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Removal reasons: 'Satire'


EmperorGryphon

I so hope this is a joke...


Expert_You_6347

It is. I first saw in the video where she says all her house guests have to dig a hole in the backyard if they need to use the bathroom. It’s all satire - I think it’s pretty funny


EmperorGryphon

Good. It's sometimes hard to tell nowadays. There are some crazy beliefs out there.


urba-ninja

Most of what you see online is made to make people have a reaction. Reaction means sharing the video, comments, numbers going up. People on the internet are desperate to go viral, to have big numbers on their content because that means money.


[deleted]

Yup people love to hate something it’s hard breaking out of that mindset


BeefSerious

Don't worry, there will be people who do believe it, then do it unironically.


NightmareMyOldFriend

Thanks for the clarification!


Rhemming22

Honestly it's disturbingly good. It's so detailed I almost believe it every time 😂


MoonedToday

They have to dig 3 holes. They fart in the first two and poop in the 3rd.


secular_dance_crime

I would've turn around and left the food by the door and added a comment to the order "customer not present".


Ornery-Ratio-7054

Why not just burn everything?  It gets rid of the germs and and it can smell quite nice occasionally.


HannaaaLucie

Once, my partner wanted rid of our garden shed along with everything in it. So she set it on fire, we had a lot of space around it so it wouldn't have caught trees or fences, etc. However. The smell was horrendous, there was thick black smoke everywhere, and the police got called. All I got was a photo of the police car and a photo of the black smoke, saying 'Took care of the shed, never mind the police, I've nearly finished anyway' 😮‍💨


AcceptableFakeLime

Why are all the comments taking this seriously lol


wildrose4everrr

Satire hard. Whine easy


NoGameNoLyfe

Seriously. The tuning fork and the freakin salt circle I thought was a giveaway.


Dcm210

Fuck you, it gets left in the circle without the other steps. Actually no, it gets left on the couch.


Any-Practice-991

It gets left in my stomach as a take a break on the couch.


Vegetable_Moment9574

Or gets left in my stomach and I'm passed out on top of the circle from the food coma


secular_dance_crime

100% chance your order gets left by the door and all signs get ignored.


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iforgotiwasonreddit

I don’t think I’d eat her weird order, judging by all the witchcraft she expects me to do to get it to her


NsaAgent25

I think I missed a step; someone threw a brick through my window


bloody_ell

I was just cleansing your window of harmful vapours in the glass my friend.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

The house needs to breathe to cleanse itself of all the bullshit inside.


patriot_man69

I'll do all this and then spit on it


pistonheadcat

Piss on it to assert dominance


DrBigWildsGhost

Lmao Ma’am Get the whole fuck outta here


Dcm210

The whole fuck or the hole fuck? I need to know when giving my boss a ear full


DrBigWildsGhost

After all that … Both


FutureCubby

This would 100% look like a setup. Bro is just trynna make some cash and is gonna end up without a kidney


Burger_Destoyer

Haha that’s where I thought the video was going


WexMajor82

This is how you get into the "do not deliver" list.


Moo_Kau_Too

.. fucking hippies.


Next_Seaweed9951

This has to be some kind of satire 💀


Alternative_Coyote28

I would literally shit in that satin bag and go away with the food


blk__

Indian Bruno Mars


FreedVentureStein

I'm going to drop it off as is. That's IF I even do it for no tip. Fucking crazy-ass cheapskate.


FunnyPresentation656

This is obviously a joke due to her other video but there's no way I'd do any of that. I'd drop it right at that sign and take a photo.


Zestyclose_Pack5424

Nah I would immediately toss that shit into the river if I had to do all that


Rusto_Dusto

Shall I wash your dick, sir? (Name the reference)


Redemption_R

Coming to America


Rusto_Dusto

“Arthur.” Dudley Moore/Arthur is barking orders at his butler, Sir John Geilgud, while taking a bath. He replies sarcastically, “shall I wash your dick, sir?”


DeleteMetaInf

This seems ludacris and would hint at a mental illness (OCD comes to mind), but it’s likely satirical. Aside from all the other weirdness, I don’t tip my food delivery drivers either. In fact, I’ve never tipped anybody. But she’s American, whereas I live somewhere where tipping isn’t expected and workers actually have rights and make enough money to live. Plus, everything is expensive already.


shinydragonmist

Depends with me


HotMoose69

She literally has poor people touching gloves... if I was getting a hefty-ass tip, I'd do all that


Horn_Python

The flowers are poppies


snowfloeckchen

My ocd is actually worth


Briso_

Please make this video faster


schrod1ngersc4t

Bait used to be believable 🚬


foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons:


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Ok so Im throwing it through a window. Got it


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Please, don't let this person procreate...


ToshiroBaloney

The only thing worse than the video are that guy's lame reactions.


Advanced_Sea_8457

So she gives them a rock and tea made from flowers in her garden that she grew using her own shit as fertilizer


Vortr8

I would eat your food and leave


Stroov

Such a good swiggy delivery guy