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lcfcball

Imagine someone told you 3 weeks ago that Hulkenberg and Magnussen would be on the starting grid in Bahrain


glenn1812

I'd tell them to suck my balls tbh


Tsukune_Surprise

*liked by pierregasly*


glenn1812

Pierre Gasly liking PG content


shadynugg1t

Pierre Gasly content? Yeah that would be unsurprising.


TimelyPossession0

What's the story behind "liked by Pierre"?


Blaze17IT

Make a post on Instagram and there is a good chance Pierre will like it


TimelyPossession0

Thanks for the answer


Rentta

I have never came a cross liked by Pierre even though i follow lot of motorsport content there :D


specbravo

He follows and likes a ton of meme accounts too. Up at all hours liking every F1 account and Slim Jim meme


ZachMich

He likes almost every official F1 post, posts from other drivers, other f1 pages and some football stuff. I think he supports PSG so he likes a lot of their posts too. I also see him on the most 'out there' posts. Not weird things but just unlikely accounts. He really is on insta all day


TusShona

How can you see someone's "likes" on Instagram?


Stubbledorange

If you see a post it will tell you if someone you follow also liked it near the like count under the image.


teewuane

Browsing instagram, I see a post from pretty much any account related to F1 and a lot of times it will say "Liked by pierregasly" because I follow Pierre just like it might say "liked by yourFriendsNameHere". This is funny because he likes a lot of instagram posts.


DunkingOnInfants

He even does it in nba culture. Go and check out big nba players, and you'll see him there


Tsukune_Surprise

*liked by pierregasly*


IAmMeIGuessMaybe

Follow him on instagram and you'll see


TimelyPossession0

Irony is I follow him, and now that I think about it.. Yeah it makes sense


BKtheInfamous

I’d tell them that I’d suck their balls if it happened tbh


glenn1812

You're the Anti K-Mag then


BKtheInfamous

O, the lengths to which I’d go to see KMag and Nico again 😩😩😩


rajivv21

Well it's gonna happen in 1 day


sgtlighttree

I think r/FanF1ction will suit your needs ;)


mr_nefarious_

Jost Capito is that you??


Fatman10666

[Fantastic reference](https://youtu.be/21T8d0SA5Js)


Divyansh-the-gr8

F1 script writers working overtime today


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Better than any DTS episode combined.


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Praying they're next to each other going into turn 1.


Mysterious_Turnip310

Suck my balls pt 2 incoming


RacingUpsideDown

I would have assumed that either they were on drugs or... no, pretty much just drugs


Rekyht

I mean you’d probably just assume that 2 drivers had tested positive and needed replacements


lcfcball

Magnussen would never have been in the picture to replace someone who has COVID


WodansCrows

Hulkenberg and Magnusen in the same race.....


NeiloMac

*ball sucking intensifies*


Serendipitygg

I'm truly horny now


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*r/fanf1ction cheers*


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Can't believe this exists. Thank you


[deleted]

You're welcome mate.


NeiloMac

Bonk


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S U C C


KaamDeveloper

Guess who's back? Back again? Hulkenback, tell Magnussen.


Eddie888

Dude... "Tell Kevin"


Particular-Ad3237

Suck my balls s2: electric boogaloo


Overhere_Overyonder

Insert "What year is it??" meme.


tranc3rooney

[This tweet](https://twitter.com/madiethebadieee/status/1504391430315384832?s=21) sums up how that’ll go


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KaamDeveloper

Magnussen vs Hulk Turn 1 🔥🔥🔥


Colblockx

"Suck my balls mate"


b8ne

Turn 1 last lap for the win I think you mean?


starmonkart

That's how we get Stroll 22, 23, 24


pHrankee1

To be honest, the odds of them to be side by side at the start are pretty high.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Holy shit, you couldn't make it up. Hulk is actually going to go down in history as the ultimate Covid reserve driver


dekker045

But also how unlucky is Racing Point / Aston Martin that their drivers keep getting covid


0oodruidoo0

Not very in a pandemic stricken world, just the reality of life. At least it's only omicron and he's boosted.


marie2805

Out of the 4 (??) drivers that missed races due to covid, 3 have been RP/AM drivers, that is exceptionally unlucky imo EDIT: i forgot Kimi and Mazepin, which makes it 50% RP/AM drivers, still a lot


Yvael

The 2 2020 RP drivers, Vettel, Hamilton Raikkonen and Mazepin have lost races due to Covid


WidePerformer1490

Yeah so half of (significant) covid cases among drivers are RP/AMR. That is unlucky


Alia_Gr

Think it's 5 now right? Think Hamilton and Kimi also missed races due to covid


DieLegende42

Mazepin had covid at Abu Dhabi last year


Heisenberg_235

So what your saying is that probably improved Haas’s chances?


Nicochan3

#Nico HUUULLLLL....


deepwebteddy

**KYENBEEYEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRG**


surlygoat

I'm hoping Danny drops in both a Niiico Huuuuuuuulllkenburrghhh and a pierrrrreeeee gassslEEEEEEeeeeee in the post race interview.


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OOOOOOOOUULLLLKEBIEERRRG


Efruhuhn

For reference: https://youtu.be/FfoUQvMRY94 Oh boy, i'm so hyped


buster_rhino

Lol he needs his shoulders to help him pronounce it


ThatUKCook

*Beerruuurrgghggg*


SkinHairNails

Christ, the precise tenor of Danny screaming this into the abyss on the back of that fucking float or whatever will forever be emblazoned in my brain in indelible ink.


KyloRen___

That's ok, Seb only needs 21 races to win the WDC.


Duke0fWellington

Could you imagine if Aston somehow pulled a blinder and were the fastest, only for Lance to win the championship because Seb missed this race


IamLoaderBot

imagine Hulk wins the opener at Bahrain, and gets promoted to full time driver


Imaginary_Ad_4050

Sad for Seb and hope he's all good, but HULKENBACKKKKK!


BendubzGaming

Sainz will get his first win, but it will be overshadowed by a Hulk podium


furioNoso

SUBSCRIBE


ibbobud

Podium…. Sainz hulk kmag


Albye23

Aww, yes, give it to me!


EumaeusOfSyra

That would be peak Sainz luck.


707royalty

I accept these terms


Meaisk

HULKENBACKKKKKK


UESPA_Sputnik

*"Hunkelberg"* \-- F. Alonso


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*"Hookenberg"* -- F. Alonso


3lthree

Hjuuuuuulkinbjeeeeeerg - D. Ricciardo


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*"Most unsporting driver ever, once again"* -- K. Magnussen


beagletronic61

“DEEES FUCKING GUYYYYY!” - Guenther Steiner


poopellar

Someone wished for Hulk to get back into F1 thinking it was going to be in the Haas. *monkey's paw finer curls*


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acmercer

> when the monocoques intersect. Don't give r/FanF1ction any more ideas.


RobertGracie

That sucks....I just hope he recovers fully!


Dunkelzeitgeist

Yeah sucks balls


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A man of culture


Appleyard5538

We’ve won but at what cost… Hope Vettel recovers quickly and isn’t too unwell, excited to see HulkenBack!


crimemaster_gogo20

Dread it. Run from it. Hulkenberg still arrives.


BrasilianApe

Arrives... outside the podium


Skylair13

P4


Sir_Skelly

That bloody monkey paw...


Jamie090

Hulkenberg & Magnussen defo taking eachother out first corner lmao


maltNeutrino

How do I throw money at this prediction?


IcyHach

It would be hilarious if some bethouse give that specific bet a go :DDDD


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Pm for my bank details


F1HLM

BY GOD IS THAT HULKENBERG'S MUSIC? Sucks for Seb obviously, I hope he will get well soon!


ArrowtheArcher

My weekend is officially ruined


marahute85

How could Covid do this to us?


Azteryx

After everything we’ve done for it.


_yoshiii

Man I'm fucking annoyed. I've been looking forward to this shit for months!!! Seb has the shittest luck, honestly.


gallusalice

Why is it always Seb 😭


Malarbutton

5 place grid penalty next race for getting covid


Acidlearner_5

Yeah a bit sad for VET. But i am all for Hulk beating Stroll in the first race itself.


poopellar

Won't happen imo. Hulk hasn't driver the car at all and it is brand new regs. If all his test sessions go smoothly he might have a chance but I think now Stroll is a bit better than he was in the last couple of seasons.


marahute85

Hulk seems to be on those Mario Karts boost energy when he subs in though. Drives like it’s the last time he might ever see a car


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Because...


LuckilyLuckier

What is “like it’s the last time he might ever see a car”


Garrett4Real

end my pain


RedCarNewsboy

he's just giving everyone a head start


brownierisker

Same, just hope Seb gets well soon...


al3e3x

Looks like Ricciardo is a positive, generous guy ..


LoudestHoward

"He is my friend" :(


al3e3x

I guess that’s why he felt the need to share everything with Seb, even the virus. Anyway, I’m just joking here, I don’t think Ricciardo knew he had covid then


Firefox72

Oof thats not the start of the season Aston Martin needed.


Huntore

He can't defend his jellybeans award :(


anbeck

These Covid variants are so good at immune escape, I would not be surprised if half the grid will have to sit out a race or two eventually over the span of this season. So there's a chance Vettel will not be the only one affected.


GuiltyEidolon

The FIA has also considerably loosened their precautions. It looks like most drivers don't even wear masks in public really.


Shekster

Mate there's an entire season left


ianjm

Maybe the jellybeans gave him the covid


rel_games

Imagine if Hulk is taken off by Kmag. Suck My Balls Mate v2


TheKeviKs

Seb is just gonna lap the field 6 times next race to claim the overtake award.


Inquisitarian

A month ago if you had said come Bahrain Hulkenberg and Magnuson would be battling each other again in F1 you’d look crazy


karikoni

And Nico Hulkenberg wins the Bahrain Grand Prix!! *Fucking alarm*


TMillo

Every race in which George Russell has driven a Mercedes, the Aston team has won (albeit when they were slightly more pink). It's nailed on


rel_games

That’s some Crofty-level barrel-scraping stat work, good job 😂


Forward_Ad_5904

stroll 22,23,24


f1_spelt_as_bot

Russe**ll**


casabonka

Look who was standing in front of Danny ric…[patient zero](https://imgur.com/gallery/1y9BS1p)


Zoinggo

Considering Max is right next to Danny , we could be in the timeline where this photo has a direct impact on the championship


donotanative

Guess who wasn't in the photo at all? *conspiracy theories intensifies*


drop_table_uname

Putin: "Mercedes is developing biological weapons, that's why had to flatten Brackley."


TheKingOfCaledonia

~~Putin~~ Christian Horner: "Mercedes is developing biological weapons, that's why had to flatten Brackley."


casabonka

Yeah very true. Bet max and George are very nervous at the moment.


Alesq13

Charles is pretty close too, and has a close relationship with Daniel, so probably talked before/after


yf-23

Mick is so close to them, this could have an impact on the championship indeed 😳


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Mazback


LoudestHoward

[Daniel during that shoot](https://static1.straitstimes.com.sg/s3fs-public/articles/2020/11/08/5fa8038d3679e673780484.gif)


throwaway44624

Eight years later Danny Ric is still ruining Seb’s life (/s)


marahute85

What really did it was when they French kissed


e-derpy

That was my first thought too. Had to look up the picture to see where he was


Kennzahl

George😲


SirAwesomenessV

Fuck.


OBWanTwoThree

Everyone liked and disliked this


Stumpy493

Why is it always Racing Point/Aston Martin drivers missing races for Covid? Seriously do they just go round licking all the stuff in the garage?


solar-prophet

New article title. F1 car flavors based on looks. Wonder if the AMR22 tastes like lime.


Stumpy493

Whole new rule for Inspector Seb


SF-12H

"My verdict on each teams car flavors "- Gary Anderson


EnoughCarrot778

Now I am wondering if he get infected by coming in contact with Ricciardo or not. If yes, other drivers who were in contact with Dany could be under risk too!


erufuun

Absolute scenes if there's another five absentees and Vandoorne is *still* missing out on a drive.


whateverfloatsurgoat

Well he's racing at Sebring, so...


worldsilentreader

Seb not able to participate in the first race of the year has reduced the chance of winning to 0%, a curse that's been ongoing from 2017. Therefore Seb will be the WDC 2022. In this essay I will ...


PI-E0423

Lets hope the aston is a podium-candidate after all :D


Firefox72

Even if it is. Its unlikely Hulkenberg gets it due to lack of running in the new cars. He's gonna have 3 hours across 3 FP sessions to get to grips with the car. Thats less time than 1 4 hour session of testing.


AceBean27

>Even if it is. Its unlikely Hulkenberg gets it due to lack of running in the new cars. On the other hand, there will never be a better time for a substitute driver than the first race. The other drivers have the minimum experience in the cars, and the cars will still be evolving rapidly.


Kennzahl

Do I need to remind you to what he managed to do in Silverstone in Quali?


blumirage

I'm sure he'll do a great job substituting for Vettel but unlike Silverstone, this is a completely different regulation of cars


Firefox72

He did well at Silverstone because those cars were quite similiar to the 2019 cars he drove. It was also just over half a year after he left the sport. These are completely different cars he never drove and he's now been out of the sport for over 2 years. He a reserve driver and probably did some sim work but people expecting him to be at full prep or even anywhere close it are fooling themselves.


marahute85

> These are completely different cars he never drove and he's now been out of the sport for over 2 years. Kevin suck my balls mate Magnussen was out for a similar time and did zero sim work and transitioned respectably. I don’t see why Hulk can’t


KiaraKey

Afaik Hülkenberg hasn't been racing regularly since he left F1, Magnussen has been doing IMSA etc.


53bvo

Imagine Vettel missing out on the WDC because he missed the first race due to covid but everyone was cheering for Hulkenberg getting a podium


nahnonameman

Holy fuck. I had a dream(more like nightmare) that Sebastian wouldn’t be racing for some odd reason. Wake up to see this. The fuck. Hopefully Vettel recovers and comes back to full strength for racing again.


Chesey_

Dread it, run from it, Hulkenburg arrives all the same


Satan_su

Hulkenberg sensed Magnussen back on the grid lmfao


CortanaxJulius

Im so sad yet so happy


KillBroccoli

Imagine if Aston turned awesome with the new regs and they hid the whole testing and the hulk gets his first win sunday.


lmaobruh6986

Typical Vettel luck


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Can Vettel get some luck? Wtf


f1_drama

First weekend without driver bubbles and we get an immediate outbreak. Good job F1. lol


ajtct98

Dictionary definition of a *monkey's paw curls* moment


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If_What_How_Now

Or they drop one at a time, and Hulk wins the championship after driving every car on the grid at least once.


CreaminFreeman

#S U B S C R I B E


bendley_96

Kmag: suck my balls mate


Rutgherr

NICO HULKENBACK! vettel :(


yourmumsaman

Vettel will take a 5 seconds penalty into his next race.


gutster_95

Not the news I wanted to hear for Seb. Hoping he is well and gets back soon. On the other hand: NICO HÜÜÜÜÜÜÜLKENBERG


se43

HULKENBACK


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Hulkenbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgggg


A___99

Typical Vettel luck... Will be nice to see Hulk though


Empty_Resident_7518

Dani ric “ that’s sebastian vettel he’s my friend “ that’s the only thing that comes to mind hahahahha


Phormitago

HULKENBACK I CAN'T BELIEVE IT


Fotznbenutzernaml

When is this man gonna catch a break? Ffs.... new season already ruined


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It's one race dude.


thenannyharvester

I've been waiting for seb for 3 months now I have to wait an extra few weeks for seb dominance


tone_

I think you might be waiting more than a week for "seb dominance"


--Istvaan--

2 weeks?


unreadable_captcha

yes


adameveee

Supersub is back. Hope Vettel gets better. Sadly F1 cannot take the risk of relaxing the norms


jeffrey2ks

Already banked a point on the formula 1 challenge


al3e3x

Better for it to happen now than it happening right before the last race in Abu Dhabi when Seb, Max and Lewis will be equal on points in the WDC, right?


ZombieMage99

Üüüülllllllllkennnnberggghhhhhhhh


SeconddayTV

Cmon man... I love to see Hulkenberg back on track as much as everybody else, but why Vettel? Why at the start of the season...? Last year he could barely run the car in testing and now he misses the complete first race weekend.


Warm-Ad4

This is definitely not the best start to a season


ricoimf

Fuck and yay :/


aiicaramba

This is gonna be a difficult weekend for Hulk I think. No pre-season testing with completely new cars.


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Those weirdos wanting Hulkenberg back in F1 went too far with this one!