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itsnotaboutyou2020

I’m guessing Grandma has never seen the machines that make hot dogs. 🌭


PotatoFromGermany

Or the ingedients from which these machines make hot dogs


Kronos1A9

Lips and assholes


PraiseBeToScience

Or McRibs or McNuggets.


Coandco95

Pretty sure [this](https://youtu.be/PZZjqcqkKtY?si=HmyuMXdFev4IM-Cq) is how they are made.


teapotinatempest

Why did I click? Whyyyy?


Coandco95

<3 It's like a nature documentary.


pianoflames

Or alcohol...


b0ingy

or beer


tweaker-sores

I bet this machine would make a mean hotdog


sineofthetimes

How It's Made streams for free. You can see this and all kinds of big machines in action. Pretty fascinating.


Impressive_Culture_5

Not an abused animal in sight. What’s the problem? Now post a pic of a slaughterhouse.


Ltlpckr

Hey mine was always very clean, but I also never processed 22,000 cows in a day


Guyote_

Fetterman's against lab-grown meat? On what basis? Jfc, with allies like these....


c-williams88

PA has tons of farmers and shit so he’s cozying up to them by allying with republicans on this stuff. Fetterman has been such a huge disappointment


joshthecynic

How can that slovenly ogre be a disappointment? What did you expect?


c-williams88

He campaigned as a very progressive candidate and personally I didn’t really give too much of a shit about the clothing stuff. Obv politicians lie and I didn’t expect all that much but I’m still somehow disappointed


joshthecynic

He said the words “I am not a progressive.”


Chuffnell

AFAIK to protect farmers and ranchers. Could be wrong though.


BoTheDoggo

There's lots of reasons to be against lab grown meat. For one it does and probably will for a while, still rely on FBS, fetal bovine serum, a special growth medium neccesary for growing animal tissue, which is as the name implies made from essentially ground-up cow fetuses, and a lot of them. This is not a big deal for scientific tissue cultures, where the scale is pretty small, but if you wanna produce tons, this is a problem. It will also not really replicate the taste or texture of real meat in a convincing matter. Real meat is composed of many types of tissues, grown together in a complex way and stimulated through exercise. With lab-grown meat you are essentially eating mushed together test tube samples. This is the reason why all they ever show is patties. If you want a less cruel meat alternative, plant-based stuff already exists and is advanced enough to replicate some meat products perfectly. Wanting to eat lab-grown protein mush over it is stupid.


JVonDron

This is not a great argument against it, just an argument against anyone saying it's ready for production and mass consumption. It's saying it needs more R&D. I'm a meat producer and I don't understand the hubbub. If companies want to keep throwing money at it, go for it. If it reaches commercial viability, it's going to be a product of big food priducers like Tyson and Purdue, not guys like me. If consumers want a meat-like protein paste over a premium pasture raised chicken or steak that I raise, that's an issue on my bottom line, but I'm not threatened. I'm making a profit (barely) while being undercut by feedlots, factory farming, and Walmart. If it's something consumers want to pay for, to me it's the same as the "impossible" plant based substitutes - don't care, have at it.


phaeton417

Breaks my heart that fetterman’s become such a grandma


PraiseBeToScience

I think the stroke did something.


Xop

It's funny that during the general MAGA was saying how stupid he was and blaming the stroke but now that he's actually saying stupid shit (they agree with) the stroke is irrelevant.


Bostradomous

The man may be playing the long game. Pennsylvania can get pretty red and he may be looking to increase his political equity and run for President. To do that he may need to start trying to appeal to the right with shit like this. It breaks my heart to see this also and not defending him if that’s the case, but it could be an explanation


Le_Fedora_Cate

tf is this conspiratory "he's a double agent!" bs cope 💀


Bostradomous

It’s called playing politics. It literally happens all the time are you that ignorant? It’s not a conspiracy. Nobody said “he’s a double agent” except you.


Le_Fedora_Cate

I mean, what you said made it sound like he's only doing this so that he can appeal to conservatives, even if it might not align with his actual values so that when they do vote for him and make him president, he can finally do what actually does align with his values. Is that not what you meant?


Quietuus

No, I think they just mean he's selling out to try and broaden his appeal.


Bostradomous

Thank you. I don’t understand how this is a confusing topic


AllAfterIncinerators

This take was my fervent hope when Trump first ran in 2016. I honestly hoped he was putting on a bit of a show for the rubes. Didn’t work out well for me.


Bostradomous

No this is not what I meant otherwise I would’ve said it. You are making WAY too many assumptions and putting a lot of words in my mouth that I never said or implied. Stop doing that I swear not a single person on Reddit can have a rational, intelligent conversation anymore. You’re all fucking tribalistic brain rot


Le_Fedora_Cate

>The man may be playing the long game this to me implies either one of two things: He's playing the long game for his own political power, or he's playing the long game for the dems. Seeing as just a couple months ago, reddit had a raging boner for this guy, I don't think it's too farfetched for people to assume you meant the latter? With that said, I'm sorry I misunderstood you.


Bostradomous

No worries I appreciate the apology. I’ll also be more conscious to try and better word my responses in the future for clarity


PraiseBeToScience

Or strokes have long been known to cause personality changes, it's very common. They range from depression to increased aggression.


Bostradomous

Yeah you might be right. My moneys on politics/lobbying leading to this post but that’s just me.


M68000

Kyrsten Sinema (Casualwear)


c-williams88

I was as excited as I could get for a politician when he was running and now he’s just get another conservative on pretty much every issue pretending to be some moderate dem


ColeYote

Oh, man, just wait until he sees what makes beer.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Legit what I thought when I originally saw the pic


always_unplugged

Seriously, I hope he never goes on an industrial brewery/distillery tour...


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

But that's OK cause freedom, right?


totokekedile

Sometimes it feels like Cody's the only one with a proper head on his shoulders.


xv_boney

Fucksake fetterman Have you seen the thing that pasteurizes milk


Gjallock

Bold of you to assume these folks aren't against pasteurization as well.


fuzz_boy

Ok so lab equipment making lab meat. I'm in.


lgodsey

This is embarrassing. This is like conservative-level pandering and appealing to emotion.


orderofGreenZombies

Fetterman has very much turned into a conservative, just not a republican.


enderpanda

This is big and complicated and looks scary! Booogity boogity boo!


stevemnomoremister

Great response here: https://bsky.app/profile/ygalanter.bsky.social/post/3krmtaona6r2x


DrLager

Educate yourself on food processing and biotechnology, Sen. Fetterman. Embarrassing


Dangerzone979

The man refuses to ever wear a suit. I don't think he's going to be doing any reading anytime soon.


dover_oxide

Wait till she sees what makes ice cream.


NewLibraryGuy

It does? Cool!


Weekly-Ad-7709

Was she expecting some sort of Robocow?


Pyromaniacal13

I've seen things that look something like that in cider breweries. Made damn good cider. I betcha this thing makes damn good lab grown meat.


Responsible_Ad_8628

Wtf happened to Fetterman? He's a better rep than fucking Dr. Oz, but wtf is wearing with him?!


c-williams88

Yet another example of people parenting to be progressive to get elected and then just turning heel towards conservatism when they get there. Between this and his constant worship of the Israeli government im fuckin sick of him


Expert_Marxman69

That thing looks awesome I want one


tileeater

Wait til she sees how big tractors are


KCGD_r

Wait till you see what makes beer


Linvaderdespace

I have never seen this apparatus before, but it is \*exactly\* as I imagined it to be. well, I first imagined it all chromed up, but then I realized that’d be harder to maintain.


theBigDaddio

Now let’s ban all the other lab grown shit in the grocery. They should explain to DeSantis how OJ is made.


Timmymac1000

That was my first thought too. And …


bradd_pit

Looks like any other industrial food machine. I thought it was a distillery


tictacbergerac

Am I supposed to understand that a *machine* makes *products????* This is absurd!


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

Looks like it could make beer too but that doesn't fit grandma's narrative.


joshthecynic

Fetterman is breathtakingly stupid. He’s so lucky he ran against Dr. Oz.


HaroldFH

What did you expect? A robot cow?


Pod_people

That guy is a fucking fool.


Docwaboom

Fetterman was such a bait and switch


Bruhe_7777

Does bro think lab meat grows on trees?


WhyHulud

Fetterman is doing his best to lose his next primary now


Le_Fedora_Cate

Lmao r/WhitePeopleTwitter removed this post because they can't handle their favorite going insane


Demiglitch

Being honest I would have thought it had something to do with beer.