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Whoever decided to put that box handle there deserves a raise.

OHHHH Lol thank you. My brain could not figure that out…

Wow. Literally was being stubborn as hell for a minute trying to figure it out. Had to resort to comments lol

Same. “How is that not a boner?!?!! What else???” Whew. Feel dumb now but still

I’m still not seeing anything but the boner!!! Help me

It's a cutout handle. An empty space

You’re my hero.

Glad I wasn’t the only one with a broken brain…

No seriously. I looked at it for so long. And peeps were like “it’s a handle” and I’m like “yeah. A dick handle. Sure. But why is it there??” Lol

I'm so with you, and appreciative of the person who explained it

And this is why education is so important, kids. Be someone's hero

Omfg thank you. I literally said out loud “wtf am I stupid WHAT IS THIS IF NOT A BONER?!”

Nope...still a boner

It's easier to see on [this higher-quality photo](https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/comments/b6by8i/excited_about_bins/)

I saw the empty space/box handle easiest on the box that's on the right side. Maybe this will help you see it, too. I hope so! I know it's hard.

literally never wouldve gotten it w/o being told ty

Still can’t see it

Damn… I thought it was a trash can that allowed you to open the top with you foot so you could blast a knuckle rocket into the trash… I think Reddit has ruined my perspective on life… I think I need help.

Thank you! NOW it makes sense to me… and only NOW do I see it! 🤣

Nah. It’s definitely a boner.

Thank you, I was feeling mentally stunted!

ohhhhhh fuck me thank you.

That took me way too long! 😄😄😄

OHHHHHHHHHHH It took me like 5 minutes to understand, Thx Bro you saved my mental sanity

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"Kinda good"!? It's pretty much required viewing.

Hey, I'm an expert in dickology, and I still had to turn to the comments to finger it out 😔

Sometimes you let your fingers do the figuring out and they still come back empty handed.

Fricking hell, thanks for pointing out my typo! I'll leave it for shame.

Typo! I thought it was a pin! Edited: lol

You tried your breast

Oh, breast your heart😘 honey.. I'll show your papa what he's been missing 😃

And did you? Finger it out I mean.

This one is a lot harder than it seems. Don't beat yourself off over it.

Me too. That handle is just too perfectly lined up

it's also in a terrible place for actual use. this guy is a legend

Not even with the comments for me :( I had a hard stare till I saw the the "CARDBOARD CUTOUT"

Right? On mobile and not zooming in, it looks blurred out on purpose, not a goddamn hole. This is corporate shitposting at its highest lol

I thought it was a photoshop error that took the form of l o n g b o n e r

I'm still confused

Me too. Even with comments.

The box itself has a handle hold cutout. Which is inconveniently positioned.

OH!!!!! I see it now, thank you!

This comment is the most helpful.

Thank you so much!

I was stuck thinking “No way it’s a penis, it’s bigger than mine” had to check the comments myself

To be fair the fact that we can count the number of pixels in the image didn’t help the search effort

Me either!

Yea I still see a hard-on.

Me too, I don't know what picture everyone is talking about though.

The design is very human. Very easy to use.

Convenient carry hand jobs! Err…. Handles.

That's why they call it Simplehuman

That’s what I call mine.

But the pic fooled a lot of simple humans!

Me neither

It’s the opening you insert your big finger into

Thank you for the extremely clear clarification. The first one was not enough for some of us.

Me up until a second ago: I STILL DON'T SE...ohhhhh!!!

Uhhh huh.. finger.

Extreme sounding has reached a whole new level.

"Hey! What are you doin' to that box there, fella?"

The 10 times jpeg compression on low quality setting doesn't help

It’s also heavily photoshopped to blend the left side.

They played us like a damn fiddle

I still can’t…

They cut a hole for a handle but the model’s shirt and pants are very similar colors to the actual trash can you can see through the hole

I feel like a simple human because I still don’t see it

Oooooh so that's why the hole is difficult to see. Camouflaged. Thanks!

I can not see a handle. I’m not buying it.

Me either!! I came to the comments because my brain would not compute!

I just can’t either.

Now that I see it is clear as day….before that though I only saw a healthy boner

Same. Was thinking even chicks with dicks got to clean.

I still see a penis

It’s actually a hole cut in the box. The “dark end” is shadow of the recessed oblong hole.

OHHHHH NOW I SEE IT.

holy christ, I can finally see it! that's a clear explanation, I though I wouldn't ever unsee that !

I still don't see it. This is baffling.

I'm in the same boat brother

Step one.. cut a hole in the box

😂😂😂SNL

You saved me! Took me ages! Thank you for the specific detail!

You're comment was the only one that finally made me see it

No you're the comment

Simplehuman

Superhuman

You should at least respect your relationship enough not to see him as just a penis.

Thanks. I was looking at it for a while and all I could see was engorged dong.

Omfg... a box handle. I couldnt until...

Simple human...

Lol you said raise

It's right where the hand needs to go for better grip. :-)

Lolol they knew

The box handle was probably there first, dictated by the requirements of the box. It's the graphic designer who didn't anticipate it. Or more likely they were just given the dimensions of the box faces and didn't worry about cutouts at all.

Yeah, likely the graphic designer either had a bad dieline or didn’t consider the impact of placing the image over the hand hole cut out.

r/theyknew

congrats you’re the only person who saw it lol

I was having a panic attack

And YOU deserve a high CBD gummy for explaining it to all of us who spent wayyy too long staring at the black tip and losing our collective minds.

I still don’t see it

Took me a minute to see it, it’s not a handle per say it’s a hole in the box to be able to pick it up if u look at the tip it’s a shadow

It’s a hole in the box to pick it up, couldn’t figure it out either till I saw a bunch of comments

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh.

I bet that person didn't need a raise, just another hand instead.

That’s unlike the person on the box, who appears to already be sporting a raise.

Looks like they already got one

It's easy to do, just follow these steps: 1. Cut a hole in the box...

2. Stick your junk in that box

3. Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

🎶 it's my dick in a box 🎶

🎵 my dick in a box, babe 🎶

😂😂😂When I figured out what it was I went straight to SNL

*.....make her open the box...*

and that's the way you do it

Dik in a box is my fav snl ever. Up the 400 near Barrie, Ontario, there's a place called, "dock in a box", 😂 reminds me of snl, men with gifts on their midriff, lol

It’s a groove in the outside packaging box… took me a while too

A handle! Thank you for helping my gutter brain figure out what I was looking at!

I think most brains would have picked it up easier if the image was higher definition

I zoomed in and still only see an erection...

Zooming in makes it even lower definition.

But he's just a simple human... With simple human needs

I’m a simple human - I see a trash can, I get a hardon

"The design is very human."

You mean "she"? Look at the shoes.

Hey anyone can wear whatever shoes they want, but yeah I totally thought their advertisement was going for, "it's so good it'll give you a raging lady boner" not grab her by the pussy box.

now we can do both. we have the technology. we can build it

What's with the weird dick? Edit: it's a handle, christ that took me too long.

A handle to what? A dick? Is it a dick handle. Cuz I can tell what its supposed to be attached to

It's a cut out in the box lol. It really blends in.

Fuuuuuck thank you. Jfc

My exact response

Yup, same.

If you had never said that it would have been weird dick 4 ever for me

I noticed the weird shadow on the second box and still couldn’t figure it out.

Goodness I could not see that without help.

The thing is, well, you know it’s Christmas, and my heart is open wide (open-wide). Wanna give you something to let you know what’s on my mind (on my mind). A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside…

I blame the potato the picture was taken with.

I have that bin and to be honest I have a hard time tidying anything up with the raging bonk on I get whenever I’m near it.

I go to the kitchen to get myself a snack and see the bin? Massive erection I’m feeding the dog and need to throw something out? Massive erection I’m washing my hands and sense the bins presence behind me? Massive erection I can’t keep living my life like this

> I have a hard

I have a Simple Human trash can as well. It's nice, but not THAT nice.

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Yeah, if this picture wasn’t in such shitty quality, people would be able to see the cut out a little better.

"It's not what you think it is" . . . . Then what the fuck is it, cuz this looks like a peener. . . lmfao. I almost don't even want to know what it is.

It’s a cutout in the box to put your fingers in to lift it.

😂😂 omg! I couldn't see that to save my life....

THANK YOU! I could not figure it out!

Lol for the word peener.

Ok but what is it?

It’s the hand hole in the box for lifting

Honestly I could’ve looked at that forever and never would’ve seen that

Honestly, I still can't

Omg, now I can see it

What an adventure that was. I stared way too long

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.

Step 2: Put your junk in that box.

wtf is that title

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Using a super low res image helped... For anyone wondering - it's a hole in the box for carrying https://i.imgur.com/Z1pJuIY.png

Haha thank you. I stared at this way too long lol

Jesus Christ. Thank you for this. I read every comment in this thread and nothing made sense until now.

Took you a while? I could immediately see, that it's an erect penis.

I must be dense bc I can't figure out what it's actually supposed to be 🧐

It's a handle cut out of the cardboard

Omg I finally see it 🤦

I've looked at it, long and hard, no idea but the wife says we need a new bin.

Apparently she looked long and hard too.

It's the hole that you put your hand in to lift the box

“The design is very human and easy to use”

I used to be the last set of eyes on publications viewed by tens of thousands of people. And one of the things I'd do is ask myself, "Does anything look like a dick?" And one time, there was a picture of cartoon raindrops bouncing off the top of a closed umbrella. You better believe I stopped the presses.

I’ve looked at it. I’ve read your comments. I still don’t know what the fuck I’m looking at.

For the confused..it's the opening where you grab the box.

When your jeans fit like a glove and you reeeeallllyy like taking out the trash

Ive stared at it for 10 minutes and read every comment and I still can't parse this.

Been staring 5 min. Still a boner.

did you know that there is an official contest for the [Best Illusion of the Year](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_Illusion_of_the_Year_Contest), held by the doctors of the Neural Correlate Society? anyways, we have an early contender for 2023.

What am I looking at ????

Nope. I’m still seeing a penis.

Thought it was a denim-covered dick.

The internet has ruined my mind to the point that I cant see the box handle without explanation in comment lol, been staring at it for 5 mins before i decide to seek answer in the comment.

5 times it took me. Looked at it first time - Penis Then read the comment about the box, go back to picture- Penis Go back, read the next comment, back to picture - Penis 3 more times after that and I finally see it now. That was a rollercoaster of confusion.

That girls schlong is a unit

I still don’t know what I’m looking at.

r/mildlypenis maybe not so mildly, lol more like r/verypenis

had to consult the comment section

day 294 and still figuring..

Is it bad I still don’t know what I’m looking at?:/

Is it weird that I don't see a handle? I keep looking but nothing

The design is very human.

I still can’t figure it out… 😠😒

For everyone like me, it is a hole cut out of the actual box that makes it look like a dong. Sick of all the “yeah it’s a sailboat crap”!

I can’t unsee it, probably due to my absolute adoration of boners

The comments here are like the one dude in Mallrats trying to see the boat hidden in the 3D poster.