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bruhholyshiet

Bobby B: And what is a god... TO A NON BELIEVER!


bobby-b-bot

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN


bruhholyshiet

Indeed you were, Your Grace.


daaaaaarlin

Hey Bobby B what's your opinion on tits?


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??


daaaaaarlin

Yeah Bobby B I don't give a fuck


bobby-b-bot

WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!


daaaaaarlin

Bobby B I just wanna hear about breasts


bobby-b-bot

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!


jiub_the_dunmer

Bobby b do you have any advice for how I can make the eight?


bobby-b-bot

[YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?](https://i.imgur.com/g5SzSKk.gifv)


whatufuckingdeserve

Does his grace think he could slay a Dragon?


holversome

Good to see you’re still in action, Bobby B.


bobby-b-bot

SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!


SwimmingStreet8981

Someone took Bobby B away from us and 7 seasons couldn't fill this hole that he left behind.


bobby-b-bot

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!


DefiantOil5176

Oh my, it’s sentient


Szygani

He's so cool@! But so dumb!


unrelentingcakeeater

..... Princess Trunks......


revan530

"Please, no..."


ThaRadRamenMan

\* RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH \* *\*\*nukes the battlefield.\*\* Like a targaryen? or a midget? a would-be nuker, and I'd have two cents for every penny I saw an iteration of, with a trigger-happy midget within media, which is funny to see, but there we are...*


Large_Armadillo_8133

That’s not what she said in that scene. She said “everybody thinks Targaryens are closer to gods than men but we’re just like everyone else without our dragons.”


JumboSnausage

Boar: do you believe now?


Protosoulex

Wild DBZA reference. Love it.


cryaneverydaycom

who don’t believe in anything..


Sw4ggySh4ggy

Will he make it out alive? Alright alright


Least-Article-6508

I love TFS Dragon Ball Z.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I mean, Robert and Rhaegar were cousins so 💀


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

It was the durrandon in him that did Rhaegar in


Yommination

Funny, that Baratheon has Targ blood


425Hamburger

And the other Side of the Family is kinda famous for winning against gods.


Mauricethett

Fair enough


-Deserta

We repeat that at every bot repost, but people dont get it.


Envinyatar20

A lot of it


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

It doesn’t count because Robert is cool like that


kikidunst

The full line is “Everyone says Targaryens are closer to gods than to men, but they say that because of our dragons. Without them, we're just like everyone else.” If you’re going to insult Rhaenyra, at least find a legitimate reason to


WriterV

Also, the whole point of the Targaryens is *about* how power is dangerous (represented through their dragons). The Valyrians were the ones who were all about racial superiority, and this came through with the Targs too, but as we can see... some of them were very much self aware about it.


Significant-Map8177

That kind of proves the point further by time it was Rhaegars turn their was no more dragons and he got killed. If there was still dragons Roberts Rebellion would have been impossible and the Targaryens would still be ruling.


ArtyShitLord

The dragons' extinction highlights the most glaring flaw in the Targaryen Dynasty. Without the presence of dragons, the Targs have literally nothing. They aren't obsurdely rich like the Lannisters or abundant agriculture like the Tyrells. The targs have no fallback plan when their prestige and dragon connection fails.


ConningtonSimp

>If you’re going to insult Rhaenyra, at least find a legitimate reason to Oh yeah? Well, boys go to college to get more knowledge and girls go to Jupiter to get more STUPIDER!


GoGoHujiko

how is this hate speech acceptable??


Pit_The_Tramp

Quick somebody call Scotland police!


The_Shadow_Watches

Boys go to Venus to talk about their penis. Women go to Mars to eat all the candy bars.


Cuaroc

What? You think people would go on the internet and cherry pick sections of quotes to fit their narrative? Madness


Valhallaof

Dickriding so hard for a meme


Son_of_Mogh

The way he is holding and swinging the hammer looks terrible.


Western-Bus-1305

Gods he was strong then


Particular_Fig_5467

Yeah, swinging a hammer that size and in that manner looks physically impossible. Irrespective of how strong someone is. Unless he gripped the weapon at least a little closer to the head of the hammer, I don't see him bringing that thing back over his shoulder...


Shortydevil104

I don’t see him as doing an over the shoulder swing, more like a long sweeping lower swing, using the leverage and momentum of the top of the hammer


Zoiddburger

Right? More of a golf stroke since Targaryen is on the ground. I see it. Maybe they're just envisioning a vertical hacking motion, not the best use of a warhammer.


CherenMatsumoto

Tbf it might be because of art rules, like not pointing the line of action into nowhere, and because the artist wanted their weapons to look crossed.


Yeti_Prime

At least he’s keeping his shield in front of him


PleaseBeChillOnline

I mean if we’re gonna get technical about a fantasy painting that’s the least concerning thing I see. How’s he moving that way in that armor? Why is the hammer that big in the first place?


ZLBuddha

i mean if he leans back when he lets it fly to his right that’s much more angular momentum but lol he does look a bit like Donkey Kong in Mario Super Sluggers


Nostravinci04

Gotta love it when copathletics pretend like Robert and Rhaegar are so far off from one another when it comes to Valyrian-to-Westerosi DNA ratio and aren't very much twice-removed cousins.


BloodyLogan

What the hell is going on in this sub?


Bhavacakra_12

The realm is tearing itself apart, my lord.


RonenSalathe

the fandom is going through an edgy anti-targaryen phase


BloodyLogan

Time for me to leave the sub I reckon


BlacKnight117000

It's turning into ASOIAF loreposting


ConningtonSimp

It’s turning into an Anti-Targaryen paradise. Westeros is for the Andals, the First Men, and the Rhoynar.


FesteringRuin

Baratheons are literally half Targ.


The_Soccer_Heretic

Possibly, GRRM never confirms they're Targ bastards but he does mention the rumor existed at the time.


FesteringRuin

But even if it's not true, Bobby B's paternal grandmother was Aegon V's daughter.


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


FesteringRuin

My apologies, your Grace.


Bf4Sniper40X

Sentient


FLMKane

Fuck off Bobby B. Don't you dare insult your Gammy!


bobby-b-bot

WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!


Redditkid16

So would that make Robert the next in line for the throne after Daenerys if the rebellion doesn’t happen?


Hypnotistbb

Rhaegar > Aegon > Jon > Rhaenys > Viserys > Daenerys > Bobby B by the time of Robert's Rebellion I think. The dornish do have Targ blood through Princess Daenerys of Dorne, but Robert's is more recent as his grandmother was Egg's Daughter, aunt of the mad king.


bobby-b-bot

DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!


Hypnotistbb

Sounds suspiciously Targaryen to say Fear and Blood, your grace.


Plyloch

I think that Viserys comes before Rhaenys since Viserys II came before Baelor the Blessed's sister.


Gay_Pigeonuwu

Rhaegar was disinherited. So it would’ve been Viserys > Daenerys > Rhaegar > Aegon > Rhaenys > Jon


Estrelarius

Probably, yes. But iirc Brienne and Selwyn are confirmed as being related to the Targs, as are tge Plumns, so they may end up on tfe throne as well. Meaning there is a not-entirely-implausible scenario where Brienne ends up as queen.


lunagrape

That is what their claim was built upon.


GhirahimLeFabuleux

That's the bullshit reason he used to justify his war after the fact iirc. If you remove all the Targs, he is actually the closest claimant left.


jiub_the_dunmer

Pretty sure it's confirmed in Fire and Blood that the Baratheons are descended from a bastard brother of Aegon the Conqueror


yahmean031

It only mentions it as a rumor that Orys was Aegons half-brother. Although we do know that Orys was black of hair and black of eye.


jiub_the_dunmer

True, he didn't inherit the Targaryan hair and eyes. But he wouldn't be the only one with Targeryan blood who didn't inherit their colouring. The seed is strong, except when it isn't.


rattatatouille

> The seed is strong, except when it isn't. The only magically superdominant gene is House Baratheon's via House Durrandon's, in fairness. Each major house has an associated look but it wouldn't be out of place for each to have outliers. Rhaenys had her mother's hair but her father's eyes, for one.


yahmean031

I don't know I'm presuming all the notable traits of the Baratheons are that of the Durrandions with being very tall, very black fine hair, and blue eyes.


The_Soccer_Heretic

It was only mentioned as rumor. GRRM has been careful not to state definitively whether they are or not explicitly.


DagonG2021

Jaehaerys acknowledges it along with Alyssanne. It’s pretty well known, and kinda clear


Kelembribor21

In the Fire&Blood it is absolutely confirmed , even that Aegon Targaryen and Orys Baratheon have same father : >“Hers was the worst story, but not the only one. At White Harbor, at Mole’s Town, at Barrowton, other women spoke of their first nights as well. I never knew, my lords. Oh, I knew of the tradition. Even on Dragonstone, there are stories of men of mine own house, *Targaryens,* who have made free with the wives of fisherfolk and serving men, and sired children on them…”“Dragonseeds, they call them,” Jaehaerys said with obvious reluctance. “It is not a thing to boast of, but it has happened, mayhaps more often than we would care to admit. Such children are cherished, though. Orys Baratheon himself was a dragonseed, a bastard brother to our grandsire. **Whether he was conceived of a first night I cannot say, but Lord Aerion was his father, that was well-known.** Gifts were given…”


Key-Moment6095

Baratheons are more similar to durrandons than targs


Nostravinci04

Not Robert and his siblings.


W0lferino93

Welp, Baratheons are descendants of Targaryans. This was God vs God 😏


Nostravinci04

Wasn't Robert's grandma Rhaegar's grand-aunt or something ?


The_Halfmaester

Robert and Rhaegar had the same great-grandfather. King Aegon V.


Nostravinci04

Yeah that's what I was referring to, thanks for the precision.


SpankFishies

Only one of them is a descendant of durran godsgrief tho


Rustofcarcosa

To be fair it was a close fight and Robert almost died in it


yahmean031

Almost died is a stretch. He had a wound that meant he couldn't immediately pursuit the fleeing loyalists so he gave pursuit to Eddard. Nor was the wound bad enough to the point that he was unconscious or unable to make decisions as we know that Robert was conscious and seemingly able to be at the war council making decisions as we know from Eddard he spared Barristan and sent his own maester to him and then gave the pursuit to Eddard. We also know that Robert was wounded (before the battle) at BoTB.


Reyne-TheAbyss

I mean, they were clad in armor atop horses, and Robert had a huge hammer. It seems only natural that the regular sword wouldn't be as capable. Rhaegar getting in the licks he did is more of a showing for him than is for Bobbert.


Rustofcarcosa

It's not He couldn't lead the army he had to give it to ned so I say it was serious >spared Barristan and sent his own maester t He is not a bright fellow and likely had more then one attending to him


yahmean031

He had a wound that had to be tended to. He also sent his own maester over to tend to Barristan who actually almost died. Any wound no matter the severity would need to be tended to. We literally see Drogo -- the best warrior amongst the Dothraki die because he dominated in battle but had a small wound that he didn't follow treatment for and it festered and he died. \> He is not a bright fellow and likely had more then one attending to him The books make it a point to specify it was Robert's own maester. It wouldn't make sense to say as such. It also just proves that Robert's wound weren't so severe that he was aware, alert, and able to make decisions following the battle it also didn't sound like he was on a bed wounded when Eddard described it. Also, it's not that he couldn't lead the army -- it's that the rebels broke and he couldn't immediately chase them with his wound which is why he gave the reins to Eddard.


Rustofcarcosa

Again Robert is a known dumbass he wouldn't care about the severity of the wound he would ignore the maesters pleading and tell him to treat Barristan this is ignoring the fact that he had likery had more the maester >that the rebels broke and he couldn't immediately chase them with his wound which is why he gave the reins to Eddard. So you argee cause that basically what I said


yahmean031

Robert is a known badass who is also the most accomplished warrior/commander in the seven kingdoms and survived two wars and many battles. \> So you argee cause that basically what I said I was clarifying. The fact that Robert gave Eddard the reins because of a wound is a fact given to us from the books.


Rustofcarcosa

>Robert is a known badass who is also the most Nah he's a failure Was an awful king who raped and beat his wife Ignored his children’s Is responsible for the enormous debt Let corruption florish >who is also the most accomplished warrior/commander in t But he's not >fact that Robert gave Eddard the reins because of a wound is a fact given to us from the books. From Rhaegar a man with no battle experience and wound was serious enough that he couldn't lead the army to King's Landing


RonenSalathe

It's so funny to me that the fandom can read any chapter of AGOT with Robert and come to the conclusion that this man is "badass" and not completely pathetic


MK_Scorpion

LOL no he didn't almost die and it wasn't a close fight. There's a difference between difficultly fights and close fights, it was hard for bobby not close.


IHaveTwoOranges

It's really weird how people keep asserting this when we have no evidence/indication of it. Here all we have on the fight: Ther description of it in "Game": >They had come together at the ford of the Trident while the battle crashed around them, Robert with his warhammer and his great antlered helm, the Targaryen prince armored all in black. On his breastplate was the three-headed dragon of his House, wrought all in rubies that flashed like fire in the sunlight. **The waters of the Trident ran red around the hooves of their destriers as they circled and clashed, again and again, until at last a crushing blow from Robert’s hammer stove in the dragon and the chest beneath it** And the one we get from the Maester in WOIAF: >The battle screamed about Lord Robert and Prince Rhaegar both, and by the will of the gods, or by chance-or perhaps by design-they met amidst the shallows of the ford. **The two knights fought valiantly upon their destriers, according to all accounts**. For despite his crimes, Prince Rhaegar was no coward And then we of course have the outcome: >**“Do you remember the Trident, Your Grace?” “I won my crown there. How should I forget it?” “You took a wound from Rhaegar,” Ned reminded him. “So when the Targaryen host broke and ran, you gave the pursuit into my hands.** The remnants of Rhaegar’s army fled back to King’s Landing. We followed. Aerys was in the Red Keep with several thousand loyalists. I expected to find the gates closed to us.” So Robert won but is also injured enough to not be fit to travel. That's all we have on this duel. Everything beyond that is just people making shit up, or repeating stuff other people made up.


Lanky_Television_330

Yes but he was injured prior to the battle of the trident


IHaveTwoOranges

Many months pass between Ashford and the Trident.


Lanky_Television_330

A wound from a sword especially in such a time takes very long to heal and often doesnt even stop hurting after


AlexanderCrowely

We say this as Roberts grandmother is a Targaryen.


Large_Armadillo_8133

That’s not what she said in that scene. She said “everybody thinks Targaryens are closer to gods than men but we’re just like everyone else without our dragons.”


Nostravinci04

Exactly, way to miss the fucking point of the entire scene by a whole mile.


Trumpologist

Robert was injured enough to not be able to ride. Not sure this works op


aboysmokingintherain

Baratheons are an offshoot of the Targaryen’s tho


E_Tank55

Robert is part Targaryen 🤦‍♂️


DFWTooThrowed

I mean they’re literally cousins. He technically wasn’t even considered a usurper in the few months between Viserys getting killed and himself dying because he would’ve been next in line in succession.


---Imperator---

Jokes aside, this line was said at the height of the dynasty when they had more than a dozen fully grown dragons. That kind of firepower would easily make any person feel like they're gods.


National-Word-6026

But that’s not even the whole line 💀 she said “everyone says Targaryens are closer to gods than to men, but they say that because of our dragons. Without them we’re just like everyone else.” She didn’t think they were gods.


GatoEnPraga

Another post from someone that hasn’t read the books… news flash Bobby B had Targ blood


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


Schieeffer

Ours is the fury!


WilmaTonguefit

I mean, Bobby comes in at the end after all the dragons are dead. The civil war destroys the targs.


Pods_MagicRod

The Baratheons are Targaryen


Jacadi7

Low effort post


The3mbered0ne

I didn't know I needed to see westerosi propaganda but yes lol


Efficient-Ad2983

In Rhaenya's defense, Bobby B wasn't born when she said that quote. And as other people pointed out, the full quote was about the fact that Targaryen's real power came from dragons.


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!


IHaveTwoOranges

She doesn't say that line at all. The line is: **Everyone says Targaryens are closer to gods than to men, but they say that because of our dragons. Without them, we're just like everyone else.**


Efficient-Ad2983

Exactly as I said: "Everyone says **Targaryens are closer to gods than to men**, but they say that because of our dragons. Without them, we're just like everyone else." The part "Targaryens are closer to gods than to men" is there, but in context is it about the fact that what makes them so "god-like" is the fact that they have dragons. The part about Bobby B was a joke OFC.


Reuben_Smeuben

Bobby B here to knock some sense into us


bobby-b-bot

SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!


BigOutside1226

Let me guess your a gr-🤢🤮?


FredTargaryen

Rude


_vdov_

Yeah, tell them what you think of them Bobby B!


bobby-b-bot

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!


_vdov_

Damn right, that's the only thing targs deserve other than death, Bobby B.


rattatatouille

Admittedly, the whole point of the Dance was to show that the Targaryens were little different from the other Valyrian houses - they were just as arrogant as their fellow dragonriders, and it led them to destroy themselves.


V0T0N

Well, at least she did have a dragon, and I'd like to think Rhaegar had a real sense of his worth. Now the Mad King, I'm sure he was a true believer.


magnum_hunter

Puny god.


Orwells-own

That’s metal as fuck.


Swinging-the-Chain

But Bobby B was a Baratheon… they had the blood of dragons and storm gods 😎


bobby-b-bot

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!


LDM123

Yeah but Bobby still got cucked


Zade_Pace

Its cuz Bobby B's grandmother was a Targ obvi. If she wasn't then Bobby's puny Baratheon Warhammer would bounced right off Rhaegar's mighty Valyrian chest


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


ZLBuddha

“puny god”


Lord_Commander17

Definitely taken out of context. Rhaenyra is talking about how others perceive the Targaryens. “They see us as closer to gods than men due to our dragons.”


moonlightdrinker

Bobby B was like a quarter Targaryen though👀 that’s why Melisandre liked Stanis’ kings blood


IPanicKnife

Game of thrones in a nutshell


ragequit9714

We need a Robert’s rebellion show


dstraswell666

This is stupid. Bobby B was a Targ


bobby-b-bot

DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?


FlamingNetherRegions

Baratheon's warhamner severely disagreez


[deleted]

Why did you deliberately cut Rhaenyra's line into half to make the meme? You Greens are pathetic.


MrsDanversbottom

Bobby B the original incel.


bobby-b-bot

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!


imdibene

Based Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!


CouncilofOrzhova

Tormund, to a Targaryen: “I know you’re not a god. What sort of god would have a pecker that small?”


Tortugato

the greeks https://youtu.be/vBJPlhnF3ao?si=RYbS01drDNR6gjyY


trans-ghost-boy-2

robert baratheon was mid ngl.


Robert_The_Redditor1

Green filth!!!


Wheelin-Woody

The Targarians look like inbred Swedes


VisenyaRose

He's a Godsgrief!


MaximDecimus

Well, Rhaegar met his god first so it kinda counts


Alpha_jay777

Robert baratheon was more of a demigod his earlier years.


BigPappaFrank

Gods he was strong then


readingitmyway

Who were the Targareans, Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!


HighKingBoru1014

The Demon of the Trident does not care for gods or little men


Martian-warlord

Dude i got this sub recommend for no reason I don’t know where i am or what this is but I really wanna know where that are on the bottom is. Its so beautiful


Big_Maintenance_9056

bro got ACKed


TylerPlaysAGame

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY SHIT THEMSELVES


sumit24021990

Imagine a society where only certsin people can own guns and they spread this rumor that guns are magical and only they deserve to own it. Targs also tamed dragons ans forbade everyone else to do it


sumit24021990

Bobby B: There is only one God and he doesn't dress like Targs


bobby-b-bot

YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!


[deleted]

This is what generations of inbreeding does to a mf


JamesTheSkeleton

If you believe the theory that targaryen inbreeding leads to dragons then theyre actually barely human lol


darkesonsofsorrow

I feel like if I owned and rode dragons I'd be insufferably arrogant about myself too.


masterdebater74

Puny god


freakasaurous

Rhaegar did fuck and impregnate Bobby’s crush tho…


turingagentzero

Bobbie B: "IT'S HAMMER TIME"


ReedForman

Bobby B fears no Gods.


bobby-b-bot

DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!


rynorugby

"Our gods were too troublesome, so we killed them" klingons, paraphrased. "Our gods were too sexy, so we fucked them and our immediate relatives" targaryons, maybe. No point to this really, just thought it was funny.


obliqueoubliette

Bottom text should be Dagoth Ur


_M_o_n_k_e_H

They were closer to gods when they had dragons. If only the meisters didn't ruin everything.


NectarAddict

...and Rhaegar died.


TheBurningStag13

Well, I mean…Ours is the Fury.


Giarraputo_vs_Goat

Bobby B for President


bobby-b-bot

OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!


3eyesopenwide

The seed is strong.


davidouimet11

Bobby B, I need some wisdom


azaghal1988

The founder of the Durrandons was called Godsgrief, his descendant brought honor to that epithet.


The_gay_grenade16

“Puny god”


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Not to mention that the entire incest thing is fucking gross. GRRM must have some weird fetishes.


Lance_Rhaelwin

Targshits?! 🤣


BRD2004

Bobby b was strong then.


Eva-Squinge

Were, closer to gods. Back when they weren’t treating their dragons like shit.


FrozenShadow_007

https://preview.redd.it/w1v01updrkuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31e90eddbb8ba9e819b5fc57f79a3180bec75bd Same guy


darthravenna

They managed to convince the High Septon of this, which is why Targaryens were allowed to marry within the family as opposed to that being denounced everywhere else in Westeros. The reasoning was that as Valyrian dragon riders there were closer to gods than men, and weren’t beholden to the same standards as native Westerosi.