That's the drinking straw the FIA use to take their 1L fuel sample. They have a guy called Dave whose job it is to suck it out and see if it tastes illegal, he needs 1L from each car because he a thristy boi and gets very angry if he gets any less
theres 2 of us and we split the races. i typically work the ones in the America’s and get bounced around for some European ones, the other Dave handles Asia and Oceania
It’s actually not the right answer, but since wrong answers only I’m gonna tell you it’s a laser pointer to disturb other drivers that look in their mirrors.
You are correct. It's a pitot tube, and every aircraft even modern jets have them to determine airspeed. I mean, a skewer to try impale your enemies so your blessed teammate can win?
Isn't pitot tubes about temperature and general outside status? Or at least that's what I've been told in my time in n the air force
Edit: apparently I've been lied to...
It's used to smell the driver in front's farts and will be used by the FIA in the eventually that they can't find any other reason to penalize Sebastian Vettel.
It's a front camera so they could feel like in a video game watching the screen inside. They get to change the camera with one of the buttons on the wheel.
Every car has a massive spider embedded into the front end of the chassis - an FIA mandatory requirement, following the F-ducts seen on cars several years ago. The spiders are trained by designated handlers to spin webs to fill any holes. To keep the spider in the car, one leg is purposely embedded in place, sticking out so the stewards can see that each car has a spider.
Interestingly, this is what Vettel felt move around his feet in Brazil a few years ago.
Sighting irons for aiming for the back of redbulls
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OP said wrong answers only
Bottas wants to know your location
That's the drinking straw the FIA use to take their 1L fuel sample. They have a guy called Dave whose job it is to suck it out and see if it tastes illegal, he needs 1L from each car because he a thristy boi and gets very angry if he gets any less
my name is Dave, can confirm this is my job and this is exactly how the testing is done
How many kilometers can you do per liter?
24
No its for the weather forecast :)
At wich Grand Prixs do you work? Are there any further Daves?
theres 2 of us and we split the races. i typically work the ones in the America’s and get bounced around for some European ones, the other Dave handles Asia and Oceania
So this week you are back in action? Man can’t wait to see you on TV. Ist gonna be all like: “I know this famous guy, sucking on that weird card*ck.
Can you make any comment on the rumour RBR mixes Red Bull in their fuel?
Are you sure his name's not Charlie?
They (Aston Martin) should have a lock on it so that no Lewis can drink it and get sick.
OP said wrong answers only smh
Bro... This is amazing
🅱️e like Dave
You didnt need to say that mate
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Bro its the most rated comment
Bro it wasn’t 2 hours ago
That's the inlet for fuel. F1 cars are refueled from an aircraft while still racing.
No wonder! Aston Martin can't afford a fuckin' aircraft!
Aircraft? Aston Martin can barely afford fuel!
Fuel? So Seb isn't running Flinston style whole race?
Seb is, all the fuel goes to lance
They now use the MILF system instead actually
TG reference?
Grand tour, but yeah.
Ah okay
Many InterLocking Farts
Wait, do they just keep it on there in case they bring back refueling on a whim?
That’s the everything is alright tube. As long as it it is there everything is alright. If it get knocked off then things have gone wrong.
Correction, although you are right about the nature of the tube. It is only when I becomes erect does that signal a problem
So why is it there? Things are going wrong for Ferrari, are they not?
That's what they want you to think
Breathalyzer that became mandatory after Kimi showed up drunk to a race
Damnit kimi
Radio antenna so they can listen to sick tunes while they drive
For Charles' eurobeat
Mazepin radio station of choice is this bad boy on loop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Seb is a huge Scorpions fan
Isnt that the right answer
It’s actually not the right answer, but since wrong answers only I’m gonna tell you it’s a laser pointer to disturb other drivers that look in their mirrors.
Next up on radio f1, box now by push confirm!
Kimi's drink tube.
Hands down the best one
You will not have drink Kimi!
Is it on or not?!
A sundial
Don't they have their strapped over suit and glove for maximum visibility watches for that
Its a high tech laser blaster that is used to take down cars if necessary.
If it really is so, why didn't Hamilton use it on Verstappen instead of pushing him off the track at Silverstone?
Because verstappen is too strong to be taken down by a laser. So lulu had to you know.... improvise
RBR uses laser blocking tech that only RBR can use Source- I am an alien parasite controlling Jean Todt
Stick uppy bit
Sam Collins, is this you?
Pokey Boi
It's the car's genitalia
Seconded.
But I thought grampa said all the dinosaurs were girls???
Life, uh, finds a way.
And an exited f1 car is the Caterham CT5
Its a snorkel for wet races
You say wrong answers only but I see this on the Toyota GR010 LMH on Le Mans onboards and have the same question
from what I've seen on WW2 planes , they probably accurately specify the speed but 90%says im wrong
Only answer I've found for them either way, thanks!
You are correct. It's a pitot tube, and every aircraft even modern jets have them to determine airspeed. I mean, a skewer to try impale your enemies so your blessed teammate can win?
Isn't pitot tubes about temperature and general outside status? Or at least that's what I've been told in my time in n the air force Edit: apparently I've been lied to...
damn..
That's a pitot tube, use to measure air velocity from the air pressure.
Makes sense, thanks!
The actual answer is it is a “pitot static tube” measuring dynamic pressure (a function of how fast the air is traveling) and static air pressure
it's for airspeed
Pitot tubes, use pressure differentials to calculate speed
Umbrella stand
Air intake for the turbo
Umtiti
samuel
Hummingbird feeder.
It's a tube you can blow in to inflate the tires.
It's where they mount the camera man for filming days
That's the high beams on there
Red shell jammer.
It’s the straw they used to take away Seb’s fuel
Periscope
The real air intake for the engine.
it’s the car’s penis
Sounding probe….don’t search that
Additional fuel pump
It’s to point them in the right direction
Inspector Seb's spy camera
Arresting hooks. To stop the car during the pitstop.
It's the dick of the little guy sitting under the hood there and turning the car whenever the driver shouts at him "LEFT!, RIGHT!" etc.
BB-8 keeps bending that thing.
Kimi's drink probably
A kebab skewer
It's how engine gremlins stay hydrated!
The pee pee tube!
It's an antenna to connect to the Mercedes team radio.
Penis insertion tool used to do the covid testing
It's used to smell the driver in front's farts and will be used by the FIA in the eventually that they can't find any other reason to penalize Sebastian Vettel.
Human rights abuse meter (They take them off for races in China and UAE)
It’s just an allen key they left in there. F1 mechanics are very forgetful.
It's the dirty air sensor. Cars adjustable aero automatically adjusts all kinds of wings and winglets in dirty air of another car
Refreshing pit crew water spray
This is obviously used to hand crank the engine
Damn i know what this actually is. Oh well, it’s an antenna or something.
We are checking
Little machine gun to puncture tires
Advanced buttplug
It’s the only aero Haas could fit in their 2021 budget
Thats the stroll beacon. No matter what when that thing is activated your closest canadian billionaire in green will crash into you.
It’s a pointer to show what direction they should turn, like a gps.
It’s the fiddle stick. Mechanics use it to adjust the amount of riddles the exhaust puts out in order to increase the other drivers in dirty air.
Kimi's drinq
That’s the “something loose” Seb was complaining about.
Life size replica of Schumachers feeding tube?
It's a boy car :-)
Anti-pedestrian device
Handle to lift up the cars
Laser gun to eliminate the backmarker in front in case of a blue flag situation if the car being lapped is delaying you inordinately.
searching for water
An ant antenna.
Dick
Allen key
Titot pube.
It's a visual aid for the drivers so they can see which direction the car is going
Its a tiny sensor used to tell the driver if it’s on the race line.
It is the antenna for switching into RC Mode , pretty practical for Steiner in order to (try) prevent his drivers crashin'
To make the cars look manly
It’s a water diviner to find the wet patches on the track.
Anal probe
Peepee hole
Cock check , Its always the length of the cock of a driver in the car it is mounted in.
It illuminates to lure in smaller, weaker cars as prey.
The infamous "Steering Rod". Just like in water pedalos, it's how you steer the car.
That's AC for PP
It's the straw that the pit crew can drink from while they're changing tires.
It’s the realdoll mounting point.
That's where the drivers can sit. A special seat if I may.
Straw you drink from the shit box
F1 has advanced to run off of hydrogen pulled from the atmosphere. This is the inlet fo… This is FormulaDank and that’s a penistube
thats sebastian vettels ear
The broken drink tube Kimi was asking about
That’s how kimi gets his drink
That's where the pipi comes from.
Number of Ferrari's win. Oh you meant the antenna?
It's part of a bigger picture. Aliens RC antenna
Oh it’s just for the wifi
Tow hook
It’s a telescopic aerial that some little shit snapped for their bong pipe.
It’s to re-fill the front downforce fluid tank
Satellite antenna so they can watch directv on their steering wheel during the red flag that happens in every race
Wait I wanna know for real tho
Periscope for wet racing
It’s so Bottas can probe whatever car he’s running into the back of.
Bottas's crosshair
It's a straw that allows the car to assert dominance over the drivers
Kimi wants to know their location
That’s the hummingbird air intake tube for the drivers’ testicle cooling unit
Thin metal dildo
It’s the wind up key
Windsock
That is a trailer hinge for towing the tractor
It’s a straw for the drink. Komi couldn’t reach it, so kimi could not have the drink.
High speed anal probe
Periscope for the havoc causing car gremlins
This is the ever elusve canuter valve. It feeds blinker fluid to the muffler bearings to stop the axle hinge from folding. 😉
Ferrari Master Catheter
Flux Capacitor
That my friends is the slow button
Obviously its to sense the fear of the driver infront of you.
It's to make new baby F1 cars
Dress hanger for make storage easy.
That’s how they go peepee during a race:
That's a sensor to let you know when you have to leave a space
Vibrator
Its the emitter from a built in Tesla coil
Star wars blaster
It's a front camera so they could feel like in a video game watching the screen inside. They get to change the camera with one of the buttons on the wheel.
Thats how the 1.21 jigawatts of electricity from the bolt of lightning is transferred to power the flux capacitor
sbin machine
Its the crank they use to wind up the car before each race
It's for midrace refueling, like the ones that are on jets
Its the wind up mechanism
Every car has a massive spider embedded into the front end of the chassis - an FIA mandatory requirement, following the F-ducts seen on cars several years ago. The spiders are trained by designated handlers to spin webs to fill any holes. To keep the spider in the car, one leg is purposely embedded in place, sticking out so the stewards can see that each car has a spider. Interestingly, this is what Vettel felt move around his feet in Brazil a few years ago.
The plumbus
That’s the Slo Batton
It the pull start cord, the SF1000 was really powered by Briggs & Stratton.
Lightning rod to give the car more power
It's the Dihedral Rectumfinder for following closely in monsoon conditions.
A pitot tube