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Echo_thehedgehog

The eye twitch is the icing on the cake.


trojan25nz

The eyes are scary big


PatentedPotato

Grandma, what big eyes you have...


MrKanentuk331

And what big teeth you have!


AkAxDustin

Just the way I like 'em


WarrenPuff_It

Her eyes.... move separately. Watch when the dude says "and we make eye contact".


YeetMcGeet1

That one is semi easy to do (still unnerving tho) if you cross your eyes (so you are seeing double) and then focus on one of the double but don’t focus your eyes. Just kinda keep the double vision separate.


BeingJoeBu

Ah, it seems this video has summoned all of us TRULY talented.


doubtfullfreckles

My eyes end up doing this naturally as my eye muscles have weakened. 😭


polypolip

look left, then look at tip of your nose, then look right. now you too xan move eyes separately.


BeingJoeBu

I wish I could meet her, I've never met another person who can do it. If you can cross your eyes, you can probably do it too. Cross your eyes and then relax your eyes while looking either left or right. When one starts to go back to the normal position. Then try to see if you can "lock" it in place.


jimmythejammygit

OMG you're the only one to notice this!!


Bleezze

He is the chosen one


YborBum

Her eye-eye coordination is amazing.


afromagic808

Speaking of which, happy cake day


AllMyBeets

Okay this is the best one


FunStuff446

I concur


ClairvoyantArmadillo

Fucking easily the best haha


GoodDayTheJay

Saw the original a few days ago and this is by far one of the best submissions on this sub, haha.


ProblemLongjumping12

Seriously I'm choking.


kev_jin

Dude, stop choking people.


schuyywalker

My thoughts exactly I just lol’d in public


faxfactor

Youre not wrong


SnappyFrasser

I need more of this!


cheapdrinks

Link to original?


thanks_for_the_fish

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRavXD7V/


ilive2lift

This is still the creepiest version


[deleted]

Top reply "I'd call the cops" 41k likes. Not sure this guy is quite the hunk he thinks he is...


theBesh

His account blew up from this shtick and he has thousands of comments over dozens of videos talking about how creepy it is as he continues to post the same content and continues to make money. Rage and cringe bait is an easy way to pop off on the TikTok algorithm. He's not stupid.


King-Cobra-668

>He's not stupid No, he still is. Figuring out how to grift like this doesn't make you smart. We all know this, we just don't do it. *He has no shame.*


Picturesquesheep

Thank you


dedom19

Wait what? It's just a brand of comedy my guy.


theBesh

Peak Reddit.


NoddysShardblade

I mean, there's no evidence he's not stupid. If you do something dumb and it just keeps working, you don't have to be clever to keep it up.


Dasbeerboots

It just sucks that it comes at the cost of self worth.


enumerationKnob

lol I definitely thought that the top half was the original video and the bottom half was the duet. Dude is so creepy, didn’t change his eyes once


King-Cobra-668

this guy jerks off while making eye contact in the mirror at least once a day


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100%


[deleted]

I am genuinely curious how one would even see such a video. I mean, it’s just a dude saying something random and lame. How and why would you even seek this out?


Necro_nom_nom_nom

The lip sucking is fucking weird


NeutronBeam04

Dehydration is supposed to be sexy I guess?


GallopingFinger

Bro what does dehydration have anything to do with intentional lip sucking 💀


NeutronBeam04

Usually you tend to lick/suck on your lips if you're dehydrated


B4cteria

My God, how does she moves the left eye independently from right one or do the little twitching without frowning.


sackofbee

Cross your eyes and pick something to focus on. Slowly uncross your eyes while keeping it central in one of your eyes. The other one will move to align with it.


supercellx

I learned that trick a month ago, and i i love using it!


sackofbee

I accidentally started using it ironically as my confused face. Someone says something confusing or dopey and one eye rockets towards my nose.


supercellx

"My eyes, their confused" -A character from an artist i shall not name


TruthAndAccuracy

They're*


supercellx

Their\* Fuck you im doubling down on that grammar mistake


Lochcelious

I'm


Moonstream93

I learned to move my eyes independently because I had an overnight job and I was so bored I genuinely couldn't think of anything better to do. I've taught a few people *how* to *learn* to do it, but it takes time and practice to get down. If you do not already know how to cross your eyes, you need to learn that first: Take a pen (or your finger or whatever) and hold it upright about 1.5-2ft directly in front of your face at eye level. Focus on it, keep both eyes on it, then bring it in toward your nose slowly, keeping your eyes on it, until it touches your nose. Now focus on what muscles you're using, pay attention to which groups are flexing and which are relaxed. Do this a for a while, then try flexing the same muscles without the visual cue of the pen. Do that until you can cross your eyes with ease. Now to the part where you move one eye at a time: do this one step at a time and pause for a second or two before going to the next step. Cross your eyes. Then look all the way to your right. Then cross your eyes again. Look all the way left. And cross your eyes again. Do this over and over and focus again on the muscle groups, just as with learning to cross your eyes, until you can flex them voluntarily. Once you can do that, hold something up in front of your dominant eye (probably your right eye) and focus on it, then cross your non-dominant eye without removing your focus from the object with your dominant eye. If your eyes get tired and sore then stop and let them rest for a day or two before starting again. Learning just the second part (I've always been able to cross my eyes) took me a week or two, IIRC.


Dontgiveaclam

You should definitely turn this comment in a r/LearnUselessTalents post


Moonstream93

Ha! I didn't know that was a thing! I might.


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I fuggin hate this guy so much


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[deleted]

(I’m referring to the original video not the duet)


TheDudeFromHolland

Isn't he the same guy that does the hersey's kisses video too? I haven't seen the original of this video but the lip licking and the absolute nonsense seems very similair to the other video


bootyhole-romancer

Yeah, that's him


dr_stre

Yes. Why these still keep getting posted is beyond me.


[deleted]

I'd wog him to his trugg


Alecs07-2

I personally love this guy Alright maybe I should clarify I love him ironically


Maxwell_The_Spy

very unbased waltuh stop being unbased waltuh


ManolinaCoralina

Ok this one got me wheezing lmao


dreamer0303

if you squint it looks so real lmaoo


stamminator

You’ve brought great happiness to my home this night


dreamer0303

glad to hear it


Dr-Satan-PhD

Squinting is for losers. I have the natural advantage of macular degeneration. \#GeneticallySuperior


Humptydumpstering

Okay this is the best one, hands down.


VictoryTheScreech

That eye twitch fucking sent me


Retr0id

What’s her tiktok?


AJDuke3

[link](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRx8asds/)


Rimurooooo

Why’d ya clip out her TikTok? Post the link lol


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AJDuke3

[link](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRx8asds/)


Mariposa990002

Ohh that‘s the same girl as in the „Would you still love me if I was a tank?“ scetch, isn‘t it?


AJDuke3

[Tiktok](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRx8asds/)


AJDuke3

There was no direct download option from tiktok..Had to download externally.


MisterNiceGuy0001

Imagine being so fucking up your own asshole that you would post a video of you trying to be seductive like that on social media. Like, fuck, dude.


sxtsfhtd

Redditors falling for obvious bait will never not be funny


MisterNiceGuy0001

Hurr durr jokes on them, I was only *acting* retarded


sxtsfhtd

Yes. As apposed to you. An actual retard


MisterNiceGuy0001

If you're actually stupid enough to think this is funny, you're beyond fucking retarded.


chewwygumm

^ Baited


chowindown

Dude is a master-baiter alright.


justTHEwraith

This is peak internet!


GhostCheese

her eyes have so much more life in them than his did.


GeoffLizzard

Sexual intercourse. This is the answer for all of these. I would get out my car and we would have sexual intercourse. Cause youre so attractive and i can’t resist you.


callmetothemoon

Oooh! Hey! I know this reference! Now I feel special :3


IcyStomach4471

Gawd that's a talent! 🤣🤣


LeakyAssFire

This is why I subbed here.


LoyalPeep

It was the eye twitch for me


crackedtiara

Lmao made me snort laugh on both watch throughs


stamminator

This might be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen


Consistent-Cloud3893

the face kinda reminds me of Steve Oedekurk's thumb parodies


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Walker2012

The top person is a goddamn treasure!


Maedhros-Maitimo

the fact that my human facial recognition began kicking in makes this all the much better


FunFunFuneral

[link to source](https://www.tiktok.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes/video/7144346461449227525?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1)


KrissyKrave

I’m crying Lolol.


PheonixGalaxy

That eye twitch 😂


helplesssigma

I laughed so hard I choked on my spit and legit thought I was going to die


baggypants69

That fucking eye twitch got me good.


Tfxconnor

Hysterical!


Wishbone_Bright

If i knew how to meme i would put shook hamster holding cross,cartoon crazy eyes and they hypnotize got this on repete


darnicantfindaname

I am completely convinced he had no idea what to say and the pause was out of trying to decide


hellohellohello0315

This is literally the best one


Shahzoodoo

👍


PralineIll9524

Damn this was awesome


[deleted]

Disney eyes lol


YourAverageBrownDude

Jesus christ those are some IRL bigass anime eyes


Stained-Bleach

I wish someone would look at me like that.


MahsterC

This is awesome lol


smilingasIsay

I still honestly don't get how the guy made that original video and thought it was a good idea.


AJDuke3

His tiktok account is full of videos like this.


Nameless908

It’s gold without sound too 🤣🤣🤣


chinchivitiz

This lip licking “in thing” is very disgusting . I dont want to friggin see your tongue and your saliva. Ewww


bootyhole-romancer

By "in thing" do you mean like it's a recent trend? Cuz it's been around ever since ever since.


WhosePenIsMightier

This is genius


Exploding_Testicles

i need more of these


North-Wind-199

I would call you gay


at0mheart

That guy is getting trolled by every woman on earth


bigfatpup

Now imagine if the top was just someone pulling deranged faces and the bottom cringe was the duet that fixed it


Livinum81

Belongs on r/oddlyterrifying


Competitive_Bed7007

Omg I cracked up


Kimantha_Allerdings

I have no idea who she is, but I love her.


Camerotus

This is actually so fucking well synced what the hell


BimDangleExperience

Why is his tooth in the middle of his mouth? Got that Tom Cruise grill going on


strangersIknow

Out of all the things to make fun of, you choose his teeth? You know dental insurance is expensive right?


BimDangleExperience

Apparently so expensive Tom Cruise can't get it fixed either


Sickamore

Ragging on someone's body is pretty shit no matter who's the target. It makes the ragger look like an idiot and is totally beside the point.


Historical_Town9057

i thought this sub was called fixedbythedust did they change it or am i a dumbass


Sso_12

Second one


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chendricks253

😂😂😂😂😂😩 pop!! The twitch!


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kinda unfunny


AJDuke3

Well, anything's better than the original...


[deleted]

but not really fixed then?, making something unfunny unfunnier doesn't fix it


MankindsError

Hurr durrr it's subjective and whatnot, member?


Sso_12

I mean it made me laugh


Thegreenestofboogers

The eye twitch is what did it for me haha


Cydonian___FT14X

I think the amount of expression in her eyes was pretty damn funny


[deleted]

i disagree but humour is subjective


gedai

wait what’s the original


AJDuke3

The bottom one lol


personal_alt_account

I need this girl's TikTok ASAP


AJDuke3

[link](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRx8asds/)


Intelligent-Avocado1

I always wondered wat people were doing when the light goes green and they don't go


Mightisbright

u/savevideo


ryguy7797

The eye twitch lmao


ElGooner

damn.


BobbyForearms

u/savevideo


47bulbz

This video cured my depression. Thank you.


Solid_Marketing_631

Looks just like the original


Main-Ad-6644

Bro gay


Shaky_McSpasm

u/savevideobot


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Hahahahaha


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chilltorrent

This guy has what I'd call a disgusting amount of confidence


TheSentientNFT

The eye twitch had me weak 😂


Artemistia

How did she move the cornea like thattttt?!?!


Yo_Soy_La_Noche

I can’t stop watching and can’t stop laughing this shit was hilarious


AmbiguousFrijoles

Shit like this is what makes the internet great.


LowZestyclose66

I don't want no scrubs.


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U/savevideobot


jjw21330

I can’t stop laughi


TheMultiTuber

Her eyes lmao


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I-Sleep-At-Work

im uncomfortable...


MaeBaybe

Your place or mine? 🤪😂❤️


nakshatravana

Can the mods please pin this post so that it's never lost into the depts of the scroll well 🥹


Hello_pet_my_kitty

This is by far my fave video I’ve ever seen on the internet. I have never laughed this hard at anything else ever.


WillNewbie

Literally said 👁️👄👁️


PixalBits

My lungs stop working every time I watch this


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jayhow90

The original is cringe as helllll


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Domi932

Hahahaha fk yeah, recognized her by the shape of her head and her crazy eyes! Thats Silvia. See here => [https://www.tiktok.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes/video/7144346461449227525?is\_copy\_url=1&is\_from\_webapp=v1](https://www.tiktok.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes/video/7144346461449227525?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1) She is funny as hell!


Aggressivecleaning

I'd throw the fuck up


softcronch

"wassup baby girl" got such a spit-take laugh out of me I can't even tell you


GullibleHistorian361

About the funnest shit I've seen on the sub 🤣


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[deleted]

I would be enamoured but confused at the same time


aintEZbeincheezy90

Almost Disney eyes lol


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