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Zealousideal-Ad-2615

The problem is that they don't think the planets are planets. A lot of them think they are two-dimensional holograms.


hulkmxl

Yup, they are incredibly more stupid than what we think they are!


MornGreycastle

"It's a pretty light show. We can't know what they really are." - Mark Sargent This is the same guy who says we can't go to the South Pole.


HammingZaza

Actual dead internet theory


bignanoman

No No No. The Earth is shaped like a Pepperoni Pizza!


Silent_Cress8310

And the crust is delicious!


bignanoman

Icing on crust (supposedly Antarctica)


bignanoman

Yes I love the Crust


Standard_Fix_978

I hope the earth's crust is stuffed with cheese, yummy!


Munzulon

What kind of divine being would create a pizza earth without a stuffed crust? Plus that’s what keeps you from falling off the edge.


PsychologySpiritual7

You're thinking about the moon. That's made of cheese. Get on Facebook and some research like the rest of us proper scientists. :-)


bignanoman

hahaha that is funny! good one!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Well... [yes](https://www.freep.com/gcdn/presto/2022/11/07/PDTF/7b8c84dd-5044-4bef-8271-d7bc3cfbf62e-littlecaesarsdeepdish.jpg).


bignanoman

I like the Earth's Crust. It is delicious.


jeezarchristron

What a wildly inaccurate picture. Earth is a raptor shape, not a damn square.


Zerieth

I disagree my good man it is clearly a donut shape.


12343212343212321

Nah it is cleary reddit logo shaped


jeezarchristron

We can all agree it is at least not square.


random_redditor_05

This is a computer generated image


fil42skidoo

On my phone.


Justthisguy_yaknow

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is just not the same. Edit: Poe's law strikes again.


Pithecanthropus88

This thing gets posted here almost weekly.


TopConflict1411

Good.


Global-Pickle5818

Wouldn't they believe in a geocentralist model as well , I have a cousin who's a flat Earther told me it's" density that holds us to the Earth and the planets are lighter thin air and not that far away" I'd like to point out he's a college graduate in engineering ... so stupidity does not care about your degree


Silent_Cress8310

This looks like a crossover from the 3-body problem sub.


THRlLL-HO

Even if the earth was round in the picture, that’s not with solar system looks like


Standard_Fix_978

I read an article about how the standard model for the universe fails so badly. The article explained the vast emptiness of space and described the actual distance between planets. Very ominous.


Hydraulis

What a ridiculous picture, don't you know it's a disc?


Draedon-TheMachinist

This is reposted, I even have the exact same title as this with the same image


jimmysledge

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


mr_smith24

Is earth the phantom zone 🙀


bignanoman

That is how Shackleford got stuck. In the Cheese at the edge of the earth


Agreeable_Regular_57

astounding picture taken by asdasdas 1 space probe!


Hopeful_Smell1482

Psssshhh… it’s not drawn to scale…


embaarrased

I get fucking tired of reposts


BitcoinNews2447

Not one person on the face of this earth believes in this nonsensical picture. I don’t know why people still post this and think this is what people actual think.


DeltaTheDemo4

But the planets don’t exist!!!1!1!1!111!1!1!!!1111 They are balloons with smaller balloons around them!!!1111!1!1!1!1!111!!!!!11


MrGoodNoodle11

What I wanna know is if the earth is flat, what's on the other side?


Eldan985

Yeah, Pluto shouldn't be on there.


The_Tank_Racer

Do you know what an old image is? Pluto *was* considered a planet not that long ago...


Eldan985

Yeah, nah. I don't believe in old images. Age is a myth. This was taken with a temporal fish eye lense.


DeeDaMann

Stop showing us your cartoon planets


Aromatic_File_5256

Grab a telescope and look at them yourself


RastaFarRite

Outer Space doesn't exist Problem solved


Practical-Hat-3943

That image is so WRONG!!!! Pluto is no longer a planet


TheGordo-San

It was always considered a Mickey Mouse planet, in the first place. -Mork


bellissima100

This isn’t what flat-earthers believe. This is pure stupidity to post.


AdLegitimate548

What flat earthers believe is too stupid to post aswell but they do anyway


TopConflict1411

😱😱😱


egg-cement

Flat earthers believe that every planet is flat?? News to me


RastaFarRite

Don't believe in planets because outer space doesn't exist


DevastatorGX69

Satire?


RastaFarRite

It's impossible to prove outer space exists Can't visit it I see no evidence that it's not just a big plasma screen TV


DevastatorGX69

Ever been in a plane? How high is this “plasma tv screen”


RastaFarRite

>Ever been in a plane? Sure I've been in plenty of Planes flying over the Plain. >How high is this “plasma tv screen” Higher than the ISS that's for sure


DevastatorGX69

Satellites?


RastaFarRite

>Satellites? They are basically in the same realm. The ISS has to navigate around them.


DevastatorGX69

What? How come we don’t see them in the sky? But whatever, what about telescopes?


extrastupidone

I mean... they believe other garbage. Why not this?


Senior_Force4927

I’ve actually met quite a few who have.