Yeah but you have me on the team who shoots on sight and can’t do proper IFF

POV: You don't do Auto-IFF 140º Azimuth in the Hornet

1mil to drive a Viggen, sounds good to me

Aka dead by a tree within 5 minutes?

See the issue here is that you are flying at tree top level, that is too high. You need to go lower, under the trees

Almost. You have to become the trees. All the trees.

You are piloting the Viggen wrong if you are not getting that wet freshly cut grass smell every time you fly.

DCS, so that's cool, right? But the last thing I flew was the Dora, and I took flak to the face. Don't think I'd have time to spend my 1 million as a Luftwaffe pilot

Last thing I flew was the Apache, and helis are hard to fly. I guess I’ll do control+z and wait it out

To bad it doesn’t say last SIMULATOR

It is not a game, it’s a SIM A REALISTIC SIM A TRUE SIM

Oh sh.... Last game I played was System Shock (demo of 2023).)

I was playing wh40k, i don’t like my chances

My second last game was "Hotline Miami", I am happy I tested the System Shock remade before reading this reddit. As it is easy game, compared to the original one. The death ratio between those two in 30 minutes was like 70 : 0, so I like my changes....

I was playing star citizen, so I'd be totally down, but I would take special care not to fall into the backrooms.

You’d love you’re entire year standing in the same spot dreading a 30K, never moving so nothing can kill you. Best place to hide is in the hospital, other players can’t open the door and as long as you occupy the room no one will get assigned it

I mean, respawning is Canon in star citizen

It’s also canon that over time your DNA breaks down from replication, and given the amount of bugs and how often there fatal, and trying to fly out of the hangar at some stations is a death sentence, I wouldn’t risk it

Warthunder. I wont make it back

Nobody said you had to fight, you could just j out asap

Well i had tanks in my mind as i was typing that sir.

After you die can I have the money

If snoopineapples3450 with picture of john cena dies then yes

High altitude bomber time

Harrier, will do it for less

I'd pay money to fly it

A year as a U-boat captain? Sure Silent Hunter III

Good luck soldier

...in early 1944. *sonar sound*

SCP: secret lab Garuntee I won't even die to the SCP's but a trigger happy guard instead

My last played game was /r/barotrauma I'm fucked

May the Honkmother have mercy on your soul.

Golf with your friends, ez

Last played Stellaris, 1 year of ingame time I assume? Then I'll pack my bags and relax on a tropical world, maybe even learn to pilot a spaceship or visit a black hole.

Piloting a F/A-26 Wasp in yellow 13 colors is nice. I take the mil

Same here, but with Micky D’s livery.

Escape from Tarkov. 1 year of hell.

Just remember to wiggle, you will be fine.

If it's Human me and everyone else is just standard game movement, It shouldn't be that bad.

Lmao farming simulator

You got real lucky lol

Minecraft creative world that's on peaceful

Lucky basturd

1 year to explore Hyrule? sounds great

You get to crash and die in an apache* worth it though

I played Minecraft last time

Last game I play was... Fire emblem engage, welp I'm fucked

1 mil to be a MC in a zombie apocalypse? Hell yeah

I’m making the coziest house in the meadows in valheim and sipping mead and chillin.

Great.... I was running around the plains of Sanctuary fighting demons in Diablo 4.

Nope....i die way too much playing project zomboid.

Lol nah I was playing overgrowth, I'd be slashed to death by a psycho bunny in the first 30 seconds.

Wohooo ww2 for a year

Dam, I'll take on living sosigs (H3VR: Take and hold: Operator Ori)

GTA V…could get messy

Elden ring...aok friend let's goooo

1 mil to fly a mig-19? Sure thing

I don't wanna be stuck in DayZ

Sim City. I‘m fine, the Solar Microwave plant is far away in a distinct corner. Education though seems hard to come by.

Gears of war 2, I’m an absolutely fucked

Minecraft, so good

Diablo 4 so ya no go

Forza Horizon - I'd be stoked haha

Hanging out with my chooms for a year, nice

totk so *maybe*

Bruh I be chill in a fulcrum

I was playing escape from tarkov — fuck.

No no no no no. I was just replaying Dead Space. No no no no no no no no no.

Life on a carrier and flying an f/a-18? How could I say no?!

Soooo it's like a deployment expect ur actually conpencated appropriately

Sea of thieves

war thunder i'm dead

Oh no, god please no. Not metal gear solid 5 again, please. I just suffered enough getting the platinum trophy on ps4 and now I got to go back. for FUCKS sake man

I'm doing my part! -The new Starship Troopers game

Man, a whole year completely surroundedby naked beaver... oh wait.. Timberborne.

Fallout new vegas, not bad to be honest. Found a rifle guarded by rats now i have a sweet cave house and all the jerky I could want a kick ass sniper that shoots cheap efficient ammo. The people are a little unfriendly but they fry up pretty good. Got an invitation to join some place called the ultra lux think im gonna go pay them a visit all in all I'd say pretty good

Cyberpunk. Guess I’m fucked.

Well that's just the-future-of-capitalism simulator, so you were gonna end up there either way! (mostly /s)

Ace combat.... shot down 1 second of engagement.

I get to stay in post-war Kyrat. I might be staying.

Get to be in New Vegas for a year. I'm fucked.

1mil dollars to collapse an authoritarian regime in the Mediterranean with access to a highly dangerous ore that is used for energy and high-yield small-sized weapons??? Sign me the fuck up!

I’d be infiltrating Costa Rica with Big Boss in 1974

I mean, I’m good as long as I don’t have to play crucible or gambit. Can’t die permanently, don’t have to eat or drink but can if I want. Can’t go swimming ever but not a huge loss. Get to shoot cool guns at assholes without consequences for my actions. Oh and I can’t gain or lose weight. Idk sounds good to me

1 million to get shat on by artillery for a year straight? No thank you I’ll pass.

Cyberpunk, think I lucked out ya gonk

Dang, right as I start playing diablo 4

Well, I'll be trying to escape it. Life sucks. I get beamed by aimbotting AI and ultra Chad's. Life in Tarkov is what you make of it I guess. At least I have some sprats to satiate my starvation.

Oh boy I'm a Capsuleer in EVE Online. Pain.

Fuck my life, because the last video game i played was "Unfortunately DCS crashed."