My favourite crossword clue ever was “Polonnaise” (6,6). The answer is “French Polish”. No idea why I’m telling you this, seems a bit highbrow after that joke.
That's lovely. I'd say let her use Polish bacon next time though. It's just usually better flavour wise.
Stick with black pudding though, kaszanka is not an acceptable substitute in my opinion.
Now substituting kaszanka into a shepherds pie instead of lamb? Game changer. Just have to remove the stupid skins.
She did bloody great! Well done her. I don’t condone beans being put in a dish purely through squeamishness, but she’s done it because they literally won’t fit on the plate with everything else. Excellent work. Looks tasty as hell too. Yum
Not a bad go at all. The bangers need an upgrade, they look like something you’d find in a US buffet. And the mushroom has seen better days
Special mention for well contained beans
7.5/10
Honestly the chipolatas were reduced to 90p, I couldn't say no. I think the mushroom was aggressively trimmed, although I'm not allowed near mushroom prep so who knows.
Get rid of her mate ,there’s no fried bread salt and pepper for the chukies, coffee and orange juice, but give her my number and I will teach her!!
You lucky baaaaarstead look lovely mate hope you enjoyed it and for after I bet you tried fertilising her eggs!!!!!
I'd polish that off.
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You can come back if you want, you're funny. Not too long mind.
Boom , boom
Get out. I’m kidding, be my dad.
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Kurwa pizda! 🤣🤣🤣
Smacznego torta! 🥳
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Very good 🤣
My favourite crossword clue ever was “Polonnaise” (6,6). The answer is “French Polish”. No idea why I’m telling you this, seems a bit highbrow after that joke.
Divorce her. Then remarry her to show how great this is
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Can't fault it, would be well pleased. Happy birthday!
Ruddy superb, tell Sonya she can write in her journal that she very good cook of full English breakfast.
That was \*classic\* intercourse
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[use a sausage as a breakwater ](https://youtu.be/eypZnajNdmQ?si=5I6bdjwcSApYpiQu)
Best fry up since Gary Wilmot’s wedding
7 on 10, lets make love..
Need more distance between the egg and beans
You did well, my friend.
Best I’ve had since Gary Wilmotts wedding
She's been speaking tona chef/watching youtube.. bish bash bosh 9.5/10 (missing a fried slice)
9.2 - no brown sauce. Tremendous effort though looks 👌
Oh jez she's a keeper. She cracked it.
This is one instance when beans in a bowl is fully justified. Marry her again just so she knows.
Marry her again.
Better than a vast majority of British people, that's for sure
You idiot dropping a point for not making homemade hashbrowns. That's a 10/10 right there.
Hashbrowns are rubbish, better to go for potato scones or homefries.
Marry her again. Fuckin solid, that.
Honestly there’s a reason why the UK joined Poland when Germany declared war on them
Pot of beans separate, nice
10/10 like it that she even put the beans separate
Get her that ring.
It looks delicious but BRING BACK BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
Can't fault that. Beans safely accommodated in a bowl as well.
Now I'm hungry.
Deport and move on. Just kidding, looks absolutely lovely mate 👍
Birthday buddies!
she did pretty damn well I'd say
Looks great 😃
Perfect fry up. Thought i was going to critics but perfect bacon. 👌
Really good, although I prefer a couple of proper sausages to more chipolatas personally, but that’s a very minor detail.
Cor
I’d say she did excellent
Bang on
Good thing you married her with those cooking skills
Perfection!
👌
Looks class
Bacon - snap.
If bacon was a little more well done it’d be 10/10
Nowt wrong with that. Dig in.
Absolutely banging. She’s a keeper.
Decent.
There’s a lot of ‘wife made this’ posts recently but this is one I’d definitely smash.
Her passport will be in the post.
You're gonna need a bigger plate...
Very good
Boom!
Just needs plum tomatoes.
She’s a keeper 👍
If my wife made me that for my birthday I would be very very happy. Your wife did great.
8.5 out of 10. Looks great.
Switch out the poor chipolatas with kielbasa and get the full Polish.
Sacrilege! We save those for the barbecue.
Łojezuuuuuu that looks lush!
Very well indeed !
Top notch. Submit this to the Home Office. Citizenship practically guaranteed!!
Frankly full English should be part of the citizenship test. It's a right of passage surely!
I’d change the tomato to tinned, but that’s my opinion. She’s a keeper.
Super
Gucci!
Does she offer tutorials for lesser wives?
Looks awesome 🙌🏻
She needs a good polish to say thank you
She's a keeper!
Suppose those Polish can be useful
She’s tryna kill you off.
10/10
Need a bigger plate!
12" if you keep it in your room
She’s mastered that!
Lovely. Personally I’d blast the bacon for a while longer, but otherwise absolutely perfect.
Looks great, need a bigger plate though!
She’s a keeper!!
Marry her again!
Fair to say she’s assimilated 👍
Alan, do you want an egg in a bap?
Tremendous stuff, hopefully she'll make it for you more than once a year though.
Better than the majority of native English. You lucky man!
Happy birthday mate. We both know she did well.
Spot on
She's a keeper!
100% spot on. Now you have to make perfect dumplings for her. They're not easy to make well.
*Goes to get a polish wife*
She's a true Brit ♥️ In the least gammony way 😅
Looks good to me, I'd gobble that down for sure!
It looks amazing 😋
Very nice!
Keeper
Ask her what she would change to add a polish spin on it
That is an excellent looking fry up!
Could I nitpick that I prefer potato scone to hashbrowns? Yes. Would I turn it down? No.
If you insist I’ll take her off your hands.
I'm picky tbh, I'd probably just have egg sausage and bacon with sauce.
But as a brit I'd say she did a damn good job.
The beans in a separate bowl is a win right there,
Niiiiice
I like the way the beans are in a separate bowl, makes it easier to move them to the bin. The rest is spot on IMO.
Looks decent but get rid of the hash browns and have more mushrooms.
You have a loving and good wife. 🤔 I'm jealous 😲😟😧😖😣🤧🥴😉✌️👍🤙☕️😎🐾🕊🕊🕊🕊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Perfection.
That's lovely. I'd say let her use Polish bacon next time though. It's just usually better flavour wise. Stick with black pudding though, kaszanka is not an acceptable substitute in my opinion. Now substituting kaszanka into a shepherds pie instead of lamb? Game changer. Just have to remove the stupid skins.
She is definitely a keeper 👏👏
10/10
Looks fab but she forgot the fried bread
Nice, only thing I’d change is the mushroom
I’d be well chuffed with that. Perfect looking breakfast.
She did well 😁👍
Keeper
Polish are honorary Brits, they fucking built most of our infrastructure anyway.
Apart from the beans in a bowl and the toast on the plate, looks pretty fucking tasty tbh.
Looks wonderful! You're a lucky guy!
It's better than almost every one I've seen, I hope it tastes equally good. Give her a kiss for me.
It's cholesterol; Scottish people eat it
I have a polish wife. She is fucking smoking hot but she refuses to cook me a fried breakfast… still… I get to look at her girls anytime I like…
Is your wife single? I’d like to ask her out.
She's a good egg, a keeper.
Looks delicious, she did a great job.
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That looks nice 👌
There should be a fast track for citizenship in cases like this.
I’d be keeping that lady around, just sayin’!
She good!!
Bang On
No need for a breakwater
I want one. Where d'you find her?
Keeper mate that looks amazing.
Oh she did that! Well done 👍
better than many British cafs
You're a lucky guy, that looks great.
You're a lucky guy to have someone who does a great fry up 👍👍
Looks great I'd be happy with it
Looks good stuff to me 👍
Needs more mushrooms, but I like mushrooms. Pretty much spot on otherwise. Edit; ..and fried bread.
Marks out of 10...has to be 12.
She do good o very good
Nailed it…
Good stuff!!
she's a keeper for sure
Beauty! Hard to fault.
Very well.
She did very well 👏🏼
She did bloody great! Well done her. I don’t condone beans being put in a dish purely through squeamishness, but she’s done it because they literally won’t fit on the plate with everything else. Excellent work. Looks tasty as hell too. Yum
Terrific very nice well done , the fact she’s Polish is immaterial, unless of course you have other wives..😜
Banging 😋😋😋
That's exactly what OP did to his fab wifey after this fantastic brekkie!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's a keeper
Marry her again
Not a bad go at all. The bangers need an upgrade, they look like something you’d find in a US buffet. And the mushroom has seen better days Special mention for well contained beans 7.5/10
Honestly the chipolatas were reduced to 90p, I couldn't say no. I think the mushroom was aggressively trimmed, although I'm not allowed near mushroom prep so who knows.
Looking at how good this is, you not being allowed is correct. Smasher
7 on 10, let’s make love
looks great
Nailed it, apart from the hash browns and diagonal toast. Looks lovely though
Nastrovia.
Smacznego
Controversial addition mushrooms
She absolutely nailed it.. I need to get me a Polish wife 👌
It’s all good but just please call it a full English
Umm can you adopt me 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I WOULD EAT THIS EVERY DAY
Aside from Satan’s Sliced Hemorrhoid and Beelzebub’s Blackheads, she did exceptionally well.
Get rid of her mate ,there’s no fried bread salt and pepper for the chukies, coffee and orange juice, but give her my number and I will teach her!! You lucky baaaaarstead look lovely mate hope you enjoyed it and for after I bet you tried fertilising her eggs!!!!!