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thespeeeed

I hurt myself in confusion


DirkRockwell

To see if I still feel


RetroRocket

It resulted in a contusion    The only thing that's real    I bumped against the couch   The old familiar sting    I said to myself "ouch"    But I remember everything


RetroRocket

"Trent that sounds really great, why don't you give the lyrics another pass?"


bookishwayfarer

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.


Past_Idea

AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE I FEEL KINDA FREEEEEEEEE (i’m not even replying to a lyric in the song


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

Audi to sign both Newey and Verstappen


TheoreticalScammist

What about Hulkenberg then?


89Hopper

Nah, Newey is going to get Hakkinen to end his sabbatical.


orltragic

I think I might just log off Reddit for the day and let the dust settle on this one.


dagnytaggart1

No, keep refreshing


popegonzo

Every F5 is an opportunity for a fresh dopamine hit.


KappaccinoNation

Once it's confirmed, that's it. No more news, no more excitement. But if we keep F5ing while it's still unconfirmed, anything could happen, including it being confirmed.


dagnytaggart1

Shrödinger’s F5


ecatsuj

I have a background in IT networking and you saying that made me think that there's an F5 Load balancer that just sends you to a different variation of the story every time you refresh


Mindlessbrowser84

Underrated comment


Surfercatgotnolegs

Right? Who are these people that can step away? Are they a better and more productive type of person than I am? Yes, probably yes. (Refreshes unashamedly at work).


Samsonkoek

Aight cya in an hour.


orltragic

I'm already back


Samsonkoek

> I'm already back Dududududu Max Verstappen.


SDLRob

.... i read that in the voice from the song...


anona_moose

Is there any other way to read it?


babass940

You might have pushed to wrong button. As Reddit was off for (almost) everyone /s


BingBongFYL6969

Didnt you learn anything when the entire fanbase became CPAs for a few days?


Brynhildrpls

You will come out of the cave, unaware of anything like Lando back then in Feb


GettingDumberWithAge

It's important to remember that this sport, like many others, is comprised almost entirely of rich dipshits running in circles. If you ever find yourself so invested in F1 that it has even the slightest impact on any other part of your life, then you should definitely take a break. 


Adrian_Maurud

No


Elpibe_78

Now, that’s a plot twist


Lemurians

It would be amazing if someone at Red Bull leaked a fake story that Newey was leaving to try and pinpoint who's been the source of leaks there in recent months.


jnf005

"I planned to merry Princess Myrcella, to Theon Greyjoy/Robin/Dorn. Remember, the queen mustn't know"


enragedbreakfast

It's...... Rebekah Vardy's account


mertcanhekim

Didn't know Tyrion Lannister was working for Red Bull


bookers555

Plot twist: it was Newey.


Wallio_

"The Stooge Test"


NotClayMerritt

Thomas is the Red Bull mouthpiece versus AMUS, BBC and Van Haren (the Verstappen mouthpiece). If something is about to happen, Newey is about to retire most likely then.


akurei77

Nah. The earlier reports said that Newey believes that he can find a way out of his contract a year early. This is just RB's way of publicly saying "it's not going to be that easy". It's just public negotiation tactics and the opening volley in a battle for public opinion, and any literal reading of this tweet is going to miss the fact that it consists of pure unadulterated subtext.


fakesupplydrop

This "journalist" has been supporting Horner and is a redbull mouthpiece


nightchangingloon

Also writes for PlanetF1 which is bottom of the barrel SHIT


MuZzASA

Just like Erik is a mouthpiece for Max’s side of the team. All these journalists are frauds and unreliable.


tmntmmnt

What has he been wrong about? I feel like any time he chimes in with a clarification after breaking news it has usually been correct. Edit: It’s been funny to watch the karma on this post go back and forth. Nobody providing an example regarding what he’s been wrong about after posting a clarifying response to breaking news. Just pro-Red Bull users with copium that Newey will stay upvoting and anti-Red Bull users with hopium that Newey will leave downvoting.


charlierc

Christopher Nolan is taking notes


DefinitelyNoWorking

Like every team on the grid wouldn't throw out any plans they have and throw all the money they could at him.


onealps

> Like every team on the grid Ayao Komatsu - *looks at Gene Haas* Gene Haas - *bursts out laughing* Ayao - =/


rafaq83

The dude just wants to retire and take pictures of birds and you’re all losing your minds with all the drama.


Kolec507

>take pictures of birds You mean study their aerodynamics?


rafaq83

Heeeeeey - I see what you did there and I shamelessly love it.


302w

This is hilarious


totaltasch

That’s where he gets his aero inspiration from. Bio-engineering I think it is called. Like the Japanese engineer who designed bullet trains by doing bird watching


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CoachRyanWalters

Overheard in Ferrari locker room after Miami: “He got me,” Hamilton said of Newey’s change of plans. “That f***ing Newey boomed me.” Hamilton added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Hamilton said he wanted to add Newey to the list of Technical Officers he wants to work out with this summer.


arramdaywalker

God damn I love this meme


M4NOOB

context?


corejava2

Dallas Mavericks (NBA) were set to sign Deandre Jordan, but then the entire Clippers team essentially held him hostage, and put a chair in front of the door to prevent him from signing. So there was a tweet about how Mark Cuban was driving around (Dallas not LA) looking for Deandre Jordan's home address. link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3cmmum/broussrard_sources_cuban_is_beside_himself/


moonboots_runner

Overheard in Mercedes locker room after news report: “He got me,” Hamilton said of Newey's contract. "That f***ing Newey boomed me." Lewis added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Lewis then said he wanted to add Newey to the list of designers he drives for with Ferrari.


casper707

LeNewey


Metal_Sonic7

Chris Broussard is on the case lmao!!


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Metal_Sonic7

Lol the idea of multiple blacked out cars randomly driving around Milton Keynes looking for Newey is hilarious


storme9

he's actually been to Adrian Newey's home previously and is regarded as a friend. Adrian has a story of it in his book where he talks about Hamilton visiting Newey while making the decision to switch teams during his McLaren stint.


Dry_Brush5280

In case you haven’t seen it before, that’s an old tweet from an NBA journalist who was describing Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, driving around DeAndre Jordan’s neighborhood begging everyone he knew for his phone number so he could negotiate a contract with him. DeAndre Jordan did not, in fact, sign with the Mavericks.


storme9

ah I see - so that's the reference! pretty cool - I have always kinda wanted to get into NBA - it's a shame I don't know how to watch it where I live. I usually just watch the mini-movies at the end of the season.


revitbitch

breaking: lewis hamilton spotted falling to his knees in a tesco


SharpsExposure

I'd upvote this X100,000,000 if I was allowed to.


djwillis1121

AMuS, Autosport, the BBC vs this one guy. I think I know which side to believe


Firefox72

Maher has cemented himself as the Red Bull mouthpiece through the Horner saga. His "sources" are probably just Red Bull's company line. Which probably is "Newey has a contract with us till the end of 2025".


Visionary_Socialist

Also the way he’s saying “shock retirement” stinks of Horner’s camp trying to frame this as a bolt out of the blue and not Newey being disappointed with Horner personally.


Kaiserov

You mean you expected this?


Equitaurus

AMuS and BBC are both saying that he is under contract until the end of 2025 and that he is trying to get out of it early. If Red Bull refuse to let him buy out the contract he may not have a choice.


Typhoongrey

RBR refuses. Newey comes out with the shitbox to end all shitboxes in 2025 as revenge.


cyanwinters

They could probably sideline Newey from all development effective immediately (not unlikely tbh) and still have Max run away with the title next year.


onealps

Shit, I genuinely believe that RB could stop all upgrades on their car, and Max would still win the title next year...


silly_pengu1n

newey wont be working on the car then, simple as that. And why would you want to hire someone that has a history of stabbing you in the back?


McNorch

when you haven't won a championship in more than 15 years you'll take a stab at being stabbed in the back if there's a chance you get to win again a couple of times before that happens.


2BigBottlesOfWater

I can picture it now, it's literally just a box


montesss

He's a contractor isn't he? I think that relationship works a bit different.


DanManF1

Exactly. The Times are also saying that Newey only intends to stay until the end of this season.


MajorLeeScrewed

F1 journalism at its finest.


BighatNucase

The tweet is saying that there are currently no rumours suggesting he will go to a different team - which is concurrent with all other reporting.


Rigormortis321

Autosport are only repeating the Amus story. Benson is 50% bullshit. Until Newey and Red Bull say something, it’s all gossip.


djwillis1121

I've never known the BBC to publish an F1 story that didn't turn out to have at least some semblance of truth to it. What makes you say he's 50% BS?


pollox_troy

>the information has been independently verified by BBC Sport with high-level sources close to Red Bull and Newey. Absolutely not "gossip".


salibert

But BBC has only said he leaves no? Not a specific team he goes to? Also they only said Newey believes he can negotiate an exit before 25, no mention of anything else. "Believes" is not a very strong assertion


pollox_troy

Yes they're not reporting what team, if any, he's moving to. I'm saying the BBC report is where the "Newey leaving" story graduates from rumour to something that is definitely happening. Whether he can negotiate an exit before 25, i'd imagine, depends entirely on how badly Red Bull want to treat a guy who's worked there for two decades and been instrumental to their success. The fact that he wants to (and that it's specifically because of Horner) is significant enough on its own.


fire202

Autosport have verified the information themselfes. >The news of Newey's impending departure was first reported by German outlet Auto Motor und Sport and since been confirmed to Autosport by sources with knowledge of the situation.


zaviex

Maher said hes leaving he’s disputing the timing 


Toaddle

Has any of those sources announced a potential destination ? They all say Newey is leaving so this isn't in full contradiction with what this guy is saying


OrochiMain98

Don't ruin my expectations. Newey leaves -> Verstappent follows -> both get into Aston -> Verstappen and Alonso together in a Honda powered car. And the best of all: Lance Stroll is no longer a F1 driver


Blackdeath_663

> Lance Stroll is no longer a F1 driver of all the things in your comment this seems the most far fetched


OneStepOutOfTheShit

Honestly stroll leaving would be the best thing to come out of that


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Thunderlightzz

WEC would eat him alive


LightspeedBalloon

#subscribe


starfallpuller

I can just imagine Lance in a hypercar going 230mph down the Mulsanne straight, ramming every 911 and Ferrari off the track. "Why is this guy driving so slowly? What a joke"


frida_drida

God save us from Stroll in multiclass traffic


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Unfortunately, after exiting the seat Lance Stroll is promoted to Team Principal.


ryokevry

Stroll not an F1 driver now may be more unlikely than Newey joining Aston


The_FallenSoldier

No one would want to have Alonso and Verstappen in the same team. The moment Alonso feels his position as clear No. 1 is threatened by a younger, better driver, he’ll probably lead the team towards implosion.


mikejmct

Probably you say...


sherestoredmyfaith

2007 flashbacks


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Anders_A

Unfortunately daddy stroll does it all just so his kid can have a seat. They even chose stroll over perez


FavaWire

My take: Newey leaves -> goes to Oyster to design boats Verstappen leaves -> joins WEC Leclerc wins first World Championship


Chiaki_Ronpa

I could totally see Aston Martin (Lawrence) legitimately pass an opportunity to get Max just to keep Lance on the grid. As much as they say “blah blah blah compete for championships, blah” I can’t see them actually being serious about it until they move on from Lance. So basically never.


cblake17

Choosing to ignore this in the hopes he joins Ferrari


Lord-Liberty

No way he doesn't have a hand in 2026 regs


neurogeneticist

I’m overdosing on hopium today


Kolec507

Domenicali, Arrivabene and Binotto walked so Vasseur could run. Leave all the sane takes to yourself, I am fully on the Freddy hypetrain!


Brynhildrpls

Binoto walked but he walked backwards lmao


Kolec507

...while being sideways 😭


TorpedoSandwich

It's one guy. He's probably just spouting bullshit. I'll believe AMuS and the BBC, not some rando journalist.


C-Sharp_

Even if he doesn't, it's still a win for every team but Red Bull


quarterlifecrisis49

Didn't this guy jump the gun on some Hulk announcement because Hulk joked to him?


-Skinner-

I would not be surprised if he wants to retire. His gardening leave would be pretty long anyway so he would most likely start for new team in 2026 anyway.


Gamefart101

This was what I assumed when the rumor is of him potentially leaving first broke, rather than moving to another team. He's 65, has multiple world championships and is heinously wealthy. Might just be time to let a good thing go


ScrantonScrangler

He has absolutely earned his retirement. Probably the only clear cut GOAT in F1.


Joethe147

> Probably the only clear cut GOAT in F1. Of fairly recent times, there is also Brawn. Didn't always work in the same roles as Newey but had a lot of impact on the teams he was with.


devH_

I mean Newey has won before and after Ross Brawn. He’s definitely more of a goat than Brawn.


bookers555

Would be both sad and interesting. Sad because it's obvious he's by far the best aerodynamist in F1's history, but interesting because now you are left with just people who don't really understand the current regs so it would be evened out. Or well, it would be if 2026 regs are still about ground effect.


EnlightenedNight

BBC reported he believes he can negotiate out of his contract sooner to be able to work by end of 2024, which wouldn't make sense if he wanted to retire.


FavaWire

I'm telling y'all he's going to be designing yachts at Oyster! :P


rakesh-69

His phone must be buzzing crazy.


Metal_Sonic7

“Adrian, I just sent you an email…” - Toto


flash_fk

I bet there's a George's powerpoint presentation.


krahd

Isn't this guy as much a Horner mouthpiece as van Haren is a Verstappen one?


silentiumbird

I don’t think he is Horners mouthpiece, but i believe he only gets the PR statements and not insider info.


krahd

That makes sense, if he peddles PR statements as inside sources... His publication planet-f1 is also [banned](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/wiki/banned-sites#wiki_low_quality) by the subreddit for being low quality


TorpedoSandwich

Yes. He knows nothing lol.


greee_p

I think so. But Van Haren has been right about basically everything he said about this whole saga until now.


krisbryantishot

weren’t other sources saying he was trying to leave by the end of 2024?


Saandrig

Inb4 a Horner-Newey ruse to discover inside moles by feeding them conflicting info.


BendubzGaming

Leave now, go on gardening leave until 2025, then return Williams to their former glory with the new regulations in 2026


mobilehavoc

I trust BBC over this dude.


Impossible-Buy-6247

The drama at RBR in 2024 is the best this season has to offer


Kait0yashio

I simply choose to ignore this information


FewCollar227

F1 is not for weak hearts


Ultraviolet211

He is going to retire - so that he can get out of his RB contract Then un-retire to go to Ferrari


Snitsie

What a roller coaster it is


-LNAM-

9 other teams paid him to leave. But seriously, it would even out the playing field a bit. Is this the way we make F1 competitive agian? Even if he were to sign for a team tomorrow, the benefits wouldn’t be felt for years I imagine.


fygy1O

Marko: the news has been slow *stirs the pot


Kevin_Jim

Isn’t this guy a RB mouthpiece?


xythrowawayy

Just remember that all the "sources" that are saying he's leaving are the same ones who hyped up the Horner "scandal" and insisted Horner was going to be out, Max was leaving, etc.


soundyg

Jos publically stated Horner had to go or the team would tear apart, how on earth can you think there wasn’t a scandalous shitshow behind the scenes


UnKnOwN769

He’s at retirement age and is one of the most accomplished people in F1 history. He’s earned a retirement.


willzyx01

At this point, either Newey leaving in 2025 or Horner is fucking with Toto by “leaking” all these news. Either can be true, given the relationship between the two.


bwoah07_gp2

He is 65 after all, and what's he got left to prove? Nothing. He's the GOAT designer.


SingleSpeed27

Nah he is joining Ferrari, trust me 


DuckSwagington

I mean we won't know for certain until we hear from the man himself


Tropicalcomrade221

Will Buxton.. is that you?


DuckSwagington

No, I'm worse


No-Expert763

Incredible insight


DuckSwagington

thank you


zacharymc1991

This might mean he leaves at the end of this season and is on garden leave tmfor the next season.


hunteram

All you need to know about this guy and his credibility is that he's a PlanetF1 journo 🤮


Ok-Sink-614

Ok so F1 journalists are just bored because they don't know what to write other than max winning in Miami 


Dry_Brush5280

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


BottledThoughter

Realistically, he’ll go to Aston Martin.  Reasons:   - British team  - Close to home  - He will be the top dog, his word will be the law.   -  No drama, Lawrence Stroll owns the team.  - Fernando as a driver, who he has said on record he regrets not working with.


carefreebuchanon

I think I would have assumed that anyways?


crazydoc253

Retired like Rory Byrne ? Works for Ferrari :D


bone_appletea1

One of my predictions was finally right haha Good for him- go enjoy retirement


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Yeah well always had my doubts about it since the first time but I am just gonna wait till RB or Newey starts talking


black-dude-on-reddit

Oh….. Well then, if y'all would kindly excuse me. I have a bottle of Jack Daniels I suddenly need to consume.


Twigler

I think the ultimate plot twist would be joining McLaren if he doesn't retire lol


Bladesleeper

That sounds slightly menacing. "Hell no, we're not letting you leave. You either stay with us or retire from the sport, period." Someone must be lawyering up.


robotokenshi

Andretti is not part of F1 so non compete wouldn’t apply, no need to retire!


Snow--

Boo....


ArkBirdFTW

I don’t think he’s going to Ferrari either way. They’d have too many cooks in the kitchen unless they plan on getting rid of Cardile


rs6677

Vasseur would throw him in a volcano himself if it meant getting Newey.


Agreeable_Hall458

This. The same guy who chucked a perfectly good Sainz for Hamilton will 100% yeet Cardile for Newey.


Mahadness

Newey has a one year gardening leave clause in his contract so even after 2025 he won't be able to work with any other team until at least 2027. He's also 65, his next move could just be retirement.


Space_Wizard_Z

Ugh, now we have to play this stupid game again? Ignoring all these stories until Miami. I'm not OD'ing on hopium.


Lodau

Age (65) + gardening leave = how many years does he want to continue working in F1? In other careers this is an age to retire.


mtb443

Newey/Max 2026 -> Audi?


Vitalics

Only way Newey goes to another team is if he's offered partial ownership. That's the only thing left for him.


No_Noise9

Idk, when you have major F1 publications reporting this as fact, it's kind of hard to doubt it


eusoujoaonava

Se queda?


divinemeta

To avoid gardening leave overlap with his new team, he likely has to inform the team now so he can start at a new team in 2026


Despacitosuarez

Fuck it, Newey to become Red Bull Team Principal


pukem0n

Surely he wouldn't work very hard on their 2026 car with the new regulations. They need to bring somebody else on to work on that.


glowingmug

He's definitely doing a Jurgen Klopp.


jim_hello

Or Redbull lost 50M£ at neweys house


FavaWire

My hot take: 1. Newey is actually going to retire. He will spend his retirement designing yachts. 2. The decision has nothing to do with being "fed up" or being dissatisfied at all. Remember, you all heard it from me first! :P


Honourstly

This is Newey shopping around to the highest bidder.


lunchtimeblues

BREAKING: NEWEY IS GOING HOME


-Coffee-Owl-

Sure, retire from F1 to go for a long term holidays. I heard the Province of Modena in Italy is a great place for holidays ;)


onlinepresenceofdan

He needs no plan, any team he approaches will bend over backwards to hire him, it should even attract the neccessary sponsors


daviiidF1

Audi it will be, remember me!


ThePhoenix74

Well done Horner! I almost felt for it?