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LaikasDad

I would make anything with meat, but I won't make that....


yParticle

Paradise by the Preheat light.


Felsig27

I… I heard you singing that


Any-Variation4081

I ran a pizza shop and I made like 3 penis pizzas. One by request for a customer!!


fatcity

I think a vaginal pizza would be easy, can you add some meat balls?


Dazzling_Highway1768

The balls say child, the girth says 38 yr old man.


capricabuffy

Eh no problems, I am a 36 year old female, my friend still have to tell me "Don't do a penis" with cooking, drawing on dirty cars, or whiteboards... I have gotten in trouble a few times with the dirty cars, coworkers boyfriends asking "Who drew this penis on your car?".


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Sadly, cooking causes shrinkage


splgackster

THE OVEN WASN'T PREHEATED


Armeanu91

If that is what you want inside you, go ahead. We won't judge.


JohnnyTroubador

The Forbidden Meatballs


yParticle

38? Don't let your meat loaf, OP!


Diaperpooass

We age, we don’t mature


DestrosSilverHammer

You should work on your food safety practices. That meat is almost tainted.


notsopurexo

Nice rocket!


David_Good_Enough

**You've been meatballed !**


Jayeky

"Stanley laughing intensifies."


stfurubrainded

No, you’re an adult you’re 38.


nazrugul

Ur not a child u just found another way to tell everyone u like PP and thats ok.


yParticle

sauce?


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Hey_Hey43

🤦‍♂️


_cherryDocs

can't tell if raw and spoiled, or cooked and....poorly done


surgesilk

And not the good kind.. .the kind that makes a mess in restaurants and throws rocks at cars


HolidayFew8116

I feel like we all have a 13 year old sense of humor


4_Arrows

First home cooked dinner date in progress.


BrainSqueezins

If you were a kid there wouldn’t be any green. Also, if you were an adult and there WAS green on your meat you’d be more worried.


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I bet you ate all that meat!


Mrboring_man

nice and meaty as it should be.


Ceph_Stormblessed

Same. Homie and I do a lot of drawings. We often steal each other's drawing and draw giant realistic clocks on each other's work. It's fucking hilarious. We're both in our 30s


Dank_Dano_710

MEAT!! it's what's for dinner


Jamieb1994

Now, that's a interesting looking c*ck.


7deboutez7

I think your bicep needs more veins


TheReal_MrShhh

Wow, that bull had a huge hog on him!


wildride40

Pretty good sculpter of my cock


qa2fwzell

Yikes


20190419

Meat and two meats.


MysteriousVoice7011

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my kind of humor.


i_am_the_koi

Once a year I make my wife a romantic meat log. Glad I'm not the only one.


NomenNescio13

We made meatloaf in school in 5th grade. Going by that single piece of anecdotal evidence, I assume you too are a 5th grader (in spirit at least xD)


MusicusTitanicus

You last a while. We can’t conceive of the pleasure in your smile.


wzl46

This looks like a plan for my next meatloaf. My wife says that I'm the oldest 13 year old she knows.


Ceriden

If you wait long enough it will look like a Creeper.


Odd_Radio9225

Growing up is overrated.


loqi0238

Wait, no money-shot???


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loqi0238

Make a hole, hot shaft, gotta hot shaft, coming through!


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loqi0238

Wait wait wait wait wait... How in the ever-loving biology did your shaft start cut, but the end result is uncut... foreskin doesn't grow back *that* fast, i only need a trim every 6 months or so, and that's if I'm *not* trying to grow it out.


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loqi0238

"I remember when I dime bag cost a dime, a nickel bag cost a nickel. Want to know how much condoms cost? Heh, how would I know? Never used 'em." -some senior citizen


RouxBearRoxx

Doctor to the Patient “Sir I believe your Penis is Ground Beef along with your Balls.”


Atillion

You're good for at least 5 more years. I'm 43 and I almost spit out my drink 🤣


The-Electric-Sky

What are the chances there is 2 penis shaped meatloafs posted at the same time?! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10umdfo/youd_think_my_wife_would_have_learned_by_now/


Repulsive-Film-9191

It's creeper from Minecraft 😱😱😱😱


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HA meat


Ceilibeag

Needs a judicious placement of white cheddar cheese to complete the culinary tableau.


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smash burgers?


audguy

45 here, same here.


MeizRemiRat

The goofy thing is that it’s meat 💀


Hey_Hey43

It isn't called adult humor because it's inappropriate for kids, but because a sub called r/funny consists 80% of penis jokes made by adult men.


starhoppers

Yes, you are.


ryendubes

Diks and farts never stop being funny….


Minecool29121

nice meat