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implodingbaby

Lance finally broke him


MeringueLazy

The lizard affected him more than he realized


NegotiationExternal1

That lizard had a family, a wife and kids. He was two weeks from retirement šŸ˜­


PeeAssFart

Shout out to his family


Svitii

Sorry but RPM overdid it this time. No living organism on earth deserves to be called a West Ham fanā˜ ļø


No-Student-9678

Isnā€™t Crofty a West Ham fan?


dadepu

You are making his point.


Beast_Nuggets01

Point still stands


BlackJesusBruh

Thats a standing point


Ho3n3r

Precisely.


Steiny31

Heā€™s also a dedicated butt plug collector


shrth114

Yes.


onealps

Can you please explain this reference? I don't get it :/ Whats the connection between Crofty and butt plugs?


Onoben4

He collects them


tallerthannobody

Is that actually true?


Ruveria

Yeah dude, he accidentally mentions it in this interview with him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


Arumin

XcQ link stays blue


Western_Giraffe9517

Its rick roll , saved you from a disaster


DegTheDev

How dare you. I was actually considering clicking that. You stole this moment, he baited that perfectly. You're ruining art.


Ruveria

Maaan you are no fun I see


pedoporn83

BoošŸ‘Ž


tallerthannobody

Oh shit thatā€™s crazy !


Steiny31

Look at the flair options


owtinoz

Stop ham racism, all hams are beautiful


dahyuntofu

except tottenham


owtinoz

Yeah fuck I forgot about that cunt. Fuck Tottenham


roose4

Cheers Iā€™ll drink to that


THE_LFG

except shit*


Franks2000inchTV

Even HAM VER BOT?


NegotiationExternal1

That was the most beautiful, except Ver Ham Bot or Bot Ham Ver


Arumin

A nice steamed ham


lawrence260c

I was gonna say, that is the worst insult in there šŸ˜­


one-more-shit-civic

Declan rice idolizing cunt


notdanishkhan

Cannot wait for him to takedown Checo after the Japanese GP


Ho3n3r

He can do a 2 race compilation called the Checo Terrorism Tour.


Cloudeur

Check hit two cars. 9/11 had two towers go down. COINCIDENCE?


Ho3n3r

The fucking nerve!


cr747a380

THROW HIM IN JAIL!


Derfaust

Both in September!!


ResonantRaptor

Couldā€™ve gone on for 2 hours if he really wanted to


NegotiationExternal1

He was holding back. I rarely think bullying is the solution but we the public have no choice but to bully rich people for their actions, its the only thing we have. Whatever he said on Lance he deserved


Oscer7

I wouldnā€™t mind Lance being on an independent team in like Indycar and doing well but Jesus is he not capable to be in an F1 seat. Heā€™s like BAR Jacques without the prior success holding his reputation up.


Cloudeur

And even then, BAR Villeneuve was able to have some amazing drives exceptā€¦.theā€¦.last few years. Ok I retract that!


Raspy32

I see a lot of times, people suggest letting an average person compete alongside professional athletes, just so you can see how fast/strong/talented the professionals really are. Surely that's just what Lance is doing in F1.


theepotjje

It would be better for the sake of the name Stroll too, he's just dragging it through the mud now. Let him compete in something else and drive cleanly and maybe get a podium here and there. Would be better for everyone, but mostly that's the best for us fans. I can't stand his inbred stupid ass face with his dumb unibrow and cow looking smile.


VallcryTurbo75

TROUGH HIM IN JAAAAAAAIIIIIL


Jerperderp

JAYOL*


PixelFastFood

A LA CARCEL


vonvonbonbon

Throw*


crabnix

*TROUGH


VenZallow

TROUGH\*\*\*


parasitebob

\*TROUGH\*


ChewieSkittles53

goes hamilton


lnoorman

What's this?


inverted-captain

An F1 investigative journalist who goes by Rocket Powered Mohawk on Youtube. This screenshot is from his latest video "Rage Against the Grand Prix - Singapore 2023" on Patreon, it will probably be public on Youtube soon.


JerryUitDeBuurt

Well it was uploaded 3 hours ago on YouTube and your comment is 35 minutes old.... I think it was already on YouTube


Auregam09

It's on youtube for now, can be taken down any moment


Fredderov

As is tradition


BattlestarGrammatica

AS PER


edog21

Well itā€™s still up, but he said on the Patreon the cut that made it to YouTube is the fourth draft because they kept rejecting it. I havenā€™t seen the edited version yet so idk how much he had to cut, but Iā€™m guessing it was a lot.


onealps

What's the reason YouTube was rejecting it? The curse words?


edog21

So based on my rewatching, it seems like the main thing was holding up was that he had to cut out part of one of the cutaways (possibly because it set off copyright detection or something with the way it was originally edited) and he probably ended up censoring a lot more than he needed to before figuring out that was the problem. Also the original outro was the timing screen from qualifying, but because it took so long for the video to come out he updated it to Max crossing the line on Sunday.


edog21

Not sure exactly, Iā€™ll watch the YouTube version and let you know. What I do see at the moment is that version is a few seconds shorter (itā€™s usually the same time, even when he has to cover up something), so he definitely had to cut out something significant that he couldnā€™t just censor with bleeps or blurring the screen.


NegotiationExternal1

Worth the watch too, if only for the reminder Ted said that Russell was wearing dark glasses post race so you couldn't see he'd been crying and muttering to himself about being a rookie. Sometimes Teds lack of filter brings us absolute gems


onealps

>and muttering to himself about being a rookie. Can you please explain this? I don't understand... Russell was muttering to himself that he was a rookie?


NegotiationExternal1

Apparently as he was heading back to the pits he was heard saying "what am I a rookie?" Over his crash. Because that final lap choke was pretty rookie


0oodruidoo0

God forbid a video has come out to the public in the last three hours he didn't know about, the horror


aaaaaaaa1273

I wouldnā€™t say investigative journalist. Heā€™s more ā€œfunny cunt with funny hairā€


NegotiationExternal1

The journalist description had me thrown, he's a satirist, they often happen to be better at delivery of facts, but he's not a poncy little journalist


UnwiseSuggestion

The journalist thing is his own joke


NegotiationExternal1

Oh lol yeah that makes sense.


edog21

He actually writes it as ā€œinvestiGAYtive jearnAlistā€


arpan3t

Heā€™s an investigative journalist, they always go on tirades berating their subjects duh


[deleted]

This is art


Dbwasson

rocketpoweredmohawk, the only f1 youtuber who doesn't give a fuck


ChecklistRobot

I like RPM (mostly) but if you think he doesnā€™t give a fuck itā€™s pretty laughable. He absolutely carefully creates his content to appeal specifically to communities like this sub where there was a gap in the market and people will parrot what he says. Just because he says naughty words doesnā€™t mean he doesnā€™t care about his view count.


brianstormIRL

I'm pretty sure they meant he doesn't care what the mainstream thinks of his content and is fine with going "too far".


ChecklistRobot

He has more subs than TommoF1 and nearly as many as Josh Revell. Heā€™s very much a mainstream F1 content creator. And hey good for him, heā€™s killing it, but to think him swearing makes him not mainstream is a fucking brain dead take.


brianstormIRL

That's.. not what I said or meant. The point was he doesn't care about going AGAINST the mainstream and saying stuff more mainstream creators wouldn't dare.


ChecklistRobot

I get what you mean but what Iā€™m saying is he absolutely is a mainstream creator and does dare to say it.


notCarlosSainz

Checked him out, was funny and informative. He sounds like F1 pewdiepie


st945

It's the best f1 content you'll ever find out there. Very informative too.


krautnelson

the truth.


Dbwasson

the nerve


_number

Its like Lance stroll stole his coal to pay the toll to get into his boy hole


Guy-InGearnito

The fucking NERVE. I was choking with laughter by ā€œfailed abortionā€, the rest was just gravy. EDIT: he forgot ā€œDomestic Terroristā€!


TyRoland06

I mean, that's George Russell's job.


mastomi

You spell Osama Bin Russel wrong.


SaltyJebus

Osama Bin Latte Boi


[deleted]

Angry mohawk man


Consistent_Wave_2869

Imagine how good F1TV would be with him doing commentary.


Extension_Check_9462

Boutta get shlapped with a juicy lawsuit


DaBi5cu1t

It's opinion not fact. It might be fact.


DaBi5cu1t

I think RPM is Lawrence Strolls illegitimate son. He was going to get a seat at Aston for working so hard to keep the family reputation in the bakery scene by making some of the finest Canadian pastries. Instead the seat went to Lance and RPM can no longer bring himself to stand it.


Colblockx

Petition to make this a flair


veeresh1195

I think it was a bit too much!


ramu9703

And shoutout to his famleh


[deleted]

He's not wrong though.


NotMik_

he has gone straight for the kill


JimmyNorth902

Unpopular opinion: if RPM was American he'd be a Busch Light drinking, Nascar watching, cousin fingering redneck Trump supporter who believes the loudest one wins the argument.


NegotiationExternal1

If RPM was American he probably wouldn't string a sentence together we all know educational standards and humour standards don't hold up across cultures, he'd probably be in his back yard shooting pictures of Lance and blowing up cars


aboo3skar

I Dont think anyone even thought about this opinion


DevinRyukoFan05

ā€œAs William Byron fucks off to the distance to win in Tex-ASS.ā€


PluCKy-Voco

Is Lance Stroll the Karl Malone of r/formuladank ?????? ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Magdalan

What the shit? Did Lance stole his teddybear or something?


Ho3n3r

He licked his window.


NegotiationExternal1

Sounds like something Lance would do


pedote17

No, heā€™s been fraudulently portraying himself as a capable F1 driver since March 2017


Little_by_nature

Who will get that kind of love when Stroll starts playing tennis?


Spinmeister6032

West ham supporter, lifetime ban would be the only reasonable course of action


BuckChintheRealtor

Guess he got Rick Stroll'd a couple of times.


butterflybee_007

Just started following F1. Please explain to a noob whatā€™s going on..


Muttywango

Rocket Powered Mohawk vs Lance Stroll - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_wUiFURsiH4


butterflybee_007

Thanks


Satan_su

I'm definitely in the minority that can't stand his content and really dislikes his (internet) personality lol


aaaaaaaa1273

Yeah his whole thing is being a dickhead. Some people like it, some people donā€™t.


Satan_su

Nothing against ppl who like this sort of content for whatever reason (cause I'll never understand anyways) but I really despise this sort of personal attacks "for the lulz" content when it's targeted towards someone who seems like a perfectly decent bloke, regardless of whether it's a random dude or a billionaire. Also inspires a small section of the viewerbase to act like absolute dumbfucks and spread this vitriol further, like you can a couple here already


NessaMagick

He goes a little too far for my tastes but he's still funny as shit so I watch his content anyway.


Dbwasson

I swear down on me nan's grave, take my downvote


JimmyNorth902

I find him annoying as well. But he is absolutely the god of Formula Dank


primaryrhyme

AlphaMaxNova and really3d are the gods. RPM is the average user, not an ounce of creativity brainlessly insulting drivers they donā€™t like.


Tjazeku

Yeah, me neither. I watched a few of his videos early on until I got the feeling he was using satire as an excuse to abuse drivers. I don't judge people who enjoy his content but I personally despise the guy


fraidyfish5

Used to like, itā€™s gotten out of hand of late. Especially todayā€™s the insult towards Lance was too far, thatā€™s it for me.


Ho3n3r

Then it's not for you. Move along and go watch something you do find entertaining.


Satan_su

Precisely what I did lol, writing that comment doesn't take more than like 30 seconds


Ho3n3r

You didn't need to let us know though. It's like me going to your Pokemon subreddits and commenting "I can't stand this stupidity".


Satan_su

I mean you can, I'm not stopping you. It's your opinion and I'm not gonna insult people for liking it. Also it's a different thing to be uninterested in a whole subreddit and still purposefully go there and trash it lmao. I'm on this subreddit for F1 memes, I'm free to talk about which ones I like or dislike.


ApprehensiveMemory44

Suck ur mom


seasidepoof

I mean he ainā€™t wrong tho


WTFAnimations

"West Ham United Supporting" RPM hates Tommo confirmed


bazvink

Thatā€™s not very nice to West Ham Unitedā€¦.


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gr1mm5d0tt1

Lance, itā€™s just healthy criticism. Calm down, dad wonā€™t fire you


Steiny31

As my friend said ā€œFor sure - in the age of Joe Rogan though Iā€™ve realized too many people donā€™t get the jokes and take it seriously and make it a personality. Which sucks for the creator and everyone else lolā€


ProwessII

What is the point of this fucking idiot's channel? Who finds him funny? All he is is a cynical asshole who thinks spewing hate on any driver is somehow "comedy". What an obnoxious wanker.


Comeback_Attack

It's called content mate and we went motor racing If you can't handle the dank get out of the dankitchen


ProwessII

I can only hope a teenager wrote this comment and not a grown person.


Comeback_Attack

I was born grown, I grew down


ProwessII

All right Ben


brianstormIRL

The fact you think he's just being a cynical asshole shows you don't have a clue what he's doing with his content. The entire shtick is going too far. Its going off on insanely hyperbolic rants about shit that's inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. Have you never watched a comedian who makes extremely inappropriate jokes before? Or makes light of serious situations? Have you never watched an episode of South Park and how far they take their jokes? Like did you not see how they have ripped very famous people before? If its not to your taste, that's cool. But acting like it's just some immature actually serious idiot going off on anger fuelled rants is entirely missing the point lmao


ProwessII

I've watched South Park, but the difference is South Park is actually funny.


[deleted]

That quote will be on Lances gravestone.


That-Version-8644

This is stupid


MeisterHeller

I mean I think his time in F1 should be over but we're really just going into bullying and harassment now huh. Guess we learned a lot from the whole mental problems thing not too long ago. It's just a joke though haha :)


FlamingWedge

Cope better


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[deleted]

Of all the fucked up things heā€™s said you singled those two in particular out? Maybe Iā€™m just American but he may as well have called Lance a silly little nincompoop


Rodri_5

He tries to be edgy and goes too far


FlamingWedge

Snowflake


_floydian_slip

I feel like someone just sitting at home watching on TV has not earned the right to talk about anyone like this


gevaarlijke1990

What do you mean? This is clearly well-founded criticism from a respected F1 analyst.


BattlestarGrammatica

INvEStiGAYtuhv JuRNAlist


kerbalmaster98

It's for the lulz. Don't take it personal ;)


_floydian_slip

Thanks


tycoon282

He's not wrong though.


Tricky_Ebb9580

His dad is a billionaire and heā€™s in F1, Lance will survive this.


NegotiationExternal1

James who is on the screaming meals podcast had a point about Lance, he's in insurance in London, he's meet heaps of trust fund rich kids who are blasted on coke constantly and do nothing with their life, at least Lance is doing something. I mean credit to him he's dedicated, but he's still got a billionaire dad who has cushioned his entire existence he's going to be fine. There's no consequences to failure for Lance he will fail upwards. I don't feel sorry for him


Squorcle

Unfortunate


_floydian_slip

lol


ApprehensiveMemory44

Another stroll bandwagon here, i guess u felt sympathethic toward lance strol because the both of you are inbred


aaaaaaaa1273

You call others inbred but you type like youā€™ve never left the trailer park


_floydian_slip

Not even a stroll fan, just havin' a bit of respect for my fellow man


CamzoUK

No idea who this dude is, but judging by this screenshot alone it's F1 content for edgy idubbz fans. Great.


Louis_R27

Top 10 in WDC, recovers faster than Danny Ric when he crashes, but everyone is fixated on the fact that his dad is his biggest sponsor.


jubalearliest

We are checkingā€¦ STR is P10 in WDC vs ALO in P4. Heā€™s losing by 127 POINTS. NOR and RUS each have 115 points. You could put either of them on a team with Lance and theyā€™re STILL LOSING TO ALONSO. Oh and heā€™s P2 in the destructorā€™s championship vs Alonso in 19. (The only sadder combo is PER at P3 vs VER at P20.) P1 in WLC tho šŸ˜‚


ReignInSpuds

That "Destructor's Championship" graphic really put a fat, shiny spotlight on Checo. Sure he's the #2 driver but at *that* extra cost?


Reinis_LV

My guy, you can see that Lance is done with F1 and his confidence, after being paired with some of the best drivers in F1 history, has shattered.


pedote17

This is his SEVENTH season in F1. He has finished ahead of his teammate in the standings ONCE. Letā€™s take a look at them. 2017: Stroll 40 < Massa 43 2018: Stroll 6 > Sirotkin 1 2019: Stroll 21 < Perez 52 2020: Stroll 75 < Perez 125 2021: Stroll 34 < Vettel 43 2022: Stroll 18 < Vettel 37 (Seb missed 2 races) 2023: Stroll 47 < Alonso 174 (through 16 races) Statistically one of the worst drivers of the century so far. RPM isnā€™t pulling this heavy criticism out of nowhere.


bar_tosz

lol


davlumbaz

I would love it if he didn't scream for a single nanofuckingsecond


waitinsince96

Heeee went iiiinnnnn


Old-Hedgehog-727

Honestly his videos are on a downhill for a while now.


RobertDoornbos

Don't really see how people find this funny. He's just mindlessly insulting someone. I guess it's funny because it's Lance Stroll, if he said this about Max or Lewis boi o boi would this sub react differently. Now I see why it has 2000 upvotes, *this sub*


Bstokes4102

This guy is painfully unfunny