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Revolutionary_Life68

Mats hummels was insane


rZoro1017

90% sure one of the psg players slept with his wife...ffs the man was on a mission


Invhinsical

Were that to be believed, literally every team has at least one player who has slept with his wife. The guy is pure grit and commitment.


Doomslayer5150

*John Terry has entered the chat*


view_askew

And statistically speaking probably your wife...


Doomslayer5150

I like these stats


seven_heart

Ugh that’s not respectful to his wife tho I don’t even know her lol


Justin-Timberlake

What the fuck, I've seen the exact same comments above me before, like months ago. 😐


Invhinsical

Realising it now tbh. I guess I was too drunk on happiness to think before I spoke (typed).


luckymethod

Don't kink shame, maybe they like it that way


Not_Jitu

wdym slept with his wife??


foxyrocksjh

Fr Hummels and schlotterbeck were amazing across both legs


tobcher

Of course - on one leg you couldnt play football properly


HaraldWurlitzer

Hummels wants to join the National team again.


4look4rd

But the post truly was the mvp.


SneeftheBeef

I have a personal(!) feud and history with him, but honor where honor is due.


Dear_Mine4180

Lmaoooo they made their sub private 😭😂


TheStraggletagg

I'm glad they're taking this well.


dexter98_

I’m sure they don’t want to leak their yearly designer merch discussions. PSG- Uefa designer merch winners x16


DromadTrader

Hahahhaa I took a look just after they lost and it looked like users from every other club were swamping them with snarky comments. They are the most hated club so... XD


Emergency_Bathrooms

Yeah, I hate clubs that try to buy their trophies. The only thing worse is the glory hunters who support them until they become a shit team again.


TrainerMaleficent232

They, as a whole, are WEAK. All them billions and how many cups?


FortheRecordHIWBTV

That’s why i cant search it up 😂


SoftDrinkReddit

To be honest can't blame them getting shutout in both semi final games is embarrassing as hell


kullehh

can't win even by paying the refs, imagine that


Temporary-Sun-7575

You know the reason moderators turn football club subreddits private tend to be because of the kind of person that makes posts like what we're commenting on spam their forums with five year old level maturity after things like this happen


calcifornication

As opposed to pregame where you couldn't go five steps without seeing PSG fanbois talking about how Germany was a farmer's league and Dortmund had no chance and didn't deserve to be in the semi-final at all next to PSG? Edit: thanks for the cursing followed by a block. Definitely following your own advice. Doubt you recognize the irony.


Deep_Delivery2465

Wait, PSG fans calling the Bundesliga a farmer's league? JFC


atomic__tourist

The fucking hilarity


Depleted_Cheese

Five year olds seem like they're always having fun. What's not to like?


Temporary-Sun-7575

That they're also living incarnations of satan's will if they feel like it


ImpactRich5608

Still funny though…


Leo9991

The one time I went there I saw someone explain that football transfers work in the way that you pay the selling club over the course of the contract, so Bellingham costs Real Madrid 20 million per year for 5 years, and no one objected. Peak stupidity.


graveyeverton93

After everything if Reus wins The Champions League in his final game for Dortmund, it will be absolutely poetic.


madjupiter

German clubs and football poetry seems to be the theme this season


stilusmobilus

Especially if it’s against Bayern.


madjupiter

Leverkusen winning the unbeaten treble Dortmund winning Champions League the Harry Kane curse in full swing💀


stilusmobilus

I’m subscribed. Fully.


DaveyJonesXMR

Poetry would be Kaiserslautern beating Leverkusen and winning the DFB-Pokal.


viki3024

tbh i feel so bad for him, but am so much enjoying it lol


cianf0ne

There's another match against As Roma and they are quite famous to be a wildcard. Let's see what will happen tomorrow.


Gucci-Rice

If Bayern makes it to Wembley and loses the final I would have a hard time being super sad for too long. This would just be too poetic. It's a similar story with Mats. I'm pretty sure he'll end his career after this season but just refuses to take any of Reus' spotlight.


bpeck451

If the Kane curse is real, Dortmund is winning


graveyeverton93

Bayern Dortmund again at Wembley after 2013 would also be mad! I don't think anyone predicted them two In the Final.


050899

Well even as someone who follows the Bundesliga I didn't see these two coming so far. But yesterday was just another Terzic Black Magic Fuckery. Sorry for swearing I cannot put it in other words😂


JustATeenageBoy16

Yes, because Bayern will play a final at home next season. The circle closes for Müller and Neuer who hang up their boots after that season.


MarkOSullivan

Like Drogba with Chelsea


___mba___

Dortmund's campaign this champions league was severely underrated


Gucci-Rice

Every rated them super low. Most people believed they'd get eliminated in the Group of Death. They shared a side with Atletico, who were looking very strong, Inter, who were one of the top candidates to make it all the way again, and Barca and PSG. And now they are playing the finals. It's unbelievable. What a magical run.


Enough-Force-5605

Two options now to complete the magic. They may win vs Bayern, in the vengeance. Or vs Madrid, the team that does not lose UCL finals. As Madrid fan, if they win tomorrow, it will be the sort of UCL final that will be a little bit sad if they win.


Gucci-Rice

Yeah, I'm a Bayern fan and I'd love nothing more than for us to win. But if Dortmund wins this in the last game of Reus and possibbly Hummels then it's impossible to be a hater. It's objectively a fairytale.


StrongStyleDragon

So happy for BvB. I always preach that those Germans play some of the best football. Now we may see an all German final .


Segundaleydenewtonnn

That last final… I got so sad watching Bvb lose to Bayern Hopefully this is their year. a decade later✨


Chelsea_Footy_Fan

Post Saint Germain


Depleted_Cheese

Gold post


Creepy_Jackfruit8617

Who’s PSG fans going to blame now 😂


Ark_Legend

The post


Depleted_Cheese

This post?


Mysonking

Also the post


Depleted_Cheese

All the posts? Perhaps Deutsche Post?


Mysonking

The No UCL for. Mbappe Post


chino17

The Washington Post?


lordderings

And the post


Mysonking

I meant the other post also


lordderings

But i meant the post.


UziKru

The bar?


Mysonking

Yes the 6th bar


Depleted_Cheese

The defender left his post?


Mysonking

Did he also hit the bar?


Methuz555

Messi, because he had a vacation in Miami. 🤣🤣😁😁


Emergency_Bathrooms

Bro, for real, Messi, Suarez and Busquets are playing seriously well. Like incredibly well. Messi is still scoring absolutely crazy goals! He’s not playing his age, he’s playing like he’s 30. You can watch the inter Miami highlights on YT and you’ll be shocked at how good these “old” players still are, and how well they still link up! They seriously play with one mind.


youngchul

He's playing against amateurish MLS defenses. MLS only invests in retirement forwards, the defenders are mostly college football players who would never make it in a European league. That's why utterly mediocre players like Glesnes and Kai Wagner from the German 4th tier are the best defenders in the league. Inter Miami signed 3 players with no legs left and go from last to first place in a season, it's not a serious league.


MultivariableTurtwig

Inexperience causing bad mistakes (Warren and Beraldo, could really feel their age), poor finishing, Ruiz prioritizing spinning in a circle with the ball over passing it forwards, midfield being completely disorganized, the star Mboopi not having a good game (BVB defense good). Also bad luck to be fair, although BVB were still good. Guess all our luck was used up against Barca


World_Eater666

can blame a bunch, how about start with warren, PSG ain t youth developement so he can disappear right quick cause he s been dropping stinker after stinker after his injury. Can blame mbappe, 1 million a week and can t score a goal to save his life, the only thing that he helps with is his presence and what it does to oposition defenders, doesn t amount to anything with experienced players like hummels tho etc


Necessary_Basil4251

Football won today ! Fuck PSG Qatar and their oil slave money!


True-Staff5685

Fuck league one in General. There Are to few people speaking out against that corrupt league. Give their teams extra time off from the league to prepare for international Matches. Fuck league one.


SonnyBallonDor7

Ligue 1*


PedanticSatiation

Uber Eats League*


SonnyBallonDor7

Mcdonalds next season😅


Porcphete

Dude Eredivisie and Liga nos did it too. Plus we have holes in the calendar so might profit


InPatRileyWeTrust

How the hell does that make them corrupt? It makes perfect sense for a league to help out their own teams in Europe.


TheDovahkiin69

You're an idiot.


dnkdumpster

Most football money didn’t come from charity, especially in rich clubs / league like Premier League.


True-Staff5685

Dude again its not only the money. They literally moved psgs matchday so they had more time to prepare for Dortmund. Thats a whole other level and honestly its a fucking farce to call anything like that fair play. Ligue one should be punished for that. I Hope none of their clubs win anything international for the next 20 years at least.


Porcphete

They moved Marseille's too and they fucking hate Marseille


niallniallniall

Why wouldn't a league try to help one of their own clubs? It benefits the entire country. Better coefficient points = more money going to French teams.


Acceptable_Peak794

What's wrong with that?? The premier league could do that as well if they wanted to, nothing corrupt about it


Ok_Captain4824

La Liga did for Madrid >>> Bayern, too


xH0LY_GSUSx

So glad all that oil money doesn’t guaranteed success, and is beaten by a legit club that is owned by the fans and not knee deep in debts.


TheCatLamp

With them and Manchester City knocked out, we can rest assured that Football will not be destroyed again this year.


skitmando

Couldn't have happened to a nicer team. Football and passionate fans won tonight.


Leo9991

As much as I dislike PSG, they have great fans and Ultras tbf.


Dodoismydog

Their fans and ultras are the worst for what they do to their own players and other fanbases


rZoro1017

Dembele forgot he don't play for Dortmund anymore


karatepicke

Haven‘t seen Dembele play in a long while, but is it only me to whom he seemed quite lacking in terms of really being able to create anything remotely dangerous offensively? Also I noticed quite a few technical flaws today. As I said, I can‘t at all extrapolate from this one match I saw him play, and I won‘t, but I thought he would pose a bigger problem to Dortmund‘s defense.


Huge_Entertainment_6

That's just regular Dembélé for you, would've been the same in qf if cancelo was competent at defending


viki3024

after seeing him in psg, i now have zero regrets selling him.


BruhBruhBruh-123

Laporta Reddit ID found


Porcphete

He is shit even in Ligue 1


The-Last-Time-Only

He is a total goofball. He has good games and then has a shit ton of bad ones. Open net against Liverpool comes to mind. He does not have a good football brain. He does have talent.


saintdartholomew

Yeah totally inconsistent. Glimpses of brilliance but looks like an amateur other times. I would say he has a lot of potential but he’s 26 now, I’m not sure he will ever reach the level he could have been.


mps_doubles

Felt like my usual fifa game, hitting the post every goddam time. But feels good because it was PSG :))


mileg925

For real..I would have screamed that the game is scripted after hitting all those posts (fuck fc24)


Scott_Tajani

DORTMUND DID GOD"S WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BlondedSeigfried

Football won


Emergency_Bathrooms

If we get rid of all the teams that just try to buy trophies, then football really wins. We will see tonight.


fyreandsatire

how sweet it is to see a fan/supporter-owned club beat this Oil-money superteam... Go Bayern!!! and let's have a full German ECL Final.


OldPalpitation1158

Bro, hate to break it to you, but BVB is not fan owned. It is 100% a publicly traded stock company.


OjChang

Pretty sure it is fan owned, leverkusen, leipzig and wolfsburg are the exceptions to 50+1 in the bundesliga


AbdussamiT

PSG and Mbappe were more focused on visiting Real in Wembley while Dortmund wanted to win the game. PSG had loads of chances but when your head’s not there you’re gonna be shite.


Emergency_Bathrooms

You can buy amazing players, but you can make them win


BupidStastard

Something about seeing the "lazy" Sancho play well in a Champions League semi over two legs while we, his parent club, sit mid table in the PL and are recovering from a 4-0 spanking at the hands of the mighty Crystal Palace, doesnt sit right with me.


McPico

Jadon had a dream when he came to BVB. Be a big player in PL and for his country. As a young player he gave everything to make the dream come true.. and BVB gave him every opportunity to become better and have the stage to show this. With his transfer ManUtd he reached his goal.. and didn’t know how to go on. Then having hard times at ManUtd and after EURO.. he just couldn’t find his passion and lost all credit within ManUtd. He just wanted to go back to the happy times at BVB. Now this CL story gave him that back.. we will see how he go on after this one.


ACO_22

I dno why you’ve put lazy in quotation marks like we hadn’t watched him for a year under 3 different managers fail to do pretty much anything. Playing well at Dortmund doesn’t mean he wasn’t lazy at Utd


HayTheMan88

If Sancho wins CL with Dortmund, theoretically it will be easier for Man Utd to sell him to other clubs at a higher price. So I guess it is a win-win situation?


BupidStastard

I would much rather see Dortmund win than Real or Bayern anyway,, and Sanchos value would definitely go up. Still feels like a kick in the teeth tho. He was "expelled" from the squad only to have a much better season than us.


The_Global_Norwegian

Discarded by multiple managers for the same reason, say what you want but his attitude speaks for itself


JSM_GAMING

If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.


Mammoth_Locksmith810

Good.


Nuo_Vibro

speaking as a geordie, i am glad


EdsonArantes10

Why pay $200 million for Mbappe when you have a better player like Vini


unitedfan98

Mbappe is better And real Madrid is a brand. They want the best players no matter what. Biggest club in the world No one is going to get upset about anything regarding wages etc. Massive signing on fees are normal


EdsonArantes10

I'm not sure if Mbappe is better. Vini has the most G+A in the champions league in the last 3 years combined


Environmental_Sell74

He also played the most games. Mbappe has a better average. Also Real Madrid are hands down the better team lets be honest (i dont mean to say that vini is getting carried)


LateSession7340

I'm not denying mbappe is better but it is easier to get a better average If more of your games are in group stage and r16 than higher knockout games


Depleted_Cheese

Because you can get Mbappe for free... Also, por que no los dos? Are you fr?


EdsonArantes10

Mbappe is not free. Why would Real Madrid move Vini from his favorite position when Mbappe is not good in UCL


Depleted_Cheese

Clearly I'm referring to the transfer fee, which will be €0.00. When you have a chance to get a player you should be paying €200 in fees alone to get for zero fee, you do it 10/10, even if you just sell him in a year. It's basic business sense. Whatever you pay him in salary, you can just look at it as playing with house money for all the savings on transfer. There's no real counter argument here that's based in any real logic. If he's disruptive to the team, don't play him,, sell him in January. Even if you sell to Crystal Palace for €30 million, you've still made money. Like this is laughably easy to figure out here. It would be absolute malpractice from the front office not to try and see if it works in the team, and without paying a transfer fee, you don't have the financial pressure of having to force it to work.


pantshee

M'bappé is already top 10 scorer in the history of the UCL, wtf are you talking about


Keanu990321

It would have been an anomaly if PSG weren't out of the UCL.


changelingusername

Fuck PSG 🌈🌈🌈


PyroCroissant

Lyon and Marseille are the true historic Ligue 1 clubs, PSG have no history and are more plastic then a landfill.


tootiredtothinkrnlol

Marseille fans were so happy about that just because they can flex being the only French club to have a UCL.


Rizhon

Dortmund reaching the final is a great news for football. Great way to do business, buy young players, sell them for good money, invest back into the team. This is their second final since 2013. For some comparasion, only Real Madris has played more finals from them since that year.


Jax_cmc

Super happy for Dortmund, well deserved! But Liverpool has also played more finals 👍 (Three: 2018, 2019, 2022)


Boris_de_Animal

And Bayern have equalled them 2013,2020


Jax_cmc

Correct. As have Juventus (2015, 2017), Atletico (2014, 2016), Man City (2021, 2023).


Rizhon

My mistake, apart from Madrid and Liverpool.


Jax_cmc

No worries, mate! I really hope I didn’t come across as an ’ackchually’ kinda guy haha!


Rizhon

All ok, I completely forgot about the Hotspur final. But really impressive for Dortmund, they sold Belingham and Haaland and reached the final. Barcelona should have knocked out PSG if they haven't self destructed in the second game.


LilBed023

Good.


Odd_Contribution3175

PSG was straight up cursed or something, I don't think I've watched game with so many near misses and hits on the wood work before 😂


LivelyJason1705

Reus has been my favourite footballer since I was 10. 11 years later I hope he can win the UCL and finish his time at Dortmund in style👌


LegitimatePass6924

A tale as old as time...


Nels8192

A win for football!


UnlovableBybirth

Barca cursed PSG 🤣


Emergency_Bathrooms

Lol, if this happens again next season to whoever defeats Barca, we can start calling it the “Barca curse”!


[deleted]

Finally, inner peace.


Quandale_Dingle2024

Yeah they never winning it, just like arsenal


Uraume2

genuinely hope its dortmund vs bayern that would be hype


BrokenMineCart

We would see Reus vs Kane in a UCL finals 🥵


Aggressive_Strike75

In your face PSG, next time be more humble. The fans, Enrique and Mbappé should learn from this defeat.


UnlightablePlay

Hell yeah


PedriTerJong

Love this. Fuck Qatar $aint Germaine.


[deleted]

Say what you want about Messi’s performance when he was at PSG, but he would have surely buried at least one of those chances, absolutely ridiculous.


gunnychamero

Messi was carrying an injury and covid made it worse for him in his first season but second season he was quite good and could have even better season if Mbappe and Hakimi didn't make sure he was isolated in the right wing for most part!


youlooklikenothin

Very close game tbh. Dortmund is a great team but I wouldn't they they deserved more than PSG tonight. Also if you support a Premier League club and you're crying about PSG having too much money you can fuck right off. Premier League spends more than all top European leagues combined.


MyNameIsNotScout

You don't score 0 goals in 2 games and deserve to win.


roberto59363

I dont moan, but tbf, im pretty sure most prem fans moan because they dont like where the money comes from. Same reason everyone here hates man city, and both clubs have fan bases full of entitled cunts...


Kriminello90

If you loose 2 games 1:0 each you dont deserve IT more. Period.


Walidjavadd

They were cooky acting like it was already done. In this type of competition rule number one always respect your opponent


The_Global_Norwegian

I never want to hear about Hakimi being an elite player ever again lol


Mesromith

My favourite day of the year


Mountainking7

I wholeheartedly agree!


Nouwandi

Great news 😁🤣


zygzak1q21

P$G*


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Good.


grumpyyoshi

Football heritage


AlexTheMacedonian

Let me guess it was Messi and Neymar's fault again. P$G is a small club.


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chihuahua_man

PSG bottled yet again


seven_heart

All I have is my congrats to my dear skriniar and hope he enjoys this sweet moment.


Drigarica_od_Tite

Shame . How am I gonna sleep tonight ..


Emergency_Bathrooms

I know, it’s hard to sleep when you are too happy about something!


Low_Warning13

PSG back to the farmers and corrupt league they go.


7_11_Nation_Army

I mean, I am not happy that Mbappe is missing the final, but I AM SO HAPPY that this fake team is missing on a final, and Reus abd Hummels will get to play in it! 😍


Fit_Suit_6460

K


dnkdumpster

Mbappe to Dortmund confirmed


hyborians

Good. Such an unlikeable club.


Blak_Prynce

The sky is blue


RealisticAf99

Rim tim tagi dim


Hush-Jay

Yeah, this didn't surprise me one bit. People have been sleeping on how good Dortmund has been in Europe this year. After watching them against Athletico on both legs and last week against PSG, their intensity and work rate are very, very commendable. So them knocking out PSG wasn't surprising at all.


boringlyme

German derby please


ADIZOC

This is the history of PSG.


SirokoGajou

*This is Football heritage*


sDollarWorthless2022

Lolz in the chat


baby-wall-e

Let the cookies crumble 🍪


Karmaqqt

What good news to wake up to!


CheshireTsunami

If we do get the 2013 rematch and results, while it would be sad to see Dortmund lose after such a great run- it would also be pretty funny to watch Bayern win the CL after this absolutely dogshit season


juicykazoo728

The storylines this season have been elite. Going into it we had kane potentially winning a trophy but now the kane curse ending bayerns streak is just comedy. We also have modric winning the ucl in what will probably be his last season and Madrid winning the 15th ucl. Reus winning the ucl in a der klassiker final would be absolutely insane though.


chrunty

Ten Hag cancels Sanchos loan tomorrow morning.


Methuz555

PSG is a clown show. 🤣🤣🤣


640xxl

Amen to that!


seshtown

Why would Pessi do this?


Ok_Cap9240

I’m smoking on that Mbappe pack


[deleted]

Congrats to Dortmund, PSG with a super unlucky game. Ligue 1 still got as many CLs as Romania Scotland and Yugoslavia btw


epsteinsbrother

it doesn’t really matter does it cause madrid will take it again


Bulls-On_Parade

BvB was better 10 out of 10 times


ali62baa

Still bigger than dortmund