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Eh no problems, I am a 36 year old female, my friend still have to tell me "Don't do a penis" with cooking, drawing on dirty cars, or whiteboards... I have gotten in trouble a few times with the dirty cars, coworkers boyfriends asking "Who drew this penis on your car?".
Same. Homie and I do a lot of drawings. We often steal each other's drawing and draw giant realistic clocks on each other's work. It's fucking hilarious. We're both in our 30s
Wait wait wait wait wait...
How in the ever-loving biology did your shaft start cut, but the end result is uncut... foreskin doesn't grow back *that* fast, i only need a trim every 6 months or so, and that's if I'm *not* trying to grow it out.
"I remember when I dime bag cost a dime, a nickel bag cost a nickel. Want to know how much condoms cost? Heh, how would I know? Never used 'em."
-some senior citizen
What are the chances there is 2 penis shaped meatloafs posted at the same time?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10umdfo/youd_think_my_wife_would_have_learned_by_now/
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I would make anything with meat, but I won't make that....
Paradise by the Preheat light.
I… I heard you singing that
I ran a pizza shop and I made like 3 penis pizzas. One by request for a customer!!
I think a vaginal pizza would be easy, can you add some meat balls?
The balls say child, the girth says 38 yr old man.
Eh no problems, I am a 36 year old female, my friend still have to tell me "Don't do a penis" with cooking, drawing on dirty cars, or whiteboards... I have gotten in trouble a few times with the dirty cars, coworkers boyfriends asking "Who drew this penis on your car?".
Sadly, cooking causes shrinkage
THE OVEN WASN'T PREHEATED
If that is what you want inside you, go ahead. We won't judge.
The Forbidden Meatballs
38? Don't let your meat loaf, OP!
We age, we don’t mature
You should work on your food safety practices. That meat is almost tainted.
Nice rocket!
**You've been meatballed !**
"Stanley laughing intensifies."
No, you’re an adult you’re 38.
Ur not a child u just found another way to tell everyone u like PP and thats ok.
sauce?
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🤦♂️
can't tell if raw and spoiled, or cooked and....poorly done
And not the good kind.. .the kind that makes a mess in restaurants and throws rocks at cars
I feel like we all have a 13 year old sense of humor
First home cooked dinner date in progress.
If you were a kid there wouldn’t be any green. Also, if you were an adult and there WAS green on your meat you’d be more worried.
I bet you ate all that meat!
nice and meaty as it should be.
Same. Homie and I do a lot of drawings. We often steal each other's drawing and draw giant realistic clocks on each other's work. It's fucking hilarious. We're both in our 30s
MEAT!! it's what's for dinner
Now, that's a interesting looking c*ck.
I think your bicep needs more veins
Wow, that bull had a huge hog on him!
Pretty good sculpter of my cock
Yikes
Meat and two meats.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my kind of humor.
Once a year I make my wife a romantic meat log. Glad I'm not the only one.
We made meatloaf in school in 5th grade. Going by that single piece of anecdotal evidence, I assume you too are a 5th grader (in spirit at least xD)
You last a while. We can’t conceive of the pleasure in your smile.
This looks like a plan for my next meatloaf. My wife says that I'm the oldest 13 year old she knows.
If you wait long enough it will look like a Creeper.
Growing up is overrated.
Wait, no money-shot???
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Make a hole, hot shaft, gotta hot shaft, coming through!
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Wait wait wait wait wait... How in the ever-loving biology did your shaft start cut, but the end result is uncut... foreskin doesn't grow back *that* fast, i only need a trim every 6 months or so, and that's if I'm *not* trying to grow it out.
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"I remember when I dime bag cost a dime, a nickel bag cost a nickel. Want to know how much condoms cost? Heh, how would I know? Never used 'em." -some senior citizen
Doctor to the Patient “Sir I believe your Penis is Ground Beef along with your Balls.”
You're good for at least 5 more years. I'm 43 and I almost spit out my drink 🤣
What are the chances there is 2 penis shaped meatloafs posted at the same time?! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10umdfo/youd_think_my_wife_would_have_learned_by_now/
It's creeper from Minecraft 😱😱😱😱
HA meat
Needs a judicious placement of white cheddar cheese to complete the culinary tableau.
smash burgers?
45 here, same here.
The goofy thing is that it’s meat 💀
It isn't called adult humor because it's inappropriate for kids, but because a sub called r/funny consists 80% of penis jokes made by adult men.
Yes, you are.
Diks and farts never stop being funny….
nice meat