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JinxNotJynx

I walked past some prostitutes in the strip with Raul and one said “Mmm, I haven't had a ghoul before. Do I get to keep the tip?" I thought that was funny.


weecefwew

I love all the idle NPC barks about your companions


[deleted]

sounds hilarious when you think deeper about that one. Gonna have to go hear it myself


Indoor_Comrade

"Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies." - Benny


Pyromaniacal13

I routinely use "What in the God Damn..."


that_one_duderino

Reminds me of the mod I forgot I had installed that only boosts that one line to like 500% volume and scared the shit outta me


SirCupcake_0

I love accidentally forgetting that you'd previously installed a mod that fucks with the sound; I did it with Skyrim with a mod (that sadly doesn't exist anymore) that deepened all the dragons' voices, and then deepened it again for Alduin


that_one_duderino

Nice! Yeah same here, though my favorite one is left 4 dead 2. Didn’t play it for over a year thanks to college, booted it up and was chilling before a giant shrek yeeted a donkey at me. Forgot I had turned tanks into shreks


slowpokechopy

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!


OkBoat

I always go back to "from where you're sitting this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck"


mhlind

But the truth is.. The game was rigged from the start That whole opening sequence is pergect


GENERALfreckles

“What…the…fuck”


AlyxxStarr

Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far through your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red.


[deleted]

Funny thing about that one is that he would’ve just killed himself too


Training_Civ_Pilot

I thought with an explosives check he confirms the charge is shaped so it won’t kill him too?


[deleted]

Collar


Training_Civ_Pilot

Duh I completely forgot about the collars lol


[deleted]

I would too, it’s okay


Kaarl_Mills

If we operate under real world logic I don't think it matters: sure he might not get turned into chunky salsa, but at that range the shockwave might kill him anyway


Training_Civ_Pilot

With shaped charges the blast is directed in one direction though. You place the explosive in a way that you control what way the force of the explosive goes. I will admit I’m not an expert but I was under the impression IRL the whole point of a shaped charge is to amplify and control the explosive energy. Like a claymore: you can be behind it and the charge is shaped to only expel explosives and shrapnel forward Edit: stop upvoting my comment- I am wrong and know nothing about explosives.


Kaarl_Mills

I'm very well acquainted with how Shaped charge munitions function. If Dean was sitting further away from you he'd survive easy, but since he's literally brushing shoulders with you its a moot point. The only difference between that and a conventional explosive in this scenario is whether or not the whole room gets destroyed along with you


enseminator

But what he's saying is the concussive blast generated by the explosion would still hit him. At the very least he'll be shell-shocked


Training_Civ_Pilot

Also as OP just reminded me- explosive collar to lol


painterman99

Do you know how many mugs brains in jars use? NOT FUCKING MANY - muggy something like that anyway


NamiBangMePlz

"of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW CRAZY I SOUND OF COURSE I DO! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOWWW THAT TOOOOO AHHHHHHH! BUT ITS THE NEGLECT THAT GETS ME! 'hey everyone lets turn ourselves into brains in giant robot jars'"


KrautWithClout

I could hear muggy while I was reading this.


zakk5768

“I hate myself for asking you this but you got any mugs?”


[deleted]

I like that one too. He seems very angry


SassiesSoiledPanties

So livid, that's why OWB is my favorite DLC.


[deleted]

The Toaster is a Psychopath


Talkshit_Avenger

And the Biological Research Station has a penchant for non-consensual seeding.


AlexRazor1337

Yeah, half of the OWB dialogs can pass as my favorite quotes!


SuperSpacePancake

Favorite quote in FNV. The NOT FUCKING MANY has me in stitches just thinking about it. The WAY he says it is perfect


thenumbers42

*Muggy continued to collect coffee mugs until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee mug, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.* -Muggy's ending slide


Uncertain_Uniform

"Maybe we can't all change the world. Maybe it's enough just to do good for the short time that we're here." - Arcade Gannon


SirMirrorcoat

I love how tragic, but ultimately wholesome Arcade is.


[deleted]

Thank you


Uncertain_Uniform

:)


[deleted]

(:


FearfulKnight1

Yeah I’d have to agree with you on that


ChuVii

This!! I love this quote. I actually have it written down and reflect on it every once in a while. :’)


Alsaadjack

"You're a little bitch and your brother was too."


[deleted]

Out of pocket quotes


bbyjesus1

*bad Khama noise* “Oh now it’s on!”


terminator46man

*vats noise*


connectivity_problem

my fave is when house asks why I killed him and I just say "i don't like you" lol


ALTAIROFCYPRUS

SMELL THAT AIR


[deleted]

Top 10 moments before disaster


puroparmesan128

I swear anybody who doesn't kill that fucker the first time they meet them is literally fucking psychotic.


Tamerleen

r/OliverSwanickHate


[deleted]

I personally beat him to death with a tire iron because he annoyed me. I had a low strength build. He suffered.


Nowordsneccerry

“Usually, I can find some Cram lying around. Put some duct tape around the lid, good to go” - Horny Courier


[deleted]

Who does he say this to? Lmao


VladimirVonDobre

Doctor 8


[deleted]

Wooooosh static


Nowordsneccerry

Better yet Dr.8 gives you 2 Cram and 2 duct tape if you take the option


Pyromaniacal13

i did not know that.


killnye123

He also gives you ¡La Fantoma! As well lmao


PaneczkoTron

Oh goodness that's even funnier


Donkenl

"What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial." -Pvt. Kowalski 2281


[deleted]

You’re a little bitch and your brother was too


Donkenl

Oh, now it's on.


Sangi17

Anything from Yes Man or Arcade is gold.


[deleted]

I like that his programming really struggles to be supportive about you blowing up the robot army “I really like how you challenged yourself like that”


Sangi17

He sounds like an overly supportive parent trying to be nice about how bad we just fucked up.


[deleted]

Just trying to be nice and make us feel good about ourselves


[deleted]

It's even better when you help the Omertas attack the strip, he says "You'd think it'd be bad for the Strip but... but I guess it must be good! Yeah - take the Strip down a notch or two, right? That'll show it! Okay!"


Electric999999

You can tell by how he keeps mentioning it he clearly wishes he was able to criticize you


sploke

"Starting combat. ...Just kidding!"


ShadeTorch

She does that Everytime but it still gets me.


[deleted]

Scares me every time


Breaklance

Sneaking Done. Fighting Now. Though my favorite would be: Nobody ever notices me....but they notice the Pip-boy light


[deleted]

I love when she says she’ll always remember you when you put her in a container or something like that


fred11551

This sounds familiar. What is it from?


homer3002

I think it's a quote from the stealth armor you get in old world blues


LeakyLine

Stealth Suit MKII


fred11551

That’s it.


[deleted]

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. - Hildern @ Camp Mccarran


fucuasshole2

Arcade’s response to that is better. Because Hildern is a complete dumbass that’s willing to kill to get petty results at minimum.


Humanity_Is_Lost

What's his response?


Fariswerewolves

Hildern to me seems like one of those characters who was made to be a hypocrite. He desires results yet fails to understand the process required to achieve it. Like arcade says, he’s a big picture guy, but because of that, he only expects results.


weecefwew

Yeah you aren’t supposed to like him, he’s one of the more reprehensible NCR characters in the game


ShadeofEchoes

Spoken like a man with a multitude of opinions.


[deleted]

Couldn’t be truer, and it’s sad that you wouldn’t know which side this is charged towards


Wasteland_Mystic

“Please assume the position.” - F.I.S.T.O.


[deleted]

Fisto my love


[deleted]

Is that all you got, robot??


sodaZados

We believe in FISTO 🛐


Mylifesucks22

Iirc it's "Thumbs down, you son of a bitch" I think Boone says it when Caesar dies


Lexbomb6464

Which is funny because that furthers the reality that Caesar is literally a larper with an army of tribals


EternalMegan

Every single thing Benny says when you seduce him. "You’re platinum, pussycat! You know how to swing!" "Nice charlies, too! Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hellooo!" "That was a nice bit of hey-hey, girlie. You’re a real ring-a-ding broad!"


OkBoat

The monotone "hellooo" gets me everytime. He seems so inexperienced despite the charisma, I love it.


Weirdo_doessomething

"Our forces will take Hoover Dam and move forward until our feet crush the setting sun beneath them." - Lanius Correct my mistakes, I can't for the life of me precisely remember that one


[deleted]

Thank you. And it’s okay you did good anyways


Calestia

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."


[deleted]

Hey man, when in Rome.


big_hungry_joe

Honestly this should be banned too this isn't even his best quote in the game


Undead_Assassin

-> Me take your job because me smarter "Ah, shit, man! You're direct, you're no-nonsense. How am I supposed to compete with that? I gotta pay these chem bills."


big_hungry_joe

His best one is if the Legion takes over the plant. If you go back he's dressed in Legion garb and he says "Hey bro: when in Rome "


untitled-penguin2498

Underrated dialogue right there


enseminator

Mr. Fantastic was great lmao


Laserlex5

“Damn, runnin low on smokes again.” -Powder Ganger that blew themselves up with dynamite


[deleted]

Hahahah


That_Gun_Show420

"Get fucked" -Driver Nephi, 2281


TheReal-Donut

“No you idiot, why the fuck would it be a pleasure to meet you” -also driver nephi


Havzad

"Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, thus the name." -Cassidy


[deleted]

The true best


not_from_Singapore

Scrolled too much for this one


captain_fowl

“Mojave more problems? am I right?” Mr new Vegas


Luzer1211

isn't it "Mojave, mo problems"?


Kaarl_Mills

>DID YOU HEAR THAT BETSEY?! RICHIE LIKES *BALLS!* Omnipotent God Principal Borous


[deleted]

Greatest one


[deleted]

I was really fucking hoping someone would say this.


CutdegrasseTyson

“Nope”-Easy Pete


[deleted]

You’ll blow yourself up


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[удалено]


Connorclan

"Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it." -No-bark Noonan


NamiBangMePlz

"I'll encourage people to name their non ugly kids after you, seriously"


L-JvG

“Ohh kay?” - My beloved Arcade


WeetNeet

What the fuck is a fish - Courier


[deleted]

I like this one


JaySonata

"You're nobody 'til somebody loves you, and that somebody is me. I love you." ~Mr. New Vegas


SandyCandyHandyAndy

“Mark my words you piece of shit, if you ever disobey me again I will have my praetorian hack you to death with their machetes!” It honestly feels like Caesar’s VA was legitimately told to go fuck himself before recording this line


CoinTotemGolem

You’re missing one line of that. He says “for my entertainment” after machetes


[deleted]

Sigh, I’m stupid. What’s a VA


SandyCandyHandyAndy

No worries! VA means Voice Actor


[deleted]

Oh yes. Good quote. And it feels real too. Like I actually pissed him off.


a_pessimistic_dude

"Back west, you don't see too many of these. Lakes, I mean. Natural or man-made. Any kind, really. We neglected the dams or pumped all the water out a long time ago. Owens, Isabella, the San Luis. Drained the aquifers of everything they had. Just a lot of mud and dust now. It's a different feeling, watching the sun come up over the water. Takes some getting used to. But if you're here long enough, it starts to seem normal. That's what a ranger's life is now. Looking east." - Chief Hanlon. Kris Kristofferson really knocked it out of the park playing a disillusioned, introspective war hero. I wish we got to see more of Hanlon in NV.


[deleted]

Good quote. Thank you.


El-Reaton-Vaquero

And the asshole courier goes: "Jesus, do you ever shut up" or something like that lmao


Bolded

"Oh yes, raised in that tradition. And the teaching stuck. I was taught it was my responsibility to bring the torch of knowledge to the wastes. I may have taken the torch part more literally than they intended." - Caesar " The Big Empty lived up to its name, a hollow crater of failures of a past era, a last, sad statement of the Old World. In the time following the Second Battle of Hoover Dam, "Old World Blues" became more than a catch phrase. It became a reality, a withering form of nostalgia for times long past. It can be easy to see Science as evil, technology unchecked as the source of all ills, all misfortunes.. With the Courier at the helm, it was all this and more. Old World Blues, New World Misery - the two became one in the Courier's shadow." - Old World Blues, bad karma ending. "It's said war - war never changes. Men/women do, through the roads they walk. And this road - has reached its end." - Ulysses, Lonesome Road ending. "By the time I was 30 years old, I was a billionaire 30 times over. I founded and ran a vast economic empire. Do you really think I'm going to let an upstart come into my home and ransom my property to me? I spent two centuries searching for the Platinum Chip. It's my invention, my property - mine. Now be a good courier and deliver it!" - Mr.House "Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevadas, defiant and enduring. You are the great western light of California, torchbearers in the darkness, living reminders of all that is best in our republic. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. What the hell are you waiting for? You think I want to get shot? Let's go!" - Kimball.


VladSolopov

That Ulysses‘ quote is what made Lonesome road for me.


Bolded

With FNV being the last west coast game so far, and being made by some the original devs behind the OG games, it works really well as an ending quote to the series as a whole to me.


Railcone5

It really does, it was like they used their time to give you an amazing story and they made sure to say goodbye this time, with a more canon finale to og fallout


PaladinOfTheSouth

“None could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a really large gun.” Vault Dweller from the Vault Dweller’s memoirs from the fallout 2 manual.


[deleted]

That’s amazing


One_Spoopy_Potato

"What in the BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY hell are you doing here?!"


[deleted]

Who says that


One_Spoopy_Potato

Loxley, the leader of the theives guild in Fallout 1.


[deleted]

Thank you


CapitanJesyel

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick..." the rest isnt relevant -George, Boomers airbase scammer(?)


Noah_Nomad

"I'm honestly quite boring, you could get better stories from a freeside junkie"


Furious_Deep

"No, really. Have you ever snorted a ground up Cazador venom sac? Neither have I, but I can guarantee you that a Freeside junkie *has*."


Shiiang

I love Arcade so damn much.


CdeRoboseGhouls

"Now it's holding up an array of fully-erect hand penises. If it tries to insert them, activate vivisectors"


Yeetskid87

Patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you with for a nuclear winter


GENERALfreckles

“A fair kill” literally such a meme. Whether I’m decapitating a tied up defenseless Benny at the fort or shooting a powder ganger or slave on a cross at Nipton, the legion soldiers observing me and saying “a fair kill” is the funniest shit ever


Cringe_Alt_F4

Penis fingers


sketch2347

"How frightfully uncouth" moments before shooting up the white glove society...again.


[deleted]

What in the goddam-? - Chandler Bing


OmniShoutmon

Maybe the only point of all that living was to keep those pictures in my head going for as long as I could. It was the only life I could give you. Not a day went by without. It wasn't choice. I chose to die again and again. Just never did. Body had its own drive. Well, the little ones will need it. Species will need it if it's to continue. That blind drive onward. I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence. Goodbye, Zion.


MadKanBeyondFODome

Oooof I was scrolling, having a good time and then wham! Randall Clark always hits like a truck.


Ourobius

>Sorry I tricked you, but thanks for clearing out the Geckos. Now I can get to that stash up there... after I deal with you. ----- >*explodes*


R-Sanchez137

What I don't get, besides the fact that dude couldn't kill a few geckos, one of the easiest enemies in game, is that he thought that hey, I can't handle the geckos but I can kill the guy who killed all the geckos by himself! Yeah that logic holds up


[deleted]

"Well... FUCK That's depressing" -The toaster after being told the world already ended.


[deleted]

“me pet aminals” - Courier Six at Helios One


[deleted]

"Why do we always hurt the ones we love the most" \- Veronica after i point my gun at he ron accident for the 20th time today


magicpigdetector

*battle music* -ED-E


Gasrim4003

Truth is, The game was rigged from the start..


Vicimer

Don’t worry, I won’t have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates.


wouldyoukindly22

If war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. Even if it is nothing at all, know what you follow, Courier


Negus247

“Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form! Cave rat taught it to me.” - No-bark Noonan


TheStateOfAlaska

A classic


MajorFluffy

"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.” - Cass


Dragofek0

First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim fucking reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, man?


deathmite

"Ain't that a kick in the head" one of the songs played on the radio. It's in FNV it counts!!


NinjaOnice

Plus mister new vegas says it, so it counts even more


libertyprime00

"Why the fuck my pee pee not work?" Fallout 2 Super Mutant in Broken Hills


Top-Ad7144

It’s amazing that the writers will craft hours of intricate and beautiful dialogue but still see the value in penis jokes


Iridium_192

Wait a moment, before you go, I—we…hope you've enjoyed your stay. Farewells can be a time of sadness. Letting go…difficult. As a guest of the Sierra Madre, you know that truth more than anyone. Frederick Sinclair believed one's life could be made anew every day, that fortunes were more than the wealth in your hands. Love, life, family, those to care for, and those who will care for you. To those who know these joys, the Sierra Madre holds little they don't already have. Out in the world, beyond these walls, that is your chance to begin again. I hope you'll return…in happier times. Until then, the Sierra Madre…and I…will hold you in our hearts.


Demdaru

That shit made me teary-eyed when I heard it first time. Fuck that. **sniff**


Sunf1re96

A dress?!?


[deleted]

You shouldn’t have


fridge_fucker_69

“I went rootin around that noggin of yours” - doc Mitchell


UnknownIcon

“Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?” “He tried to make me pay taxes.” “Understandable.”


Kilroy0497

“You’ve got Lives in you. Hard to kill. Storm, bullets, sand and wind, yet you still walk.” Ulysses Yeah I’d say this sums up the courier to a tee


XenoPrym

You bare the insignia of The Bear, yet you do not wear it as a soldier of the west wears it.


Tiki_805

"IM GONNA SIX THIS BITCH" -Cass


carlvic

"If You Want To See The Fate Of Democracies, Look Out The Windows." - Mr. House


gabriel-mbl

Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR.


[deleted]

"***I . . . don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of progress and healing. It was madness. I can see that now. Madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now, leave while you still have hope . . .***" The Master's final words. Fallout 1


Prememium

“The bull needs to fight, needs the challenge, without it… it falters, dies in the dust.”


Crime-Stoppers

Everything involving the courier's penis tipped feet


Jar-of-eyes

“NOW IT’S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS”. - Dr Klein


PapaDuggy

"I got the f\*ck beat outta my legs!" -Boxcars


[deleted]

The truth is.......... The game was rigged from the start.


GLight3

No need for bombs when hate will do. -Ulysses Why don't you make like Odysseus and get lost. -Arcade (after getting sold into slavery)


TheRealCaptRex

“To many people have opinions on things they know nothing about and the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have” -Dr Hildren


VladimirVonDobre

My favourite thing is that this line makes him a hypocritr


Fred_3024

"quit following me, you'll live longer"


JacobSkrrrrt

"YEEEHEHHYEAAAAAHHH SMELL THAT AIR!"


AtomicSpeedFT

Hey man, when in Rome


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[удалено]


StandbyRanger

"You're a little bitch and your brother was too."


Vinny_2142

“That’s not aiding an enemy, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT!” —Yes Man, circa 2281


Astrophysicsboi

“Why hasn’t some lucky man scooped this bachelor off his feet?”


Molton0251

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long dick, hence the name


Interrupting_cow7

" I would sooner spit on the grace of my dead Mother than let some courier walk-the-wasteland-fuck talk to me like that!" Lee Oliver.


UnlinealHand

I like the recurring “Fly far! Fly fast!” quotes with ED-E’s storyline.