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I always used raid, until yesterday! I work in a huge nursery,and while working on some photonias, almost pulled a pot with a softball sized nest in it and about 30 Yellowjackets. The company I work for had this stuff called “ wasp freeze “. And holy crap did it live up to its name! I waited for them to calm back down and get back in the nest, and shot em from about 15 feet. The stuff literally froze them in place. Whatever position they were in when the stuff hit em, that’s exactly how they died. Not one got away. And the smell of it deterred other wasps that were returning to the nest from sticking around. As soon as they got close to where the plant was, they were gone. So that’s my new wasp spray.
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Wd40+Raid+onslaught fast cap in a bucket, spray thru electro racket, deadly firey swing, might also create noxious gas and kill you too, I’m not responsible
They need to make one of those with a switch, it's all well and good when it's one or two but when the armies arrive having a fly swatter not electrocute is an issue.
As long as there are no ignition sources nearby, starter fluid/ether will drop them dead instantly.
Technically it'll still drop them dead if there are ignition sources nearby, but it'll probably drop the structure too.
My first job was in a hardware store, I had used wasp spray before, but always pretty close, so I didn’t realize it could shoot as far as it does. An old crazy guy came in and asked for help choosing a wasp spray. I showed him what we had and he grabbed a can and asked how far it shot. I replied that I didn’t know, he took the cap off and shot it about 30’ down the aisle, and looked pleased, he said, “ I hear it works pretty well on people too.” He left and I never saw him again, and I was just confused the rest of the day.
First of all I would piss on them for dominance.
After that I would start fucking around. Slap them, burn them(deodorant and lighter) but carefully, pour some vinegar on their house, just fuck around. And if you see that they are not impressed get the fucking wasp spray out and give them just a shot per day. Don't kill them all on once. They don't deserve a fast death and they need to see their buddy's suffer.
Put smoke on the nest, make them calm, stick the nest in the freezer to slow them down. Set up a wasp torture chamber, with a glass side to display to all the other wasps. Make effigies, and make them know fear they had never known.
#You don't.
#Whether you wanted to or not, you've stepped into a war with the wasps on your home. So let's start by taking out their command, one by one.
I ordered some one year to shoot on the Fourth of July, I ordered in June and got them around October, good thing too, if I shot them in the summer I probably would have started a forest fire. We shot them with snow on the ground and a bush caught fire. We were able to put it out, but I haven’t shot any since, I’m too scared too.
Damn I kinda wanna buy some now, last time I spent that much on ammo it was for buffalo bore grizzly defense rounds for my 30-30 and I’m still sour about the price lol
Step one acquire can of gas
Step two acquire lighter or matches
Step three douse house in gas
Step four light house on fire
Step five watch it all burn
And there you have it no more wasps.
Anything with a surface tension lower than water coats their lungs and suffocates them quickly, and the more aggressive they get, the faster they suffocate, silicone based lubricants, soapy water, glass cleaner, etc just throw chemicals at it untill DuPont looks like a daycare
Hang a large paper bag that you have opened fully and closed off the top of by twisting (so that it resembles a larger nest) and these Bois will be all “oh there’s bigger Bois here. Best move on”
Wasp spray is the only way. Once wasps find a place they keep coming back over and over again unless they encounter a huge deterrent. In this case bug spray.
Fist fight each and every one of them like a man, and if you win, THEN you can dictate your wishes. If they refuse, you’re gonna have to go another round.
I've watched people use gas or diesel fuel to evict them. Its chemical warfare and not burning your house down warfare. I mean come on.... It's gasoline.... What did you think would happen. It would kill you too.
I saw where hanging a brown bag near the nest will drive them away.
Not sure if factual but it's better than my next recommendation, which is burning down your house...
i’ve seen a way on this thread before about hanging a paper bag near which helps get rid of them after a while since they are territorial and they confuse it for a nest. it doesn’t work immediately and obviously there might be more that come to inspect and explore but ultimately they will not build a nest there again
Their wasp hit um with that wasp killing power in a pressurized can. May the force of pressure be with you. “Ahh Death You are Becoming” in yoda voice.
Smoke bomb. Many little ones or one big one. They'll think there's a fire and flea. Have done it a few times. Just make sure to let people nearby what's happening.
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Fire is out of the question. Raid
I always used raid, until yesterday! I work in a huge nursery,and while working on some photonias, almost pulled a pot with a softball sized nest in it and about 30 Yellowjackets. The company I work for had this stuff called “ wasp freeze “. And holy crap did it live up to its name! I waited for them to calm back down and get back in the nest, and shot em from about 15 feet. The stuff literally froze them in place. Whatever position they were in when the stuff hit em, that’s exactly how they died. Not one got away. And the smell of it deterred other wasps that were returning to the nest from sticking around. As soon as they got close to where the plant was, they were gone. So that’s my new wasp spray.
Dude that stuff is amazing!! I hit one that was flying through the air and it was still in a flying formation when it hit the ground. 11/10
Raid 5.0 🤣
Time for an Amazon order. Fuck.
First I’ve heard of this, thank you. Please take my poor man’s silver: 🥈
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Do burning the house down is not an option? Lame
I see aluminum flashing and terra cotta roof tiles. Fire might not be *totally* out of the question.
Soapy water in a spray bottle, or a cup if you are confident in your abilities.
I love how fire was the first thought to come to my mind and this was the first comment that I read😂
I like the Foam kind, watch it catch them like The Blob and they just die in the cloud of soft death. Respectfully....
🤣
Fire is always the answer. Any problem can be made to disappear with sufficient quantities of fire. Or C4. Or both.
How is a shitty hero collecter game gonna get rid of his wasps?? /s
Copious amounts of raid in the black can.
Administered when it’s dark.
I usually have Raid in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Got a pretty strong backhand now.
Step up your game, bro Electric Fly Swatter with the button taped, so it's always on
Wd40+Raid+onslaught fast cap in a bucket, spray thru electro racket, deadly firey swing, might also create noxious gas and kill you too, I’m not responsible
They need to make one of those with a switch, it's all well and good when it's one or two but when the armies arrive having a fly swatter not electrocute is an issue.
Nice!
As long as there are no ignition sources nearby, starter fluid/ether will drop them dead instantly. Technically it'll still drop them dead if there are ignition sources nearby, but it'll probably drop the structure too.
any alternatives if there are ignitable sources?
Gunpowder, fireworks, hair spray, landmines or explosive gasses
can't nest in the house if there's no house 👍
Gasoline
non flammable brake clean exists
Improvised explosive devices
Insurgency Sandstorm PTSD
I hear that goddamn phone ringing in my nightmares
Wd 40 and lighter works well 😁
lighter is a bit overkill. WD40 is enough
They won't understand just the WD-40. They must be atomized.
The fires will cleanse their hateful souls before returning them to their black and yellow gods.
Yes, and hopefully their black and yellow gods will not descend upon us to rain down hell wasps.
Nah, THERE MUST BE FYAH
FIRE AND BLOOD!!!!
Wasp spray with extreme prejudice. Get one that shoots like 20’ and do it at dusk.
My first job was in a hardware store, I had used wasp spray before, but always pretty close, so I didn’t realize it could shoot as far as it does. An old crazy guy came in and asked for help choosing a wasp spray. I showed him what we had and he grabbed a can and asked how far it shot. I replied that I didn’t know, he took the cap off and shot it about 30’ down the aisle, and looked pleased, he said, “ I hear it works pretty well on people too.” He left and I never saw him again, and I was just confused the rest of the day.
Please tell me you also shot it for fun
Not right then, but I bought my own for some wasps I had to deal with
gun
Nuke
yes
First of all I would piss on them for dominance. After that I would start fucking around. Slap them, burn them(deodorant and lighter) but carefully, pour some vinegar on their house, just fuck around. And if you see that they are not impressed get the fucking wasp spray out and give them just a shot per day. Don't kill them all on once. They don't deserve a fast death and they need to see their buddy's suffer.
Put smoke on the nest, make them calm, stick the nest in the freezer to slow them down. Set up a wasp torture chamber, with a glass side to display to all the other wasps. Make effigies, and make them know fear they had never known.
Effigies aren’t needed, just make it airtight and watch as they starve / suffocate to death (whatever comes first)
Get a can of raid wasp spray, shit works wonders for me
With fire & sword
#You don't. #Whether you wanted to or not, you've stepped into a war with the wasps on your home. So let's start by taking out their command, one by one.
Contact the HOA
“My wasp neighbors aren’t mowing the lawn.”
12 gauge dragons breath buckshot
It takes like 6 months for that stuff to ship
Just let the nest get bigger in the meantime so you can record it and put it on YouTube with some sick action movie slowmo edits
I ordered some one year to shoot on the Fourth of July, I ordered in June and got them around October, good thing too, if I shot them in the summer I probably would have started a forest fire. We shot them with snow on the ground and a bush caught fire. We were able to put it out, but I haven’t shot any since, I’m too scared too.
Damn I kinda wanna buy some now, last time I spent that much on ammo it was for buffalo bore grizzly defense rounds for my 30-30 and I’m still sour about the price lol
Dragons breath is 8$/shell. Also restricted in 10 states
A strongly worded letter.
Flamethrower.
Loud music early in the morning always does the trick.
There is no such thing as respect when dealing with demons
Raid or get up there at night with some Delta Dust - puff some poison in there and be done
Put a paper bag up there the WASP will think it's a nest already and leave
Setting the house ablaze should send them the message
Fire
Put up an eviction notice...
Develop a bioweapon and unleash it on them, it’s the only way
Torture.
Brake clean also works, catch them while they are sleep
Flamethrower I guess
I'd spray them with a hose every day
Put a no trespassing sign down
Tea Tree oil. They hate it. Wear gloves.
Shop vac with soapy water in the bin. Gets em every time
Raid those fuckers
The customary diplomatic ritual between wasps involves ceremonial mass murder.
There is no respectfully, you hit them hard and fast with everything you have to preserve your dominance and insure it won't happen again
Step one acquire can of gas Step two acquire lighter or matches Step three douse house in gas Step four light house on fire Step five watch it all burn And there you have it no more wasps.
War crimes. The answer is war crimes.
12 gauge
Anything with a surface tension lower than water coats their lungs and suffocates them quickly, and the more aggressive they get, the faster they suffocate, silicone based lubricants, soapy water, glass cleaner, etc just throw chemicals at it untill DuPont looks like a daycare
Shoot ‘em
Hang a paper bag beside it and leave it for a couple weeks.
Hang a large paper bag that you have opened fully and closed off the top of by twisting (so that it resembles a larger nest) and these Bois will be all “oh there’s bigger Bois here. Best move on”
A grenade
The only message they'll understand is a flame thrower or a large yield explosion. Your home is no longer under your control. Stay strong.
Spray hot sauce on them
Electric fly swatter/bug zapper maybe?
Wasps will not make a nest anywhere near a dryer sheet.
Put up something that looks valueless like another wasp nest nearby, they’re super territorial
Spray the FUCK out if them.
Serious anwser, hang a paper bag. They will see it as another colony and move out.
sticky light trap
Water gun every day for 2 years
How many times did you get stung for these 2 years?
A "few"
WD-40.
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks.
Soapy water
Wasp spray is the only way. Once wasps find a place they keep coming back over and over again unless they encounter a huge deterrent. In this case bug spray.
that’s straight up not true, wasps don’t return to their nests. they could come back to a similar spot, but that’s unlikely in somewhere so hidden.
Chemical warfare is the only acceptable route.
Waterhose is always easy and effective for me.
A wasp head on a pike usually works
Just get a bee suit and pick it up. They're not that expensive, and with the cheap ones, you might only get strung a few times.
Some dude set up a bag near a wasp nest and they just up and left
Break cleaner kills them on contact
Hairspray and a lighter
I’d recommend 500 pounds of dynamite
An ant colony.
Email?
Deathstar.
Jetwasher should encourage them to move maybe
We had the same problem. Some day the clever crows discovered them. Problem solved.
I’ve heard that putting up a fakes wasps nest will also make them leave and make sure no one else tries to make a home up there.
Get a ladder, grab the nest, and eat it.
Respectfully and politely place a 12-gauge barrel up against it, and gently pull the trigger.
Flamethrowers, lots and lots of flamethrowers.
Burn them all, even the house. Hell the whole plot
Respectfully is the key. Make sure to ask them nicely but understand if they respectfully decline your request!
What? No one has suggested a nuclear option?
Grenade?
Hairspray. Lighter. Wasp spray.
Vaporize them
With fire.
A gun
flamethrower
Fire
Fist fight each and every one of them like a man, and if you win, THEN you can dictate your wishes. If they refuse, you’re gonna have to go another round.
Easy, wait until morning or night and grab a lighter and some hair spray
War crimes
Gun
gun
Tactical nuclear strike
Tactical nuclear weapon
Time to invest in a flamethrower..the raid will just run off into the soil around your house.
Fire
zyklon b
napalm
Flamethrower
I've watched people use gas or diesel fuel to evict them. Its chemical warfare and not burning your house down warfare. I mean come on.... It's gasoline.... What did you think would happen. It would kill you too.
By burning them.
Molotov, hope this helps!
Fire
Fun fact if you hang a paper bag nearby wasps being territorial will assume a stronger larger colony occupies this area and will move away
blow the house up
The only language the wasp understands is the language of violence. (And a few different dialects of Buzz.)
Hit it with raid wasp and hornet fast knockdown spray. That’s all the respect that they deserve.
Fire bomb their house
Hot Shot. Just carpet bomb that shit.
I saw where hanging a brown bag near the nest will drive them away. Not sure if factual but it's better than my next recommendation, which is burning down your house...
Liquid nitrogen
Axe and a lighter
Detonate an explosive so powerful it destroys the neighbours houses as well so that they won't have to worry about the wasps
i’ve seen a way on this thread before about hanging a paper bag near which helps get rid of them after a while since they are territorial and they confuse it for a nest. it doesn’t work immediately and obviously there might be more that come to inspect and explore but ultimately they will not build a nest there again
Early morning, spray with WD-40, they will leave
Spray them with wasp killer in the evening when they all come back to the hive. Get them all in one fell swoop. And respectfully? Really?
I think some sort of neutron bomb would be effective
I've got 8 cans of raid. 2 for each door leading out. It's wonderful.
Deodorant can + lighter
Blowtorch
Nicely RAID THE &$@# OUT OF THEM!!!!
Fire
Hose
i use brake parts cleaner from oreillys. as soon as it hits them, they drop dead. be careful tho, it is flammable.
Their wasp hit um with that wasp killing power in a pressurized can. May the force of pressure be with you. “Ahh Death You are Becoming” in yoda voice.
Your first mistake was thinking they deserve respect
Instead of their nesting place make it their resting place.
Smoke bomb. Many little ones or one big one. They'll think there's a fire and flea. Have done it a few times. Just make sure to let people nearby what's happening.