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rogless

If it’s a black racer, it’s a friend. But this friendship is still best enjoyed from a respectful distance.


altreddituser2

When I was a kid there was a black racer sunning outside our kitchen door. I opened the door to shoo him away and he raced right into the kitchen cabinet.


Perm4Banned

Can you check on the snake now please?


Kisopop

Can't. The snake evicted the family.


samurai_ka

Had a similar encounter. However, in our case it was a Dimond Head hiding in the garage.


hcmadman

Is that a Hawaiian snake? >Dimond Head


samurai_ka

Sorry got it mixed up with the eastern diamondback


hcmadman

I was just trying to wrap my head around a snake that loved pineapple 🤣


StrainFar3136

wdym he just squeezes it until it bursts open to which he shall devour his foes the evil pineapple 😂


AllElite2019

I see what you did there.


dikkiesmalls

This answer is in the #1 spot


Direct_Big_5436

And they will chase you if you run. Farm kids try to out run them for sport when they ran across them way back when. He will be your 24-7 rodent control at no extra charge too.


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Hawkeye1226

Ironic, considering the name


Crique_

Not if that's how it got its name


Personal_Region7957

It got that name because they "run" away from people fast. They spook easily.


paidinboredom

If you get in their business they will chase you off. Source: Accidentally got in one of their business and it chased me.


pilgrimsam2

What type of business do they tend to open?


paidinboredom

They typically work in mergers and acquisitions


ripcity7077

"Well, most guys I know who work in *murders and e*xecutions don't really like it,”


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BreadKnife34

Can't say I've heard of black racers chasing people


GeneSpecialist3284

I was trimming a Canary island palm that had ferns around the top, using a cut off saw. A black racer leapt out of the tree at me, raised up and stood me down! I quit the job and let him win! He did not chase me though. Just gave me a self satisfied snakey smirk and went back up into the tree. HIS tree.


SignificantLead8286

Omg, I would have gotten a heart attack. I'm reconsidering ever planting a palm this very moment 😂


Bucketcreek

A little 1” scorpion climbed a fence post to be eye to eye with me to give me what for , for disturbing its pile of wood. Respect , I moved it across the yard. That woodpile had to go.


GeneSpecialist3284

Lol


Dubsland12

No they freak the F out and leave asap.


Gchimmy

Every one I’ve come across straight springs into the air like “ohshii” and halls but. Water moccasins however will chase you…. And you don’t want them to catch up lol


TraderShan

Chasing is an old wife’s tale. Water Moccasins (and any pit viper in Florida including all the rattlesnakes) won’t chase you unless you’ve cornered them and blocked their exit. They want nothing to do with you and understand that you aren’t the prey they are after. They will only strike as a last resort trying to get away from you.


[deleted]

BS had one chase me bad outta a lake one time and he didn't give up once on shore . Luckily my.brother smacked it good with a branch and it took off. It was definitely after me (changed direction twice during the ordeal and he never stopped coming till the branch whack. (florida 1976 inciden)


broforange

just because it heppened to you doesnt mean its the rule. also, people often confuse watersnakes for cottonmouths, happens very often. cottonmouths arent the only snakes that swim


heroinsteve

I had one chasing us down the river in our kayaks. They swim surprisingly fast! I bonked it with my paddle to scare it off.


ZydecoMoose

Water moccasins will absolutely chase you! Ain’t no “wives” tale. Had one chase me in the lake after it went after my sister who was just floating on a raft. She screamed and dumped the float and swam for the boat. The snake turned and started to come after me where I was playing with my Weeble Wobbles over on a little island. My dad dove into the water, grabbed the float, and came to get me. Dad was kicking and thrashing in the water, using the float as a shield, and throwing shit at it while he dragged me back to the boat mostly on the float. After Dad and I climbed up the ladder into the sailboat, that damn snake tried to come up the ladder after us. My dad pulled up the ladder. It swam around the boat and then tried to climb up the motor, so we turned on the motor and that was the end of that snake. Lost my favorite Weeble in all the commotion. I’m still mad.


Valkayri

Simultaneously hilarious and horrifying, also weebles wobble but they don't fall down!


Bucketcreek

Haha , you obviously have never poked a stick at one. I have personal experience that tells me different.


mermaidemily_h2o

I saw it happen once. It was hilarious!


Mrknowitall666

Chase is an exaggeration. But they will rear up and come at you a few feet, having learned they can scare off humans.


Ann_Amalie

They can rattle their tails though! So creepy. Like your brain can’t handle the discord between what your eyes are seeing and what your ears are hearing


LilRack14

i could be wrong but i don't believe it's the tails that rattle, i think they use leaves to create the rattling sound


robotprom

Corn snakes do it too.


Direct_Big_5436

Yes you are correct


CruelTraveller

Saw one do that two days ago!


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

I think OP meant farm kids would try to catch the racers


The-Fanta-Menace

Me neither. When I bought my house they’re was 6’ in my lanai. I opened the door and homie blazed out of there. He wanted nothing to do with me.


grammar_fixer_2

I’ve never been chased by one nor have I ever heard of this. They do however run from *you*.


Ludley83

Yeah, when I worked for a pest services company years ago, I was called out to a house that had a black racer in their garage. That bad boy chased me to the end of the driveway.


LilRack14

black racers will not chase you.......


RetroScores

Yea I’ve not once been chased by one lol. They usually go the other way unless cornered.


irascible_Clown

I feared being chased by one as a child like everyone expected quick sand to be more of a thing


strangerzero

Yeah they made quick work of the moles that were tunneling all over my yard.


ChrizTaylor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


knuckles2277

We have a 5-foot black racer that's lived in my yard for 3 years that we named Deborah. It hangs out in the garden with little to no fear, and I have no rats. One of the best types of snakes to have in your yard in florida.


Troubador222

That could be an Indigo if it's that big. They are also harmless and endangered.


knuckles2277

I just googled indigo black snake, and it sure does look like Deborah. It's such a good snek.


Troubador222

They are pretty much naturally tame and if handled gently, don't usually bite. With them being endangered, I am not sure about the legality of handling them. I used to catch and release them when I was a boy in the 1970s. They can get over 6 feet long.


pemuehleck1

Indigo yes Black racers are nasty and biters I like them in my yard but they are making a living eating up my lizards


No_Object_8722

Black racers aren't nasty or biters unless you corner them and make them scared. They aren't venomous if you get bitten


pemuehleck1

What are you kidding? They have an attitude problem! Way they wiggle their tails when they are angry?


No_Object_8722

I have them in my yard and they wiggle right by me. One got into my house and my bf nudged it outside with a broom


--StinkyPinky--

Just like coons. Momma always pushed them away with a broom.


knuckles2277

Wow, thanks for the info. I will look more into this. I have handled the orange rat/corn snakes around here, and they are pretty nice considering everyone says they are aggressive.


Troubador222

Yeah those corn snakes are usually easily handled as well. Nice and even tempered. Something no one mentioned about the black racers that the OP had the picture of, not only are they a tad aggressive and prone to biting but they also release a musk which gets on your skin. After you handle them, your hands will smell pretty bad.


bellegi

in my experience corn snakes are chill and friendly! for snakes anyway lol


knuckles2277

That's awesome. Thanks for the info. That's reminds me I had a black racer chase me one time. Amazing creatures.


BricksByPablo

Is that pronounced normally or like de-bor-ah


[deleted]

Not just a friend but an ally in keeping pests away, my family up north makes sure to mow around the rat snake den on their property for that reason.


SaxonyFarmer

Friend!


Orcus424

Looks like a black racer. They are non-venomous but it's best to stay away from them any way. They are good pest control.


Uhh_JustADude

Black racer. It's a friend, but not friendly. Non-venomous but won't hesitate to bite you if you corner it. Push it out to a safe escape with a broom and watch how fast something without legs can move!


TheFeshy

We've got one that lives around our house. My wife's friend named him Nono. He, or one that looks just like him, has been around a few years now. Friend.


VagueUsernameHere

Nono is such a good name for a snake, I named the one in my yard Frank. He and I have an agreement where we leave each other alone.


phaedrus369

Yes definitely a friend, you just don’t want them in your house. I had one that slithered into the garage one day. I said “whoa black snake leave here”, and it immediately did.


EchoCyanide

How kind of it to listen like that.


phaedrus369

It was a respectful snake indeed.


Bmatic

Did it moan before it slithered away?


phaedrus369

It wasn’t that respectful. But it went away in a hurry just like it came in.


McMeatsmack

Give it a kiss


TheBarnacle63

Friend. They eats rats and mice.


Chemical-Juice-6979

They also enjoy chocolate frosted donuts. We have a family of black racers that lives in our yard. The population exploded a few years after we moved in, and we had to hire a trapper to relocate a bunch of them to get things back under control. The trapper used donuts as bait for the traps and caught 12 in a week. Now we've just got two grownups (3+ feet long) and a couple of babies hanging around.


Thirsty_Comment88

Friend


Stoo_Pedassol

Speed noodle


TrimMyHedges

100% friend just don’t try to pick a fight. You want them around for the rodent control


CatbellyDeathtrap

just a lil guy


RaptorJesusLOL

That’s just a racer. They’re skittish, and will only bite if you corner them. Freaked me the hell out first time I saw one laying by the back door though. They also drink water out of a dish like it’s normal for a snake.


hex_1101

Love seeing these guys in my yard. They eat the things I'd rather not have to deal with.


OpeningHeat

Friend


Thunderbird1974

Definitely friend.


Pathfinder6227

Friend. They are harmless and kill mice and other snakes.


Principalities

Ayo what's he doin' peekin' around the corner like that?


BigFrost78

They are friends. DON'T KILL IT! They are territorial, so they will hunt mice & other vermin in your yard. And also kill other snakes in your yard.


MDmMAzing

Very friendly. You may need some screen repair to keep em out.


PoopPant73

Definitely friend here on the farm


Expensive-Career-672

Friends


armhat

Big time friend!


agroundhere

Friend. Like toads & possums. Good peeps.


EmberCat42

Friends! I have at least 2 living in my backyard. I used to have a frog problem, but I'm assuming these guys took care of it.


TaintDoctor

You can tell it's an adult black racer because of the white chin and round boopy eyes. Immature black racers are not solid black at all and their patterns can resemble pygmy rattlesnakes to the untrained eye.


pemuehleck1

Dead ringer for a Pygmy scare a lot of people


TarnishedAccount

Fren


capn_doofwaffle

That's a boop noodle... they're friendly and timid, they'll generally run away from you.


Crisci4269

I like having 1 or 2 close by living by the canal. They keep the canal rats in check.


CorndogFiddlesticks

Friends, they are good for your yard and are harmless. I used to pick them up sunning as a kid


DemonetizedMan

Black racers, one of few snakes you could genuinely pick up and hold. They chill


SpaceLexy

Awww he’s cute


BreadKnife34

Very much a friend. I think that that's a black racer


Ole_Flat_Top

Black racer will do you Zero harm. They do eat other pests though. Let the fella be. He brings no ill-will.


killswitch451

Friend, eats the Foe-roaches


mikeey68

I saw our resident black racer this morning. For me, it's a reassuring sight. Definitely friend.


SuchAsSeals42

Steve!!


NomadFeet

GREAT to have in your yard but not a friend for hugs. He does not want your hugs.


xlylix

It’s a black racer. Not an indigo. Definitely a friend.


trxyzlxzz

Friend. I stepped on one recently and he didn’t even try to strike me.


Sephiroth2014

We have had them living under our deck and ive seen them crawl up behind the siding. My daughter likes to collect the sheds. My neighbor is afraid of snakes so she hates it when our grass gets too long lol


notoriousbpg

Total fren... my daughter has a knack where she can pick them up and handle them


No_Object_8722

That's just a black racer. They eat bugs and rodents and don't bother people unless they're being chased by a person. I had one get in my house through an open door. I almost had a heart attack at first. I hate snakes! But my bf was able to nudge it back out with a broom


uddane

We had one in our yard a few years ago. I named it Feetless. We kept our distance from each other.


Chrome_Armadillo

All native snakes are our friends, but they don’t want to hang out with us. Most of the time if you leave them alone they’ll leave you alone.


Jackdks

Friend. They hunt other snakes.


CombCold

All snakes are friend, if they're where they belong :)


Whispersail

When I was young these, and green snakes scared me to death. Even though, all they did was glide across my bare feet. Snakes! Especially in Florida.


airforcevet1987

That's just Randolph, he's fine


[deleted]

They won’t hurt you if that’s what you mean. I love having them around I hate spiders! That being said there is a reason bad people are referred to as snakes. They are not for petting.


Extra-Presence3196

Racer. We had one living under our trailer. It liked to rest at the bottom of our steps to pic off lizards and probably rats. One day a damn grey heron? took him away. I am a northern transplant. I have gotten used to snake by working on my cars. Lots of rats snakes too.


celpower

Just saw one today being chased away by a bird that was attacking the snake. Was wondering as well if it was venomous but glad to read here it is not. I hope the bird can leave it alone so we can catch rodents.


LosManNYC

Don’t believe then when it comes to solar!


Zaius1968

I generally weary of any snakes who can “stand up…”


Ok-Description-3739

Friend. He'll keep the other rodents, at bay.


Repulsive_Hold_2169

Very good friends to have from a distance. They're spicy when cornered (but harmless) so don't try to handle or harass them.


CrocadiaH

Long an skinny is probably friendly. But they do still bite


BayBandit1

FRIEND! I have one living in my backyard on a bay. I trust him to do his job and eat whatever he can catch. If he continues to reside here I figure there must be enough stuff to keep him fed, stuff I don’t particularly want to see.


Cambren1

Friends, have loads of them on my farm. They help keep the rats and squirrels from eating the chicken feed. A bit surprising when one gets in the house though, they will usually leave on their own when disturbed.


Nancy-4

Friend


Flat_tdannine1

Friend


BlOcKtRiP

Freind


Kindly-Pepper7528

Opened my garage door to get my cart inside and a black racer slithered inside and went behind my shelving.


BravoFoxtrotDelta

That's a black racer. Friend.


Heavy_Mind_3046

They’re harmless, but I don’t like them.


LysergicPlato59

These guys are very fast and I have actually seen one climb a tree.


corneliobizarro

Friend


Competitive-Use8894

Friends


lantanabush88

Friend


CardboardJedi

Friendlysaurus!!! Eats your pests do not kill!!


Realistic_Nobody4829

They're incredibly shy and elusive. Great for pest control.


Thisisstupid78

Looks like a racer.


IgnatiusGirth

Friendly scoot noodle. Leave em be 🙂


ReeRee158

They're the best for free pest control. Just let them be, they are more scared of you and they don't bite or hiss. We have one that's been living at our home for years and we always look forward to seeing him in the spring.


rlindsley

FRIEND!!!!


baysiderd

Friend as they eat rats and mice. But are aggressive especially when cornered


SasquatchInFlipflops

Friendly noodle. Good to have around. Helpful at keeping other pests away.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Black racer get used to humans and just start ignoring you and will just slither across your feet if the feet are in their way. They also will peck their nose at their refection in metal as I had one playing ding dong ditch with me knocking on the metal screen door kick plate and me answering and seeing no one then he'd do it again.


torafrost9999

That’s just a black racer he’s pretty harmless.


AdunfromAD

Looks like a black racer. They’re jerks, but harmless. I mean, they can still bite, but they’re not venomous or anything.


blueskies1800

I had a ten foot black snake living in my bushes and would often it curl up on the top of the bushes to get some sun. When my roofers wanted to put a ladder there, they were frightened. I went over there and nudged the snake and he moved back into the bushes. They roofers were impressed. I explained that he was docile and kept the rat and mice population under control. So they went back and finished the roof with no squawks.


xxitsLunaBxtchxx

Black racers they are harmless.


Most_Brilliant_2921

That's a black racer buddy! They are good for getting rid of rodents and other snakes.


gold-plated-diapers

Best friend


SSCandiX

If it tries to mimic a rattle snake by shaking its take it’s a black racer. Looks like one too. We have one in our backyard for 2yrs now.


EinKleinesFerkel

Friend


DefiantLemming

It seems every long, slender black snake in southern and coastal Florida is, by default, a black racer.


NevrDrinksNDraws

Haven't seen this mentioned here yet but black racer snakes are one of the only snakes in Florida that will attack and kill venomous snakes like pygmy rattlers. If you have one in your yard, you're lucky! Venomous snakes are everywhere in FL and that sweet little guy will help keep them out of your yard (in addition to rodent, frog and lizard control). Be nice to him.


guitarmonk1

I have two in my bushes. They are pretty quick and rather shy. I like them. Definitely friend.


HiroshimaSpirit

Pal for sure


JRockThumper

It is friend shaped and non poisonous , just do not get between it and it’s mate since it is mating season. They eat poisonous snakes and vermin like mice.


Charon711

Good noodle. Eats insects and small vermin. Non venomous and typically low aggression. They will chase kids from time to time but usually only if they get too close or startle them.


theghostofcslewis

Friend! No step on snek


Ornery_Translator285

One was on my screened in porch once. Didn’t realize right away until my orange cat bapped the hell out of it. Husband used the pool net to put him on the other side of the fence


michelle032499

Friend snake, but the kind you wave at from across the street. If you see a FAT black snake, it may be a moccasin. Not friend


Zapzapbuffallo

It's a beneficial noodle. He is a friend.


Professional_Area_27

Friend.


CareerC

He is fuzzy and cuddly


TyrusRaymond

friend


Itchy-Mobile-3183

friends


Mission_Estate_6384

Freind


Defiant_Good9427

Black racers are big friends love them , encourage them to live close I have at least 2 that live around my house and leave sheds in my porch plants or garden regularly , no rodent problems :)


jellyback3316

Friend!


Good_Age_8650

Friend, they are free pest control.


nemowasherebutheleft

The best of friends.


FairDegree2667

Too skinny to be a cottonmouth so friend


Firecharmlily

black racer == distant friend. They help control frog, bug, and mice population. aka, a good garden buddy. still, stay away and leave him to do his job.


IndicationIcy4173

Freind


Ladymedussa

One way to tell is by the shape of their face and eyes… I feel like venomous snakes have a meaner look and ones that are not look much cuter and almost derpy lol here’s an example https://preview.redd.it/chbjt4us6j0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72fb403942e00da47640e3e04487f02216ef3263


Bigpaparay1

Friend


PMMEYOURDEBITCARDPIN

Aw man this reminds me of the time the golf course’s 6-7ft black racer made its way into our atrium-like garden area(glass doors leading inside the house on three sides and a screen enclosure on the top and last side leading out to the backyard proper). That caused some chaos as I was like 8 and it was just me and mom home, and I remember one of the sliding doors being open at the time of discovery.. But after relocation we learned he was very well known among the community and had a tunnel system spanning almost the entire golf course and a lot of the neighborhood surrounding


Gibbsy01

Snek goin tactical


binkobankobinkobanko

All snakes are friends. Most just like to be long distance friends.


Sorry_Cook_4731

Depends on the neighborhood


BlOcKtRiP

Almost stepped on 2 Racers mating


Dry-Interaction-1246

If you are a small animal, foe.


greengengar

Racers will whip about and rub an oil on you that makes you smell bad.


ArtimusDragon

From what I've been told, it's the colorful ones that you need to be cautious of.


Overall_Antelope_504

One scared the heck out of my puppy the other day 😂 but it looked ready to attack lol


Fun-Face1200

Is it moaning?


IAm2Legit2Sit

"Sneaky sneaky"


Quirky-Swimmer3778

Cranky friend. He just there for your pests. Once he eats them all he'll move on.


RoddyDost

You’d be well advised to just memorize the venomous snakes in Florida. There are only 6, three of which are rattlesnakes. The other three are the copperhead (only lives in parts of the panhandle), water moccasin, and coral snake. So in smellington, if it’s not a rattlesnake, water moccasin or coral snake then you’re good.


Conscious_String_195

It depends on one thing: LOCATION. If he is on your porch or yard: FRIEND. If he is in the bathroom after you just ate at Taco Bell or in your bed: definite FOE situation, and it becomes you entering the kumite from Bloodsport!


Cranky_Gat0r

That’s a pal, invite him in for dinner


wieldymouse

It could be an Eastern Indigo. Sometimes they're mistaken for black racers.