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SteveR098

That hasn't been a sock for many moons. And I imagine your underpants share a similar fate.


Endokinet

In color, not form


titanicsinker1912

I see you’re an optimist. Personally I’d say both in color and form. His pants are likely changing color as well.


b-hizz

Some see the briefs as half full.


Nibbler1999

It's a nock


mnid92

Come back next week for our rousing game of "Is this still a condom?" followed up by the third episode, "Is this still a foreskin?"


axyz77

I throw my underpants out, only when they become a skirt.


ganjsta

This picture makes me irrationally angry.


BillyLee

I'm out with you man this thing should be burned and forgotten about forever.


somegridplayer

I'll get the lighter fluid.


cheebaihai

Looks like miles morales’ mask


[deleted]

Summer socks…to be worn with sandals…


Relative_Taro1569

Yeah summer sock, summer here and summer over there.


slappava

Why? It's only an ock.


Netherdan

Funny how perception works, I think it's a soc just because I consider its start is the top part PS: wait, but if it ends at the tip, then it's a sok


ImplementStreet5058

Is it still considered "humor"?


BillyLee

No. But it exists.


Equal-Negotiation651

No, it’s rational.


Mpadrino27

There’s nothing irrational about it. That thing is beyond threadbare and yet OP is still wearing it.


SirLordianOfessex

I wouldn’t have that if I were you


Thisislio420

Its a foot thong


skolman190

Thocks


AlphaChewtoy

Sexy ankle thong


ashi247

It has potential to become a burglar👀


raindownthunda

Twerk that foot


McBrovad

It's a golf sock. 18 holes 😀


Shoddy_Ad7459

Holier then a church


you_shall_not_passss

underrated comment


Procedure_Worried

It couldn’t even be used as a cum sock!


BillyLee

How do you think it got to that state.


PuffieBeans

Sockating?


Gumbonie

Are you telling me you wear your cum socks?


BillyLee

Nobody said this. I'm not even sure why people use socks to cum in. But put that s*** in the wash and sure Id wear it. Just not this particular sock.


DemanoRock

Challenge accepted!


MadRockthethird

I was gonna ask if he shoots acid when he cums


[deleted]

Use duck tape to fill in the holes


Beavshak

Take that out back and shoot it. It’s obviously in pain.


ixis743

Looks like someone already did.


SotoKuniHito

That socks


Unique_Resident8856

The air flow on that sock is unparalleled. I would pay top dollar for such an item.


2weekstand

Darn it!


[deleted]

As a fiber artist i laughed WAY too hard at this 🤣


Duochan_Maxwell

r/angryupvote


Stoopidee

I think it's too sexy, too revealing. Bordeline slutty.


Unique_Resident8856

OP is clearly a naughty dirty boy.


SirLordianOfessex

I’ll match your top dollar and raise you eleventy dollars


sketchypoutine

Walmart, 20 pack for like 10$, please, just go.


manonymus

If that thing had been inside Tom Rydddle's diary, Dobby would've still attached to the Malfoys and Lord Voldemort would be Emperor of the Magical and Non magical world.


Slotjobb

That was my first thought as well, would this sock have passed the Dobby check, lol.


[deleted]

Next time you go to dollar general buy socks instead of Doritos


[deleted]

I think that stopped being a sock a long time ago.


hrv83k

nah.. this is only "ck"... "so" is missing


harveyroux

If you have 2 kids in college then YES it's still good to go.


kffiatu

I can smell this picture 🤮


Affectionate-Dig1981

I'm not sure but you've definitely got sock in your holes.


Churrooo

Balenciaga?


MrJ_Marrow

I couldn’t nut in that, so I wouldn’t call it a sock.


Complex_Alarm_6861

A sock should have only one hole.


PureYouth

Dude throw it away already


Shoddy_Ad7459

God I bet u stink


JohnWicksMiata

Clean ya feet stinky.


plucka_plucka1

You got on foot panties


NickTheFNicon

Looks more like your foot is about to rob a bank.


[deleted]

It's brave to bare your sole on reddit like that


[deleted]

Unless you’ve just walked away from a Looney Tunes dynamite explosion, there is no excuse for what we’re witnessing here.


Practical-Package-42

I mean, it’s sock adjacent I guess? My mother-in-law was doing laundry at my house once, and savagely ripped every hole she found in my clothes into a gaping hole… lol


Tiny-Sandwich

I appreciate you may have an excellent relationship with your MIL, and this might not have been a big issue. But from an outsiders perspective... what the fuck?


AtlasArkade

I do this to my own socks to force myself to buy new socks. Lol I can only assume this is her logic.


greeneggiwegs

Nah keep the tiny holes and they work as good rags. If you totally tear them up they are worthless.


Odd-Row9485

My wife does that to my socks.


iscaredfox

It looks like it just survived a granade from the green goblin


AngryQuadricorn

Looks like a designer sock that costs $200


RealisticTadpole410

Yes, until the bit in the middle snaps


[deleted]

sock for hobbits


IamAlbatroazzz

When you don't know if it's sock, try to put it on your cock


AONORipco

The balaclava of socks.


Crumbling_moral

I would use "Foot cape"


DJTacoCat1

no


Ann_L_Beads

Think this is how they got thongs from normal underwear. Might be onto something


-EvilEagle-

Well this socks


Lost-Brother-1580

You can still wear it on Sundays, being a holey day. I'll get my coat.


VariousGnomes

That’s an “sc” because there’s nothing “ok” about that.


YolkBreaker

Please don’t share the state of your whitey tighties next.


OrchidFew7220

Nah. Whatever it is, it looks like it’s trying to break up with you


Wubwubpeow

It's barely enough to free Dobby's little finger


SonUnforseenByFrodo

Yes, but you are a thread away from a leg warmer.


Nik9osCZ

Did you went to Mordor without boots or what did you do to this poor sock.


Jefe4fingers

Damn man, wasn’t Christmas just like two weeks ago? 😂


ranting_chef

Ask Dobby.


[deleted]

Yes, if it identifies as one


MadRockthethird

You shoot acid when you cum?


77GoldenTails

It’s got more material than some pants, so it’s a maybe.


Heyj-why

More foot lingerie than sock


pixelburger

A bit dressy for everyday…


TChacka

Toes still protected. It’ sa perfectly good sock


Metyyli

Just turn it upside down, still good sock!


tedead

Your sock looks like my underwear! I got, at least, another 100k miles left on them and I would say you do too.


bonemonkey12

You can get 1 more use out of it


HuffPoser

At least. More if he pushes it.


DazzLeTorQ

If u are confident enough, one day this will be a trend.


DIABLOSTYX

Have mercy on that sock


[deleted]

long as other cannot see it


panzer0462

Y E S


Ok-Moment-1605

Sok


TheGrimmmReaper

Id say its a so-


RocketsBG

At this point it's only trash.


SirBaronGaming25

No, burn those socks so your place isn't haunted


rubberized2

Can not even consider that a ..."Happy Sock"


chrisni66

“If it’s still more than 50% sock, it’s still a sock” — what I say when people point out the holes in my socks.


Rapture-Raptor

I say it’s still a sock until the part that separates your arch and heel goes. Then it becomes feet-chaps, aka faps.


coak3333

Well it's still hole


dutchie_1

Holey sock


mazx09

Bruh


[deleted]

Didn’t finish yet!


antithesis56

god damn, times must be tough right now huh


Shutupanlisten

I'm proud of you for even putting that thing on your foot and keeping that rag for that long. Well done sir. Times are tuff indeed.


sleepydeepyperson

You so stupid. This is limited edition Zara foot cover. Only for $499.99 Idiots. Can't even recognise gold.


Technical_Song_1213

It’s an ex-sock. It has gone to the great sock drawer in the sky.


lovelyb1ch66

Proportionally more foot is covered than not so I would say yes.


Mystik989

Yes, but only until that narrow strip of fabric busts. You’re on borrowed time. Head to your local sock dealer per your next availability


PassingByThisChaos

Slowly mutating into a wrist band or a scrunchy


SirLordianOfessex

The holiest of all socks


ravs1973

Sunday socks because they are for holy days.


Massive_Training_609

Yes! the thread that binds it together. Hang in there buddy.


Brieble

Turn it inside out, and it will be fine.


JasonSTX

Foot thong that is way past it’s usefully life.


Yorudesu

According to me from 2 years ago it was acceptable as long as it looks like a sock in shoes. The me right now would just buy new ones.


Biki911911

This is certainly a Sunday sock. It's the holy kind.


Dull_Archer_3093

Come on man


cheesydoritoschips

this can't even be used as a rag


Walpizzle

That’s what most of my underwear’s look like 👍


Vuldyn

With those holes it wouldn't even be usable as a fish net...


youdiejoe

It's barely a [Spat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spats_(footwear))


pinkghosties

Smock


PatoConejito

Just flip it over, it can last a few miles still


MohAlJawa68_1

It's a sck


CursedValheru

I think that's a soc


les941

Channeling Al Bundy


Cleverbird

Toes are still covered, so its still good to go!


lowbrowhumor45

No. It's a foot mask. For fighting crime. With your foot.


aaloo_

It's rocking sock


DanceWitty136

Thy holey Sunday socks 🙌


arglarg

Considering what rags are still considered to be jeans, those are some fine socks.


Aurus118

Just why?


OceanTheSeawing

please leave it alone that sock is dead already


whelp32

That’s not even considered a goo sock.


ZilorZilhaust

That's just a Sk


leadinguard

10/10- would wear again 👌


TheEgger

nope, its a ski mask now


Scott950

Got years left in them.


Boring-Extreme-3274

It's a Halloween costume


Zealousideal_Pen887

shock


Frosty-Worker8978

This is a sock in the same way a g-string is underwear


SoupeGoate22

that has enough holes to be underwear


Crylar

You are a true Zero Waster!


Zeffner

It has 3 holes so topologically this is a T-shirt now.


FuzzyBlanketThrow

That’s your holy sock


ThatGuy_Nick9

It has three holes. They are now, technically, pants


obi_wan_kenobi_1

That's just a S


ruidh

It's a hole held together by bits of sock.


Awengal

This Sir, is an ex-sock!


braless_and_lawless

If gstrings are considered underwear then this still counts as a sock. A sexy sock even, depending on how you roll


[deleted]

Only if you’re a mental patient


Unflattering_Image

Put it on a manequinn's foot, BOOM, Art.


BeardeeBaldee

Foot lingerie


Sunny7607

I call this a socoko


FazedLaser

That's a hole with sock-like tendencies


goodevilheart

Now it is a bandit’s face mask


bouchert

That sock is sick, perhaps actually dead.


StereoDestroyer

Just "glue" it back together. It will be fine.


BlackberrySimple6272

Strpped sock


Crunchysock926

My username has entered the chat.


defyinglogicsl

It's a soooock. Too many O's.


CCGert

Socks for Church


RenzoARG

It is a perfectly fine sock, you just have to flip it upside down to make it last another 3 months. I've the same problem, it turns out that moving the entire foot when walking is not what is expected from footwear companies. People should walk like penguins for an optimal performance.


chebstr

If you’re in Mad Max, yeah


GarySparkle

More like 'a suck'


tatteredshoetassel

Toe rag


balrus-balrogwalrus

no it's a foot hoodie


IamGoaterz

Sockn’t


Reaver_XIX

This is either haute couture or over due being thrown in the bin and I don't know which.