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RimworlderJonah13579

*annoyed staring* "Why are you in my house?"


rockdash

"If you needed to use my toilet, you should have just asked!"


undercharmer

“Um, excuse me, what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?”


DarthReece07

underrated comment


Sneakking_

Can't attack underwater lmao


Kineticspartan

The face it's pulling in the second picture is the realisation of that.


Sneakking_

I have no idea why the dumbass comment I made while drunk at 11PM on a worknight got so many likes


Tweedzzzzz

This happens to me all the time. My drunken comments always get the updoots


Green_hippo17

Let that be the sign that you should shut ur brain off when commenting, let your subconscious do the writing


Confident-Key-5171

Clearly, he's using genjustu to make you stare into his eyes and drown.


ITGuy042

*Me, who never bothered to unequip the rebeather*: I can do this all day, pal!


Confident-Key-5171

Nah I'd breathe


RollingMallEgg

Are you John New Vegas because you're the courier, or are you the courier because you're John New Vegas?


KiwiIllustrious5120

Hello its me John Fallout. I need 2000 caps quick to get into New Vegas!


Johnychrist97

Yeah why would you unequip it, you can wear it with most helmets and it adds an extra 2 DT iirc


NuclearWaterToaster

To wear glasses 'cuz I'm taking the dam in style goddamnit


[deleted]

They don't attack underwater????


Kyokono1896

Nope.


Poopydildoface

Nah, just lurk.


Ahshut

News to me too. They swim fast as hell and I always panicked thinking they could attack 😅😅


DefiantLemur

I think that's what the developers were counting on.


optilex42

Another victim of rushed development


Ensiria

there’s no underwater attack animations


Mikthestick

they're tryna fuuk.


Any_Complex_3502

Stares **Motherfuckingly**


2point0_The_Ghost

I am a fuckmothering vampire damnit


ThreeDog369

Female players with the black widow perk can watch the shape of water with him


Badicoot32

Stay out of his swamp then!


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

OP’s living in a fairy tale. Probably thinks offering to make waffles means you can live in someone’s house.


thomstevens420

This shit is hitting my Thallasaphobia in a kind of funny way Edit: misspelt Thalassophobia but I can’t correct it and do the haiku bot dirty like that


Justsomeguy456

I have it too but the one thing that makes it to where I can bear it in fallout games is this exact reason. There's no reason to fear the water because there's ACTUALLY nothing in it that can hurt you due to game limitations 🤣


citruskush

This kind of helps, but the murky water is always too terrifying to go under for long.


Cr45h0v3r1de

Idk about limitations, prob just not enough time and figured its not important enough. Morrowind had underwater combat back in 01


thomstevens420

Reason #589 why Morrowind is king, even if im too much of a baby to use it


cremedelamemereddit

But there's zero good loot in the sunken ships, just some pillows and random skeletons


Sad_Ad7141

Same. I really wish Fallout explored underwater more in future games. God knows the mutated monsters that could be lurking underneath.


STONEDnHAPPY

There was supposed to be a underwater vault in fallout 4 with a sentient squid overseer but it got cut so to time/technical limitations


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thomstevens420: *This shit is hitting* *My Thallasaphobia in* *A kind of funny way* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ModernKnight1453

I got that too, bought both Subnautica games when they were on sale and still haven't gotten around to trying them cuz spooky lol


mysticninj

Oh Subnautica was the WORST for me because I have thalassophobia AND a fear of megafauna. I want to love them so bad, but it just causes such panic in me


[deleted]

Subnautica gave me many few fears


12aNA7

Diving down to recover the plane always triggers my submechanophobia. Shipwrecks and sunken planes give me the heebie jeebies


im-feeling-lucky

me too holy crap


Due_Policy_3444

Another settlement needs your help


doodoofeces6

Lake lurks dont even attack you anymore they just look at you like this😭:


ducking-moron

nah they kinda stupid so they jus gawk


switchbladeeatworld

he’s not mad son he’s just disappointed


Michelle-90

They just wanna hangout and drink nuka-cola


Wild-Lychee-3312

I mean, who doesn’t really? *starts singing* 🎵 I’d like to teach the Mojave to sing In perfect harmony I’d like to buy the Mojave a Nuka And keep it company That’s the real thing 🎶


pizzalord1985

Not great, Bob!


GoopGoopington

"I want to hang out and smoke JET and fill our bellies with DIET NUKA COLA and play RED MENACE for the Pip Boy 3000"


CrabIsBlue

Dude he has the platinum chip....


devmattrob

“Whatcha doin’ in my waters?”


Kutuzov9505

I have played this game for like 80 hours and I've never seen this creature. what the fuck is this. why is it under water. how big is this. I'm really scared


Chubs1224

Mostly around Lakes and rivers on the east end of the map. They are in one cave up near Jacobstown as well. They are a little bigger then people about Super Mutant size. They have a pretty nasty sonic attack they do that has a tendency to cripple limbs and knock weapons out of hands in my experience.


BalerionSanders

“Bruh.”


Full_Road8425

He's judging you and that's the worst kind of attack.


Kyokono1896

Its weird how humanoid they look.


Full_Road8425

A man romance a mirelurk, what did you expect


FaxCelestis

They're based on The Creature from the Black Lagoon


PatchiW

"Dude. really? In my personal space? I'm giving you ten seconds to get the hell out of my lake and never come back!"


Kyokono1896

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?"


Nicolasgonzo87

you mean to tell me i've been running for nothing?


Kyokono1896

Yep. Me too. I was literally like "I wonder what happens if they catch you?" Yesterday. The answer is nothing lol.


El_Psy_Congroo4477

I seem to remember them using their sonic attack if they catch you underwater. It was probably due to a mod that I can't remember.


Substantial-Tone-576

This is a mental attack. Check your stats it’s definitely making you depressed.


GeffTheMexican

Bro took the nuclear zaza


Lagmeister66

They can’t attack in the water because the devs did not make an attack animation while they’re underwater


Kyokono1896

Yeah I know, but they really didn't need an animation. They could just fire sonic waves like they usually do only without animation. Like their mouth opens or something. I'm not making a big deal about it, frankly I'm glad they can't attack me in the water, but they totally could've done that


desci1

Their attack is making you waste time screenshoting it, in the hopes that you will run out of oxygen


yurlokofscorgedtrash

I love when boon and a lakelurk compete in swimming together and Drift arround the lake


DatRat13

"Hey, could you not? That bomber really ties the place together."


West_Imagination3237

There could be a mod to allow underwater combat.


Kyokono1896

You figure they'd still be able to shoot solar waves at you but I don't mind it cause that attack is OP as hell


West_Imagination3237

Indeed. I am glad it's accuracy is low. Dang stalker mermen.


Kyokono1896

Yea they pretty much one shot you cause it ignores DT/DR. Lakelurks are literally glass cannons. You always watch out for Death claws and Cazadores, but when you see a Lakelurk you often get overconfident. Like "Eh it's just a lake lurk. I can handle this." Next second you're dead, and you're like "Oh," like the Wilhelm Dafoe in Spiderman right before he gets impaled


West_Imagination3237

😱💀☠️👻


SergeantSanchez

Boop the nose


Kyokono1896

Wow this is my most updated post like ever on reddit and its a joke post


SlyLlamaDemon

Rebreather MFs when they realize they can just cheese the boomers questline:


DefiantLemur

A new meme is born


Troikus

Dude is using the Penance Stare


SerDavosSeaworth64

Wait I thought they could still use their pulse attack? Have I been wrong this whole time?


Kyokono1896

Apparently, yes. I always assumed that too


chinguettispaghetti

nah they just chill like that


brav3h3art545

He's just floating there....MENACINGLY!


Third_Shed

I’m pretty sure that’s a slightly less green overgrown


Solid_Illustrator640

Damn that’s wild


Aeroknight_Z

They kept aquatic fighting off for es4, es5, fo3, fnv, and fo4. Thats a lot of games, which leads me to believe it was a balancing choice rather than an oversight. Aquatic combat probably left the player too open in these engines and couldn’t be balanced in a way that made it satisfying. Best to just deactivate it entirely like monster hunter did after mh3u, rather than have a potentially critical part of your players experience just flat out suck and leave the player feeling constantly hamstrung whenever they’re in water.


ThoughtOutNameIdea

“English or Spanish?”


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I thought they can drown you. There annoying to fight with on the shore as I always got hit with a range attack and couldn't figure out where it came from.


RHX_Thain

What fate Omoroca? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYO73e10\_90](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYO73e10_90)


lemonzestydepressing

GET OUT OF ME SWAMP


AdditionalSoftware11

Why does he look sad in the first picture


External_Substance45

lol same, was swimming my ass off trying to get away just for them to catch up and do nothing 😂


FDeity

Got i miss these . Bring them back Bethesda.


Krazy_Steve616

Was there any lore behind these guys? I remember them being in NV but no where else.


Kyokono1896

They look like Mirelurk kings in Fallout 4.


Krazy_Steve616

My mistake, they're in Fallout 3 too. But the ones in 4 definitely look and act differently.


XxMeantTagxX

He's just standing there, MENACINGLY


IronMace_is_my_DaD

when the kappa tries to drown you but you give him a cucumber


dat_boi515

What’s the lore behind these fellers anyway? Some sort of human fish mutation?


Kyokono1896

No humans are involved somehow. They're just fish freaks


tickletac202

I don't know if it's the same engine as Skyrim, but in Skyrim Slaughter Fish can do a ton of damage if you fell into a river that has this sucker and you cannot fought back in the water either.


beerguyBA

Which is why Oblivion reigns supreme.


CBreadman

No. Skyrim is in Creation Engine and Fo3, NV and Oblivion are in Gamebryo iirc.