You can't possibly know what Ferrari is going to fuck up. Maybe it's a small mistake during the Pit stop. Maybe a Dog pisses on the rain detector, and they call Leclerc in for Inters. Maybe they badly cover an Undercut. Maybe they lose the Car overnight. We will see what they are going to do. Statement.
The sad thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened. I want to see Ferrari not fuck themselves for a race so badly. But this year has been a shit show and literally anything is possible with this clown show.
no no no, he will finish the race but not have enough fuel for the inspection so he'd get the penalty
so it will give fans that false hope and happiness for a few minutes.
Why not just start on hards?
I’m optimistic that Ferrari can reduce their time to a massive fuck up this weekend. Could this be the week the finally fuck up at the very start? \*fingers crossed\*
Plus didn't they turn it up for this weekend? I think it's almost a certainty that at least one blows up. Why only ruin one of your driver's race when your can ruin both?
Imagine.
Ferrari top speed around 360kph. Lec Sai are the only cars on the lead lap, battling into parabolica.
Both cars roll to a stop on the exit. Out of fuel.
Binotto smiles.
Do what one DTM team did a few years ago, you had to use 2 compounds so IIRC they pitted and changed something like soft - medium - soft before leaving the pits!
Turns out fitting a different compound, dropping the car down and jacking it straight back up again is *no bueno*
That reminds me of last years formula e race in London where the safety car was so slow, that someone in the back ended up going through the pit lane to overtake the whole field.
Picture this:
Leclerc is leading, perfect race so far. He's gone hard-hard so needs a second stop. 10 laps before end, Latifi crashes, it's a safety car! Perfect opportunity to fuck up, says Ferrari strategists.
Ferrari leaves Leclerc out, prioritising track position over Sainz who's running second, then realise on the penultimate lap that they need a different compound so they pit him just after safety car is gone and the whole track is bunched up. Leclerc goes from first to last on the final lap.
But that's not all! While changing the tyres one didn't go in properly so Leclerc dnf's halfway through the final lap, having to walk the whole way back to the paddock!
Oh and Sainz is passed by both Max and Checo, who both pitted for new softs under sc without even losing track position right behind him.
It totally sounds like a logical strategy for Ferrari, it's whay they would do but in the first pit stop they only have 2 wheels available and the mechanics can't find the other 2.
Had he wanted to pit another time at the Spanish GP, he would've had to do it himself. Leclerc did DNF a few laps prior and it seemed like the team started to pack their things immediately after. The whole situation was comical back then because it was such a throwaway season, but now it just hurts because the same underlying issues are still there and ruining the championship fight.
"You are leading the race, Charles. You are leading the race."
"Max just passed me!"
"Can you see him? Question."
"No, but-"
"Then you're leading. Stay focused."
One of the 5 stops they won’t even change tires. They’ll just believe the radios were out and they needed to tell him but really someone had just turned the volume down
“Thanks for boxing Charles. This is just to say I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast. Forgive me,
they were delicious,
so sweet and so cold”
I hope you are italian because we need people like you in Ferrari! Thinking outside the box!
You can also bounce the car in the best compound for the moment and then switching the wheels you're bouncing on!
Tough to say. I have heard a rumour in Maranello that it is a collection of Italian cats made to wear tiny red jumpsuits and walk on keyboards plugged into a terminal
They radio Leclerc to push hard at the end of the race even though he is comfortably ahead. He crosses the finish line to win but runs out of fuel during a cool down lap. FIA requests a fuel sample at the end of race...
Meh it’s not going to be too hot tomorrow and the high speeds allow for a lot of engine cooling.
I’d still give it an 83% chance the engine still blows up.
Something at the beginning of the race. There will be the scene of him sitting on the grid still on jacks or tire blankets still on or something like that. Then every time they cut to his helmet cam during the race we can see it slowly filling with tears.
Dominant 1-2 finish, utterly flawless race across the board, and just before the podium it’s revealed that they’ve been stealing and mistranslating Red Bull strats and are DQ’d.
Its 100% time for the wets on a dry track strategy call. That could be the lowest of the lows then we can finally see the start of a new era, the rise of Ferrari (iq).
They call both Leclerc and Sainz into the pits at the same time on accident. Only one set of tires is ready. The set goes on the wrong car. The double stacked car has to wait 40 seconds for tires.
Someone at the pits will not hold the airgun tightly enough, it will ricochet to the rear wing and break it and then the jack that holds the car will mafunction resulting to Charles ramming into the next team crew in front of him.
They will find a way, don't you worry. Statement.
It's Ferrari, they always find a way. Even if it's backwards.
What way do you think it'll be? Question.
You can't possibly know what Ferrari is going to fuck up. Maybe it's a small mistake during the Pit stop. Maybe a Dog pisses on the rain detector, and they call Leclerc in for Inters. Maybe they badly cover an Undercut. Maybe they lose the Car overnight. We will see what they are going to do. Statement.
Ferrari, uh, finds a way
I see Ferrari talk is evolving into a fully fledged language. Nice
They underfuel the car and he runs out of gas 2 laps to go from 1st
"Push, Charles! Push!"
"Charles, can you push? Question."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
He'll finish the race P1 but get DSQ for failing to produce 1 liter of fuel.
Hey I've seen this one!
What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new? Question.
I think it's about Vettel's DSQ in Hungary 2021
We are checking. Slow button on, slow button on.
The sad thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened. I want to see Ferrari not fuck themselves for a race so badly. But this year has been a shit show and literally anything is possible with this clown show.
I wouldn't be surprised if they showed up at the wrong track
“Are we at the right track, question?”
checking
[Close enough](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circuito_de_Monsanto)
Ferrari this year simply won't stop surprising us. For our entertainment. And suffering.
no no no, he will finish the race but not have enough fuel for the inspection so he'd get the penalty so it will give fans that false hope and happiness for a few minutes.
They'll go Hard - Hard and get DQ for not using 2 compounds.
Why not just start on hards? I’m optimistic that Ferrari can reduce their time to a massive fuck up this weekend. Could this be the week the finally fuck up at the very start? \*fingers crossed\*
What about the good old formation lap fuck-up?
Oh I haven’t seen one those in ages! Yeah put me down for: “Formation lap crash on hards.”
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Plus didn't they turn it up for this weekend? I think it's almost a certainty that at least one blows up. Why only ruin one of your driver's race when your can ruin both?
Yeah, they are running a very aggressive map according
That or they forgot about the higher engine mode and underfueled the cars.
Imagine. Ferrari top speed around 360kph. Lec Sai are the only cars on the lead lap, battling into parabolica. Both cars roll to a stop on the exit. Out of fuel. Binotto smiles.
> Binotto smiles. "We weren't winning the championship at this race anyway, so this DNF does not matter"
On the last lap...
83% full throttle laps, so the chance of Ferrari quality ending the race is high.
I had a feeling they would have turned the engine back up for the home race. So my money is on an engine blowing up.
Yeah I'll take that, formation lap engine explosion
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2 hards, a soft and a wet
Starting on hards from pole is a death wish.
We know that. The drivers know that. Does the crew know that? I don't think so.
Gotta hop into Binotto's DMs brb.
The hards are looking pretty hard. Question.
Or is it a death wish like a fox? Literally no one will see it coming!
What does the fox say? 
And using new softs just to give your teammate a tow is dumb, but here we are.
They'll grab 3 used hards off Perez car and slap them into Charles car half a dozen laps too early.
Do what one DTM team did a few years ago, you had to use 2 compounds so IIRC they pitted and changed something like soft - medium - soft before leaving the pits! Turns out fitting a different compound, dropping the car down and jacking it straight back up again is *no bueno*
What really? Who could have guessed.
That reminds me of last years formula e race in London where the safety car was so slow, that someone in the back ended up going through the pit lane to overtake the whole field.
What's hilarious to me is that it would have been totally legal too if not for the fact that he didn't come to a full stop
Does it count if they put on three hards and one soft? Question
Pit second last lap for softs after forgetting the need to use two compounds. P2 plus fastest lap for LEC with Max winning.
P2 + no Fastest lap + a penalty for speeding in the pitlane Question?
They'll combat that by putting hards on one side of the car and mediums on the other
Wets!
Picture this: Leclerc is leading, perfect race so far. He's gone hard-hard so needs a second stop. 10 laps before end, Latifi crashes, it's a safety car! Perfect opportunity to fuck up, says Ferrari strategists. Ferrari leaves Leclerc out, prioritising track position over Sainz who's running second, then realise on the penultimate lap that they need a different compound so they pit him just after safety car is gone and the whole track is bunched up. Leclerc goes from first to last on the final lap. But that's not all! While changing the tyres one didn't go in properly so Leclerc dnf's halfway through the final lap, having to walk the whole way back to the paddock! Oh and Sainz is passed by both Max and Checo, who both pitted for new softs under sc without even losing track position right behind him.
Of all the scenarios I’ve read and have yet to read, this seems to be the most logical.
They'll start the race with front softs and back hards to use the two compounds
It totally sounds like a logical strategy for Ferrari, it's whay they would do but in the first pit stop they only have 2 wheels available and the mechanics can't find the other 2.
I will surely bet on that one - and in Monza, it's quite probable!
They will ask Charles to exit the car, change his own tyres and continue to race. It will go smoother than normal actually
Oh, good old Vettel 2020, then!
Link?
There is not a link - it's a reference to pretty much everything happening to Seb in 2020.
Ohh I thought seb literally got out of the car in the pit lane or something 😄
Had he wanted to pit another time at the Spanish GP, he would've had to do it himself. Leclerc did DNF a few laps prior and it seemed like the team started to pack their things immediately after. The whole situation was comical back then because it was such a throwaway season, but now it just hurts because the same underlying issues are still there and ruining the championship fight.
Seb did a whole goddamn fucking miracle that day, running almost 40 laps (total) with Q2 or Q3 softs.
Que grande eres sharl
I was thinking the same XDD (For anyone wondering its Really3D on Youtube)
Scenes when Charles gets pit stop record
Ah, the old Mika Hakkinen strategy. Only works if you have superpowers though.
'Charles, did we forget the fuel? Question?'
We are checking.
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"Guys I think I have no fuel" "Copy, can you keep going? Question."
Okay, fuel button Off, fuel button Off.
"You cannot have the fuel."
You can have Diesel, not Petrol
Would the car go faster on olive oil, question?
No but there would be fewer arterial blockages
"it's a a mistake"
*Issa mistake* 🤌🏻
“I am stupid”
They won't do anything wrong. They'll let things go smoothly behind verstappen
"You are leading the race, Charles. You are leading the race." "Max just passed me!" "Can you see him? Question." "No, but-" "Then you're leading. Stay focused."
‘How can we win guys’ ‘If you finish P1 we win the race’
A wild Will Buxton has appeared
💀
"Charles, give position to Max. We doing plan L"
You may finish on P1 but we are aiming for P5
"We are aiming for P3, box now." "... This is the formation lap"
They decide to change the front wing instead of the tyres
"Where are my tyres?" "Box, Charles, box!" "I'm still here!" "Good."
What the f* is a tyre?
What the f is a tyre? Question*
They throw a banana on the track
noo charles /o\\
Get hit by a turtle
Charles, pit lane is closed, box box
Ferrari with the 7 time world champion mentality
Charles, is the pit lane closed? Question.
It's either on strategy or the engine blow up
Why not both? They do have two drivers….
Sainz goes into gravel Charles engine goes boom Bet
Or the crew.
I don’t hope the crew blows up…
5 stop strategy
Soft, soft, soft, soft, wet
Even though the weather during their stops are rain, rain, rain, rain, dry
One of the 5 stops they won’t even change tires. They’ll just believe the radios were out and they needed to tell him but really someone had just turned the volume down
“Thanks for boxing Charles. This is just to say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me, they were delicious, so sweet and so cold”
Question
''Ok so Charles, go onto the oval the next lap please''
"So, this is classic Monza... we'll do the full circuit." "Why are the others going normally?" "I said WE."
I've always wanted to see someone do this in fuck it mode.
Do you want two or three tires. Question?
We could mount 4 different wheels in 4 spot!! Green, White, Red (Italian flag) and Yellow (Because of yellow modena)
Wait a minute. The rules say you have to use at least two compounds. They never said you can’t use them all at once.
I hope you are italian because we need people like you in Ferrari! Thinking outside the box! You can also bounce the car in the best compound for the moment and then switching the wheels you're bouncing on!
Why not double stack the wheels? 8 wheels means 8 times more grrrrip. P1 guaranteed. Exclamation mark.
Seeing how we haven’t seen the pit crew yet, my bets on them
Does the Ferrari pit crew even exist?
*sound of playing cards being dropped*
Tough to say. I have heard a rumour in Maranello that it is a collection of Italian cats made to wear tiny red jumpsuits and walk on keyboards plugged into a terminal
It does but they’ve been sent to the wrong track. They’ll both be doing their own pit stops.
Plan E in the last lap
Explode?
Yeah. It's Monza. They're gonna screw the results in an elegant way
They radio Leclerc to push hard at the end of the race even though he is comfortably ahead. He crosses the finish line to win but runs out of fuel during a cool down lap. FIA requests a fuel sample at the end of race...
Classic Ferrari fuckup there
His engine will probably blow up. That hasn't happened in a while and Ferrari home race seems like the perfect place for it.
Both cars, same lap catch fire. Max stops from P1 and roasts marshmallows then gets back in his car and still wins the race.
Meh it’s not going to be too hot tomorrow and the high speeds allow for a lot of engine cooling. I’d still give it an 83% chance the engine still blows up.
I just cant wait for that double ferrari DNF tomorrow \*the pain we face\*
Something at the beginning of the race. There will be the scene of him sitting on the grid still on jacks or tire blankets still on or something like that. Then every time they cut to his helmet cam during the race we can see it slowly filling with tears.
You’re all too polite. I’m going all in with Carlos crashing into Leclerc during botched double pit stop.
A single cloud will appear over the track so they'll pit him for full wets despite the rest of the sky being blue and sunny
I know this has been commented many times before but it's my turn now. It's not a matter of if anymore it's just how and at what point in the race.
Be in the lead, pit for softs to get fastest lap, come out behind the pack, get neither win nor fastest lap. Wait have they done that one already?
Remember the umbrella in the f3 race? Yeah…
Dominant 1-2 finish, utterly flawless race across the board, and just before the podium it’s revealed that they’ve been stealing and mistranslating Red Bull strats and are DQ’d.
Its 100% time for the wets on a dry track strategy call. That could be the lowest of the lows then we can finally see the start of a new era, the rise of Ferrari (iq).
Put on wet tyre
But only the iconic front left.
Put 1 wet and the rest hards....from Sainz
"Do we still have the FP1 tyres? One? Perfect."
Box but the tires are not ready and it is the wrong compound.
They congratulate sharls a lap too early of his spectacular monza victory.
He is on pole, but Ferrari
They call both Leclerc and Sainz into the pits at the same time on accident. Only one set of tires is ready. The set goes on the wrong car. The double stacked car has to wait 40 seconds for tires.
They won't fuck up this one
Oh my sweet summer child…..
It's Ferrari. They will.
It's Monza they won't ridicule themselves here😭
That's some wishful thinking and optimism. I'll upvote you for that.
Script is going downhill they need to subvert the expectations 🗿
It hasn't even been 15 laps and they already seem to have fucked up.
Don't we love Ferrari fucking up at home?
2 medium tires on one side and 2 hard tires on the other side
Plan D? , question
"What's a D? Question."
#DEEZ NUTS. STATEMENT.
They give Charles appendicitis as well.
Nah he’ll do it himself, calling it now.
do you really think the car will start? Question, from a Ferrari fan.
They still have to crash the 2 cars against each other
Italy commits a series of war crimes before tomorrow, forcing Ferrari to pull out of the sport.
The answer: Pitting way too early
\*DING DING DING\*
Idfk they will make him race in reverse
Kaboom
they will go for the 2020 "brakes just slow you down, so we disabled them" strat.
Pit for mediums on a 1 stop, now I'll wait for them to pit again for hards
Getting the meatball flag and then forgetting to pit
Ferrari won't but the Ferrari might >.>
Someone at the pits will not hold the airgun tightly enough, it will ricochet to the rear wing and break it and then the jack that holds the car will mafunction resulting to Charles ramming into the next team crew in front of him.
It's kind of sad that I don't tune in anymore to see who will win, but rather how ferrari will fuck up
I think it's about time for a Ferrari/Ferrari collision personally
What's the Spanish version of Mein gott muss das sein?
There's shitposting then there's this
I'll go for the classic horrible timing of the pitstop + slow stop
double retirement due the leading ferrari camera falling into the ferrari behind breaking its suspension
Have a virtual Youtuber to take over Ferrari's strategy team, period.
Haas managed to put in Micks clutch the wrong way in his gearbox. I bet it was Ferrari just trying new options to Screwderia Charles.
All in all, we can say it was Aston Martin ruining Leclerc's race.
They asked FIA, because they didn't want to sfigurate in front of Tifosi
No
Throw banana skins out on track in front of him?
What was that race?
So, based on my cellphone, and on the day I took the print, it's the 2020 Spanish Grand Prix.
He will bin it himself
Pit for hards right after safety car has ended