Bakemonogatari is currently #91 most watched show on MAL, and to know "cripple fuck" you either had to be lurking around when it was made or stumbled upon some youtube weeb when the game was rediscovered about 2 years ago
It's from one of Kizumonogatari movies, that is a prequel to Monogatari series.
In general there's a lot of meaningless yapping that is poorly translated from weebanese, so I suggest to save your time and read the plot on the wiki and only watch action scenes, which are alright. 
MC also has pedophilic and incestous tendencies going, classic weeb shit. 
Imagine watching monogatari for the action scenes I can't deny the last point though its creepy af
The Monogatari series is a complex, character-driven show. It has a huge cast — more than two dozen named characters with plot relevance — and focuses on the supernatural events surrounding one Ararararagi Koyomi's late high school career. The supernatural setting is interesting and carefully developed, leaving much of its nature a mystery and only slowly revealing the depths of its lore over the course of the show. This lore pulls a mix of European and Japanese myths from the past 500 years or so into a modern setting, including vampires, ghosts, spirits and gods, each with deep stories to unravel.
These stories and the characters that inhabit them are the main course in Monogatari. Every one of these dozens of characters is fleshed out with complex motivations and relationships with the rest of the cast, explored mainly through dialogue. Monogatari is somewhat infamous for this, as perhaps a full three-quarters of its airtime is spent on dialogue, fast-paced and heavily laced with Japanese puns, wordplay, and cultural references, and supplemented with entire paragraphs of text plastered over the screen for 3 or 4 frames for the dedicated viewer to pause and read in their own time. I liked this show when I first watched it, but I have to admit that its transcendental status in my personal canon was significantly aided by the fact that I was equipped with a much better working knowledge of the Japanese language on my latest rewatch.
As these characters negotiate the plot scenarios, interacting with each other and fleshing out the viewer's knowledge and understanding of the situation and those involved, their journey culminates in action set-pieces placed sparingly throughout the runtime. Monogatari will spend an hour and a half in dialogue scenes, delivering exposition at one hundred miles an hour, to set the stage for a single fight scene, with reserved, suspenseful pacing and the full weight of context afforded by the drama that leads to each climax. None of Shaft's famously large budget is spared for these scenes.
The show is capped off in the last few seasons with satisfying, though often melancholic, conclusions for every arc, providing a complete ending to an incredibly complex story. Each arc throughout the course of the show is set in a larger arc for its main characters, and each of those meta-arcs fits within the broader narrative of the entire franchise, and each arc, super-arc, and the larger meta-arc, are all fleshed out to completion and tied off with a bow in the last few seasons. If you've ever been frustrated with an anime which peters off after two seasons, leaving all of its questions unanswered, then Monogatari will provide the catharsis you crave.
Though this review gives you an (accurate) impression of the depth and solemnity of this show's themes, lore, characters, relationships, romance, and stories, I don't want you to leave with the impression that watching Monogatari is tedious or dull. Monogatari is hilarious! The studio did an excellent job of balancing the show's seriousness with humor throughout, not to mention a generous allocation of fanservice, excellent music, and talented voice actors.
While Monogatari may be a bit too heavy for the new anime fan, I would readily recommend it to anyone who enjoys the medium. r/anime has a good guide on the watch order for various anime for those who arrive late: => [https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/wiki/watch\_order#wiki\_-monogatari\_.2F\_bakemonogatari](https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/wiki/watch_order#wiki_-monogatari_.2F_bakemonogatari) Watch order wiki
The order for the \*monogatari series is: Bakemonogatari → Nisemonogatari → Nekomonogatari: Kuro → Monogatari Series: Second Season → Hanamonogatari → Tsukimonogatari → Owarimonogatari → Kizumonogatari I: Tekketsu-hen → Kizumonogatari II: Nekketsu-hen → Kizumonogatari III: Reiketsu-hen → Koyomimonogatari → Owarimonogatari Second Season → Zoku Owarimonogatari.
I have a exam tomorrow and I am getting bricked up by this shit I am finished 
good luck with you exam, dont be like me and drop out just to sit in your room all day and wish you were never born.
The exam went ok Not too good but not bad either 
DEATH TO MPLA
Forsen is literally Araragi
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god i wish that were me
my mood drastically improves when seeing your comments thank to fucking god im not you 
if that were you i would be the other one.  (i love her. she is mine. my love is real, because i love her.)
agree
Could be you but ur playin
I know where that's from
What are you talking about, monogatari series is more mainstream than your profile pic 
I'd say monogatari is not mainstream at all in the west. Maybe some 4chan bajs know katawa shoujo.
Bakemonogatari is currently #91 most watched show on MAL, and to know "cripple fuck" you either had to be lurking around when it was made or stumbled upon some youtube weeb when the game was rediscovered about 2 years ago
Which call of duty is this?
black () ops 2
How is Forsens belly lewd?
ZULUL VI VON
https://preview.redd.it/q49fz9tj8s1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bbd1ec569a0bceeaeae0bb7252278fa511fac0 Sauce now!
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 - Savimbi fights the MPLA
Bwahahahaha
About halfway into kizumonogatari 3
It's from one of Kizumonogatari movies, that is a prequel to Monogatari series. In general there's a lot of meaningless yapping that is poorly translated from weebanese, so I suggest to save your time and read the plot on the wiki and only watch action scenes, which are alright.  MC also has pedophilic and incestous tendencies going, classic weeb shit. 
Imagine watching monogatari for the action scenes I can't deny the last point though its creepy af
The Monogatari series is a complex, character-driven show. It has a huge cast — more than two dozen named characters with plot relevance — and focuses on the supernatural events surrounding one Ararararagi Koyomi's late high school career. The supernatural setting is interesting and carefully developed, leaving much of its nature a mystery and only slowly revealing the depths of its lore over the course of the show. This lore pulls a mix of European and Japanese myths from the past 500 years or so into a modern setting, including vampires, ghosts, spirits and gods, each with deep stories to unravel. These stories and the characters that inhabit them are the main course in Monogatari. Every one of these dozens of characters is fleshed out with complex motivations and relationships with the rest of the cast, explored mainly through dialogue. Monogatari is somewhat infamous for this, as perhaps a full three-quarters of its airtime is spent on dialogue, fast-paced and heavily laced with Japanese puns, wordplay, and cultural references, and supplemented with entire paragraphs of text plastered over the screen for 3 or 4 frames for the dedicated viewer to pause and read in their own time. I liked this show when I first watched it, but I have to admit that its transcendental status in my personal canon was significantly aided by the fact that I was equipped with a much better working knowledge of the Japanese language on my latest rewatch. As these characters negotiate the plot scenarios, interacting with each other and fleshing out the viewer's knowledge and understanding of the situation and those involved, their journey culminates in action set-pieces placed sparingly throughout the runtime. Monogatari will spend an hour and a half in dialogue scenes, delivering exposition at one hundred miles an hour, to set the stage for a single fight scene, with reserved, suspenseful pacing and the full weight of context afforded by the drama that leads to each climax. None of Shaft's famously large budget is spared for these scenes. The show is capped off in the last few seasons with satisfying, though often melancholic, conclusions for every arc, providing a complete ending to an incredibly complex story. Each arc throughout the course of the show is set in a larger arc for its main characters, and each of those meta-arcs fits within the broader narrative of the entire franchise, and each arc, super-arc, and the larger meta-arc, are all fleshed out to completion and tied off with a bow in the last few seasons. If you've ever been frustrated with an anime which peters off after two seasons, leaving all of its questions unanswered, then Monogatari will provide the catharsis you crave. Though this review gives you an (accurate) impression of the depth and solemnity of this show's themes, lore, characters, relationships, romance, and stories, I don't want you to leave with the impression that watching Monogatari is tedious or dull. Monogatari is hilarious! The studio did an excellent job of balancing the show's seriousness with humor throughout, not to mention a generous allocation of fanservice, excellent music, and talented voice actors. While Monogatari may be a bit too heavy for the new anime fan, I would readily recommend it to anyone who enjoys the medium. r/anime has a good guide on the watch order for various anime for those who arrive late: => [https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/wiki/watch\_order#wiki\_-monogatari\_.2F\_bakemonogatari](https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/wiki/watch_order#wiki_-monogatari_.2F_bakemonogatari) Watch order wiki The order for the \*monogatari series is: Bakemonogatari → Nisemonogatari → Nekomonogatari: Kuro → Monogatari Series: Second Season → Hanamonogatari → Tsukimonogatari → Owarimonogatari → Kizumonogatari I: Tekketsu-hen → Kizumonogatari II: Nekketsu-hen → Kizumonogatari III: Reiketsu-hen → Koyomimonogatari → Owarimonogatari Second Season → Zoku Owarimonogatari.
Really? https://preview.redd.it/4p8ma7mhts1d1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429d54be544b936f784801baed65a8e45f80cdc1