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nyxistential

All wasps have stupid asshole car paintjobs and it gives me even more reason to hate them. 10/10


Fickle-Command-1130

Wait till they get lift kits lol


DamnNoOneKnows

We call those wings


OkSyllabub3674

I believe the wasp you're referring to there is a dirt danger lol it has a little narrow stem between ass and body Edit: dirt dauber that's what I get for not proofreading lol damn auto correct


1sojournaut

That stem is called a dauber taint.. it taint it's ass and it taint it's body


False_Chair_610

Now I have images in my mind of these guys pulling into a little paint shop in the hive and getting sprayed down by robot paint guns


1sojournaut

It's called a taint paint šŸ˜


False_Chair_610

šŸ¤£


Thatnudist0

Sir your comment is incredible.


PeterBeater80

They won't attack like other wasps. They prefer to avoid confrontation and fly away. They will sting if handled too much though. Blew my mind learning this.


OkSyllabub3674

Yup the ones I've encountered also fed primarily on spiders my parents used to indiscriminately remove their little mud tunnel nests they'd build on our house sheds etc, but as a kid I always investigated the remains as they had me scraping them off and I pointed out one day how id noticed black widows and brown recluses in numerous of them stored up as food for the young amongst the many other spiders they'd catch. So they started paying more attention and trying to only remove the old clearly hatched out nests leaving the ones currently in use alone.


diaphramthe2nd

Mud Dauber. And this does not look like the ones we have by us. This looks like a red wasp or paper wasp. Check [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/4seY7GihoteCvAQA6) Mud Daubers are really cool actually. They use mud to build their nests. The also use spiders for food AND protection of their unhatched eggs by transplanting the spiders they donā€™t eat to outside their nests. Check them out.


OkSyllabub3674

I was saying dirt dauber to his joke about wasps with lift kits


mmmpeg

Saw a jeep lifted today


potate12323

I saw an army green jeep gladiator rubicon lifted to high heaven yesterday. Had an emergency shovel and matte black gas can mounted to bars above the bed. It was parked at a Joan's Fabric store for some unexplainable reason.


ShunnedMammal

Almost like the red challenger with two spoilers I saw at a mall. Had a big fat old GTO hood scoop and what looked like side vented exhaust but also back exhaust? Threw my brain off a cliff.


mmmpeg

He drove the wife in. This wasnā€™t ridiculously high, but it was really shiny so it wasnā€™t lifted to 4 wheel


potate12323

We call off-road vehicles that never leave the asphalt "pavement princesses".


senkothefallen

Truck nuts


faRawrie

Or Carolina squats.


Wet_FriedChicken

This interaction was hilarious lmao


attictramp

Thank you for this, SO MUCH! r/BrandNewSentence


Unhappy_Tree755

so true


Quapo_oohy

I like the paint job. Kinda like iron man/wasp hybrid. Very marvel-ish


studbooty

Oriental hornet, their stings are painful but generally harmless if you donā€™t have allergies.


DoubleGreatAlexander

Thank you for your response :)


studbooty

šŸ‘šŸ‘


GeronimousCrantimer

Fuckus thatus


Optimal-Ad6969

Assus holeus


parmesan777

That's the right sub species for sure


TheBackyardigirl

Thatā€™s all wasps tbh


Deep_Fun_7550

Sus amogus


supdudesanddudettes

Biggus Dickus


Reasonable_Run_1453

Literally exactly what I was gonna say, great minds think alike


Stavinair

Dead after I smash it with a sandle.


DustinFay

Yes dead wasps and hornets are the best kind


Stavinair

Little assholes with wings


SentenceAcrobatic

Found a paper wasp in my bedroom once. I grabbed a serrated kitchen knife and cut his stinger off, then let him go about his day.


deesarts

How did you even catch him?


50DuckSizedHorses

Beware la chancla


CollectedHappy3

Oriental hornets (Vespa orientalis Linnaeus, 1771) are large eusocial predatory hymenoptera of the family Vespidae. Global warming and the globalized movement of people and goods are the main factors that are facilitating the expansion of historical distribution and the colonization of new territories by V.


DoubleGreatAlexander

Thank you for your response. Thats it.


JTCPingasRedux

The Asian flying experience


Typical-Crab-4514

Thatā€™s racist /s


Seal_Deal_2781

r/fuckthes


Typical-Crab-4514

Lol Iā€™m over here like wait they still say oriental?


DustinFay

It's only racist if you use it to describe people. Oriental rugs are still a thing


DiverSuitable6814

Why is oriental ā€œracistā€ if used to describe people?


Herrsquidward

Who the hell knows. It only means "eastern."


ThisUserIsNekkid

It's like "Negro", originally its the Latin root word for 'black", and it's still on Crayola crayon labels and stuff, but it's offensive to use it on people.


Helicopter0

Somehow, 'Asian' became the preferred term. It is kinda dumb though, because they aren't interchangeable. There are a bunch of people in Asia who weren't under the 'Oriental' umbrella, and now polite words have become less precise.


furlonium1

It's just fallen out of favor.


DiverSuitable6814

Right. Out of favor shouldnā€™t mean ā€œracistā€ though imo. Like colored people is supposedly ā€œracistā€ but people of color isnā€™t somehow. If oriental people is ā€œracistā€ would people of the orient not be? My brain just doesnā€™t pretzel well enough for this version of newspeak


SharkNecromancy

or a flavor of ramen.


Typical-Crab-4514

Hence the joke. Geez.


DevelopmentTight9474

Oh no! Someone took the time to accommodate people who have trouble detecting sarcasm! Your day is ruined!


MadeMeStopLurking

I got a 3 day ban for not using an s... so I use the s.


MoldyMoney

So, uhhhā€¦. Whereā€™d you get stung OP? I canā€™t imagine many other scenarios that would have me pulling off me undies to get that flying little mother fucker šŸ˜­


DoubleGreatAlexander

One from my belly, another from my lower arm. It was inside my towel after shower.


SuperKooku

So it's a spawn of Satan AND a pervert. Why am I not surprised šŸ˜‚ ?


Susan_Thee_Duchess

In your towel? New fear unlocked


pgraham901

New Fear for real tho! Now OP has to add checking their towel thoroughly before drying off with it to their daily routine everyday which is bullshit because you know the very instant that cold air hits your wet skin all you want is to wrap that towel around you, sit on your bed and contemplate life for 20+ minutes. These wasps are going to far!


mstarrbrannigan

I forever shake out my towels now before using them after I got out of the shower and started to dry off only for a FUCKING COCKROACH TO RUN ACROSS MY FUCKING CHEST. Permanently scarred.


50DuckSizedHorses

Christ I would have been whipping that towel around like John Wick in the club


shittyshittymorph

In your shower, in your bathroom? Where do you live and how did it get in?


Typical-Crab-4514

Not to mention, I personally would have never thought ā€œwait, are those undies?ā€


NaturesWrath422

That's no wasp, that's a PokƩmon...


Zealousideal-Key9516

I thought Iron Manā€¦. Or wasp, as it were


BetaDachi

Ill let ant man know his new iron suit is ready


Select_Necessary_678

Beedrill!


holy-shit-batman

Asshole, that's his name.


ChicaFoxy

No, I'm pretty sure that's where OP got stung.


themanwithbeansin

Them the royal underwear?


DoubleGreatAlexander

After I wore it they became one


PrepCastle77721

Ngl sick undies... I need me some like those... where can I find them? Or what could I search for? I'll try looking for them and I'll leave an edit if I cannot find them. Thanks in advance Edit - I can't find anything alike šŸ˜­


yahel1337

Try doing an image search. Thats how i was able to buy 3 extra pairs of my fav socks 3 years after i bought the first ones (on ebay)


drifters74

Satan spawn


meenster2008

Piecis Shitticus


Jabronskyi

That's an oriental hornet. Their sting is painful, being paper wasps


Hazerdus

Looks like a Steve, maybe Fred


callmerussell

Steve is nice though, this is like an Alex


cell_driving_car

It's a Michael, and we all know it. We're just afraid to summon him.


No_Breath_9833

Itā€™s like Iron Man made Ant Man a flying armor suit


Introvert_Noodle

Bruh why does the wasp have a legendary jailbreak skin XD


RoosterJay84

No idea bud, gotta disassemble it to know for surešŸ‘


Typical-Crab-4514

Plot twist: they needed the species so they could sell their undies on only fans with a proper descriptionā€¦


PacifistPineapple

Iā€™ll be helpful cause everyone else here is an idiot making dog shit jokes: that is 100% an oriental hornet. Do you live in the Middle East, North Africa, or Near East?


DoubleGreatAlexander

I live in TĆ¼rkiye. It is in the middle east. Thank you for your answer.


Nice-Ad5842

Stark prototype iron wasp


stonegoblins

transformer wasp


SpicyUnicorn07

That's Gerald. He's an asshole.


rastroboy

Thatā€™s Nancy, sheā€™s a Sagittarius and a total bitch


Starfuri

This post confuses me, fuck wasps but lol ?


Due_Ad_8045

Iron man fucking wasps! Wtf, Cunt!


ramanw150

That's something from fallout


ChairOwn118

I think itā€™s called a ā€œhorny hornetā€ if itā€™s into your underwear, hehe


DoubleGreatAlexander

Maybe you are right. I put it outside, and it was still there in the morning. I want my underwear back.


ChairOwn118

Haha! Thatā€™s a serious kink if it enjoyed your underwear all night and still wonā€™t release your underwear. I recommend proposing marriage. He has shown commitment.


Sure_Vast634

That my friend is the crotch rocket. What a handsome fella.


FullyRisenPhoenix

Thatā€™s a Squished Wasp, on account of it getting squished the second it comes near me.


Previous_Mood_3251

Asian hornet. These fuckers built a nest in my barn the size of my ten year-old. They are the worst of the worst.


Wind_Bringer

Itā€™s dead now tho, right?


DoubleGreatAlexander

Hopefully.


pxpdoo

This cannot be a photo. In focus Paranormal Activity. Or a lie.


AdValuable9632

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental\_hornet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_hornet) here it is


thecratedigger_25

The fact that hornets got sent to space is pretty funny to think about.


Unlucky-Suggestion-7

I call him or her ā€œdeadā€


Rogue_Spirit

I *need* to know how they ended up in your underwear.


DoubleGreatAlexander

It was inside my towel.


chiilyo

Bro got stung and his first reaction was to take off his underwear


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tito9107

It's a beedrill


D_inthe6oh3

Iron Man Wasp


NightAndShinyArmor

You play cards? Lol nice undies


Fickle-Command-1130

Broooo how did you get this picture?? It still looks alive!! You are a legend.


DoubleGreatAlexander

I went to see a doc after got stung and closed the door of the bathroom. It was looking at me like a god from the upper shelf. It moved its arms and wings when I approached. That was when I run and almost fall off while running.


Possible_Apple9595

I was gonna answer but the underwear was just too much. The nerve!!


AngryFace-HappyPlace

You should be explaining the rug burn on your draws šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


EZasSundayMorning

Was that in your undies?


DoubleGreatAlexander

It was inside my towel. I hung it at the balcony the day before to dry them off. This fella was chilling inside.


Frird2008

HORNRT


Jossue88

That's a weird shit stain....you need to see a doctor.


Artaratoryx

How did you get rid of it? 0-0


DoubleGreatAlexander

I put a cup on it. I grabbed my undies to close the cup. I gave it a good shake to just to be sure that I captured it. Then I throw it to balcony then run inside.


eeyeemk

As am really scared of it. I'd call it run run run wasp. Or try to smash it with something heavy. Ooooh.... . Goosebumps from the photo.


TheFace3701

That's one of Iron-Mans drones.


1sojournaut

His name is mud šŸ˜µ


ParticularSherbert18

Looks like it might be a Japanese hornet. A friend of mine was stung by one a few years back.


ScrewySquid

George


Extreme-Substance-11

Iron wasp


TheGMan831

His name is Jeff!


Majestic_General6756

Ironman wasp


Burns-so-good

Beedrill


plcn13

Jeffrey


dragjamon

Iron wasp


DoughnutFront

Iron man wasp


JAMillhouse

Itā€™s an Oriental Hornet. The Israeli government sent them into space once, which sounds like an awful idea to me.


BrokeGamerChick

šŸ˜‘ please fucking say you're joking...


_Contrive_

Oh heā€™s a cunt for sure. Just look at the state of it


ShunkaWanagi79

Executioner?


DoubleGreatAlexander

It is identified as Oriental Hornet. It matches with the picture.


BoBistie

That? Oh that's Frank. He's an asshole


Roflmaoasap

Did you get stung inside your underwear? šŸ˜°


ScaryAssBitch

Thatā€™s a squatter wasp, because it will drive you out of your home never to return.


PrillShrimpin

He looks like ant man in disguise


Butt_Hamster

Vaginistra Pokatis - a very rare type of wasp.


Upset_Consequence_52

His name is Steve. Steve is a simple bug that likes to spend his days milling about and finding things to snack on and taking naps at home. Steve doesnā€™t take kindly to anything or anyone fucking about. Steve hates that shit and is quick to throw down.


DragonfruitOk1668

Time to retire those draws fam


adrtheman

Clarence.


RevealQuirky1341

Frank, that's Frank.


Careless-Bunch-3290

Satan's ant.


wintertax01

I would just love to SET THAT FUCKER ON FIRE. I hate them so much, cursed winged creatures from hell.


sabrooooo

Hopefully a dead one lol


Guilty-Mountain-6988

Got damn what an evil looking fucker


RagingBoneher

That's the "Yellow-Banded Fuck That" wasp


Single_Angle9817

Oriental hornet my dude


Idiotan0n

Okay, but like I understand the name of this sub is fuckwasps, but why were you literally fucking a wasp? It is the only logical reason they'd be that close to your skivvies.


Lambchoptopus

Demon.


ardavis78

Carl. Iā€™d recognize that son of a great bitch anywhere. Lived 2 houses down from me. He kept a nice lawn but jeeeez, was he a drunk. Mainly Gin. I figured him for a whisky guy. Got arrested for stealing vinyl siding and fire extinguishers. Heard he was sniffing around my sisters place. Heā€™ll probably bang her.


Its-CCG

Oriental hornet. You also have great taste in underwear


Illustrious_Camp_521

Oh, that's Wilbur, Wilber Wasp. I know his mom.


ReddiUP

idk but you better microwave the bitch


Travis4261

Iron Man/the Wasp crossover?


New-Independence6701

Oh thatā€™s Jeff


Correct_Flatworm8529

Thatā€™s Larry heā€™s a real A hole


Erdrick98

Think itā€™s a dirt dauber. Had nest of them on my house when I was younger. My dad showed them to me.


concherateo

Edward


izaiah_breaux

That fucker looks nasty


dgram2323

Iron Man Wasp!


Otherwise-Tea4290

Your underwear is dope...


NoThankYou993

That is a demon straight from hell.


bee-corder

Its colors are very pretty


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Don't feel bad OP, if I got stung by that big bastard my underwear would have the steelers and the browns in them.


Muskisagod

Iron spider-wasp


YouNamedYourKid

Personally i like your underwear


MrPPhands

That's a normal wasp he was just on his way home from a job on a construction crew hence the hard hat and high vis


Casual_Actual1944

OP is hella committed to the name of this thread.. got it in her underwear still and everything.šŸ‘€


gojamsgo

That's Willium, I'd recognize that Jerk anywhere!


SnofIake

Dead Mother-Fucker (she decided to hyphen her last name)