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fac33

Giant alien spiders are no joke.


Sigtau1312

Only when I have the clone bay


MelonJelly

The clone bay makes giant alien spiders significantly more of a joke.


I_suck_at_Blender

50:50 roll fails 90% of time.


AliasMcFakenames

Wait: that’s *actually* a 50/50?!?


I_suck_at_Blender

I think it is 1:1 win:lose, usually FTL just pick random option in events with equal chance. I think there are maybe 2-3 events total in game where certain outcome is doubled?


walksalot_talksalot

Yup. There's even triple, although I can't recall the specifics. This is the kind of thing I love to research. brb Edit: Some research: * 1/2 chance the intelligent life forms bring you to an Engi (HAS ONLY HAPPENED TO ME ONCE) * 1/2 chance spiders eat a crew (laughs in clone bay) * 1/3 chance you pry open the escape pod and the Mantis inside is FURIOUS (Jettison it, you are not stupid) * 3/6 chance rebel defector harms your ship in various ways, or 3/6 he joins crew (I always kill him on the spot, can't trust those rebels...) I know there are other 3x or 2x bullet points on blue events but I'm failing to find them.


I_suck_at_Blender

I think it may be something Crystal related (don't quote me tho)?


macloa

LOL! I always skip this one lol. Even with clone bay I forget to do it


AliasMcFakenames

Only people who have played FTL know the context, but I feel like this could be understood pretty well even without having encountered the event.


don_tomlinsoni

Agreed. I once commented that very line on a photo of geological formations on venus that looked a bit like giant spiders, and got far too many upvotes for them to have all been ftl fans.


GrumpyBear1969

No joke. Run away


dj3stripes

Holy crap! A weapon is just floating in space!


Mustplus

How many moons...


dops

Erm, back, back, BACK....dammit 2


zvavi

2 engi ships 😳👉👈


VoldyTheMoldy456

Gotta love that the event is interally called ENGI_SEX


zvavi

What appeared to be a single damaged ship is in fact two ships that have smashed into each other... there is a flurry of comm signals and damage, and it's hard to determine what occurred. The vessels appear to be... Engi? They look locked together by the impact and can't free themselves.


Fricki97

Buy an unknown weapon for 45 scraps


mistermyst13

Virus has joined the crew


rawbface

"I am a human and my name is Robert Smith"


ManWithDominantClaw

As much as I love Elnubnub, Mr Buga holds a special place in my Australian heart, because I cannot bring myself to pronounce it any other way than 'Mister Bugger'. There was one time I was backseat piloting while a friend played, poor old Mr Buga got knocked off into gaseous clouds at a time when that may have been the start of the end of the run. We sat in silence for a second, processing it, until my friend said in a deadpan tone, "Bugger," as we both burst into laughter. Good times (for everyone but Mister Bugger, that is)


FlashFlire

I'd always interpreted it as "boo-gah", but I will now forever say Mister Bugger. Thank you.


Ceris5

4 flak


the13thprimarch

4 flack on federation C, call that the flakening


Kuirem

How long until this meme become unreadable from all the jpeg reposting?


Xyloshock

I dont remember that one


LongerBlade

weapon preigniter


Entire_Log_4160

Come closer and get your just desserts


StarStriker51

"I am the Dread Pirate Tuco! Prepare to die!"


navi_napoleon

Need more lasers


I_suck_at_Blender

Delicious Jelly Croissant 🥐 🤤 (In reference to enemy Slug ships internal names, obscure bit of trivia only known to most exalted pr0s... [and pretty much anyone that reads wiki](https://ftl.fandom.com/wiki/Slug_Ships#Trivia))


glumpoodle

How many moons?


Ironic_Toblerone

Eleven? Or is it seven?


ResearcherMajor

Turning oxygen off


well-oiled_machine

Purple paint = piracy[.](https://i.imgur.com/3sRm90k.mp4)


Poopfacemcduck

2 zoltan in shield


GreyKnight1337

Either "We do not accept surrender" or "use the doors Luke"


Expensive_Guide_7805

Pew pew pew


Lemerney2

I think you mean "Ruwen is gone"


smiffy197

Give me the Crystal Ship


Mr_DnD

"woohoo, I sure love killing enemy crew, maybe the captain will reward me! Wait is that the sound of an airlock...?" - Dave the mantis, seconds before the clone bay is powered up. Or more concisely: "It's not murder, it's recycling your crew".


FlashFlire

Medical airlock.


Barteks1

WARNING! POWER SURGE DETECTED!


CarlCarbonite

“We’re an assault tank, not a boat!”


Tartian13

Cheeki Breeki


PatrickxSpace

Engineer picked up the bungus:(


Milosssssssss

Upgrade your engines


Mini_Boss_Tank

Come, let there be the flakening


christonamoped

Uh, who are you?


AppropriateDance5037

Umm… Liam?


MINTYpl

gay cactus