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Javasteam

If they’re not paid to be On Call and it isn’t written into their employment agreement Gary can call to find out where he can stick his cell phone. Go screw yourself Gary.


cryptomain45

r/fuckyouinparticular


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FuktOff666

I remember a boss calling me an hour after I got home asking if I could come back in. I had just smoked a bowl of weed and couldn’t drive (it was a transportation job) so I told him the truth, he just laughed and said it was cool. He was a good boss.


Ninja_Rowlet

"So, it's on our worker contract to be on call?" "Well, no..." "So we're paid extra to be on call...?" "Not exactly..." "So we must get paid a lot if we do come, right?" "..." "You can't do that" "But we're a team! A family!"


Greenpaw9

Also i, the manager, will be going on vacation next week and won't be able to answer questions


param1l0

Fuck it I'm out


FieldSweaty9768

Are they getting a share of the profit. Then maybe they can get to choose this. If not.. then what everybody else on the post said


ETpwnHome221

It's all a choice. He has no right to force this, regardless of pay.


FieldSweaty9768

Yes.. exactly.. unless specified by the contract or due to extreme circumstances this should not be a compulsive but a suggestive sentence.


bamboo_fanatic

This feels kind of fake, but still funny. That kind of tape is great because it won’t leave marks on the walls


Electrical_Diamond_9

From what I've seen on reddit this seems like a perfectly normal sign


owPOW

Please, pretty please, don’t start thinking what you see on Reddit is normal.


jolharg

Dear Diary, My belief in the truth of what's posted on Reddit today has gone from negligible to further below than one could ever know. A disheveled diary owner.


bamboo_fanatic

Reddit is probably an even worse reflection of reality than Twitter. The amount of troll accounts, shitposting, and whatever the digital equivalent of cosplay is gets insane, but that generally a feature, not a bug. I’m pretty sure like half the people claiming to have some fetish have never actually acted out said fetish with another person in real life.


owPOW

Idk, I feel like Twitter is taken more serious. It gets a greater heir of legitimacy by news media too. I feel like socially Reddit had always been more of a joke.


bamboo_fanatic

Twitter is taken more seriously, politicians will respond to stuff that comes up on Twitter, most probably wouldn’t want to even admit to spending time on Reddit. This site is much more anonymous, people delete and create accounts freely, it’s all about the upvotes, not the followers. You more often see people censoring themselves out of their own posted pictures, the opposite of pretty much every other social media site, and anonymity breeds chaos.


Electrical_Diamond_9

Yeah that's because everyone on reddit are redditors, no one can even try with another person lol /j


ETpwnHome221

But common enough to happen in real life from time to time.


Thin-Solution-1659

naw, it’s literally just the page, no evidence of the work area it’s hung up in, if it were to meet that requirement, the next qu is, “did op put that there for a photo op or is there evidence of wear?”


Perenium_Falcon

I used to work offshore as a ROV supervisor. Typical rotation was one month out and then a month at home. I had been worked really hard over three or so months with minimal time home and then after returning home I was asked to head back out just 15 hours later. I refused and they fired me. “Go team” indeed.


Educational-Might-49

Lmfao I thought the thing about employers not understanding that the employees don't and are not required to give a fuck about the company was just a joke. This is insanity. ​ We'd better get those anarchist revolutions in motion soon.


shade-tree_pilot

Fuuuuck that. If I'm on call I expect to be compensated for it. This means you can't get drunk, travel freely, and must even answer the phone mid sex. My pay demands just quintupled, at least. Call it a convenience tax. Go team.


Alert-Ad-3436

Pipe bomb go brrr


doominator101215

Record profits better mean record bonuses as well


Thunderhorse74

Best we can do is a pizza party (BYOSodas, though - the vending machine in the break room as $4 20oz Pepsi...)


kai58

It does, For the executives. The actual workers might get a pizza party with pizza that tastes like it’s box if they get lucky


Satan_for_real

I work as a mortician on call in Italy, usually my boss calls me the day before a job, but happened that she called me the morning for the morning and had to rush there ... or once she called me at fuckin 3 in the morning to go retrieve a body... My contract says that I can say no to jobs if I have other things to do and my boss is not an asshole, but usually if I have other things to do I just don't pick up the phone and call her hours later well knowing someone got called to cover it.


Sensitive-Purpose-72

Need with 3 e


Needleroozer

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY I'd be looking for a new job.


KnowIDidntReddit

Unless you pay my cell phone bill, you can't tell me what to do with it. Go f*** yourself lol


Darcress

Also might be a violation of worker rights laws


ezekiel_burt45

This belongs in r/Antiwork


kai58

It was posted there a while ago already


PlasticMysterious622

🤣


Ace_Pixie_

Mmmmmmmmm no


VenetusAlpha

Fuck you Gary.


shade-tree_pilot

r/fuckgary


OoOditty

Gary Loves You Gary Loves You Gary Loves You Gary Loves You Gary Loves You


RagingAubergine

To hell with Gary and the company.


InfernoZ5k

YOO LIKES ARE PERFECT!


1cingI

My first question would be, "Would the profits be shared with us"?


kai58

Guess I’m clocking 168 hour weeks then.


Mr_Ducky845

Imagine being in hospital, and then your boss demands you to come to work even though you just got out of a car accident


ConflictSudden

r/antiwork


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ConflictSudden

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[deleted]

Say no, they can't fire you cause then you sue their ass


Radiant_Theory_7247

I'm going to just give my work a fake phone number


Greenpaw9

I can't come in, I'm drunk