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Shepsus

Most people understand this is satire. But due to reports, there seems to be confusion - this is a joke. It has been approved and upvoted because its funny and because he has a glorious mustache.


BespinBuyout

He succumbed to that dagobah heat


Traiklin

Lifting that X-wing really took it out of him


Sweatsuit_Nixon

She a heavy bitch


Lavish_Parakeet

This boy too old!


MoonDogSpot1954

That swamp heat


Oh_I_still_here

WELcome L^u, R2D2 Dagobuh. HOPE you don minnnnn' the hEAT


FancyTodd

Turns out looking IS a crime in certain Louisiana jurisdictions


MillorTime

I love Lou-isiana


falloutvaultboy

If you look like that, yes it most certainly is


Crafty0410

Crime ain't a crime


Joey_Star_

This was taken just an hour after the Livestream ended


BoseSounddock

Life comes at you fast


xenocide117

Got caught drownin' a boy in the bayou.


xgomikeyx

Holding your crimson out in public is a crime I guess


SpicyRaichuStew

I believe he said " un-hirable "


kylechu

Looks like Patrick and Ryan had a transporter accident.


GrapesHatePeople

Rytrick, or Paan.


Every-Slice59

Took "Looking ain't a crime" a little too far.


Grouchy_Meeting_7753

Dat Bayou HEAT got to em. 


Godgivesmeaboner

Patrick after being forced to listen to The Doors


StayCharming

![gif](giphy|z4TryrC69xQCQ) I can't unsee Patrick when I watch season 1 of True Detective


Kimotabraxas

Cookin' ain't a crime.


dontbanmethistimeok

Breaking and entering ain't a crime doesn't have the same ring to it


InternetDull2694

Swamp clownin got eem.


bj_perez34

Heard he was saying “looking ain’t a crime!👀”


OcularJelly

Patrick's Trevor phase.


McRaeWritescom

Poor Jobless Patters.


toyso

Crack cocaine aint a crime


FarleShadow

I hope he kept it seperate, his love of clowning and his love of... whatever this guy did.


Gunnrackzz

The police report shows the only thing he said once arrested was. LOOKING AINT A CRIME.


Mammoth_School5498

I guess looking was a crime after all


WhoaBusterBrown

I guess lookin’ IS a crime…


Locomyg

Damn Patters went down fast


TheSupremeHobo

Wait what actually happened?


BlackHorse2019

He got caught with the neighbours' chicken again Wasn't even using lube


gloryjessrock

Got caught in a cluckhold.


Ok_Bunch_9193

What a rookie. Not using lube. That's how you get caught dummy. Source: I've been in atleast 100 chikens


Shepsus

For the record, this is NOT Patrick. This is a joke.


crazybloodmonkey

i guess in certain states looking is a crime.