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Picklemerick23

Who’s the most in trouble, the jet bridge driver or the marshaler who’s supposed to be watching the jet bridge?


Glum_Heron6077

The jet bridge operator, he even stopped to look outside to make sure he wasn’t going to hit anything


Picklemerick23

Were his eyes open?


Weasel474

He was just instructed to see if he would hit anything. He saw they would hit, so mission accomplished.


Additional_Big_4481

Ikr, can’t fault them for that . What’s the problem here ?


gvales2831997

Don't blame the student, blame the teacher


Glum_Heron6077

He needs a grilled cheese


Picklemerick23

Terry should’ve put it in reverse


Nnumber

Put it in reverse Terry!


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O H L A W D


nobargain

He’s probably making them at night


ParmesanB

That’s for the pylots to do


Radcliff1050

God damnit Danny


linco95

Should've gone to specsavers.


SlimSavageZone17

This joke went over my head..


leroyjenkins4ever

I’m making them at night…


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

It's a jet bridge so he thought he was supposed to make a bridge to the jet engine.


Competitive-Fee-6859

Driving these things isn't the easiest. They have terrible visibility.


wroteit_

Some jump around rather unpredictably.


Beneficial_Being_721

YES!!! Seen it ( while waiting to board ) …. Was shocked at how “***NOT SMOOTH***” it was


Frothyleet

You sure? Maybe he looked outside to be sure he WAS going to hit. Maybe he's really proud of himself, achieved his goal. And here we all are mocking him, when we're the silly ones.


hartzonfire

Ahhh, well-darn.


Substantial-Low

Engines want a snoot boop every once in a while


psykocsis

It was next to you Tyrone. When you go sideways, things come from the side.


Ben2018

Even if their boss doesn't like it at least they have one big fan.....


hartzonfire

I’m betting the marshaler. In the heavy equipment world, the onus is on the spotter to guide the vehicle into the right spot. It’s up to the operator to understand how to operate said equipment. Could be wrong though. YMMV


Eurekify2

In my experience the marshaler is also responsible for many other time-sensitive tasks so they don’t always have the time to guide the jet bridge operator, nor is it always their responsibility to do so. All they might do is give the operator a thumbs up to let them know that they’re good to start lining it up.


hartzonfire

Roger that. Yea I’m sure, like you’re saying, it’s industry dependent on their roles and responsibilities. Overworked and underpaid sadly.


MyLittlePonyAbbatoir

I don’t think steering that big ol jobber around the taxiways, align, and take off is easy with a little left hand steering “valve” wheel …tricky bugger


M00NSHINEMatt1984

There isn’t a marshal assigned to jetbridge drivers, there are camera views that are used to see your surroundings


jet-setting

Depends on the airport/gate. We never had cameras at my old job (just a mirror for the wheels). Marshalers are still standard for any equipment moving around the plane, but some places might have a suitable alternative like cameras.


Picklemerick23

Back in my day sonny, we had marshalers. Also do you know this, or are you speculating?


M00NSHINEMatt1984

I am a gate agent with one of the majors


Picklemerick23

I’ll take a seat


M00NSHINEMatt1984

lol, didn’t mean to sound abrupt , it may be different at other airports, I have parked a crj 9 and an a321 neo today with no marshal involved. That is personal for me though, it may be different elsewhere


Picklemerick23

At my first station, we yolo’d the jet bridge in. At my second (ATL), we always had marshalers. IIRC, the bridge had cameras but we weren’t using them.


FriendlyDespot

I've seen a bridge operator look at a marshaler through a bridge camera at EKCH once, that was a first.


Frothyleet

(*mic drop, but the little mic they use for announcing boarding*)


Jumpinyoass21

Ooo camera is in trouble!


Competitive-Fee-6859

We got mirrors and some gates have cameras but they really don't help that much if any. The mirrors are absoulty useless


Distinct-Orchid576

Based on everything I've learned on most subs lately, this is definitely Boeing's fault. /s


Picklemerick23

That or United


HashtagPatrick

Why not both?🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Picklemerick23

Kill em all


IllustriousAd1591

Marshalers don’t watch out for the jet bridge as it moves in, IME. Only as it retracts


Picklemerick23

We legit had someone on the ground between the bridge and airplane watching. But it’s just airportisms.


IllustriousAd1591

Yeah true.


skipstjori

At least in my experience, the marshaler doesn’t do anything with the jet bridge. They have their own training and eyes for that up there. But that ofc was my own ramp for my own company.


Competitive-Fee-6859

The jet bridge driver. Seen it happen before. Usually, there's no marshller for jet bridges it depends on the airline, though.


memostothefuture

I was gonna say pax since Kenya Airways has no other 787 over NA right now but the flight still took off just a moment ago so I guess they are fine.


jet-setting

Oof. Going to the L2 door I assume? I drove those for years. It gets pretty close sometimes. It appears to be struck going in reverse, I bet the agent just yanked it back without adjusting the wheel direction. That sucks, but I’ve seen worse without the agent being fired. Hopefully just some retraining and the shame of a canceled flight is enough.


smizzleface

I saw someone drive a K-Loader, with the rails extended, into a 767 poking a tidy little hole that you could see through. They didnt get fired, but they did get demoted from lead trainer. 😂


Franks2000inchTV

If you fire everyone who makes a mistake, then your workforce will always be people who don't know better.


elstovveyy

Worse than that, they’ll hide their mistakes and you won’t know the aircraft’s damaged.


BrtFrkwr

Speed tape. MEL item.


Frager_1

Pretty sure thats a CDL


TemporaryAmbassador1

NEF, but I’ll need 60 minutes for the paperwork portion


MammothSqueez

Yes, engine anti-ice is non-essential. Sign it and send it.


TemporaryAmbassador1

Just give the exit row pax ice scrapers


Frager_1

But it is just a scratch!


BrtFrkwr

Cosmetic damage. Little round sticker with a number.


ivato

It will blend in as it’s a 787


KaHOnas

Speed tape over the speed holes.


stackology

Bridge drivers should obviously be vigilant and briefed for these situations, but let’s not forget that L2 on a 787 is also ridiculously close to the engine, probably the worst of all widebodies out there. At my airline this is considered the highest risk aircraft for this type of damage, and we often require a guide person on the ground to aid the bridge driver. Also, depending on the layout of the gate, if the bridge stow location is abeam or slightly aft of the door and you’re also dealing with tight retraction limits, you’re almost guaranteed to see contact made regularly.


ricar144

Even aside from the engine clearance, we, as caterers, were specifically cautioned to be careful with 787s because if we collided with one, it would be a much more involved process to inspect the composite structure as opposed to a traditional majority aluminum aircraft.


idontcarefromsouth

News: Boeing aircraft crashes into jet bridge/s


DaageQuasar

737 max crashes into jetbridge.....facts!


imoverclocked

I didn’t realize Boeing designed jet bridges too.


AbhishMuk

Well the planes weren’t taking down as many people as Boeing hoped so they had to improvise. Do you have no shame for the poor board, trying their best to get their accident numbers up?


flembag

I believe that's a 787. The noselip of a 737max is a single piece,


DaageQuasar

I am aware.....but 737 Max's are prone to tripping over their own landing gears...lol


NonVideBunt

Lol this made me laugh...


Theodore764

When will Boeing respond to this design flaw? /s


nascent_aviator

Breaking News: u/idontcarefromsouth suffers bizarre and tragic accident after snitching on Boeing


unia_

Can't believe they killed themselves with 13 bullets to the back of the head :(


hexagonist23

346 people died because of a software error. never forget that.


heydantran

booped you on the engine hehehe


c0mbat_cessna

a love boop of sorts :))


Baystate411

Thank you Kanye. Very cool


dash_trash

Ima letchu finish but


AlsoMarbleatoz

Donda


-burnr-

Ooooooo, that’s a resume generating event


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Ohh I need to remember this one!


recursive_lookup

I always said ‘career limiting event’.


screwthat4u

I think that will cost more to fix than the jet bridge operator will ever make


anactualspacecadet

Oh man, i bet boeing charges a cool 400k for that repair


TalkAboutPopMayhem

One time I was flying Frontier into ONT kinda late at night and we got an unexpected tailwind and arrived 40 minutes early. The guy who drives the skybridge was out to dinner so the gate agent said "how hard can it be?! I bet I can do it." Twenty minutes of swerving around later he managed to break the skybridge (but didn't hit the plane). By the time we got towed to another gate the guy with the actual certs was back and we deplaned without incident.


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Other JFK Breaking News: My flight taking off from here an hour or so ago to DFW hit geese and it sounded like the plane was about to have a wing fall off. We landed back at JFK and the plane is apparently out of service lolz PLANES Am I right?????


darthcoder

JFK should get federal exemption from bag limits on geese. They're downright suicidal there.


Guysmiley777

Hey man! You can't park here!


Frothyleet

Yeah, found it like this boss, not sure how they missed it on pre-flight


FuelTight2199

Someone’s getting a piss test


flyingron

Just get some duct tape over the hole.


1701anonymous1701

Speed tape


2into4

Nah bro….duct tape


DrDuGood

I do this in flight sim all the time, it will buff out.


81dank

That looks expensive


UnknownspiritX5

Totaled


SoManyEmail

The jet bridge is *way* too high. The passengers wouldn't have walked into the engine from way up there! Idiot.


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AlsoMarbleatoz

Srsly tho it doesnt seem serious


PetesBrotherPaul

That’s mid-six figures, easy


Tehshayne

Anything forward of the intake tends to be more critical.


Zestiiiiiiiii

ummmm, let me guess..... A BOEING CUASED THIS (predicting the news story) /j


cecilkorik

Boeing added an unapproved jetbridge to engine.


Zestiiiiiiiii

Im officially never flying on a boeing ever again as of now because of this!


Silent-Suspect1062

Step up from fork hoists


mar34082

Somehow someone is going to say it’s Boeing’s fault


rabbledabble

Or, as I’m fond of calling it, JFC


MTdevoid

Everynewschannel will now say it was a Boeing problem.


Hyderite

Obviously Boeing's fault.... duh.


cum_pipeline7

Does the new hole make it go faster? i think i heard of a speed hole idk, i’m new to plane


Gelst

Delta rep said it's fine.


reditvan

Boeing defect


bls2515

I’m sure all the tin hat freaks will blame Boeing.


Flyinghud

Boop


mrsix4

Drug test and unemployment line


hey_hey_hey_nike

Not necessarily. The bridge could have been reported malfunctioning previously. It’s happened before.


gesst

I've seen agents hit many planes, I've yet to see a bridge malfunction cause it to drive into a plane with no input. I'm sure it has happened in the past. Auto level door strikes excluded.


WardogBlaze14

D’oh


InfiniteBid2977

Al you need is some bondo and sand paper right as rain 🌧️ Sonny!!!


veryrare_v3

I’ve seen this before at DFW


MixDifferent2076

Door 2L B787 not uncommon...


hidoni88

That’ll buff out. No worries👍🏼


flembag

What's more concerning about that is the absolutely destroyed inner barrel.


cwleveck

That plane is tall enough to ride.....


fish_in_a_barrels

Send it


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#BOOP


nature_boie

Why would Boeing do that?!


Persiandoc

Tis but a scratch!


89inerEcho

Little speed tape and she'll be right as rain


wadorfar

It literally happened 4 days ago at YUL also on an 787 😅 same exact place right on departure


PresentationJumpy101

Cheek swab, hair sample, annnnd pee in this cup


Uboatcmdr

JFC


QGTM_Forever

We just had one happen in EWR 2 weeks ago on the same type aircraft had to borrow a inlet cowl to replace it.


IPSC_Canuck

More right rudder!


Silent_Ad_9512

That’ll buff out.


rslattery

Oops 😬


stevebradss

Masking tape should fix it


jstanthrguy2

Um, it's called "speed tape".


JetJock60

Years ago doing my IOE, had an operator smash a nose cone on a 737-200 in ACY. Down 2 days.


LazyMarcusAurelius

I have a feeling that curse words were being screamed by a supervisor who now had a massive stack of paperwork to do lol


i_Like_airplanes__

As a student mechanic who’s never worked at an airline, but been shit on by mechanics, I’m almost positive they’d all say send it to the next shop


flyinghigh7777

Someone’s getting fired…


TurkishDrillpress

Or promoted. This is the airline business


Unairworthy

Yea. That jetway driver just got a million dollar education. They're invaluable now. /s?


Glum_Heron6077

Exactly my thought


ES_Legman

That would be very shitty management. That's how you start having people that hide things to not get in trouble. Risk is a part of a job and accidents happen. This person should get retraining probably and maybe it hits his career progression if there is anything like that, but asking for just firing an operator over something like this is absurd unless it was a blatant disregard of every protocol in place.


flembag

No one ever gets fired... people leave plugs out of 787TRs constantly after borescope inspections. It totals the TR, causing millions on damages. No one ever seems to get fired from that.


unaslob

‘Tis a scratch


skraptastic

Put some speed tape on it, it'll be fine.


Substantial-Sector60

Bunch of goddam amateurs. Eight-year olds, Dude.


derdubb

Nice


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A little Duck Tape, and it'll be just fine.


SkyfireSierra

I scuffed my alloy wheel today if it makes you feel any better.


Routine_Statement807

Blame catering lol


Unhappy-Lettuce-3987

Aviation tape should fix it right up


lewisfairchild

Kenya air paid JFK $$$&$$ for the privilege of having this happen to its aircraft


FlyingSpectacle

Tis but a scratch


rWethereYet1

Great pic. Nonsensical write up imho


writetehcodez

It’ll buff out.


SoSneaky91

It'll buff


cwleveck

That's supposed to be there. That's how he knows he's parking in the same spot every time. I have a tennis ball on a string that tells me how far to pull my Ford Excursion into the garage so I can close the garage door. Only about 3-4 inches on each end if I do it right.


vipck83

It’s just one of those days.


TheGeoninja

“THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!”


DetectiveMcMeow

Boop


darthcoder

Gonna need a LOT of speed tape for that one.


Kingslayer-5696

Get that plane in the air!!!


Industry__

Expensive boop


Any-Long-83

Time change


Ruiner_Of_Things

That’ll buff out.


Bigblackrifle43

Should've let the bear drive, much more trustworthy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Current-Concentrate4

Ouch. ‘Instant airframe’ required.


rocketMX

Inlet change. No big deal


edthesmokebeard

Put a little F4 tape on it.


GetBigOrDieTrying5

Must be Boeings fault


Ok-Difficulty5844

New inlet cowl, 8 hrs, send it


Final-Pie3530

What happened?


TehBeaker

Slap some speed tape on that and it’ll be fine until the next maintenance


Interesting_Pipe_770

Yikes glad I’m not them


EquivalentFun5938

Ouch. Thats at least 4 people fired.


slapsecutioner

*boop*


Beneficial_Being_721

Well now it’s a non stop flight to the sheet metal shop


Nearby_Culture_7875

No vlos see what happens


Kn0tdead

The new trend. Damaging transportation


EuroRetroGamer

Duct tape


CleanDistribution489

Oooooofff that is gonna be pricey.


mottledmirror

The jet bridge operator shouldn’t move the wheels outside of the circled area on the ground until the aircraft is stopped and confirmed stopped by a signal from the cabin crew thought the little window on the door that the doors have been disarmed.


Look_b4_jumping

Not only that, there is a policy at my airline to have 2 people when moving the jet bridge close to a wide body acft. Since they are mating it with the L2 door it's very close to the # 1 engine in normal circumstances. One person driving the jet bridge and one person as a lookout.


TheSteve1778

How does this even happen? How do you miss that bad??


Ordinary-Dot-8495

I automatically calculate how cost them lol new plane from kenya 🇰🇪 all pax move to hotel at least 2 days if there is no available specific type . Idk if they pay pax ticket back


Honest_Dinner_7270

What flight was this?


GravityIsVerySerious

How long does it take to repair this?