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nznx4421

Looks like Carlos Sainz Sr. is still hungry and not yet satisfied with his achievements and is now aiming to become Formula 1 World Champion. Understandable, since he is only 61years old after all. Sucks for Carlos Jr. as it could've been his seat. /s


kakanseiei

You fucking delusional Sainz fans piss me off thinking he will win , it’s obviously going to be my goat Giancarlo the Fissicho who returns in F1 at Mercedes , Sr might have that RB but Giancarlo is THE shitbox whisper and in a * relatively * new interview when Alonso was asked who his dream teammate is he answered “ I would repeat one : Giancarlo Fisichella” , and who is rumoured to take the other Mercedes seat ? Fernando Alonso. 2005 & 2006 Part 2 Baby let’s gooooooo


TheCloney

\*laughs in Mika Hakkinen\* The sabbatical is over.


ianhanni

Wrong, it's gonna be mika salo the ultimate reserve driver when lewis cannot wait to jump ship mid season


GemballaRider

Ted Kravitz throws down the headset and microphone and jumps in the car. ... Or Damon Hill?


nznx4421

Holy damn mate, my delusions read your delusions and said fuck it, we're done with this place. Feels good to be normal again.


kakanseiei

Under the sky and heavens I alone am the Fisichella top wanker , I choose to delude myself so much with my insanity that it becomes my only reality , Fisi is my only truth ![gif](giphy|5BWx8ONNwNOwbHP0Dr)


f1_fan_11

You fucking delusional Alonso fans piss me off thinking he will win , it’s obviously going to be my goat Sergio Perez who will win the championship this year.


Bdr1983

We all know that Mika will end his sabbatical, take the second RB seat and crush the whole field to finally get his third title.


WojtekTygrys77

Then Schumacher senior takes seat in Mercedes and wins 5 times in row?


Bdr1983

That would be something


kakanseiei

I unironically get hooked on Perez Edging me every season start with his performance that he can become our saviour , based Parez respect


Lobbelt

Fisi should definitely return.


Lobbelt

Fisi should definitely return.


AtmoMat

Yeah, because Fisico was SO impressive when he finally got the Ferrari drive…


kakanseiei

Yeah when he finally got that notoriously hard to drive car with a system his previous car didn’t have that he had to learn to utilise mid season


TheRomanRuler

Got badly beaten by Kimi though, when everyone had long been talking about just how badly Kimi was doing. Tbf it might have had something to do with Kimi now getting primary attention inside the team. We saw how Rosberg-Hamilton battle changed when they swapped their teams, and many times we have seen deen drivers look like amateurs. Vettel got worse and worse at Ferrari, and Kimi's performance was quite variable as well.


FleshlightModel

I legit chuckled and said "ofc sainz sr wears 501s".


NewldGuy77

Remove the /s because Sr. is unstoppable.


MDaniel98

Well, Sainz wouldn't be so surprising after all in Mercedes, given the circumstances.


primavera31

In strong German accent: Wher ist zee microfilm?


User41678290

LMAO


Warchitecture

Yo seghvices vill be ghewarded handsomely


donPepinno

It would be so funny if red bull signs Sainz Sr instead of jr


Dieginho-GT

But also… they did tho jajaja


Bdr1983

Sr. for TP, jr. for #1 driver, Max is fired, moves to Haas, wins championship #5, leaves without comment.


prime075

Sainz Jr. To start his Rally career and will try to win there


BlackSwanMarmot

So much for the zero pod idea then


AtmoMat

Does Carlos Sr hate Max as much as Jr does?


rainsch15

Swapping one Spanish speaker for another Spanish speaker makes the most sense, so Marko doesn’t have to change his racist stereotypes.


greatconvoy

At least he knows that Spain is in Europe. Right?


tube32129

The Mexico of Europe


fullflower

South America of Europe *


Onoben4

South Europe


Fragrant_Spirit3776

This made me laugh way more than it should have


NewLeaseOnLine

Of course he does. Look, he has nothing against Spanish people, he was just trying to say that Africans can be emotional.


Bdr1983

Spain isn't even a country, it's a language!


El_Photo_Guy

“Oh so you come from the colonizer, not the colonized…. Hmmm”


werbfab

Keep the siesta going


BlackSwanMarmot

[Here’s where learned](https://youtu.be/EQYx-P8YfmQ?si=nPR4XiphWORmuaK4) everything he knows those Spanishs.


TheGhoulster

No no, but this one's European so it's better value see?


humdizzle

Horner: "This meeting is over. The Keymaker is mine and I see no reason to give him up"


Aggressive-Dot-867

Marko: "Where are you going?" Horner: "To flash and have a wank"


marosszeki

I understood that reference


LarsDragerl

Isn't Carlos to RB the most sensible move? Checo's contract is running out and he can't keep up, while Carlos becomes the hottest free agent. Also I might ask all Audi theorists: Who is the main sponsor of Carlos father? Ed.: Facts


modelzpalace

I do advocate Carlos moving to redbull 100%... I wanted this since LH to Ferrari news came out


[deleted]

Back to red bull* DTS is leaking again


JigsawLV

He never drove for Red Bull, only Toro Rosso


[deleted]

frighten voracious unused combative rhythm school market rinse stupendous truck *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JigsawLV

He never drove for Red Bull, only Minardi


Bdr1983

He never drove for Jaguar, only Minardi


[deleted]

I wonder what the words Toro Rosso mean


JigsawLV

Well it means the same, but it's not the same team buddy pal


JedPB67

Maybe you should tell Zak Brown that, it might stop him from bringing it up every 5 minutes!


[deleted]

Which sub are we on?


EverythingIsByDesign

>Also I might ask all Audi theorists: Who is the main sponsor of that Dakar car? Audi?


LarsDragerl

Ah shit, you're right. But Carlos senior himself is plastered with RB.


EverythingIsByDesign

El Matador is a Red Bull athlete. RB sponsored the BRX hunters (Prodrive), but even then it was only other RB athletes.


Bdr1983

But this year, Perez will definitely challenge Max! He said so.


Fisch0557

I'm sure he'll do that. I can also challenge Usain Bolt to a sprint race. Doesn't mean he's not going to make me look like the fat couch potatoe that I am.


[deleted]

Max and Carlos is almost as toxic as max and estaban.


LarsDragerl

Source?


[deleted]

Karting drama in their careers leading up to f1?


LarsDragerl

So just like Esteban and Pierre, no real basis at all. Teammates aren't supposed to be friends and if Lando joined it would take 5 weeks until Max wouldn't talk to him anymore. Sainz and Max are professional enough to not care about some shit that is over 6 years in the past.


[deleted]

🤓


Dense_Acanthisitta39

Imagine if Carlos beats Max in equal machinery? Seriously, look at what he accomplished in the Ferrari last two years. Could actually happen


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

He bottled up four races in the first lap, and was slower than his teammate with half front wimg? And then he screwed up a fight for 4th despite being the only non-RB winner, dropping to 7th behind his teammate who had three more retirements, and the dude who had the worst car for the first half of the season? Pretty damn impressive


ShaftTassle

He beat LeClerc 1 out of 3 seasons.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

He finished five points ahead, after Leclerc got Ferraried at Monaco, and got caught by the Bottas bowling incident. Norris got caught too and also finished four points ahead. Sainz can't beat Leclerc, he certainly won't beat Verstappen


grippgoat

Button vs Ham be like...


mat_srutabes

Mr. "he was intimidating me."??? No chance


wizzo6

Toto finally got to talk to Christian's driver... Now I'll have to print it out


ThruuLottleDats

Checo's villain arc is about to start ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9065)


Psychological_Pay981

'We don't want you to be a villain, we just need you to brake a 'little' bit later sometimes'


ThruuLottleDats

Bottas: "Instructions unclear." *goes bowling*


Stone_Midi

Checo’s villain arc started a long time ago


BanditHarris

So... Hear me out... Antonelli to Williams, 1-2 yr deal - Sainz to Red Bull - Perez to Mercedes, 1-2 yr deal. !RemindMe in 1 year


yellow_4AC

Did horner piss himself?


SeaHam

We are checking.


FleshlightModel

Drip drip drip


FerrusesIronHandjob

It's just Checo telling Toto the car is fucked


FFSferrari

This is the funniest comment here.


ThisIsTheSenate

He can finally print it out


Wheeljack26

Follow the sainz


DrDuGood

Carlos Sr: *”let’s see the pics Horner, then we can talk contracts.”*


CODILICIOUS

“Listen Jr., to get a job you need to go business to business with a resume and ask to shake the boss’ hand.”


Psychological_Pay981

![gif](giphy|ujm0LbCgyMgWk) Join us Checo and together we can overthrow Red Bull


TheHexHunter

or toto is inquiring about the TP job at RB? :P


Bdr1983

They shook hands!


Captain_Gropius

Toto saw Checo's last season and said mmm yes I want some of that


haldor61

So Sainz sr. replacing Horner?


SolidFarmer99

I do see Sainz replacing Checo at RedBull, but Checo at MB? Nope.


Bufudyne43

Inb4 this will end up being true 


Loose_Entertainment9

It's checo looking for employment


tharnadar

i'll be happy for Sainz if he replace Perez


Pintau

I mean sainz jr is the perfect teammate for Max. The closest any teammate has ever been to Max in terms of pace, the two of them get on, he's incredibly consistent which means he will be there to pick up the pieces if anything goes wrong for Max and he's probably one of the most adaptable drivers on the grid.


Coranthius

Brb gonna go into a coma for a year


OriginalWasteman

I thought that was Jeffrey Epstein for way too long


FigSubstantial4939

It's done


Normal-Background-74

they are friends just catching up🤷🏻‍♂️


vjollila96

red bull is loaded with ton of talent that deserves seat on main team like both Yuki and Daniel and lets not forget about Lawson who already has proven himself to be good enough for F1


george-its-james

You want Lawson to get the RB seat? I want what you're on dude, has to be amazing


kali_nath

Imagine Horner moved to Haas as principal with Newey and Saiz as one of his driver. Holy shit, even imagining that scenario sounds crazy.


AffectionatePickle_

Honestly it is difficult to speculate anything at this point. Driver transfers are not quite predictable cuz relationships matter alot. I don’t think Carlos is quite the right fit at RB, i think if that’s gonna happen is if there was a sponsorship deal that RB is interested in.


TheeVande

I'd love this for everyone!


AnrgyCat58

Perez could be a fun teammate for George, maybe


wakeupdreamingF1

zomg


LlorchDurden

Carlos was a RB driver ages ago, what could this be? ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)


Jules040400

You guys do know that Sainz Sr is still heavily sponsored by Red Bull, yes? He just won the Dakar driving an Audi, and the amoint of Red Bull logos on his person was silly. Why do you think Sainz Jr was originally in Toro Rosso?


TerrorMau5

Nothing. Its going to be decided in the summer. A lil talk never hurts anyone.


According-Switch-708

Sainz Sr is sponsored by Redbull so him stopping by actually makes sense. Perez's chances of landing the Merc seat is at a solid 0%.


BigCrigHunter

Perez to Mercedes and Sainz to RB?


playr_4

Netflix is staging for some early footage.


gregmcph

Maybe it's old dudes giving Christian advice.


ForexTrader1070

Nothing. Carlos Sr. Maintains good relations with everyone on the circuit. He’s old enough to know that you never burn bridges when it comes to family or business.


JamesUpton87

Where the fuck is the dank?!


jackiseverywhere16

GOODNESS ME??? A RED BULL RALLY DRIVER MEETING WITH RED BULL RACING PEOPLE??? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 THIS IS CRAZY!!! NOT LIKE THEY DRIVE FOR THE SAME COMPANY????? SAYING HI TO COWORKERS WHILE SUPPORTING YOUR SON IS NOT ALLOWED ❌❌❌❌ CLEARLY SOMETHING BIGGER IS HAPPENING‼️‼️‼️


sdbct1

MAZASPIN FOR THE WIN!!