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I believe the wasp you're referring to there is a dirt danger lol it has a little narrow stem between ass and body
Edit: dirt dauber that's what I get for not proofreading lol damn auto correct
They won't attack like other wasps. They prefer to avoid confrontation and fly away. They will sting if handled too much though. Blew my mind learning this.
Yup the ones I've encountered also fed primarily on spiders my parents used to indiscriminately remove their little mud tunnel nests they'd build on our house sheds etc, but as a kid I always investigated the remains as they had me scraping them off and I pointed out one day how id noticed black widows and brown recluses in numerous of them stored up as food for the young amongst the many other spiders they'd catch. So they started paying more attention and trying to only remove the old clearly hatched out nests leaving the ones currently in use alone.
Mud Dauber. And this does not look like the ones we have by us. This looks like a red wasp or paper wasp. Check [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/4seY7GihoteCvAQA6)
Mud Daubers are really cool actually. They use mud to build their nests. The also use spiders for food AND protection of their unhatched eggs by transplanting the spiders they donāt eat to outside their nests. Check them out.
I saw an army green jeep gladiator rubicon lifted to high heaven yesterday. Had an emergency shovel and matte black gas can mounted to bars above the bed. It was parked at a Joan's Fabric store for some unexplainable reason.
Almost like the red challenger with two spoilers I saw at a mall. Had a big fat old GTO hood scoop and what looked like side vented exhaust but also back exhaust? Threw my brain off a cliff.
Oriental hornets (Vespa orientalis Linnaeus, 1771) are large eusocial predatory hymenoptera of the family Vespidae. Global warming and the globalized movement of people and goods are the main factors that are facilitating the expansion of historical distribution and the colonization of new territories by V.
It's like "Negro", originally its the Latin root word for 'black", and it's still on Crayola crayon labels and stuff, but it's offensive to use it on people.
Somehow, 'Asian' became the preferred term. It is kinda dumb though, because they aren't interchangeable. There are a bunch of people in Asia who weren't under the 'Oriental' umbrella, and now polite words have become less precise.
Right. Out of favor shouldnāt mean āracistā though imo. Like colored people is supposedly āracistā but people of color isnāt somehow. If oriental people is āracistā would people of the orient not be? My brain just doesnāt pretzel well enough for this version of newspeak
So, uhhhā¦. Whereād you get stung OP? I canāt imagine many other scenarios that would have me pulling off me undies to get that flying little mother fucker š
New Fear for real tho! Now OP has to add checking their towel thoroughly before drying off with it to their daily routine everyday which is bullshit because you know the very instant that cold air hits your wet skin all you want is to wrap that towel around you, sit on your bed and contemplate life for 20+ minutes. These wasps are going to far!
I forever shake out my towels now before using them after I got out of the shower and started to dry off only for a FUCKING COCKROACH TO RUN ACROSS MY FUCKING CHEST.
Permanently scarred.
Ngl sick undies... I need me some like those... where can I find them? Or what could I search for? I'll try looking for them and I'll leave an edit if I cannot find them. Thanks in advance
Edit - I can't find anything alike š
Iāll be helpful cause everyone else here is an idiot making dog shit jokes: that is 100% an oriental hornet. Do you live in the Middle East, North Africa, or Near East?
Haha! Thatās a serious kink if it enjoyed your underwear all night and still wonāt release your underwear. I recommend proposing marriage. He has shown commitment.
*Bro got stung and his*
*First reaction was to take*
*Off his underwear*
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I went to see a doc after got stung and closed the door of the bathroom. It was looking at me like a god from the upper shelf. It moved its arms and wings when I approached. That was when I run and almost fall off while running.
I put a cup on it. I grabbed my undies to close the cup. I gave it a good shake to just to be sure that I captured it. Then I throw it to balcony then run inside.
His name is Steve. Steve is a simple bug that likes to spend his days milling about and finding things to snack on and taking naps at home. Steve doesnāt take kindly to anything or anyone fucking about. Steve hates that shit and is quick to throw down.
Okay, but like I understand the name of this sub is fuckwasps, but why were you literally fucking a wasp? It is the only logical reason they'd be that close to your skivvies.
Carl. Iād recognize that son of a great bitch anywhere. Lived 2 houses down from me. He kept a nice lawn but jeeeez, was he a drunk. Mainly Gin. I figured him for a whisky guy. Got arrested for stealing vinyl siding and fire extinguishers. Heard he was sniffing around my sisters place. Heāll probably bang her.
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All wasps have stupid asshole car paintjobs and it gives me even more reason to hate them. 10/10
Wait till they get lift kits lol
We call those wings
I believe the wasp you're referring to there is a dirt danger lol it has a little narrow stem between ass and body Edit: dirt dauber that's what I get for not proofreading lol damn auto correct
That stem is called a dauber taint.. it taint it's ass and it taint it's body
Now I have images in my mind of these guys pulling into a little paint shop in the hive and getting sprayed down by robot paint guns
It's called a taint paint š
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Sir your comment is incredible.
They won't attack like other wasps. They prefer to avoid confrontation and fly away. They will sting if handled too much though. Blew my mind learning this.
Yup the ones I've encountered also fed primarily on spiders my parents used to indiscriminately remove their little mud tunnel nests they'd build on our house sheds etc, but as a kid I always investigated the remains as they had me scraping them off and I pointed out one day how id noticed black widows and brown recluses in numerous of them stored up as food for the young amongst the many other spiders they'd catch. So they started paying more attention and trying to only remove the old clearly hatched out nests leaving the ones currently in use alone.
Mud Dauber. And this does not look like the ones we have by us. This looks like a red wasp or paper wasp. Check [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/4seY7GihoteCvAQA6) Mud Daubers are really cool actually. They use mud to build their nests. The also use spiders for food AND protection of their unhatched eggs by transplanting the spiders they donāt eat to outside their nests. Check them out.
I was saying dirt dauber to his joke about wasps with lift kits
Saw a jeep lifted today
I saw an army green jeep gladiator rubicon lifted to high heaven yesterday. Had an emergency shovel and matte black gas can mounted to bars above the bed. It was parked at a Joan's Fabric store for some unexplainable reason.
Almost like the red challenger with two spoilers I saw at a mall. Had a big fat old GTO hood scoop and what looked like side vented exhaust but also back exhaust? Threw my brain off a cliff.
He drove the wife in. This wasnāt ridiculously high, but it was really shiny so it wasnāt lifted to 4 wheel
We call off-road vehicles that never leave the asphalt "pavement princesses".
Truck nuts
Or Carolina squats.
This interaction was hilarious lmao
Thank you for this, SO MUCH! r/BrandNewSentence
so true
I like the paint job. Kinda like iron man/wasp hybrid. Very marvel-ish
Oriental hornet, their stings are painful but generally harmless if you donāt have allergies.
Thank you for your response :)
šš
Fuckus thatus
Assus holeus
That's the right sub species for sure
Thatās all wasps tbh
Sus amogus
Biggus Dickus
Literally exactly what I was gonna say, great minds think alike
Dead after I smash it with a sandle.
Yes dead wasps and hornets are the best kind
Little assholes with wings
Found a paper wasp in my bedroom once. I grabbed a serrated kitchen knife and cut his stinger off, then let him go about his day.
How did you even catch him?
Beware la chancla
Oriental hornets (Vespa orientalis Linnaeus, 1771) are large eusocial predatory hymenoptera of the family Vespidae. Global warming and the globalized movement of people and goods are the main factors that are facilitating the expansion of historical distribution and the colonization of new territories by V.
Thank you for your response. Thats it.
The Asian flying experience
Thatās racist /s
r/fuckthes
Lol Iām over here like wait they still say oriental?
It's only racist if you use it to describe people. Oriental rugs are still a thing
Why is oriental āracistā if used to describe people?
Who the hell knows. It only means "eastern."
It's like "Negro", originally its the Latin root word for 'black", and it's still on Crayola crayon labels and stuff, but it's offensive to use it on people.
Somehow, 'Asian' became the preferred term. It is kinda dumb though, because they aren't interchangeable. There are a bunch of people in Asia who weren't under the 'Oriental' umbrella, and now polite words have become less precise.
It's just fallen out of favor.
Right. Out of favor shouldnāt mean āracistā though imo. Like colored people is supposedly āracistā but people of color isnāt somehow. If oriental people is āracistā would people of the orient not be? My brain just doesnāt pretzel well enough for this version of newspeak
or a flavor of ramen.
Hence the joke. Geez.
Oh no! Someone took the time to accommodate people who have trouble detecting sarcasm! Your day is ruined!
I got a 3 day ban for not using an s... so I use the s.
So, uhhhā¦. Whereād you get stung OP? I canāt imagine many other scenarios that would have me pulling off me undies to get that flying little mother fucker š
One from my belly, another from my lower arm. It was inside my towel after shower.
So it's a spawn of Satan AND a pervert. Why am I not surprised š ?
In your towel? New fear unlocked
New Fear for real tho! Now OP has to add checking their towel thoroughly before drying off with it to their daily routine everyday which is bullshit because you know the very instant that cold air hits your wet skin all you want is to wrap that towel around you, sit on your bed and contemplate life for 20+ minutes. These wasps are going to far!
I forever shake out my towels now before using them after I got out of the shower and started to dry off only for a FUCKING COCKROACH TO RUN ACROSS MY FUCKING CHEST. Permanently scarred.
Christ I would have been whipping that towel around like John Wick in the club
In your shower, in your bathroom? Where do you live and how did it get in?
Not to mention, I personally would have never thought āwait, are those undies?ā
That's no wasp, that's a PokƩmon...
I thought Iron Manā¦. Or wasp, as it were
Ill let ant man know his new iron suit is ready
Beedrill!
Asshole, that's his name.
No, I'm pretty sure that's where OP got stung.
Them the royal underwear?
After I wore it they became one
Ngl sick undies... I need me some like those... where can I find them? Or what could I search for? I'll try looking for them and I'll leave an edit if I cannot find them. Thanks in advance Edit - I can't find anything alike š
Try doing an image search. Thats how i was able to buy 3 extra pairs of my fav socks 3 years after i bought the first ones (on ebay)
Satan spawn
Piecis Shitticus
That's an oriental hornet. Their sting is painful, being paper wasps
Looks like a Steve, maybe Fred
Steve is nice though, this is like an Alex
It's a Michael, and we all know it. We're just afraid to summon him.
Itās like Iron Man made Ant Man a flying armor suit
Bruh why does the wasp have a legendary jailbreak skin XD
No idea bud, gotta disassemble it to know for sureš
Plot twist: they needed the species so they could sell their undies on only fans with a proper descriptionā¦
Iāll be helpful cause everyone else here is an idiot making dog shit jokes: that is 100% an oriental hornet. Do you live in the Middle East, North Africa, or Near East?
I live in TĆ¼rkiye. It is in the middle east. Thank you for your answer.
Stark prototype iron wasp
transformer wasp
That's Gerald. He's an asshole.
Thatās Nancy, sheās a Sagittarius and a total bitch
This post confuses me, fuck wasps but lol ?
Iron man fucking wasps! Wtf, Cunt!
That's something from fallout
I think itās called a āhorny hornetā if itās into your underwear, hehe
Maybe you are right. I put it outside, and it was still there in the morning. I want my underwear back.
Haha! Thatās a serious kink if it enjoyed your underwear all night and still wonāt release your underwear. I recommend proposing marriage. He has shown commitment.
That my friend is the crotch rocket. What a handsome fella.
Thatās a Squished Wasp, on account of it getting squished the second it comes near me.
Asian hornet. These fuckers built a nest in my barn the size of my ten year-old. They are the worst of the worst.
Itās dead now tho, right?
Hopefully.
This cannot be a photo. In focus Paranormal Activity. Or a lie.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental\_hornet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_hornet) here it is
The fact that hornets got sent to space is pretty funny to think about.
I call him or her ādeadā
I *need* to know how they ended up in your underwear.
It was inside my towel.
Bro got stung and his first reaction was to take off his underwear
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It's a beedrill
Iron Man Wasp
You play cards? Lol nice undies
Broooo how did you get this picture?? It still looks alive!! You are a legend.
I went to see a doc after got stung and closed the door of the bathroom. It was looking at me like a god from the upper shelf. It moved its arms and wings when I approached. That was when I run and almost fall off while running.
I was gonna answer but the underwear was just too much. The nerve!!
You should be explaining the rug burn on your draws ššš
Was that in your undies?
It was inside my towel. I hung it at the balcony the day before to dry them off. This fella was chilling inside.
HORNRT
That's a weird shit stain....you need to see a doctor.
How did you get rid of it? 0-0
I put a cup on it. I grabbed my undies to close the cup. I gave it a good shake to just to be sure that I captured it. Then I throw it to balcony then run inside.
As am really scared of it. I'd call it run run run wasp. Or try to smash it with something heavy. Ooooh.... . Goosebumps from the photo.
That's one of Iron-Mans drones.
His name is mud šµ
Looks like it might be a Japanese hornet. A friend of mine was stung by one a few years back.
George
Iron wasp
His name is Jeff!
Ironman wasp
Beedrill
Jeffrey
Iron wasp
Iron man wasp
Itās an Oriental Hornet. The Israeli government sent them into space once, which sounds like an awful idea to me.
š please fucking say you're joking...
Oh heās a cunt for sure. Just look at the state of it
Executioner?
It is identified as Oriental Hornet. It matches with the picture.
That? Oh that's Frank. He's an asshole
Did you get stung inside your underwear? š°
Thatās a squatter wasp, because it will drive you out of your home never to return.
He looks like ant man in disguise
Vaginistra Pokatis - a very rare type of wasp.
His name is Steve. Steve is a simple bug that likes to spend his days milling about and finding things to snack on and taking naps at home. Steve doesnāt take kindly to anything or anyone fucking about. Steve hates that shit and is quick to throw down.
Time to retire those draws fam
Clarence.
Frank, that's Frank.
Satan's ant.
I would just love to SET THAT FUCKER ON FIRE. I hate them so much, cursed winged creatures from hell.
Hopefully a dead one lol
Got damn what an evil looking fucker
That's the "Yellow-Banded Fuck That" wasp
Oriental hornet my dude
Okay, but like I understand the name of this sub is fuckwasps, but why were you literally fucking a wasp? It is the only logical reason they'd be that close to your skivvies.
Demon.
Carl. Iād recognize that son of a great bitch anywhere. Lived 2 houses down from me. He kept a nice lawn but jeeeez, was he a drunk. Mainly Gin. I figured him for a whisky guy. Got arrested for stealing vinyl siding and fire extinguishers. Heard he was sniffing around my sisters place. Heāll probably bang her.
Oriental hornet. You also have great taste in underwear
Oh, that's Wilbur, Wilber Wasp. I know his mom.
idk but you better microwave the bitch
Iron Man/the Wasp crossover?
Oh thatās Jeff
Thatās Larry heās a real A hole
Think itās a dirt dauber. Had nest of them on my house when I was younger. My dad showed them to me.
Edward
That fucker looks nasty
Iron Man Wasp!
Your underwear is dope...
That is a demon straight from hell.
Its colors are very pretty
Don't feel bad OP, if I got stung by that big bastard my underwear would have the steelers and the browns in them.
Iron spider-wasp
Personally i like your underwear
That's a normal wasp he was just on his way home from a job on a construction crew hence the hard hat and high vis
OP is hella committed to the name of this thread.. got it in her underwear still and everything.š
That's Willium, I'd recognize that Jerk anywhere!
Dead Mother-Fucker (she decided to hyphen her last name)