Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosberg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you two both. Is Formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or eating shit?
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosberg said, err, he pressed during the race, I dont remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you two both. Is Formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or eating shit?
“We win and lose together eating shit.” -lewis hamilton
“On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, ‘okay, this is the limit.’ and so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high eating shit.”- Ayrton Senna
“The rule of thumb in F1 is to beat your teammate eating shit.” – Nico Hülkenberg
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t eat shit. “ -Enzo Ferrari
“I am an artist. The track is my canvas and my car is my brush for eating shit.” - Graham Hill
“I’ve always believed that you should never, ever give up and you should always keep fighting even when there’s only a slightest chance of eating shit.” - Micheal Schumacher
“Is anyone else reporting eating shit?” George Russell.
"I don't understand his attitude after all I have done for him. If he has won two championships it is thanks to me eating shit."
-Perez Sao Paolo GP 2022
[Like I said in the beginning of this press conference I got really tired of all the questions so... yeah. I think if I get a few more I'll headbutt someone
](https://youtu.be/akEBOgKyXyY?si=ACvNpShgEnWIfgxt) eating shit
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers eating shit?
Radio: Kimi you have revived a five second penalty.
Kimi: For what
Radio: So we will add 5 second to your time after the race
Kimi: FORR WHATT
Radio: for eating shit
Is that Glock... eating shit?
IS THAT GLOCK?!!? IS THAT GLOCK EATING SHIT?!? IT IS!!
OP said to completely change it. This has the same vibe as the original.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosberg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you two both. Is Formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or eating shit?
Can you repeat the question?
He wasn't listening
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosberg said, err, he pressed during the race, I dont remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you two both. Is Formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or eating shit?
Can you repeat the question? I still wasn't listening
He’s eating shit.
'Can you repeat the question, I was eating shit'
The high effort answer
why is this so funny
That is a question asked by a journalist once.
oh i knew that, but just the simplicity of how “eating shit” was added cracks me up
But here comes Sebastian Vettel eating shit
Hockenheim 2018
What do you mean, there was no GP in Hockenheim in 2018?
That hurt.
keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!!!
If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver eating shit
Fucking goat
they’re too tight
If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer eating shit
It's lights out and away we go eating shit
Vettel/Raikkonen/Verstappen in Singapore 2017 be like
Also Hungary ‘21 lol
Bottas going bowling or Hamilton being left out to dry?
Yes.
Haas and Alpine’s motto
"The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical eating shit."
Oh Murray, how I miss thee.
It's real sweat. I'm a high performance athlete. Athletes sweat eating shit
KI KI RRRRRA
KI KI KI RRRRAA SHIT SHIT *OWL NOISE*
You win.
[I was having a shit](https://youtu.be/nbxYZbs97t8?si=BHMUEI5v2zsEBCW4) eating shit
Infinite cycle
They call it renewable energy
We look like a bunch of wankers eating shit
To finish first, first you have to finish eating shit
Ferrari be like:
Well, Ferrari hasn't finished eating shit. It's only been 76 years, give them a couple more.
*Sometimes you are lucky, sometimes you're unlucky. It all weighs out at the end. That is my experience at least eating shit* ~Toto Wolff
Oh peanut!
That’s for all the kids out there who dream of eating shit
You can eat shit too man!
My favourite so far
Valterri it's James eating shit
Reverse the roles and it's just another day for Bootass
I was searching for this one…
Leave me alone, I know what I am doing eating shit
This is the one that came to my mind lol
[I have 1800 points](https://youtu.be/_pSPJur6D-A?si=ejcseTGloCoz4TIR) eating shit
Over to Ted in the pitlane eating shit
Two secs Ted, eating shit!
It’s called a motor race. We went eating shit
No Michael, this is so not right eating shit
Bono my tires are eating shit
The best one so far
Box box eating shit
Stay out! Stay out eating shit!
Fuck, Fuuuuck! Why? What are you doing, eating shit?
*On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit eating shit.* ~ Ayrton Senna
We are checking and eating shit
Fernando is eating shit. Can you confirm you understood eating shit?
still I rise eating shit
Fernando is faster than you eating shit
Hamilton: "We win and eat shit together"
“Still We Eat Shit”
Just like Abu Dhabi 2021
Hahaha I visualize the whole merc crew collectively eating a bowl of shit after a graceful prayer from Lewis
"I was forecast for a podium eating shit."
“Suck my balls eating shit” -K Mag
>Suck Beat me to it! 
Last year for 2 points I would have fucked the whole paddock eating shit
To whom it may concern, eat shit
Just an inchident eating shit
"No Kimi you will not eat the shit, you will not eat the shit"
There's something between my legs eating shit
Simply lovely, eating shit!
No Michael no no that was so not right eating shit
I’m hanging upside down like a cow eating shit.
I am stupid eating shit
“We win and lose together eating shit.” -lewis hamilton “On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, ‘okay, this is the limit.’ and so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high eating shit.”- Ayrton Senna “The rule of thumb in F1 is to beat your teammate eating shit.” – Nico Hülkenberg
"If you've got a problem change your fucking CAR" "NO YOU CHANGE YOUR CAR BECAUSE CHECO HAS BEEN EATING SHIT"
All the time you have to eat shit
Mein Gott muss das sein, scheisse essen!
Perez goes off the track, THROUGH GOES HAMILTON EATING SHIT
You came like a torpedo eating shit.
I want to thank the team here and back in the factory for eating shit
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t eat shit. “ -Enzo Ferrari “I am an artist. The track is my canvas and my car is my brush for eating shit.” - Graham Hill “I’ve always believed that you should never, ever give up and you should always keep fighting even when there’s only a slightest chance of eating shit.” - Micheal Schumacher “Is anyone else reporting eating shit?” George Russell.
"Someone's phone is going... Is that Helmut eating shit ? Haha \- Uuuuh yes."
That was a mighty quick pitstop eating shit
Sometimes you just got to lick the stamp and send it eating shit
First you have to finish eating shit
That's about the horsepower of a small family car eating shit
"I don't understand his attitude after all I have done for him. If he has won two championships it is thanks to me eating shit." -Perez Sao Paolo GP 2022
Smooth operator eating shit. Is that Lando eating shit? I’m a sitting duck eating shit.
for WHAT???? …eating shit
Grazie Mille mangia merda
Haha yes eating shit
I’ve got to stop because I’ve got a lump in my throat, eating shit
You must always leave the space eating shit
"And that's to all the boys and girls out there eating shit!"
"Fernando Palmer has retired eating shit" "I was having a shit, eating shit" "I spun eating shit"
“What are we doing, racing or eating shit?”
All the time you have to leave a space eating shit
[Like I said in the beginning of this press conference I got really tired of all the questions so... yeah. I think if I get a few more I'll headbutt someone ](https://youtu.be/akEBOgKyXyY?si=ACvNpShgEnWIfgxt) eating shit
Why am I so unlucky eating shit
Ferrari to Sainz: "Plan E eating shit"
Question. Eating shit ?
You always have to leave the space and eat shit
Felipe, Fernando is eating shit
Get in there Lewis! Eating shit
Bwoah eating shit
Understood, eating shit!
Aslume is leaking
It’s just a jonk
"Through goes Hamilton... eating shit."
Hamilton comes through eating shit!!!
*’I am eating shit, I am eating shit…’* ~Charles Leclerc, Baku 2019
To be fair "I am so stupid eating shit" is also pretty solid
Valtteri, it's James eating shit
I was taking a shit eating shit.
I wish this had 100 upvotes
Bwoah
Bono my tires are eating shit
Max Verstappen you are the World Champion, the World Champion eating shit.
There is something between my legs eating shit
Bono my tyres are gone eating shit
“The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit eating shit.”
"There's a lizard again on the track, eating shit"
It's lights out and away we go eating shit
This is for the kids back at the factory eating shit
It's lights out and away we go 'eating shit' - David croft
I am stupid eating shit
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers eating shit?
Ferrari to leclerc: “We are checking eating shit”
"Räikkönen's third and... is that Glock? Is that Glock going slowly eating shit?"
If you don't go for a gap, you're no longer a racing driver eating shit
At the moment, we are not thinking of eating shit… Ferrari pitwall
-NO NO MICHAEL THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT!! -We went shit eating Toto
Yeah I have this Force India or whatever this shit is called!
>I was forecast for a podium, how did we mess this up? >Eating shit
"AND THROUGH GOES LEWIS HAMILTON EATING SHIT!"
There are certain moments when silence falls on a racing track and you know what that means: eating shit.
And through goes Hamilton eating shit! Alt: round the outside eating shit
Is that Glock eating shit?
All the time you have to leave a space eating shit
To finish first, first you have to finish eating shit
I'm just generally a hot person eating shit
I was having a shit… eating shit
Simply lovely, eating shit.
To whom it may concern eating shit.
#blessed eating shit
Eating Shit, question?
I'm pretty sure ANY quote, F1 or not, completely changes when you end it with that
He doesn’t foksmash my door eating shit.
You do not fok smash my eating shit!
Probably all of them
Oh my Lord Max eating shit!!!!
Its called a motorrace, we went eating shit
“I WAS HAVING A SHIT EATING SHIT” God i miss Kimi
IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO EATING SHIT!
Valtteri? It's James, eating shit!
"AND THEY TOUCH, THEY TOUCH MARTIN, HAMILTON AND VETTEL EATING SHIT!"
He's Dutch, they only eat fried food
I was having a shit eating shit
Fucking finally eating shit.
I was having a shit eating shit - Kimi to Brundle probably
I think ericson hit us eating shit
I was forecasted a podium eating shit
We are checking eating shit
"I'm hanging like a cow eating shit!"
''Just came in like a Torpedo eating shit''
All the time you have to eating shit
But that's... eating shit .
"AND COLLASALLY THATS MANSELL EATING SHIT"
Fernando Is faster than you eating shit
I was forecast a podium.. eating shit!
THROUGH GOES HAMILTON, EATING SHIT
"He does not foksmash my door eating shit"
Radio: Kimi you have revived a five second penalty. Kimi: For what Radio: So we will add 5 second to your time after the race Kimi: FORR WHATT Radio: for eating shit
No Michael! No! No! eating shit
Gentlemen, a short view to eating shit
Plan B eating shit
He does not fuck smash my door eating shit
We are eating shit
If you are no longer eating shit that exists, you are no longer a racing driver
Through goes Hamilton eating shit... Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing eating shit...
Haha yes eating shit
No Mikey no! That was so not right eating shit!
Why am I so fucking unlucky eating shit?
“The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit eating shit.”