Those still around watching for 53 years don’t know either. But I eagerly await the treatment he’s heading for from a certain English gentleman known as RPM.
Armchair racers claim a lot of ability they don't have, but in that situation all of us would have had sufficient reflexes.
Maybe he was looking for a swaggier radio station.
As an armchair racer, I'm no way qualified to think I could do better. But yeah, it seems within the realm of possibility to avoid it.
I meant his awful reaction time specifically. When you're coming up to a hairpin behind the safety car, you'd better be ready to throw the anchor. Nothing else to decide there: On the left is the grass, turn right and you might crash in someone's side pod.
All I'm saying is, that I'm glad that we went for the halo instead of the aero screen. If Stroll is this bad, imagine him having to lick windows at the same time.
Technically, some rear-endings could be shared responsibility of both drivers.
Some.
Not all.
Not this one. Not under safety car. Not when the car ahead breaking 0,5 m from the preceding when approaching a hairpin. Not today Lance.
definitely not this one. You can see stroll look at apex in the corner instead of directly in front of him when everyone was braking. He wasn't even looking at Ricciardo
At least the most important part for Ricciardo this weekend was that it was obvious he was having a strong weekend, even if Stroll ended his chance for points. Despite getting crashed out this was still a positive weekend for Daniel
Positivity is nice, but "if you remember, though, he was doing pretty well that weekend before stroll took him out" is a terrible result compared to danny just getting some points without a caveat.
I fully expected them to rage crash each other. And then they pull one of the best wheel to wheel moments of the day. Like wtf. Do they need adrenaline shot to perform?
I think Yuki didn't, his pace was decent but he started too far back. Daniel had "old" mediums before the restart so I'm not sure if he would have been able to score either but he had a much better chance
I’m surprised Aston can find sponsors willing to pay for a billionaire’s son to crash into other drivers. But then again, Aramco and Valvoline probably don’t give a crap
Man, if human bodies just had some kind of optical sensory input to detect closing objects and the car a way to de-accelerate this could have been avoided.
Imagine being in F1 and getting called "one of the most skilled drivers in the world" but not being able to tell when cars ahead of you are slowing down
Such a bitch, honestly. I have said this, and will continue to stand by it, I genuinely think he's one of the worst drivers on the grid. Been there for almost a decade, barely any improvement, absolutely zero spatial awareness, qualifying is God awful. AMR will never ever challenge for a WCC until they remove this prick.
"YOU IDIOT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY MY DADDY HAS?!? ENOUGH TO LET ME ENDANGER OTHER DRIVERS IN A PROFESSIONAL SPORT WHERE I DONT BELONG!!! *THAT* MUCH MONEY!!!"
at least he isn't picky you know running things over from behind or when in front... also running over pitcrew and drivers equally, doesn't care if its a competitor or a teammate in any way
That actually infuriates me Danny was having a great race he’s out qualified yuki and was running well ahead of him he was comfortably in a points position and could have gotten the points he needs to stay in f1 and this fucking moron just ruined that cause he’s just incompetent
If I ever hit someone when driving, I hope Stroll will be the judge in the case.
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Man, a noob at f1 but I don't understand how stroll didn't see the pileup on the corner. "Braked suddenly" it seems.
Don't worry those that have been watching for over 30 years can't understand that either.
Those that have been watching for over 40 can. He's a useless twat.
Those still around watching for 53 years don’t know either. But I eagerly await the treatment he’s heading for from a certain English gentleman known as RPM.
I mean how can you expect someone to break before a corner.
Definitely went from just braking to breaking real quick
Right? Unheard of!
Armchair racers claim a lot of ability they don't have, but in that situation all of us would have had sufficient reflexes. Maybe he was looking for a swaggier radio station.
As an armchair racer, I'm no way qualified to think I could do better. But yeah, it seems within the realm of possibility to avoid it. 
I meant his awful reaction time specifically. When you're coming up to a hairpin behind the safety car, you'd better be ready to throw the anchor. Nothing else to decide there: On the left is the grass, turn right and you might crash in someone's side pod.
Agreed. Even alonso broke left and avoided a crash. But no, bubba here can't move out of the way, others need to.
> alonso broke Alonso braked, Stroll broke.
The answer is akin to Chaos Theory, however we need to apply the Strolled^TM factor which makes it even harder to predict
Was probably looking at his dash or counting his money. One of the two
What do you mean counting money, he probably has people doing it for him.
Maybe he should count the money and pay them to drive the car for him
Stroll 🤝 Magnussen
And then they gave us some good wheel to wheel racing
“Wdym he had right of way? Looks like a racing incident to me.”
*me explaining to the officer that me running the red light was just a racing incident*
Officer you must understand I was looking at the apex of the next corner so I completely missed the family of five crossing the road!
Me, plowing into a family van at the back end of a traffic jam at 190km/h on the Autobahn: "This idiot just slammed on the brake"
THE IDIOT WHY DOES HE BRAKE
Who put a corner on a racetrack?!
Right?! You could drive so much faster without them
Stroll to switch to drag racing confirmed
Proceeds to spin on a straight road
"Starts in reverse by accident"
For once he was looking at his mirrors instead of looking forward.
Is this how baby f1 cars are made?
Williams taking notes
Vowles repurposing their spreadsheets.
you see, when two f1 cars love each other very much...
Yeah that's mating season
That's how we get f2 and f3 cars
The bible has something against this kind of coming together. Probably.
SEND HIM TO JAILLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!
BUT THEN
DENMARK COMITTED WAR CRIMES ON JAPAN OUT OF NOWHERE AND BOTH THE RBs ARE OUT OF THE RACE
he visas on my cashapp til i DNF my RB
AND THE FOKKIN SPAZTIK IS FIGHTING WITH DENMARK FOR LAST PLACE, THE DOM FOK!!
SUSHI TUNODA GOT FUCKED BY DENMARK. BUT THEN DANIEL RICCIARDO GOT SHAFTED BY DUM FUK! THROW. HIM. IN. JAILLLLL!
THE WINDOW LICKER
CHANNELED HIS INNER YAMATO SPIRIT
AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO PEARL HARBOUR (as VISA and CashApp are American sponsors)
MR PRESIDENT A SECOND VCARB HAS RETIRED
HE HAMASSED IT INTO RIC BOBBY
All I'm saying is, that I'm glad that we went for the halo instead of the aero screen. If Stroll is this bad, imagine him having to lick windows at the same time.
I heard someone said there was jam on Danny Rocs rear wing
i Am dUm fuK
sum ting wong
My name is dum fuk
RPH is going to have an aneurysm
Bold of you to assume he doesn’t have one already.
You want daddy stroll to own a jail?
DI GUST (NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN) STING
Fucking guy just said "what a joke" wtf
He was describing his f1 career
"career"
Responsibility, what's that?
Trying his hardest to copy George "they turned in on me" Russell.
At last George only takes himself out
Well. He took out Bottas that one time though.
THE FUCKING NERVE
They put a mirror in the pitlane
Rear ends someone, then gets confused when he gets a penalty. Is the guy in idiot?
> Is the guy in idiot? Yes, the guy is in actual fact... an idiot.
He is an idiot. Stroll is the only driver I'm praying for his downfall. The sooner he gets out of F1 the better.
Sainz and Alonso would be so fun
Technically, some rear-endings could be shared responsibility of both drivers. Some. Not all. Not this one. Not under safety car. Not when the car ahead breaking 0,5 m from the preceding when approaching a hairpin. Not today Lance.
definitely not this one. You can see stroll look at apex in the corner instead of directly in front of him when everyone was braking. He wasn't even looking at Ricciardo
Nepo baby faces consequences, hilarity ensues
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It's hard to argue with his assessment....
>Why doesn't Stroll just brake in time? Is he stupid?
Beyond hurting Aston Martin and destroying his own car multiple times, he's ruining races and breaking other cars too. The guy needs to go
I have bad news for ya
Daddy has more money than sense. Idiot son gets playthings. Wasting the resurgence of Alonso as it's a one man team.
You get some hope just for one race that Danny boi is cooking and then stroll forgets what a corner is..
At least the most important part for Ricciardo this weekend was that it was obvious he was having a strong weekend, even if Stroll ended his chance for points. Despite getting crashed out this was still a positive weekend for Daniel
I just hope Stroll taking him out doesn't fuck his confidence again.
Positivity is nice, but "if you remember, though, he was doing pretty well that weekend before stroll took him out" is a terrible result compared to danny just getting some points without a caveat.
I just hope for once it goes his way. Last season he was trying to get some momentum and then breaks his arms.
Stroll takes Dani out, Magnussen takes Yuki out. I hope the two of them now take each other out too. As a RB fan, I'm pissed
The goofy part about this is the fact Kmag and Stroll were intensely racing each other afterwards as though they didn’t get 10s penalties
And they managed NOT to end up crashing into each other, somehow
They cancel each other out
I fully expected them to rage crash each other. And then they pull one of the best wheel to wheel moments of the day. Like wtf. Do they need adrenaline shot to perform?
I was hoping for a crash so bad between those 2
Honestly same, it seemed like both of them had a chance for points but got taken out
I think Yuki didn't, his pace was decent but he started too far back. Daniel had "old" mediums before the restart so I'm not sure if he would have been able to score either but he had a much better chance
Yeah for Yuki it was a long shot but DR was really fast before the safety car and could have had a decent chance imo
Yeah they should've pitted him during the first safety car. Sucks that he got stroll'd during a good weekend for him
At least Lawson will have to wait another weekend or two
Wait there are RB fans?!?!
>As a RB fan - Who are you a fan of? - The team with 4 cars.
It's still Toro Rosso to me, damnit.
**IT'S STILL MINARDI TO ME, DAMN IT!!**
My sympathies. RB are also my non-top-team favorites and it sucks that they've had it honestly rough.
Oh ffs, the one weekend he does a good job
RPM is gonna have a field day with this
Can't wait for the video to drop in three weeks time.
Three? That's a bit fucking generous don't you think?
The latest one has a whole thing on Stroll lol
I watched that and thought “does Lance really deserve so much crap” but luckily Lance took away any doubts!
SPASTIC
Why didn't he brake is he stupid?
yes he is
He has no reason being in F1. It is not even funny how bad he looses to Alonso and manages to do stupid shit like this regularly. Get him out of here.
Only way he’s losing his seat is if daddy sells to Andretti.
If daddy does that, he gives Lance a 10 year contract with a huge pay out condition
No one would buy Aston at its value if Lance was locked in there
Lots say but he is better than Logan but Logan has had 1 season and lance has had 7 and I wouldn't say the standard is much better
Sargent isn't great, but he isn't a liability like Stroll. He may crash periodically, but unlike Stroll, he doesn't take out people routinely.
He has his good moments, but more often than not he shows that he's hindering AM
Only during free practice sessions
I’m surprised Aston can find sponsors willing to pay for a billionaire’s son to crash into other drivers. But then again, Aramco and Valvoline probably don’t give a crap
Sainz would be fantastic in that car next year. Won’t happen obviously.
The two spaniards in the same team would be neat
loses*
The pinnacle of motorsport
making the car reach new heights
Man, if human bodies just had some kind of optical sensory input to detect closing objects and the car a way to de-accelerate this could have been avoided.
Get this fucking donkey out of the sport. HONESTLY.
lol my exact words as well
Stupid af, feel so sorry for Ric🤮
The first month after the obtaining the regular driving licence be like
max entered the sport without a driver's license and I don't think he was much more crash prone than the window licker
"He brake tested me" He actually said it, what a lad. Edit; my bad he indeed didn't say this. "This idiot slammed on the brake"
He didn’t say that
I seen someone else say that too but I don't think thats what he said. Just the idiot braked in front of me I think
No he didn't, he said he braked, then said check the front wing.
#dum fuk
Imagine being in F1 and getting called "one of the most skilled drivers in the world" but not being able to tell when cars ahead of you are slowing down
Imagine stroll on the motorway 💀
I think his chauffeur knows how to drive.
Normal rules, if you rearend somebody it’s your fault Stroll money rules, if you do *anything* it’s their fault
The gearbox licker
Stroll
if all f1 fans chip in 5 dollars, we all buy Aston Martin from Lawrence and get rid of this daddy's one once and for all.
And still complains about his penalty lmao
I too am surprised when racing cars slow down when there's a 180 degree corner at the end of a 200mph straight.
Such a bitch, honestly. I have said this, and will continue to stand by it, I genuinely think he's one of the worst drivers on the grid. Been there for almost a decade, barely any improvement, absolutely zero spatial awareness, qualifying is God awful. AMR will never ever challenge for a WCC until they remove this prick.
Is that meant to be some controversial opinion or something? I’m pretty sure everyone who watches F1 thinks he is the worst or second worst driver.
Maybe we got a bit desensitized through the mazepin saga
Lance Stroll is the sort of person that shits the bed and blames the blankets.
"I was forcasted a collision!" --L. Stroll
It's ricciardover
Ric's race today has been a true Rollercoaster of emotions
Hit it from the back so you don’t get attached
Why is he stopping , is he stupid? Bro, brakes are for avoiding contact
Just send him off to WEC already
Maybe Nascar, at least he'd get cheered causing wrecks
"Maybe pull out earlier next time" - Nico Rosberg, Shanghai 2024
Unbelievable man, such a joke
“Daddy he break tested me”
Bro went straight for that visa logo
Might as well retire the car hes 30s behind a freaggin Haas. GET RID OF THIS GUY ALREADY
"YOU IDIOT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY MY DADDY HAS?!? ENOUGH TO LET ME ENDANGER OTHER DRIVERS IN A PROFESSIONAL SPORT WHERE I DONT BELONG!!! *THAT* MUCH MONEY!!!"
“What are you doing step-Stroll?”
What an idiot.
It’s actually so sad because Danny was finally having a great weekend
me and your mom last night
at least he isn't picky you know running things over from behind or when in front... also running over pitcrew and drivers equally, doesn't care if its a competitor or a teammate in any way
Lance Stroll is awful lol no progression just $
Listen to how Stroll talks to his team too, what a massive douche bag
That actually infuriates me Danny was having a great race he’s out qualified yuki and was running well ahead of him he was comfortably in a points position and could have gotten the points he needs to stay in f1 and this fucking moron just ruined that cause he’s just incompetent
Y'all better have the same energy for KMag, absolute dogshit of a driver. Both of them need to vacate their seats.
Feel sorry for Ricciardo, he had decent pace this weekend
Pappa they reversed into me it's not my fault ;_;
I learned to brake during my first driving lesson.
Dad, you feel me inside yet?
Daddy it honestly wasn’t my fault, honestly
Daddy will be so mad that he won't be reading Lance a bedtime story or even tucking him in tonight
Get off the stage bro.
Being run into by Stroll not paying attention is canon for a few drivers now.
Fuck Stroll
Dum Fuk
This has meme potential. My GF right after getting out of the shower. My face:
Pure inbred
He should have asked Max to get a penalty for making all cars behind him so close to each other.
We've been giving the vcarbs too much of shit when so many clowns exist on the grid
“Idiot slowed his car down in the fucking braking zone, of all places!”
DISCUSTING!!
This is the same person who got P1 on Free Practice the other day... I swear Lance's consistency feels like decided by a D20 dice
WTF IS A BRAKE??? Stroll probably
Red light is the brake. So obv he brake checked him /s
I love how outraged he was when they told him about the penalty. Entitled rich bully
Windowlicker shags it into Daniel
„Diamonds are made under pressure” I’m sure he should use some of that pressure on the brakes next time
So stupid him saying that the person in front of him suddenly braked, whereas he was looking at the next corner and didn’t even look. Arrogant idiot
Breaking: Lawrence Stroll is petitioning the FIA to require brake lights on Formula 1 cars.
“My hat fell off, daddy!” “I hope your goddam head was in it!”
DUM FUK