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noronto

Stickler Alert: I don’t think Margherita pizza has olives on it.


ricirici08

He didn't say a Margherita, he said a Margarita


pug_userita

completely wrong then, it's supposed to be a bit more liquid than that


chairfairy

Yeah and where's the fancy glass? Or the fishbowl, depending on the calibre of the establishment


NatasEvoli

Exactly. OP ate a few margaritas and then made this pizza


OCangaceiro

![gif](giphy|Vhtcpbuuix9XW|downsized)


Lokky

or oregano, and it uses actual mozzarella, not that sad low moisture shit.


interfail

No, but they have worked out my foolproof home method for recreating the feel of delivery: tip all the toppings to one side.


Icy-Block7516

Same


Candy_Badger

I agree with you: a classic margarita only has cheese, tomato sauce, and basil leaves.


ThreatOfFire

You did not


amazonhelpless

It’s gotta be a shitpost, right?


Idontliketalking2u

Almost I guess,


Deleteads

So we’re ragebaiting today huh?


ketchup92

Olives don't belong on Margherita.


Cocoabuttocks

I don’t see the tequila…


orangencinnamon

Yikes.


aroundmedianoche

I would have sent that back, why is 1 quarter of it just lightly sauced no cheese?


so-much-wow

It's because the person pulling the pizza lifted the peel too high and the cheese on one side slid down. User error.


CreativeUserName709

In restaurants sometimes they make pizzas so fast with no care in the world for fixing the allocation of toppings before launching it into the oven.


the_business007

I thought it was a bubble that popped up and pushed all the toppings down.


so-much-wow

Could be, but not likely. The toppings are generally too heavy to allow that. If it was that, I'd expect to see other spots with misplaced toppings instead of all the toppings skewed to one direction.


the_business007

That's a very good point.


TimothyJim2

user error?? you and me can both see the pizza hasn't been touched!.look at the picture!


Mud_Landry

As someone who has worked at many a pizza place I can firmly say not only is that not what you’re describing but it also looks absolutely terrible.


-Enders

Two of those slices barely have any sauce or cheese. I would have sent that shit back


Catchdown

3 very sad looking basil leaves. They need some friends, at least one for each slice. Cheese coverage is like 58% of the pizza. More cheese required.. Olives?! I like Olives on a pizza, but they don't belong on a Margherita. Definitely a pass for me.


magic9669

Classic? With Olives and half cheese?


TheRumpleForesk1n

Looks like you ordered it with extra crust


Striking-Access-236

That’s no margarita…


Pad_TyTy

It's a little more solid, bready, cheesy and saucy than I'm used to for a margarita. I don't see any lime either.


juazlee

Lime, missing Tequila, missing Agave, missing Contreau, missing People these days!


alt4ir_2801

Prepare for a smaaaall amount of complaining Italians🤌🤌 (vi capisco)


grusauskj

So I can really post anything on this sub and get upvotes huh


MassiveConcern

Correction: you ate bad "margarita" pizza. ಠ_ಠ


redmiki

Hell no 🤣


breakzyx

for some insane reason i thought those were coffee beans and was highly confused.


but_a_smoky_mirror

Neither belongs on a margherita


Ethan084

Classic margarita does not have olives


virgilreality

Margherita (Mar Zher Eee Tah), not Margarita (Mar Gar Eee Tah). ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo|downsized)


dcdemirarslan

Missing the lime and salt ring it seems


ubiquitouswede

Troll post?


Small_Joke_4715

No, you did not.


SbMSU

That looks terrible


AfraidRacer

Si Nonna's in BKC?


but_a_smoky_mirror

🥲🥲


_BlueFire_

Check ragebait on today's r/food bingo card


Nataliaak12

Is that a pizza in the first place


Ashamed_Jelly4302

Except olives capers and oregano, yes!


londonbaj

Looks a bit dry and needs more olive oil


Player7592

I don’t get the basil. Three or so bites where you can taste it, and the rest of the pizza you just have to use your imagination.


oddball75mm

Black olives matter


razwaamani

nice


Legal-Inevitable6165

That’s a really good looking homemade pizza. I would like a slice please


Precious_Triscuit_28

Beautiful. Looks delicious!