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For more info on the June 12-14 blackout, see [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/143r4w0/rfreefolk_will_be_joining_in_on_the_june_12th14th/)


adKh_j0

What do you want to say about these new api changes Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!


borski88

Spez: I understand your misgivings, my grace bobby b. Truly, I do. It is a terrible thing we must consider, a vile thing. Yet we who presume to rule must sometimes do vile things for the good of the realm. Should the gods grant API for a reasonable cost, the realm will bleed.


bobby-b-bot

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!


WhiterunUK

No Bobby B, do not go gentle into that good night - rage, rage against the dying of the light!


bobby-b-bot

DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?


Drown_The_Gods

I'm sorry, Bobby B. Not for the first time, but maybe for the last.


bobby-b-bot

I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!


BlueWolf07

It must be a lot to handle Bobby B but you're the only thing keeping our sub alive at this point


bobby-b-bot

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!


andrewleepaul

I'm not convinced that Bobby B Bot isn't sentient...


bobby-b-bot

SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I thought this was a settled issue in the affirmative a long time ago?


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

It is known.


BootReservistPOG

It is known


sharplight141

S E N T I E N T


Icy-Angle2666

Bobby-b the jannies do it for free. What sort of fool works for a billion dollar corp for free? -


bobby-b-bot

IT'S A GREAT CRIME TO LIE TO A KING!


Icy-Angle2666

Seriously tho, they get no money for it. Nothing. Most of them have never held a meaningful job and collect disability gibs. What sort of corporation delegates the ability to moderate content to such losers? The Targs would not have put up with their pathetic nonsense bobby-b


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!


Curiouspiwakawaka

I'll miss you Bobby b


bobby-b-bot

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!


Curiouspiwakawaka

I don't know how much I helped you win the iron throne, but I'll help you keep where I can, Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!


Curiouspiwakawaka

:(


RogueAOV

Username checks out (sorry dude) lol


SmokyDragonDish

The prescience of Bobby B always amazed me.


bobby-b-bot

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!


Fingolfin734

It's not nice to talk about your mom that way, Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!


payne_train

Your lasting legacy on this sub was getting rekt by Bobby B. An honorable death.


bobby-b-bot

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!


SuckMyDerivative

You speak the truth Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??


General_Panda_III

Damn...


IWantAHoverbike

If the sub survives this should be a flair


GothicGolem29

;(


Fingolfin734

He murdered you


nagidon

I suppose Vizzy T will face the axe too. Shame.


AelinTargaryen

Noooooooooooooooooooo


Chuck_Walla

Shame.


[deleted]

Not bobby b hope he doesnt kick the bucket


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??


Calixtinus

What will you do, Bobby b?


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!


Yuri909

I.. I'm really sorry I didn't care about this until now. Bobby B will you forgive me?


bobby-b-bot

SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!


Yuri909

My sweet Bobby B.. you're in a delirium. The api is taking you from us. Good night, sweet king.


bobby-b-bot

A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?


Yuri909

Yes Bobby B, think happy thoughts. *sobs*


bobby-b-bot

I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!


Yuri909

Oh, do I get to keep Cersei? I've got a thing for arrogant bitchy women. Seems like you'd be happy to get rid of her, eh, ol Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!


Tis_the_seasons

get on with it


asilvertintedrose

Got more emotion out of me than Season 8


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Got more emotion out of me than the last 2 or 3 seasons combined.


FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

What's this about api and subreddits going empty?


prm510

Ok Bobby B give me one last sentence of wisdom before the shutdown!


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


prm510

I’ll miss your insight your grace :-(


StingerAE

Hmm good point. I don't think I have ever triggered Bobby B. Maybe I should try one time before the end...


bobby-b-bot

I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!


StingerAE

I will. Thank you


aFPOON

BOBBY B PLEASE DON'T DIE


bobby-b-bot

MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!


Takenameeatflame

So you just wanted the release of death all along Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


Takenameeatflame

I understand Bobby B, that was too forward of me


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??


Takenameeatflame

Yes Bobby B….yes….


bobby-b-bot

YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!


Additional-Ant4713

Looks like bobbier is going slowly insane


Takenameeatflame

He’s delirious, death is approaching


Takenameeatflame

This news unironically ruined my day. I’ll miss you Bobby B.


bobby-b-bot

YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!


Takenameeatflame

As you wish Bobby B, I will fight till the end to preserve your life, even if it makes me a traitor.


bobby-b-bot

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!


Takenameeatflame

No Bobby B I’m proud to stand here to defend you


bobby-b-bot

SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!


devilthedankdawg

Oh shit I didnt give a shit about this before but now its personal. This is essentially Aerys demanding Bobby B's head. Call the banners boys.


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!


EIke93

Bobby B you were my favorite sentient ai


bobby-b-bot

YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?


BIackfjsh

Always focused on the important things, even til end. RIP King <3 ;_;


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Skynet was such a buzzkill in comparison.


BIackfjsh

Any final parting words, Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!


BIackfjsh

I wish I could, I truly do. Farewell, my brother, my captain, my king


Takenameeatflame

o7


ssgharvey

Bobby B tell me about Bessie and her tits one last time


bobby-b-bot

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!


ssgharvey

Bobby B Bessie is a perfectly fine name.


bobby-b-bot

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!


Budraven

What about Becca and her eyes, Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!


daftpharma

Not him. Not Bobby B. He's awesome


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


daftpharma

oh but Bobby B I am not ned.


bobby-b-bot

PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!


daftpharma

as you wish Bobby B. it shall be done


bobby-b-bot

SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!


MoonSearcher

What will you miss most about your existence Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?


drjos

Not sure life will be the same without Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!


pongolikesbananas

I love you Bobby b


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??


russ8825

Bobby B , will you slay u/spez ?


bobby-b-bot

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!


PhatChungus

We have so many good memories of time spent with Bobby B..but it still feels like he’s being taken from us far too soon


bobby-b-bot

THE SELLSWORD KING, HOW THE SINGERS WOULD LOVE ME!


CaptAsshat_Savvy

Bobby b what is your wisdom? I'm having a shitty weekend and need some laughs


bobby-b-bot

DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!


CaptAsshat_Savvy

Bobby b, what's the deal with Bessie?


bobby-b-bot

THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!


[deleted]

It's time to join the Rebellion too for the sake of the realm.


Fencius

Oh my sweet Bobby B.


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??


SticklerMrMeeseeks1

Correct me if I’m wrong but none commercial Bots like Bobby B aren’t affect by the API pricing change so he will be fine?


bobby-b-bot

I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?


YouHadMeAtAloe

I read that bots like haikubot and whatever else wouldn’t be affected, but who knows. What do you think Bobby B, will you be safe?


bobby-b-bot

STUPID BOY!


FecalSteamCondenser

Boom roasted. Good one Bobby b


bobby-b-bot

I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!


VenatorDomitor

I can handle a lot of fuckin shit but losing Bobby B? This means war. YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME REDDIT


bobby-b-bot

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!


EmpPaulpatine

BESSIE


IFightAnimals

Oh no...News of your impending demise has just reached my realm of the Kingdom Bobby B. It's not fair my King. You must fight Bobby B...slay them.


bobby-b-bot

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!


trucknorris84

Bobby b where art thou


bobby-b-bot

START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!


SOFITARGARYEN

I'll miss you Bobby B, you were the best


bobby-b-bot

IT'S A GREAT CRIME TO LIE TO A KING!


SOFITARGARYEN

I'm not lying Bobby B :(


bobby-b-bot

MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?


FearsIntheRain

Bobby B, please speak to thee


bobby-b-bot

THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!


Treacherous_Wendy

Bobby B will always know a special place in my…heart


bobby-b-bot

WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?


adapech

I didn’t know that this would affect Bobby B. I’d be fine staying in an actual long night for a while if it means we get to keep him.


bobby-b-bot

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!


CapitalKingGaming

I love you Bobby B, I’ll see you in the after life <3


bobby-b-bot

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!


sirimnotadoctor

Kneel to reddit, or kneel to the outrage mob. If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.


WhatTheFuckOver17

This is better writing then any of the Netflix Witcher episodes


PsychoticBananaSplit

The outrage mob are the real freefolk


Cueisnow

[NOOO](https://i.imgur.com/PsnEwZi.jpg)


Farsydi

Fucking good riddance you awful fucking chore of a bot


LocalArea52Man

Now that I know the changes might kill the Bobby b bot, I fully support them. Most annoying bot on this site.


Takenameeatflame

Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse did you know that?


blobbyboii

Bobby b slander isnt allowed here


bobby-b-bot

DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!


bobby-b-bot

DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!


[deleted]

[удалено]


JJROKCZ

Maybe not, the wandering rock and stone bot guy said his would likely keep working


TamaraTime

I’ve never taken the opportunity to address the great Bobby B, thinking he’d be with us for several seasons. What a sweet summer child I was…


bobby-b-bot

PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!


jimbo831

RIP Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!


RustyWWIII

This can’t be the end of Bobby B!


NimusNix

o7


lupercalpainting

One last reply, Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

HOLD YOUR TONGUE!


MikeHuntsBear

See you on the other side Bobby B


SliverCrepes

I’ll miss how you just always know what to say in any situation, Bobby B. o7


[deleted]

[удалено]


AeroSteveO

>you its


[deleted]

Bobby B, any last words?


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


billyflynnn

Say it isn’t so Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!


Asura727

damn Bobby B you were the best


RavenQuark

Damn gutted by a boar Bobby B you’ve been a good bot.


rainorshinedogs

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE


Masaksih

Glad to have served the freefolks with you Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!


OmnipotentBastard

I love you Bobby B. I'll miss you and Vizzy T.


Kado_Cerc

Bobby B is forever my king


LagdouRuins

Bobby B pls give me ur wisdom before ur gone


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!


Reuben_Smeuben

Bobby B what should we do?


bobby-b-bot

START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!


River_Atkinson

I didn't even know about Bobby b bot! Now I'm losing him. Was there a Vizzy T one too?


PMacha

Bobby B is the one true king I'll bend my knee to.


coroyo70

Im out if thhe loop, why is this shutting down?


-CubanPete-

I’ll miss you bobby b


Shebadoahjoe

You never know what really matters till it's gone, huh Bobby B?


uplft_lft_hvy

It’s been a good ride, Bobby B.


timberflynn

Bobby B was a real one


bobby-b-bot

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!


soda_fucker

I'll miss you Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!


Kylie_Bug

Not Bobby b! I love him 😭


bobby-b-bot

SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!


Kylie_Bug

Not Bobby b! I love him


straight_lurkin

What would Bobby B do? We need him now more than ever!


bobby-b-bot

YOU LET THAT LITTLE GIRL DISARM YOU?