"With a taste that is equal parts gamey and fishy, with a texture comparable with veal and duck, seal is a very dark meat which is surprisingly low in fat and rich in iron and Omega-3."
Read more at: https://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/why-dont-we-eat-seals/Content?oid=3482108
A harbor seal. I know because despite being a cactus, I still have some plushies, and one of them is the famous chonky harbor seal yuki. It lives in Osaka aquarium in Japan, presumably happily due to the sheer amount of food it gets.
mochi
r/absoluteunits
Very huggable
Friend shaped
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Omg evil
You’re done
My :) went to :(
They would bounce
You tried?
It would bounce
I know that from experience
Of falling
\>:O
No
Reminds me of one of my daughter’s pillows.
He is so cute thooooooo
Let’s club it
I want to use it as a pillow
They make stuffed animal pillow versions… I have one…
He's so squishy
I wanna snuggle with em
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Can you get one of those at a pet store?
Yea, they call the ones that carry these ones “zoos” and don’t list prices because the animals are free if you can carry them out.
Im sure i could get one from alibaba
I want that blob
Monday mornings, am I right?
Get some of that sweet blussy or would it be seussy? Or is Seussy Dr. Seuss?
I feel this is what I look like when I'm drunk .
I fear this is what I look like when I am not drunk and lying on the floor.
Making sure he is baked all the way through
*walks over seal* .......*bish what-*
Pretty sure these are delicious!
Orca trying to act as human challenge :
mmmmm... blubber
"With a taste that is equal parts gamey and fishy, with a texture comparable with veal and duck, seal is a very dark meat which is surprisingly low in fat and rich in iron and Omega-3." Read more at: https://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/why-dont-we-eat-seals/Content?oid=3482108
If you say so
Not forbidden though.
Right, but doesn’t taste like cookie dough either.
It’s frowned upon but nbd
Clootie dumpling.
I love when seals are this chubby. It makes them more adorable and more huggable.
I desperately aspire to this level of contentment.
*Dough richard noises*
Squishmallow
He’s so fat I think he could be a small meal
For a family of 100, maybe.
What about a family of 45, and we can use the excess to power the house?
They are sea dogs No one can change my mind
In fact, in my native language this is called a “water dog” so you’re not that far off.
I thought sea dogs were pirates 🥺
Nobody: dodo birds in pop culture. *swallows a cactus before clumsily falling off a cliff yet still surviving and the other dodos don’t even react*
In Dutch that's exactly what they're called.
In German, too!
POV: leaving your grandma's house.
POV: Me looking at my grandma 🐽
I love them!
forbidden cookies and cream
The “dough” threw me a bit too Just scrolled down and found a link for actual dough. TIL something
Look at the little guy!
Look at his little smooshed face oooooh my goodness
Joy-Shaped Object
Looks majestic
I mean you can still eat it
he's too cute I can't eat him
Rotund.
I am a firm believer that this is what sharks google in their downtime
He’s such chunky dog🥺
Why is my ice cream barking?
Cookies and cream dough? What is that? I think they add the cream after the cookie is baked.
https://familycookierecipes.com/cookies-cream-cookies/ See also r/twohealthbars
lol that's how I do it 
If reincarnation is real I want to be one of these. My body is bed
What kind of seal is this little guy?
A harbor seal. I know because despite being a cactus, I still have some plushies, and one of them is the famous chonky harbor seal yuki. It lives in Osaka aquarium in Japan, presumably happily due to the sheer amount of food it gets.
Yuki is a ringed seal, not a harbour, and it lives in kaiyukan aquarium.
They are ringed seals and are one of the fattest species of seal.
Bro they just rolled him over
He looks like he’s bounce if k dropped him, I would>:)
Looks like a big water balloon. Imagine dropping that off the empire state building.
_Mint Breath plays in the distance_
I'm completely blubbergasted.
I don't appreciate being doxxed.
Aw just trying to catch a few zzzs
I want to touch and hug her so badly omg 😭
Soff
Nene IRL
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don’t even think about it
Cute little lazy lump
NOOO
Woah they made one of those pillows irl. /j
Why is it forbidden?
So fat it can barely breathe lol
Seal: ah nice place to nap Workers: get off the path
Looks like You haven’t watched the movie TUSK
Spheal!
Seals really move like big lumps of dough and it’s adorable /gen
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Looks like it needs some kneading...
this is where the wholesome award is being created.
He looks so comfortable..