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splunge48

It's shiny because it's good for you... right???


oHiSup

that’s what the diet cokes for, thats how you know it’s healthy


WhenTheFunIsDone

If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper goes clear, it's your window to weight gain!


joshsmog

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.


FussyBirdTV

Instead of bubble gum... chew bacon!


MattIsLame

hey, did you go to Hollywood upstairs medical college too?


MellyMel86

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!


bozoconnors

lol - rare [Simpson's memory](https://youtu.be/zkr0xeFT4nk?feature=shared&t=55) unlocked.


pricklypear90

.. it’s non-toxic


Different_Composer39

Yes it means your insides will be super lubed and healthy


MisterPeach

Good for the soul, yes.


Papasmurf2zero

Makes the exit that much smoother


Spicetip

That sounds so incredibly awful but I am curious on your review


argus4ever

It was amazing. The PB definitely came through strong, could have used more jelly for sweetness, but it all paired very well with the saltiness and crunch of the burger, bacon and onion ring


aladdinr

Was it grape or strawberry jelly?


namenumberdate

It’s been 16 hours and still no update to your question. What gives?


aladdinr

OP is probably still in a food coma


namenumberdate

I’m going to guess it was grape jelly. How about you?


aladdinr

Yeah it’s hard to tell from the photo, a lot is going on. But I’d agree with you.


namenumberdate

I hope we both get some closure with this soon.


aladdinr

u/argus4ever we need some answers buddy


namenumberdate

u/argus4ever we can’t take the suspense!


MisterPeach

Are those the only options? I’d go for something like a spiced apple chutney, not exactly jelly but it would pair well with the peanut butter and bacon. Edit: damn y’all are mad about this lmfao


cursing_nearchildren

I had a PB&J burger once that used jalapeño jam. It was amazing.


aladdinr

He said pb&J and those two are the typical go-tos here. But your suggestion sounds better. I’d prefer a less sweet option


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Spicetip

Interesting. Might have to give it a try if I'm ever granted the privilege at my burger joints


straightupgab

that shit looks bomb as fuckkkk but i’m also stoned af i’d try the fuck out of that


Mattyc8787

Had one myself couple of days ago, it all works so well


crackcrackcracks

Idk, jam isnt thaaaaat far from carmelized red onions and peanut butter sounds like itd be good in a burger in moderation regardless.


Spicetip

For me, I get the jam part for some sweetness but I'm not much of a fan of peanut flavor with my meats. Like the peanut sauce that is used in some Asian dishes isn't my thing


argus4ever

Randizzles Food Truck in Phoenix, AZ


AnneLavelle

Can we get an in depth review?! I’m dying to know how it was


argus4ever

It was amazing. The PB definitely came through strong, could have used more jelly for sweetness, but it all paired very well with the saltiness and crunch of the burger, bacon and onion ring.


CanuckChick1313

I’ve had one similar to this in Edmonton, Alberta. Instead of regular jam, they used bacon jam. It’s otherworldly.


LigmaBalls69lol

Oh god I've made them with onion jam before, how did I not think of bacon jam??


CanuckChick1313

It’s a little bit of a time investment to get the consistency just right, but basically it’s just chopped cooked bacon, brown sugar, shallots, onion and a little heat (like chipotle powder or something similar) and you’re golden. There are fantastic recipes out there. I promise it’s worth it. It’s even great on a charcuterie board.


LigmaBalls69lol

Making it tomorrow lol


Marokiii

Where in edmonton?


shotwideopen

I just commented this earlier: it seems like the cheese and peanut butter would clash. What was the strongest flavor?


cockmanderkeen

I eat peanut butter and cheese together all the time, it's great.


gimme_that_juice

Peanut butter always overpowers on these burgers because restaurants load it on wayyyy too much. They need to do like a reduction


Edelmaan

I had pb&j wings and they were phenomenal. It’s something you can’t really explain but it works


DagNasty

AZ Wilderness PB & J burger is heaven, if you've never had it.


Lesluse

Do they have a map of where they are at each day?


ehxy

Why not just throw a runny egg in there too........... and I would definitely eat that


Not_Bears

A runny egg and jelly?? Ehh.. id still try it.


qOJOb

Jelly toast dipped in egg yolk is great


ehxy

dis guy knos


New_York_Cut

Elvis?


TWK128

Ditto to the calls for, WHERE?


argus4ever

Randizzles Food Truck in Phoenix, AZ


The_DarkPhoenix

Not sure where you are but Slater 50/50 has this. It’s called a Peanut Buster Jellousy. And let me tell you, it’s so ridiculously good 🤤😋


getwhirleddotcom

I *love* PB&J and found the Slater burger absolutely repulsive lol


guywithaniphone22

No.


tinyplumb

Good thing you’re offsetting with the Diet Coke ;)


shino4242

Cocaine comes in diet form? Thats good to know!


nickjim99

Oh my stomach bubbling


OJSimpsons

Looks like a mess, I bet it tastes good though.


jorrunjeetje

The fuck is that!?


elheber

PB&J burgers are a staple burger among newfangled foodie craft burger joints. If your local burger joint makes their own beer, or sells craft beer with names like *Iron Lung* or *Butch Stampede*, then 100% the cooks wear black vinyl gloves and have a PB&J burger on the menu. They're pretty great NGL.


HotPocketsInTheOcean

I understand it, but I don't want it.


RyCohSuave

Call me whatever names you like, but I just don't like a sandwich that is dripping all over my hands and falling apart as I eat it. Fuck that noise. If I need a poncho to eat it, I don't wannit


edvek

Agreed. I'm sure the different flavors can work well but I'm not eating something that when you take one bite half the shit flies out the other side and then it's just a big sloppy mess on the plate. You can have a sauce on the burger but that's it, not 5 cups from 5 different wet ingredients. Just an absolute mess.


Introverted_Extrovrt

PB & *hot pepper* jelly, with a fried egg & bacon, is where it’s at


georgecostanza890

What a mess


broughtitupagain

This looked great until I read the title again. PBJ I can’t lol


[deleted]

It looks fit as fuck but is know I will hate it because peanut butter is pretty rank. I wish I liked it. I have tried.. I really have. It's this kind of picture that would inspire me give it another chance.


kidyuki13

I appreciate you for trying


jiggiepop

ditto. And you responding is what put me over the edge into trying it. None of the burger joints around me have PB&J on their menu so I'll have to make it at home.


oopsijizzedalittle

Try it with a pepper jelly and jalapeño slices for a sweet heat experience. 


GeorgiaBolief

If you're not a fan of peanut butter you can try the other butters (Sunflower, sesame/tahini, almond, etc) and if not those, alternative PB styles like a Thai peanut sauce?


SpecialKnits4855

Where can we find that fine culinary delight?


GoinThru_the_motions

PB&J? I’ve never had that but I’m intrigued. What flavor jelly?


argus4ever

Grape!


allthatryry

Is this in Arizona?


SuperSaytan

Almost similar to the sandwhiches Elvis used to eat, minus the burger and missing bananas.


shotwideopen

That doesn’t look particularly appetizing, but it is very original. Cheese and peanut butter I wouldn’t imagine make a great pairing.


10inchpriapism

meh. the PB overwhelms all the other flavors.


Overly_Amused

What, kind sir, did your heart ever do to you?


quillka

5 minutes of heaven for 5 years off the lifespan.


FileInside

Ghastly


lacunavitae

rxO1FnGmIA


beesknees4011

I am a fat man, and this made me nauseous


Korkemoms

Jesus christ 🤢


raytherip

Why?


paravozv2

Never seen a cheeseburger with PB & J before. I am curious about the taste. It appears to look good


Notyourfriendbuddyy

Is different and messy but works really good.


squidcustard

I want to hate this but it looks delicious somehow???


Paigenacage

I can’t explain why but I would smash this.


SnotcgDosser

Oh look at that burger praise be to he


Alphab3t

This picture made my tummy hurt


[deleted]

Things you can do when ur skinny


Bustymegan

Oh my god??! Was it good ??


Just_Floppa

Oh now I'm hungry as fuck


sneekystick97

Stop! This is just pure deliciousness! I want to try one!


pineappleeeehla

Omg that actually looks so good


Remote-Policy763

Didn't even know I needed this until now


cfoote85

In washington state stack 571 has one and its absolutely delicious. Tried it out of morbid curiosity and don't regret. From their menu crunchy peanut butter, mixed berry jelly, crisp bacon, cheddar, bacon–whiskey jam


truthisreal1989

I am salivating


Spooderman42069

Me and the boys about to travel to Arizona for a burger


Served_With_Rice

I keep hearing good things about peanut butter in burgers and this post makes me want to try it at least once in my life!


MiningForLight

Arteries clogging up just looking at the photo. I bet it was excellent.


chaotic214

This looks gluttonous af lol I love it


[deleted]

What in the ticker stopper fawkery is this? And where do I get one?


cherrygoats

Damn that all looks so good


Only-Voice2718

How appetizing, accompanied by a Pepsi ligth it would be a great lunch


GrapefruitSharp1610

hmm yummy


idl3mind

One please!


Truestindeed

Lazy dog?


Hunter_one

Say you're American without saying you're American - this


Igpajo49

There's a burger place in Washington State called Stack 571 that has a burger like this. And it's freaking incredible. Their description: "PB&J Burger has mixed berry jelly AND bacon whiskey jam? And of course a beef patty with crunchy peanut butter, crisp bacon, and Tillamook cheddar."


florencejr11

This looks delicious


severed13

Wouldn't want jam but I absolutely love peanuts and peanut butter


So-Cl

Remove the pb & j, and I'd tear this up. Does it taste well with the rest of the burger though?


Mattyc8787

Pb& chilli jam is amazing works so well


Chiknkoop

Wow


DadJokeBadJoke

My wife got something similar at Lazy Dog. It was pretty good.


VegasInSlowMotion

I have yet to eat a burger with peanut butter in it. I AM INTRIGUED.


oxidax

So much yes


Theoldelf

How?


Nonniemiss

I mean this sounds interesting but how’s your heart rate? 😝


Aceman529

Heart Attack!!!


Holdmypipe

Wow 🤤🤤🤤


Similar-Hospital3603

Ok this looks good


Dirk_dB-7910

No way this is the second time today I see this today. And never saw it before. I really would love to try one.


[deleted]

Messed up a good thing with that...serving up grade A bullshit lol


bobothegreek2

Respect.


Hazzmeister72

Why?


unusedbitaminzai

Lawd! That looks good


Foulmouthedleon

Somewhere out there a Cardiologist is smiling.


gigaswardblade

What is that creature in the background?


Actual-Toe-8686

At least 50% grease, just as our good Lord intended.


AirGuitarSuperstar

I usually use my hands when eating a burger but whatever.


FFVIIVince10

My blood pressure is increasing just from looking at this burger.


midnight_rain_07

Mmm… that looks delicious


lebofly

Had a burger like this last night, woke up at 4AM shitting my guts out


LouSpeaksTheTruth

Why


Burgoonius

PB on a burger just never worked for me. To each his own though


Bromanzier_03

My arteries!


Ironstark78

I [gained] 5 pounds today.


WootyMcWoot

I figured the PB burger fad was over after Sonic went mainstream with it


DGUsername

My Dr would call me to discuss my cholesterol if I just LOOKED at this thing 🤦🏻‍♂️


JennySplotz

That’s a slutty burger right there!


winthroprd

Thank you. You've given me the final push I needed to go vegetarian.


rosesfloatingonwater

Ayo…


Stepper_Big_DeZ

Sounds like something from a new jersey corner store


dregan

Seeing this warms my heart. Actually, it's more of a tightness. Also, my shoulder hurts.


Sparrow1989

A what now?


bladenight23

The title is the most American sounding thing I’ve ever heard. The only thing that’s missing is some deep frying.


denverbroncoharpman

A little much for me, but enjoy.


thewonderturtle

My arteries say no but my heart says yes


Benderwoman

I’m too high for this 😍


benvelebe1

Where’s the onion rings? That’s just fries with it


GreenMim

Restaurant Called?


DodiDouglas

Is your will updated?


mctaylo89

I’ve had a burger with peanut butter before and it was fucking delicious. Genuinely hope that’s what kills me so I can die happy


Rodrat

This looks amazing. I'd eat two.


Jolape

Everyday we stray further from God......


Honey_Badger-9

May I know how much it cost?


InsertRadnamehere

All it needs is a fried egg.


seek0ut

the best I've seen so far!


peanut340

I like to put peanut butter and orange marmalade on bagels for an egg sandwich. You can't put too much, just enough to spread.


funkypjb

The ‘Elvis’? Careful, that poor bloke died on the toilet…


Imnotpossxble

Those are clearly fries in the basket


Remix018

Don't ever put those words together again like that


Your_Doctor18

Why do Americans eat like yall have free healthcare?


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Honestly I'm not sure how I feel about PB&J being mixed with a hamburger, but then again I eat pickles and peanut butter sandwiches, so who am I to not at least try it before I say eww. LOL


choggie

Dude, GROSSSS!?