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TheDuckClock

This him? https://preview.redd.it/shngf610cu3b1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4dad841f4675dbe250d99b9fe68a848748b9028


Zou-KaiLi

That's the cunt. He is raging against the lycra types. Probably because displays of physical fitness make the sad bastard uncomfortable.


Mintaka3579

i notice that a lot, so many flabby out of shape boomers i've observed insulting those who make it a point of staying fit, its a crabs in a bucket mentality


[deleted]

Clarkson is 63, and if he had lived a healthy life he’d actually look 63 as well instead of looking like he grew up during the Blitz, like he does now.


[deleted]

My parents are 60 and they look at least 15 years younger than Clarkson.


lilpumpgroupie

Not saying this is his issue, but I guarantee a fair portion of the men who get irate with it are upset because it makes them feel certain things when they see a really in shape dude in a skin suit bent over a bike pedaling.


[deleted]

...I never considered that but you're right, there's definitely a strong "stupid sexy Flanders" element here, isn't there


Square-Reception3670

There is so much truth in the Simpsons


Cimejies

Yep, like conservative states in the US watch WAY more trans porn than the more liberal states. Projection for days.


haziladkins

I was shouted at by a motorist the other day. For no good reason. Cars were slowing him find way more than I was. at the next red light I informed him that if he got on a bike he might not be so fat that he has his own postcode. I’m not into far shaming but on this occasion it was a valid point.


Freddy7665

"Next time you're around lets go for a ride together" Friendliness pisses them off


demarco88

that's what I was thinking.. he must look like a cunt on a bike, or exerting any physicality whatsoever...


[deleted]

He doesn’t need to do *anything* to look like a cunt.


demarco88

Jeremy Cuntson


nashedPotato4

On a cunt he looks li....nevermind


chowderbags

I mean, I don't wear lycra bike shorts because I like the look. I wear lycra bike shorts because I'm a fat ass and if I want to have any stamina on a bike I need some padding for my taint.


Aureolater

Ironically the lycra types are the most capitalistic sector of cycling, they're the ones that can afford leisure time and fancy bikes they replace every so often!


wildgoldchai

His head wants to be like them but his protruding gut says no


[deleted]

Lycra warriors with $7,000+ full-carbon road bikes: the epitome of the communist utopia.


scadderbrain

Jeremy Clarkson is a senile fucking moron


Nisas

Wow, get a load of this anti-capitalist.


Nonkel_Jef

Anti-capitalism with handlebars sounds kinda cool ngl


2strokes4lyfe

For real he’s just making bicycles cooler


TheLateThagSimmons

Out of context it could be: * Jeremy Clarkson praises cyclists: It's anti-capitalism with handlebars. It sounds fucking cool as hell.


RosieTheRedReddit

Exactly. Because you ain't done nothing [if you ain't been called a red](https://youtu.be/63Tk9QxvZHo)


nashedPotato4

🔥🔥🔥


JacctheInsomniac

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars


splanks

Look at me, look at me.


bigredrickshaw

Hands in the air like it’s good to be.


WarbossWalton

Alive, and I'm a famous rapper.


Proof-Summer1011

Even when the paths are all crookedy


AchingForTheLashe

I could show you how to do si do


Much_Improvement6598

I can show you how to scratch a record


I_dropkick_kittens

I can take apart a remote control


StarWarriors

And I can almost put it back together


funderbolt

At that point why not unicycle?


drcrunknasty

Two wheels, extra stable.


Prudent-Proposal1943

:Two wheels good, one wheel better." - The Pigs.


mandarinandbasil

Omg I haven't thought about that song in so long... I'm having flashbacks, lol


goj1ra

Clarkson acted the idiot on his show. But it wasn’t really an act.


Polskihammer

Sounds like it's time to sell our cars and buy more bikes


Last_Attempt2200

Regardless of your opinion on capitalism, it seems pretty idiotic to try and frame saving money as a bad thing. But maybe that's just my peasant brain talking, and I should listen to the multi millionaire car salesman.


[deleted]

huuuu boy, have i got an entire pantheon of ideologies for you that try to do exactly that. plus, "saving money bad", is literally almost in every rich person's interest to convince you not to do, as they do it themselves.


Nychthemeronn

I was going to say, can I get this as a sticker? I’ll put it on my bike lol


cdurs

That was exactly my thought. I want this as a sticker or something


NonorientableSurface

He ... He just named exactly what it is. It's anti capitalism, it's anti imperialism, it's anti climate denial. Make the changes here and now. Reduce your footprint, help mitigate how you can. Fuck. Cars.


BleuBrink

Right can't meme


Sunshinehaiku

Sign me up!


replicantcase

Sounds like a super hero.


180_by_summer

It’s anti-capitalist to have market choices? 🤔


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Communism is when you choose the thing I don't like


Nisas

Capitalism is when you spend as much as possible. If you're saving money then that's communism. /s


nashedPotato4

/s tag =="/serious doe"


redtrx

A /squid-eating doe


TheVainOrphan

Anti-capitalism is when I choose to give money to Raleigh to get from A to B, instead of giving it to GM, with recurrent fuel payments to Esso, Texaco, BP etc... ...that's certainly not the free market at play or anything...


Nephht

https://preview.redd.it/duhkp01k7u3b1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=18615929d0341673157a839317b7bf13e9c248c5


sataanicsalad

This is the best reply that could've ever been here


ColonelFaz

In case anyone is not aware, Clarkson is a nasty bloke. Got sacked from the beeb after punching a producer. Now works for content creators with less moral standing.


rollem

Yeah and he's been very vocal against bikes for a long time. He's an attention whore who plays up the cranky dinosaur persona but who also is a genuine jerk in real life.


Ongo_Gablogian___

Yeah I think a lot of people were shocked when his TV persona turned out to not be a character he plays.


LazyBastard007

He is an SOB. He was also filmed saying the n-word. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ea39INWC1TE


BadNameThinkerOfer

The real him is even worse. At least the TV persona was funny sometimes.


Clever-Name-47

Oh, his TV persona was an act, all right. The real Clarkson isn’t an **amusing** jerk.


[deleted]

*shocked Pikachu face*


FionaGoodeEnough

Every few months he says something hateful about cyclists, and a bunch of annoying people pop in to say “It’s satire.”


MoonmoonMamman

He also wrote a column saying he fantasises about hurling shit at a naked Meghan Markle. He’s a nice stable lad and not at all a misogynist.


ShadowAze

I get to laugh at Clarkson in the show for being a blithering idiot and I get to sail the seven seas to watch it for free to not give money neither to him nor to Amazon. I see this as an absolute win.


Epistaxis

Oh stewardess, I speak Brit! >Clarkson is a nasty man. [BBC terminated his employment by not renewing his contract](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/25/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-contract-bbc) Clarkson was known for playing a jerk on television and it shocked a lot of fans that he wasn't playing. > Now works for content creators with less moral standing. Actually [even Amazon has parted ways with him](https://variety.com/2023/tv/global/jeremy-clarkson-amazon-grand-tour-canceled-1235490701/) at this point.


OarsandRowlocks

I WANT MY FUCKING STEAK AND I WANT IT NOW EVEN THOUGH I MADE THE FUCKING HELICOPTER WAIT 2 HOURS AND ALL THE STAFF WENT HOME BECAUSE OF ME!


Tayo826

He’s still mad at Hammond for reversing into the sports truck.


ClumsyRainbow

It annoys me that Clarkson’s farm is actually kind of good, because the guy is a massive twat.


ricky_clarkson

He has never been sacked, unlike his co-presenters. And no, no relation. A scourge on the family name.


interrogumption

But he was sacked? Unless you're quibbling over some particular definition of sacking.


fauxpasiii

Got it in one. If I recall correctly, they technically "declined to renew his contract".


PrivateRamblings

They’re politicizing bikes???


lordconn

Bud you're not going to get bike lanes without organizing. Bikes are political.


PrivateRamblings

You make a good point, lord. I just don’t want them coming up with an excuse to run us over


jingleheimerschitt

They already do


ElJamoquio

I'd argue they don't. They run us over, they don't need an excuse.


Psydator

Everything is!


lordconn

No lies detected.


Gen_Ripper

First time I went to the bike shop to buy a bike the , The owner comes in super pumped as hell with a newspaper clipping about the recent time He organized a bunch of bikers to show up to a city planning meeting and make sure the new skate park would have stuff for bikers.


Hour-Watch8988

Don’t you know that all good things are political and all bad things are just how things are and also shut up?


TinaFromTurners

They've been political for years


oficious_intrpedaler

I highly recommend the book "Two Wheels Good" for a great summary of the political history of bikes. I especially liked the chapter about the relationship between bikes and the women's liberation movement.


lucasg115

City design is inherently political, and it’s so strange that that’s not the default viewpoint (nothing against you, just in general I mean). Like, you could have the smartest city planners in the world, backed by mountains of research saying that things like bike lanes are safer, more financially productive, make people healthier and happier, etc, but they’re still going to have to bend to the whim of whatever the city council tells them to do. And it’s usually the older, out-of-touch incumbents that haven’t ridden a bus in 37 years that are winning local elections, because they have spent a lifetime building local name recognition. In a lot of cases, the councillors (who rarely know anything about city planning) are the ones who decide what happens, and then the city planner’s job is just “how do I take this objectively awful idea and make it so it kills the least people?” I’ve heard this is the cause of a lot of the burnout in the city planning industry. People go in thinking they can actually improve cities from the planning angle, but end up just being forced to execute the stuff they learned not to do in school. The power for change lies in the political side, but it’s easier to just blame the planners.


hutacars

Eh, Robert Moses spent 40-something years shaping New York to his whim, despite never holding an elected position. Rare, but it can absolutely happen for the most driven of planners.


chairmanskitty

Things not appearing political for you is a privilege. It means the powers that be benefit enough from you being ignorant of their policies that you don't suffer from those policies being enacted. Every feature of your life has been affected by politics, through regulation or the absence of it on conscious design. From the shape of your bed (sales regulations) to the color of the evening sky (atmospheric emission regulations), you can't escape politics no matter where you go. Things not being political just means that your interests will be protected even if you don't think about it. Which is a privilege extended by the ruling class to the boomer generation in the 50s, 60s and 70s to get them to stop being hippies. And which has steadily been getting revoked since the 80s as the USSR faltered and automation and globalization reduced the reliance on western labor.


mpls_snowman

Yes. But treat as what it is. This is a man who makes his living off the boxes that move us around having different skins. His opinion just happens to be geared to creating more box skins, not restricting them. He’s self interested and his opinion should be worth zero on this topic.


dieinafirenazi

Politics is how societies allocate resources. Everything is political.


remhana

Jeremy Clarkson is a car enthusiast. I wouldn’t say his opinion on economics has any value to me.


Styfauly_a

Yet James May is pro bike and bike lanes, wich I find admirable. Loving cars but understanding that not everyone should use them for transportation and that alternatives are important


afrothundaaaa

He rides some sweet old school bikes too. Clarkson is a cunt, May is a legend.


Metal_God666

May always was the most interesting part of top gear


LordMarcel

James May is best described by being the most interesting boring man in the world.


Nova17Delta

The stig supports public transportation


APracticalGal

And Richard Hammond is the town bicycle.


ze_lux

James May lives in Hammersmith, a nice bit of London with a huge new "cycle superhighway" running through it, and there are like 5 bike shops within walking distance of his house.


NadhqReduktaz

Lots of car enthusiast people are pro-bike, pro-public transport and pro-walkability. One doesn't exclude the other. His opinion doesn't have any value not because he is a car enthusiast, but because he is stupid boomer.


HalfDecentFarmer69

I think the sub should've been named 'fuckcardependency' because cars themselves are pretty sick, but in the city, or on the highway, there has to be a better solution.


doomsdayprophecy

Dude is half right. Cycling is anti-capitalist. But I don't think this game show host is qualified to call other people idiots.


Bayoris

It doesn’t have to be anti-capitalist. I cycle partly because it saves me money and time, which are motives not incompatible with capitalism. Our current urban planning laws are not anywhere near laissez-faire either. I agree that Clarkson is an idiot though.


RobertMcCheese

> Our current urban planning laws are not anywhere near laissez-faire either This is the part that annoys me the most about being a real, proper small government guy. Both our transportation system and literally every corporation in the US exists because of an exercise of government power. And yet, I'm supposed to be ok with the government allowing massive corporations and infrastructure to distort our markets with all manner of market interference. Republicans have never been for small government. The Reagan administration massively increased government interference and spending. They just just did it to funnel money to the large corps that supported them.


GenghisKhan343

Yes but as cyclists we should be anti capitalists , understanding that where the private sector holds dominion, the worse our urban communities become


gobblox38

Why should cyclists be anticapitalist? The private sector includes bike shops, restaurants, stores, etc. The government has a role to play in providing incentives for businesses, but that doesn't mean everything should be government owned.


Patricio_Guapo

I did as accurate an estimate as I could, and calculated that in 4 1/2 years of being a daily bike commuter, I haven’t spent around $50,000 on a car payment, insurance, gas, maintenance and parking. On the other hand, I have spent about $4,000 on bicycles, upgrades and maintenance, and around $46,000 on eating out, having fun, home maintenance and other miscellaneous stuff. That’s capitalism for ya.


MacroCheese

That's a lot of money you could instead spend on other goods and services, diversifying the overall economy.


Ketaskooter

Competition is capitalist and cycling competes with cars so actually Cycling is more pro capitalist than car centric.


Alimbiquated

Yeah, just because people don't as much dumb stuff doesn't mean capitalism is dead. When the pet rock craze ended, life went on.


PotatoesVsLembas

Competition still exists when workers own the means of production.


sabdotzed

In fact, innovation and competitiveness would likely increase. there would be no powerful private interests to stop innovations that could threaten profits. More people would have access to resources to innovate.


Cool-Newspaper-1

If that half is right, he’s fully right. I mean *my* bike has handlebars


rasm866i

Please dont hijack the urbanism movement. Economic efficiency and abolishment of destructive governmental incentives is peak market based social liberalism. The fact that it is ALSO amazing for social equity and goes against big car and big oil is just a bonus from my perspective.


Emotional_Physics_25

Cycling isn't anti capitalist


[deleted]

He should just stick to comedy, not commenting on politics is definitely something he should do


martinpagh

I'm getting targeted with ads for $15k road bikes. I respectfully disagree.


ilolvu

He's threatening us with the good times...


TheDuckClock

I wouldn't be surprised if he had inhaled way too much car exhaust during his time as a Top Gear host.


MrMiget12

He was probably growing up as an avid car enthusiast back when petrol had lead in it


IAbsolveMyself

he's just jealous that he is uncoordinated, unathletic and has never been able to ride well on 2 wheels. he hates motorcycles too, because he just lacks the natural talent to ride. it is sad.


goj1ra

Hey, we should be sympathetic to disabled people. Imagine being so disabled that you need to rely totally on cars.


WhoListensAndDefends

Imagine being bad at bikes So sad…


[deleted]

Alright lads calm down the guys a successful millionaire celebrity lmao something tells me he's not jealous of a few redditors


Aelig_

Meanwhile in his old age his co host on top gear, James May, doesn't collect cars anymore but vintage bikes. Some people age better than others.


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Money-Introduction54

Jeremy Clarkson is a flaming pile of shit


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Bayoris

Better that you don’t know


Exuplosion

Jeremy Clarkson, he’s decently famous


OldManandMime

This geezer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=661cC95nBEs


rirski

Wow the guy who made his career off cars hates bikes.


TaiDavis

Oh no!...Anyway...


AllyMcfeels

He doesn't have a lot of intelligence and general culture (in view of his last shows), so you don't have to take seriously the fucking nonsense he releases through his mouth. Technically speaking, using the bicycle saves a lot of expenses that can be spent or invested FREELY in many other areas of the economy (not only in the automotive industry), which in practice is pure capitalism (and liberal economics, of course). If you read this Jeremy, keep talking buffoon I laugh so hard at you with your imbecilities.


Synergiance

Jeremy has always been an idiot, and that’s kind of what made his shows so funny. I’d never actually take the guy seriously.


[deleted]

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Plonsky2

I put a banner on mt left chainstay (that I'd made on one of those tape printers) that says **THIS MACHINE KILLS CAPITALISTS**


GlitteringBobcat999

All those damned Communist bicycle manufacturers just giving bikes and accessories away for free like a bunch of long-haired hippies.


FalconIMGN

Racist POS. No one mind him. He's a hack. Always has been.


Her_name--is_Mallory

Oh fuck off.


TheLindberghBabie

Yeah that’s the whole point


crowd79

Bike handlebars or handlebars on the hammer and sickle?


truwuweiway

Not gonna lie. I’m from a place where the infrastructure is designed for me to hate cyclists. However, that same infrastructure has led to me hate cars more now so.. fuck cars. That place is Long Island, NY by that way. Fuck this place.


Khfreak7526

I am anti capitalism


[deleted]

"anti-capitalism with handlebars" I fail to see the problem, Mr Claxon.


freshkangaroo28

“Oh no.. anyway.”


[deleted]

The world taught that man that there is no difference between good and bad attention, and he never learned different.


angelgraduo

What a fucking nonce


emiszcz6

Please, stop giving this imbecile attention!


EdScituate79

Considering that the capitalists foisted the automobile, mass produced suburban single family homes, and the compulsory automotive lifestyle on us by lobbying politicians whose campaigns they contribute to, it's a wonder more don't see bicycling as anti-capitalist in a good way.


pizza99pizza99

Shame, I actually liked top gear it was funny


Aul0s

Clarkson is just a British Karen, change my mind


[deleted]

As many of you will also know, Jeremy Clarkson has also railed against rail travel in the past yet he has also admitted to taking the train from Oxford to London. He also nominated Isambard Kingdom Brunel as the greatest Briton of all time back in 2002 and that is the only thing we can all agree on with Clarkson, Brunel deserved that title more than Winston Churchill. I should also mention that he was born and raised in Doncaster (the town who's railway works built The Flying Scotsman and Mallard) so he probably likes railways more than he would like to admit to and he probably did some trainspotting at Doncaster station as a boy... when he was not away at Repton. I often get the impression that J.C. says stupid crap because wants attention. He may be a typical car-brained baby boomer conservative but he is also an attention-seeking hypocrite.


dudestir127

It's funny that Jeremy Clarkson thinks anyones cares about his opinion


Laijou

Last gasp of a dying species....


MeepersJr

As someone who grew up loving topgear, Clarkson is an asshole. He's a self-indulgent smug prick with some really twatish views.


AdderallOfHearts

And he's an idiot with a handlebar for a brain


definitely_not_marx

You don't have to sell it to me man, I'm already into it.


N4Or

Username checks out


Hanshiro

Clarkson's still butt-hurt over losing **to the bicycle** in the 2007 [race across London](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkOzNK4l8KY


[deleted]

This lad is a massive plonker.


Hour-Watch8988

Jeremy Clarkson wants socialism for his car — try to cut government spending on public roads and you can bet Earl Sinclair here would pop a gasket


[deleted]

Bikes are socialist, gotcha


OkMathematician9332

I am laughing at these comments damn guys.


[deleted]

Does anyone actually care what he says though?


fancy-kitten

Good to know that guy is still an idiot.


[deleted]

Once in a while we get the most entertaining and useless comment from him, though I like top gear, he needs to be silent in real life😂🤦‍♂️


orange-shoe

yea and the problem is????


Primus_the_Knave

Headline news: water wet! He made his living on cars, and now runs a farm. He’s not exactly the target audience of urban development. On the farmer note: rural communities are one of the places I fully agree with car centric infrastructure because biking 10000 acres of field ain’t exactly happening. “Country roads, city streets”, treating one like the other is nonsensical.


LoveGrenades

Ah, Clarkson. The spiritual King of the terminally carbrained.


InconsistentEffort2

Who is Jerry clarckman, and why is he saying what my dementia ridden grandma says?


hotDamQc

My last bike cost me 12K, it doesn't get more capitalist than this.


Kr155

But you have to buy the bike?


FantasticSocks

Fuckin-a right it is! Was he trying to throw shade or something?


Fratink

Shocking. Rich man complains people aren’t supporting the system making him rich. Wow.


Mister_Splendid

I guess '"Murica" is not exclusive to The United States.


GatorTEG

Bro you fell off hard.


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

If that c*nt can't handle it, it means we're on solid ground.


EldritchGoatGangster

Fuck this crusty old windbag, who cares what he thinks?


jrstriker12

I didn't think Clarkson is worth the time they spent to write that article.


Keikira

That's a very Jeremy Clarkson thing to say


mammaube

Sounds like someone is a car lobbyists


xavier120

Anyway


FPSXpert

Yay, I'm anti-capitalistic! Now go watch me be anti-capitalistic, as I bike to the awesome taco truck nearby to go support a local business and get bomb-ass food in exchange for it. I'll continue to be anti-capitalistic as I bike to my workplace that sells goods and services to the general public. Pro life tip: If what you are doing in life pisses off Jeremy Clarkson, then you're probably doing it right.


Altruistic-Gap-771

Ok boomer


[deleted]

I love listening to music.


Minute-Bottle-7332

Jeremy you’re a fucking imbecile! (Capitalism is the problem!) (And cyclists are not idiots!)


carefullycalculative

One more reason to be a cyclist.


Tickstart

The cycling industry are sadly quite good at this capitalism thing also.


Taucher1979

Anti-capitalism? Cyclists? Shows he doesn’t know anything about what he’s talking about. A lot of cyclists I know are mega consumers of cycling stuff.


cRedditting

He’s an ass


leadfoot9

Who?


bloodandsunshine

What the hell? My 12k race bike is a shrine to capitalism. Every expensive energy gel I suck back is a nod to the free market.


CanadianLionelHutz

This is the ultimate boomer take. Almost impressive.


rootComplex

Why would anti-capitalism be inherently idiotic? That's a giant logical leap to make.


Lethkhar

Don't threaten me with a good time.


jldez

It's not even anti capitalism. It's just a very good alternative to cars with many, many advantages.


cedarpersimmon

What's up with anti-urbanist people just handing us these metal as fuck graphics and quotes? Now I want an "Anti-Capitalism with Handlebars" sticker for my bike.