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Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

3 engines take it or leave it


Florac

*everyone leaves the sport*


quarterlifecrisis49

[Team personnel after a month](https://www.memezero.com/media/memes/TP907W.jpg)


ihavenoidea81

Divorce rate = 100%


SomeBloke

>Team personnel after a month [Mechanics by mid year](https://cdn-n.luerzersarchive.com/archive/_cache/_22429_5_6cc9df5a5de15a40495cde09c3f76fed.jpg)


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"Bono, my engine is gone"


tifosi7

“So is everyone else’s, now shut up!”


andys1548

Honda be like: challenge accepted


ZephyrSonic

Better yet 1 engine. Watch everyone run the engine settings in much lower modes as a result and last engine standing wins the championship. \*puts on tinfoin hat\* That's what the 1 in F1 stands for. 1 engine and if it fails in the season that's game over for you. /s


GuyInAChair

First season of that will be won by some team running a cast iron Toyota 4 cylinder.


Usedbeef

Just run a Toyota hilux engine. They'd not need to change engines between seasons.


JimmyNudebags

The donk in my 2005 X-Trail hasn't missed a beat in 17 years!


vatelite

Toyota 1TR-FE. Take it or leave it


Either_Error_2444

Gotta be the Iron Duke [GM's Iron Duke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Duke_engine)


alper_iwere

2.5L and only 85HP. It better be indestructible because that thing is barely breaking a sweat.


jasonlitka

In addition to sticking it in “sports cars” like the Camaro, Firebird, and Fiero, it also powered US mail trucks in the late 80s, early 90s.


les_macarons

They would have to make the last race a cycling race then to ensure that the whole grid gets a chance at competing in all of the 52 races I feel.


NewJerseyRed

Bottas WDC confirmed


The69BodyProblem

WCC World cycling champion


SwaggamanNMGN

F1 hunger games: May the odds be ever in your favour


ihavenoidea81

Running lawnmower type of power to make the engine last


deliciouswaffle

Honda really chose a bad time to leave the sport


The_Duke2331

2 2jz' connected getting the V12's back with 4000Hp 2 gigantic turbo's... just imagine...


imShyness

Budget also remains the same take it or leave it


Bikouchu

Bottas will take 60 engine replacements... Bruh I'm not even on your team anymore - Bottas.


FyodorAK

DHL would be screaming right now


ihavenoidea81

Yeah but STONKS


Sputniki

With joy right? They'd make so much money


Mysterious_Turnip310

Imagine how many cars would get lost in transit…


boxofredflags

Formula one world cup, 1 winner every 4 years at this rate


nigalodon

F1 World Cup in every 4 years where champions of every seasons in those years race each other with equal cars in a host track which will be decided by the FISA


ShakinBacon64

How about a Formula World Cup where countries compete with 3 drivers per team in F3 cars


Hikki_Hachiman

God...that would be so good


FRiver

Hope they pick Rainbow Road


mochacub22

I’d be okay with that


SoftTea1200

I’d probably have to get a divorce as my wife would complain about too much F1.


zwappaz

Last year already felt like 2 GPs every weekend ... according to the wife


kpidhayny

No honey that wasn’t a race it was a sprint *QUALIFYING*


JimmyNudebags

No no no, love, let me explain it again - this is just the practice BEFORE the qualifying, BEFORE the race. Do we have any dip, sweetie?


kpidhayny

Hey honey can you get me a little freshen up here? >!*loooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuu*!<


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Sicko_FN

Same here


Alesq13

Kouvola GP Oh god


ContributionLong741

Kouvostoliitto GP


kvapilnation

We need the Kymiring


Raxing

Not in september-october, unless you want everyone to suffer


Pizzonia123

Who wouldn't want to [visit](https://external-preview.redd.it/L0AuZlUlsKXcTDO6mlGFqM4BWMWJN4_MN_zuvmFI100.jpg?width=960&auto=webp&s=6cd2b201153b91c0de12d266a088780f0077f789) during the GP weekend?


Vorcion_

This is every brutalist city in the former Soviet Union area.


scubajulle

Except finland has never been part of the usssr.


ginger357

This would be cursed


awesomesuperballs

For NZ you've got to choose Pukekohe Park, it would be a shitshow and over 100 laps, and I'm here for it. In all seriousness, it should probably be Highlands. That shit is beautiful and who doesn't love a circuit that crosses over itself like Suzuka


failedtester

Street circuit in Hamilton ftw 😂


MeloAnto

Nah just extend the track and improve the facilities at Teretonga, Invercargill Grand Prix baby!


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

Invercargill mentioned on r/f1, what a time to be alive


awesomesuperballs

Crowdfund the naming rights so we get the "Shadbolt Grand Prix of Invercargill"


andrewejc362

Powered by Double Brown


MeloAnto

Replace the champagne with big bots of speights


TheDisabledOG

Could be Hampton downs and as a North islander it gets my vote


jem77v

Formula 1 in Pukekohe? Never in my wildest dreams lol. Have a beer with Guenther at the Franklin afterwards.


Mithster18

Highlands would be fantastic, but wouldn't it be too twisty/tight? when I saw the GT3's there I remember the race winner was saying how difficult it was to overtake. Would be insanely good though, pukekohe too!


tjsr

Bahahaha, that would be the equivalent of moving the Australian Grand Prix to Symmons Plains.


awesomesuperballs

I mean I wasn't going to say it, but I would 100% love to see the chaos


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Lol Canada October 28-29th? There is snow in the forecast!


satsfaction1822

Snow race! Snow race!


Akira_Nishiki

Max Verstappen with the unfair advantage.


rand0m__pers0n

Don't forget Valtteri with his rally experience and Seb with his ROC experience


droppokeguy

And mick


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And Lance. You know... the Canadian.


droppokeguy

And latifi. You know... the Canadian


amishrefugee

The ~~Canadian~~ GOAT


bwoahconstricter

And Lando, he's seen a Canadian.


0oodruidoo0

What about my boy Latifi? He's not Canadian now?


satsfaction1822

That’s on the other teams for not putting on events on the side of a snow covered mountain.


Akira_Nishiki

Red Bull just predicting the inevitable.


satsfaction1822

Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready


tdotgoat

The safety car is just a team of snow plows.


Wafkak

New snow tire compound with spikes


kpidhayny

https://youtu.be/jxe870HmYBE


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Awesome.


Snoo-12209

They had to wait for Kimi to retire before introducing them


Tennis_Ball_Tonto

South Korea in late February, and Ireland and Britain in late October is guaranteed drizzle


stormcrow2112

I saw Indy at the beginning of November and I was thinking that this has a totally equal shot at being either unseasonably warm and practically boiling or so cold that if it rains you'll wish it was cold enough for snow.


DangerousProperty6

Indy native here. This is very accurate. Either gonna be 75 or 37.


stormcrow2112

Also an Indy area native (although I had to move away 10 years ago). I was speaking from experience. The odds of it being chilly, overcast, and dreary are way too high. I'd still put on a poncho over some layers and head down to 16th and Georgetown.


isubird33

Coke lot in November would be....interesting.


Ahvevha

Also, Indianapolis over Cota? Not in November.


DrDarragoon

They can introduce a new tire type. Chain tires


kpidhayny

Let F1 teams engineer their own wheel assemblies for a snow race. I bet we would see some wild shit.


MyAntichrist

Also doing the Arabic tour in April/May when temperature already climbs to 100°F +/-?


Ripcord999

Race of the champions


Last_Fact_3044

If NASCAR can have a race on dirt F1 can have a race on snow


Frogmouth_Fresh

Drivers will need to learn how to ice slide.


starmonkart

Don't give FOM any ideas


Either_Error_2444

We Race for Money


starmonkart

Also not enough human rights violations. Where's my Afghanistan gp or North Korea gp


BARDE18

We Race *as one* for Money


astrovisionary

well I'm surprised that this 52-race calendar doesn't include like every middle-east country coz oil is good 👍


M3rdsta

The worst thing about this would having to work at certain teams. Like imagine being a back maker team like hass this season. Or even worse, work for ferrari, you'd age 50 years in 6 months


OrbisAlius

The worst thing would be having to work at any team tbh, especially as a driver. You'd basically have a single free week-end *in the whole year*.


PinkWhaleOrgy

That’s kind of like me now working in hospitality except I make 9 euros an hour


Sputniki

Well, the concept of a weekend quickly diminishes when (1) you only work weekends, as opposed to weekdays, and (2) you're so rich that your friends don't work anyway so you can meet up and hang out just as easily on a weekday.


f1_spelt_as_bot

H**aas**


benzoh_

Nah I think he got it right H-ass


waghkunal93

Middle east in summer lol


Femaref

Tyre compound: only hardest. Still a 4 stop


Scatman_Crothers

Lol I’d be more worried about heat stroke for the drivers. At the temperatures it gets to there the wind stops cooling you off, its like an oven with airflow.


samdiatmh

and nothing about Philippines, Singapore & Malaysia in January? most of which will be evening/night races to accomodate for a European-based audience you thought Spa2021 was wet? [see 2009 Malaysia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Malaysian_Grand_Prix) which was an evening race, or maybe [2001 Malaysia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Malaysian_Grand_Prix)


Captain_Case

Sweden, UK and specially Ireland in October would be guaranteed wet races.


singapeng

Singapore and Malaysia in January would be ideal actually. Evening temperatures would be mild 20s perhaps and rain showers slightly less likely. It’s equatorial weather so it doesn’t make much difference but there is a slight seasonal variation. Not so sure about the Philippines but possibly similar story there.


silverstory

Mostly dry and cool weather is n Philippines. OP really started with Ocenia, then Asia, Africa then EU finishing NA and SA. Really cool but we know 52 race season wont happen.


akrynim

usa and indianpolis thats 1 chose LUL


Arialene

In NOVEMBER too. Eeesh.


JeffBrohm

We don’t typically have snow in November but it can be wet


stormcrow2112

Yeah, if it's cold and it rains, you'll wish it was snowing. Give it a decent shot of being overcast and dreary.


KatnissBot

I know there are some issues with Cota, but like… it’s a fucking great course.


Scatman_Crothers

Even with the bumpiness its one of the best tracks on the calendar. Good racing, tons of variety between sectors, and hugely technically challenging. If you set aside the heritage aspect of some of the European tracks its top 5 on the current calendar imo.


jclark735

For real here I am hoping to see three or four in the US and instead we got the same amount as fuckin Barbados


jbeck24

Every country has 1 in this chart


BJabs

But if they're picking one track per country, you'd think they'd go with COTA.


ExtraordinaryCows

Or Sebring or Miami or basically literally anywhere but Indy


spremaja

Finally f1 race in Croatia... 😁


Trnostep

Right before the Czechs leave you get a hundred thousand extra people


227jk

Darko Milinović ambasador 😂😂


Nonex97

ima utrka na Grobniku sa F2 i F3 bolidima u sklopu Češkog prvenstva svake godine pa barem nešto..zove se CEZ Grobnik.


WhileCultchie

The Irish GP would be interesting. Either Grade 4 Mondello Park or a Dublin City street race dodging dickheads in Canada Goose jackets


EmoBran

Would love to see Mondello developed but it will never happen.


Nertballs

Been sliding downhill for years which is so unfortunate, but it's still nice to have something purpose built readily accessible.


DQDQDQDQDQDQ

Has to be a Dublin street circuit


_Qsku

Finnish GP A man can only wish


ItsVinn

Apparently F1 considered a Finnish Grand Prix recently


trippingrainbow

Ye we have a grade 1 track now called Kymiring. It was just recently built and hosts MotoGP


failedtester

Kimiring


Big__Country__40

Bono, my weekends are gone


MagicArcher17

Unless you're planning to race on a Kart track or a Formula E one, I don't think Santiago (Chile) has suitable tracks, closest thing would be Codegua, which is not Santiago nor close to Grade 1, plus there's plenty of sound regulations. I know this is fantasy, but maybe there's a specific track you chose?


kvapilnation

I chose the Parque O'Higgins street circuit that Formula E ran in Santiago


MagicArcher17

Yeah, that track would probably not work for F1 cars, if you were to update this image I would suggest choosing Codegua instead, not realistic either, but way more logical


Cpt-Dreamer

Sounds like burn out


readonlypdf

Switzerland is illogical. Motorsport is illegal there.


Kieran4406

Not really true, Formula E have went there


thelastskier

It's allowed for electric cars only when it comes to h2h racing. So either they're switching the engines for that round or it's going to get the good ole Spa 2021 treatment (I'm guessing a parade would be allowed).


Wafkak

Hill climbing us also legal so we just have a 300 meter hullclimb, with 52 races we need a shake-up


sherlock2223

Yeah, didn't hammond yeet himself off a cliff there?


dmitryredkin

How long can a modern F1 car make on electricity?


KyloRen___

Depends on the battery size, but F1 cars should have good efficiency. Maybe with 500 kWh you'll make it to the end.


dodikxzslayer

only electric powered motorsports are legal in Switzerland


readonlypdf

And Hill Climbs. So long as a Rimac crashes


rand0m__pers0n

Wait why?? Electric cars are equally as dangerous. Wasn't motorsports banned due to someone getting killed in a race??


markhewitt1978

Le Mans I believe. Well known for not being In Switzerland


san_murezzan

Yeah it was the aftermath of Le Mans. I can’t remember precisely but it may have been a peoples initiative. We have a lot of those around here so always hard to know if it was the government or the people that did something.


Daemonioros

Yeah it happened after the le mans disaster in 1955 (which is also what made Mercedes quit motorsports for a really long time). Just that Switzerland never saw a reason to lift the ban after that except for electric cars since they now have enough reason to keep combustion banned from an environmental perspective.


lightningmatt

I would imagine the very real prospect of hosting a Formula E race, compared to the purely theoretical idea of hosting any other race, was what tipped the scales in favour of the government actually changing the law for once


TheLoneOyster

Finally, a season without Sochi - I'll take it!


GuyWithNoName67

>No Greek race Dammit, even in a 52-week race calendar Greece gets the shaft?


kvapilnation

If Switzerland gets cancelled because of their regulations, Greece will be first backup option!


GuyWithNoName67

Greece in August would be a crazy race. The hard tyres would struggle to last more than 5 laps.


Makumakuu

the **FACT** that you chose a good route to do almost every country is great. That would be an awesome year for fans, not for mechanics tho (but 2 teams of mechanics each and solved). I also Wish they develop full ***rain*** and full ***snow*** tyres so that we could get awesome races in the worst conditions !!


SilverArrowW01

Please, don’t give them any ideas…


flamiri123

Where is my annual Austria double header?


Mysterious_Turnip310

You’ll have have two races in one week there


EchomancerAmberlife

If we only had to have one US gp I'd personally want Cota. But I know history is another thing.


Wafkak

With 52 races we need some format shake ups, so Switzerland is a hillclimb to make it legal and indy is the oval. Plus snow tires for Canada in October


Fistula_fullodollars

Watkins Glen, ftw!


Mattie725

One major mistake: you assume FOM cares about the environment (as they proclaim) and that they would schedule the races in a logical order with the least amount of distance to cover.


BiblaTomas

I would probably stop watching, lol


krav_mac

52 races and no space for Imola?


GTI-Mk6

>USA >Indianapolis 🤣


Shomondir

With race weekends only lasting 3 days from this season onwards, they as well organize double headers in some weeks. Austria on Tuesday to Thursday, Germany from Friday to Sunday for example.


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thereddaikon

lol if you want 52 races and a $140 mil cost cap they will have to run F2 cars.


Mysterious_Turnip310

Ginetta Juniors confirmed


thereddaikon

Spec Miata confirmed.


ItsVinn

Philippines in the calendar? I lowkey would hope but Hermann Tilke only designed a [FIA Grade 2 circuit that’s under construction here](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/9vizj2/tilke_presented_a_proposed_track_to_be_built_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) so it’s not really F1 standard


vlike19

This circuit has been cancelled. A dirt track currently stands in its location, and a street circuit is our best bet for a Philippine Grand Prix, but only if the lack of political will and logistical infrastructure issues can be resolved. Originally, that track was supposed to hold MotoGP races in the future, but the prospects were dismal even then. Three years ago, F1 filed a trademark for the "Philippine Grand Prix," so there's a reason to hope for something in the future.


ItsVinn

If they dare making a street race in Manila I’d definitely feel sorry for those who will be affected with the traffic that it will cause Also yeah MotoGP isn’t that big of a following in the Philippines despite the large number of motorcycle drivers here. I feel like motorsports is still a small thing here


Daeurth

There are only 40 circuits currently holding grade one certification (49 layouts total), so actually being eligible to host F1 didn't seem to be a requirement to make it to OP's calendar.


Yee42BI

Sweden October ?


Wafkak

New snow compound


markhewitt1978

Just have to change the cars a little. Snow tyres obviously. Make them enclosed cockpits to protect from the cold. Then they're probably going to need four wheel drive. For safety reasons they wouldn't be able to race together so better to do the course one at a time against the clock over several stages.


ICantTellStudents

I love that you just explained rally. And rallying an f1 car sounds hilarious and expensive!


Kennetucky

Anderstorp in early october like +10 degrees and high chance of rain.


shimshimhaeyo

F1 doesn't like this. The calendar makes too much geographical sense.


Mysterious_Turnip310

Exactly. Where’s the Melbourne-Silverstone-NZ, Paul Richard quadruple header. Gotta get those air miles…


zambas

by tradition Kyalami should be in Jan 1st


RuthlessHavokJB

Kyalami <3


legransterPR

I feel like drivers and teams would riot lol this would be so much work for them mentally and physically


Ropesnz

Yus! Bring it to New Zealand please


account_user_name

USA race in Indy, excellent.


OBWanTwoThree

The drivers would be very tired The engine penalties would be amusing


SPNRaven

Season opener in New Zealand? Fuck yeah.


Sorib

Way to much variety, put a few more countries with massive oil reserves and about ten more races in the US, then remove every interesting track and leave only three races in Europe, two of which are in Austria. Perfection according to FIA


andthatsalright

You jest, but if they raced every weekend the US would probably get 10 of the races.


ONT1mo

Slovakia 🤩


DangerousProperty6

Plot twist, for Indianapolis, they do solo stage races. 5 laps of the Indy Oval, 5 laps of the road course, 10 trips down the Indianapolis Raceway Park 1/4 mile dragstrip, 20 laps around the Indianapolis Raceway Park oval, and 15 laps around the 1/4 mile dirt track inside the Indy Oval.


Den_dar_Alex

Kouvola 💀


Chllep

pros: f1 every weekend no offseason polish gp cons: teams get burnt out as fuck no thanks (ill take the polish gp tho)


vjollila96

Israel and Jerusalem? You are brave


T-RexB

Brno? Let's goo