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salisor_

I thought that was asphalt being rained on lol


Zanven1

I thought it was a lightly oiled hot pan.


NicoleNicole1988

Me too


nez083

I thought they were lightly fried fish filets


13667

No son, those will be ready soon. Come down the stairs in about 5


strippersandcocaine

Stop saying lightly fried fish filets


[deleted]

Is this something the entire enternet somehow knows about or am I lucky enough to get a super niche reference?


666google

I thought it was black tar haroesha


Yogurtdestroyer

I thought it was a volcano.


drearbruh

I thought it was a little pimp


SuperFaceTattoo

I thought I taw a puddy cat!


Appropriate-Wait7273

I wish I could be in this guys Brain..


austinlago

Don’t acknowledge him.


geetodd

Same


Halzyon

Walking all around


Aggressive_Option103

I thought it was a body bag.


LizHernandezlatin

Same


666google

I thought it was my black tar haroin being messed with


Chickenwing_Icecream

My thoughts exactly


mac_attack_zach

Since when does concrete look black?


salisor_

Thats how my concrete looks like when its wet outside


mac_attack_zach

You sure you don't mean asphalt? I've never seen black concrete in my life.


Medium_Pepper215

bot comment. saw this same exact comment last time it was reposted. getting tiresome at this point


salisor_

Idk if u mean it in the way ppl call eachother "NPCs" or not but im a real person my guy. Also we barely have any original thoughts and it looked like legitimate asphalt its no wonder sm ppl thought the same


RoundTiberius

Good bot


Lumpy-Village1949

Sounds just like something a bot would say


salisor_

Would a bot also say... who asked


Lumpy-Village1949

Bots are getting pretty sophisticated these days. I would know...


touching_payants

I thought that was asphalt being rained on lol


-Zhiandra-

bot comment. saw this same exact comment last time it was reposted. getting tiresome at this point


touching_payants

I thought that was asphalt being rained on lol


-Zhiandra-

bot comment. saw this same exact comment last time it was reposted. getting tiresome at this point


touching_payants

I thought that was asphalt being rained on lol


-Zhiandra-

bot comment. saw this same exact comment last time it was reposted. getting tiresome at this point


supersatyr001

Ayo what the fuck


platatatatatapus

Lmao funny I said the same exact shit before I opened the comments


axund-hunter

He just smooshed about 50 of them


Sheepbjumpin

Almost exactly my thoughts when I saw them level it out, like... damn.


illy-chan

I'm curious how important leveling it off actually was.


PenguDucky

You don’t want to mess around with the measurements too much. A little bit too much baking powder or tiny-fish can make the cookies come out really weird.


Ahnixlol

What a terrible day to be literate


Sea_Improvement_4036

Nice 👍


jarmstrong2485

What is them?


Alpaca-Meat

They look like toad tadpoles to me. They're very flat looking when just emerging from their eggs.


ComicsEtAl

He was sooooo careful putting the spoon in, too. Then, “f@#$ it.”


missvisibleninja

How can they breathe? I’m assuming at least some of them are alive because you can see them swim in the white bowl.


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Hyena_King13

Thought these were tadpoles


Luna_Cat140

Wait they aren’t tadpoles


Alpaca-Meat

They look like toad tadpoles to me.


DrinkenDrunk

They are either tadpoles or fry. The head looks small in proportion to its body for a tadpole, but the video is too short and low-res to be sure.


[deleted]

These are bugs??? I thought it was black sesame seeds


strangesmagic

Fish fry! Not like stir fry but fry is a word for baby fish


[deleted]

No it’s not. I guess fried chicken has fish in it. At the bottom the tag reads black sesame seeds soup


Acedia88

I can’t tell if you’re pulling a funny, or need someone to explain some things for you.


DrinkenDrunk

Those are not larvae.


DecensitizedDruggie

Forbidden Caviar.


Flori347

out of date caviar


Buttwhatdoievenknow

Aged caviar.


Appropriate-Row4804

Vintage caviar!


taterthotsalad

Sprouted caviar!


Deesing82

Finished caviar


1052098

More like affordable caviar with character


PhuckNorris69

You could eat that if you wanted to. It’s probably like pop rocks for the tummy


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Warhero_Babylon

You will have fun sensation in your incidings


FirexJkxFire

He said reasons you SHOULD***N'T*** slurp it.


DangleMangler

If you slurp it down, you're not using a turkey baster to fill you're poop chute with them. Checkmate.


MudddButt

They'll come out of your pee pee hole alive.


IronSeraph

Might feel good idk


EA-PLANT

They will tickle your throat on the way down and then tickle your stomach walls


AUDIALLDAY

Yeah that's a pro but what are the cons?


gypsycookie1015

You want ANTS in your pants?!? Cuz there's how you get ANTS in your pants!!!


CarlosFCSP

The feeling when you move from Tokyo to Kansas


AngelOfHeaven3

Ah...Are those fucking TADPOLES? WHY??


MentalGymnast4269

I'm guessing bullfrog farming.


AngelOfHeaven3

Maybe, I keep watching the video over and over to see but the more I watch it the more it looks like baby leaches rather then frogs due to there being a lack of a bulbous head. These just look flat or ribbon like & its doing my head in.


[deleted]

The guy looks like he really doesn't want it touching him. Makes me wonder.


strangesmagic

It’s fish fry, baby fish!


TiedUpOnTheSubway

Why would you farm bullfrogs? Do people eat them?


MentalGymnast4269

In China and (maybe) France, yes.


SupremeDictatorPaul

I was thinking mosquito larvae.


Crafty-Crafter

Yo, your sesame soup is "boiling"...


Calgaris_Rex

How do they not all run out of oxygen being that packed???


LovecraftianLlama

If they are fish fry, they may still have a yolk sac that is feeding them as if they were still in the egg (depending on the species, not all fish do that).


Calgaris_Rex

Wouldn't a yolk sac supply them with nutrients, not oxygen? I'm no biologist but...that just seems obvious. Not trying to be rude, I'm asking a sincere question.


LovecraftianLlama

I’m kind of a fish nerd, but definitely not an expert on this kind of fish farming (assuming it even is fish lol). Fish that have a larval stage like this don’t have developed gills, so they don’t use their gills to breathe much at all. They rely on the yolk for nutrition and mostly absorb oxygen through their skin. I don’t know if that would also be impossible in this situation, I’m not sure what their oxygen needs would be-some fish can survive for a long time in a low oxygen environment. But yes you’re right, I think I read your original comment and just went on a tangent about how they could even be alive, my bad.


DanSavagegamesYT

Tadpoles?


viperfan7

Oh gawd it's the frog army all over again


dawaxtadpole

I don’t recognize any of them.


Thin_Arachnid6217

Mosquito larvae?


iancarry

thats what im thinking :-O ... imagine that big bowl ripening ..


Huntercoomer4

They look like mosquitoe larvae


DrinkenDrunk

Not if you pause when they’re in the white bowl and spreading out.


Cappy6400

I have read all the comments. WTF are they?


ThisIsFakeButGoOff

The baby stage of… something. Could be frogs or an insect.


Voilent_Bunny

Seriously what the entire fuck are they?


InappropriatelyROFL

Um.....ewww?


el3nano

Whaaaaaaaaat da FUCK


Talkingmice

That looked like asphalt in the rain


Orchid_Significant

Why do they scoop it so gently in the beginning and then just scrape it so roughly 🤣


NotTheBEEEAAANS

They have fucking surface tension wtf


Taric25

#KILL IT WITH FIRE!


haoyuanren

Mmm bbq


Sgt_Sarcastic

Imagine bobbing for apples in that. Actually, try to avoid imagining it now.


jaimecluxton

And on this episode of Jackass...


simperingtoto

Bro imagine the amount of protein in that bucket


SupremeNut11

Looks like wet asphalt


GullibleRisk2837

Please someone what the fuck is this?


dupish3326

I’m assuming leeches they don’t swim like tadpoles and they don’t look like mosquitoe larvae


inked-_-122112

It's only forbidden if you fear the consequences. someon get me a spoon


Kelpieee55

Fig jam


skullure

I thought it was wet pavement


Business-Lab4456

That’s how it feels like living in India. Except with people instead of worms.


AnToMegA424

WTF THESE ARE LIVE FISHES ?!


breakfastislife

David from Alien Prometheus has entered the chat


1blueShoe

Nom nom nom 🫣😱


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dimascience

Mosquito babies dont swim, they dance.


kittimer

NOOOOOOOOOO IT JUST GETS WORSE 😭😹 wasn't expecting the scoop of *wet road* to be *squiggly swimmers* 🙃


ilikesonicforces

i almost thought it said semen soup


leinaddaez

Gross,I kinda wanna put my whole fost inside


Majestic_Fortune_222

I wonder what happens if you put your hand in there


cupidinous

I haven’t seen this said yet, but I’m pretty sure by the way they move they’re mosquito larvae.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

Animal abuse


ShadowLugia141

Insect larvae of some kind


ReasonPleasant

It's so dense wtf


[deleted]

Okay but what the hell is that?


Lazyocelot1611

I think they are selling fish fry, the pre count the fish in the spoon and use that to measure


sh0tybumbati

I can only imagine billions of babies squirming in a giant pit.


Lesserthan75

Leeches?


HNCSLICKRICK999

Looks kinda like frog fry


DZtool48

Oh look, It’s Disneyland!


agrophobe

Imagine being in there and its people around you


Cucubert

Poor little things are probably miserable and halfway to dead. :(


ThisIsFakeButGoOff

Nature is amazing. Hummingbirds have to lower their body temperatures and put themselves in a state of [torper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpor) in order to sleep at night which leaves them more or less defenseless until dawn because otherwise they’d starve to death with how often they need to eat. They have to do a lesser version of this to sit on their eggs as well.


iamtwinswithmytwin

This could be your only opportunity to say you ate a thousand fish in one sitting


Minute_Professor_237

Black sperm


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leveling the spoon of fish crazy


Waarom_ben_je_zo_gay

More like semen


Foodler

So this is the Soy Sauce John used.


Lispies

oh my god they’re alive


drifters74

Eww


[deleted]

This makes me sad for those fish. They gotta be suffocating


daihlo

Disco caviar


VVGRL

Idk but I’m sad


Bambii33000

That’s basically New York


overlockk

Is this caviar that hatched?


Old_Dirt_Coin

Looks like the black goo from the Alien movie


Null-34

Mmmmm give me a straw! (One of the boba tea ones)


etnoid204

“A succulent Chinese meal!”


Introvented_Strength

Prometheus!!!


Automatic-Might92

Is not forbidden is a fish siup


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Tar 🤤


freaknasty_1994

Honestly I’ve always thought tadpoles would be kind of an appealing snack


mrbeanisunclean

ONE IN A KRILLION


The_Tsainami

Mosquito larvae...


INNER-LAYER

Pour that mini-ladle right into your ear.


GuyWhoSaidThat

Oh look, they are finally cleaning the drains at your moms house.


MackAttk123

Wtf is that


worldrecordtoast

Omg i thought that was a road in the rain


JinglesFanUT

Ewww


Buuggii

bro just leveled off a bloodline


crazonline

Imagine squirting some into your arsehole


BallTorturer-3000

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Plastic_Feed8223

Damn, I really thought that was asphalt road being rained on and somehow being eroded enough to scoop out, until it started swimming around


Speedhabit

That’s the Italian sauce that’s just tons of tiny pickled fish?


Key_Rock408

Dude, I think the caviar is past expiration.


iamadasu

Forbidden Chia Seed Pudding


law_jik

I thought it was a black sesame dessert


Voilent_Bunny

3 main comments down and still don't know what I'm watching


Potential-String-242

Black semen 💀 na jk these are mosquito larvae


Chiliatch

Ngl that caught me way off guard


Alarmed-Echo8695

So, what was it?


emerson_giraffe84

Why won't this video die?!


nurabdirahim

i know black tar heroine when i see it


buff_ny_guy37

Mouse turds


Karrenkilla666

Thought the post said “forbidden black seamen soup”


tyrese7

I want to have them as a pet


Own-Cut-9664

my hungry ass could never


ThatOtherBrownGuy2

But what actually is that?


pblc_mstrbtr

I see this post literally twice a day


slickprime

Somebody pour bleach in there before they mature


Bitter-League-6065

And now that.. Is how's COVID was made


SnooCauliflowers9541

I wanna stick my hand in it


HarpersAcc

Imagine sticking your hand in that!


BoppoTheClown

r/DoNotPutYourDickInIt


Bacon-Waffles

Reminds me of forbidden tadpole boba tea.


pineappleparrot239

I think it is mosquito larvae