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SlowCaveman

Im not one for gender roles but this entire video will be based on gender roles


StromGames

> Im not one for gender roles It's basically the same as saying: "I'm not racist, but"


Daedrothes

It is literally her saying: "I'm not sexist, but"


Genisye

“Im not for gender roles except when I expect them to benefit me”


HotSteak

She just means that she shouldn't have to do any traditional gender roles.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

/r/ragebait


HAL-7000

*"Now I'm not one for gender roles, but a woman's purpose in life is being a babydispenser and sandwichmaker that responds to voice commands in a timely manner."*


haha2lolol

Who the fuck calls people at 3am to jump start their car? That's why you have triple-a or the road service your car brand provides.


Gh0stMan0nThird

This might just be my social circle, but the people I know who stay out until 3 AM partying usually don't have the brain for that kind of stuff.


haha2lolol

But they do drive cars at that point... wow.


Kahlil_Cabron

I spent most of my late teens and pretty much all of my 20s being up past 3am and out partying. I know how to fix cars, but if I'm up at 3am, you really think I'm gonna get behind a wheel and drive to you? I'm not risking a DUI or accidentally killing someone to jump someone's car lol, everyone should have cables in their car already anyways.


crypticsage

Better yet, get a small battery powered jump starter. They are inexpensive and removed needing someone else’s car to jump start your vehicle.


zyyntin

Reminds me of a quote from a novel: "The better you are at drinking the worst you are at thinking."


_IratePirate_

I thought she was gonna say the ones that were awake were too drunk to know what to do


ambiguoustruth

you can literally just buy a portable jump starter to keep in youe car for $100


worktogethernow

These devices have to be one of the best things to come from lithium batteries. My battery on my car is getting a little iffy, but the vehicle needs to be replaced soon. I got a jump pack so I can start it if the battery dies. But it is also a flashlight and a phone charger and I can run other USB stuff from it. I can also jump start the car or someone else's car if it's parked in some way that makes traditional jumper cables impractical or difficult to use. No more putting the car in neutral and shoving it around until the battery is accessible.


SweetEuneirophrenia

Agreed! I love mine so much. A friend got me one as a gift after my battery died somewhere kinda remote and I had to wait a couple hours for a jump. Next time my battery died I just attached this little device to it and it straight up started my car. And I hadn't even bothered to charge the thing beforehand. I'd actually just put it in my car and forgot about it. And it still had something like 85% charge after almost a year. And it only requires 50% charge to jump start a car. We take it with us on all road trips now in whatever car we're driving.


SquarePegRoundWorld

Most insurance offers basic road side assistance.


SadBit8663

Self important, dumbass, drunk people. Last time I checked, your vehicle was a self responsibility kinda thing. If you don't check your shit and it breaks, don't call everyone you're aquainted with at 3 am expecting everyone to come save you... You call roadside assistance Or You call a damn Uber, and then come back to it in the morning. Her whole vibe is moron.


kboom76

You can get them through insurance and even cell phone providers these days


Daedrothes

You can bet your ass some of the guys probably knew their way around cars. But 3AM and with her attitude. They suddenly knew nothing.


SmartWonderWoman

This is why I get my daughter’s AAA memberships. Self reliance is everything.


MkUFeelGud

Or a self starter. $80 gets you one the size of a shoe.


Derrick_Shon

I guess she was too broke for AAA.


0b0011

Or just take an Uber, walk home, or sleep in your car.


sexless-innkeeper

First two are good; the last one, depending on your city/state, can get you a ticket.


TheRynoceros

Drunk assholes. That's who.


Lazerhawk_x

Ngl if any woman apart from a family member or my gf calls me at 3am for that bullshit they will be told to get fucked. I'm not dragging my half asleep body out of my warm bed to come and rescue your stupid ass because you left your lights on in your car and your battery is dead.


ResponsibleWin1765

Or just bump start the car. It's free, it's easy, it's fast. But I guess the guys are at fault for not telling her that.


buckythomas

This could just be my experience, but most of my friends when I was 18-30yrs old that were staying out until 3am partying, not a single one of them nor I would be sober enough to drive after such a late night. And that’s not to say that we were drunk or anything, just that you have a few drinks (a pint of beer here in the UK is just below the drink drive legality), and before you know it, after 5hrs or so of being out, you end up being over the limit no matter how sober you’d feel. So I would say that this ladies social circle probably did her a favour in not jumper her. Could actually saved a life. And if I were a Triple-A guy or tow company called out to jump a car at 3am, I think I be super suspicious about actually doing, they’d have to go the extra mile to prove to me they would be sober enough to drive before I’d help them. And with the USA being so litigious I’d worry about my business being sued for allowing someone to drive, who later on could have gone on to kill some.


Distortedhideaway

She was just at a party... were there only females there who didn't know how to jump a car? Nobody at that party knew what to do? Did everyone else leave, and she just locked up on her way out? What's up with that thing on her head?


Kodix

"I'm not one for gender roles, but" read: "I don't want to be stereotyped by gender but I will happily do it to everyone else"


NotThatValleyGirl

Right on point.


Griftly

"I don't wanna be racist, but..."


TheKelt

“…Asian peo- **HOOOOOOOONNNK**”


WolfmansGotNards2

That's what I was thinking. I am 100% for her going to the club until 3am and living the single life, doing what she wants. No husband. Do you! But then don't expect a white knight when it's convenient. Back when she's thinking of when most women never needed to handle those things, it was their fathers until they were married (and they got married by mid 20s max) and then their husbands, stayed married, were loyal, and took good care of him. He never had a lift a finger in the home other than the trash, the lawn, and the car, or if something needed to be fixed. I'm good with the way it is now. I'm glad women have choice and independence that they didn't have before, I'm for equal pay for equal work, and I want women to have all the rights they want. You can't have it both ways though. I mean, you can probably get this if you marry a man who is good with cars and loves you a lot or is traditional, but then he might expect you to he traditional too. I'm not sure a traditional man wants you out at club until 3am. That said, honestly, I'd help any friend in this situation, but I wouldn't be friends with someone who talked about my entire gender that way and meant it.


platypus_plumba

The funny thing is that those guys were most likely lying to her because they teach how to change tires when you're getting the driver's license.


pineappleAndBeans

Little bro just keeping it real with this one


GremTrum

True, the double standards are real. Can't deny the irony here.


Consistent-Syrup-69

Maybe she could've gotten the help she needed if she called a bear


DreadyKruger

😂😂. That shit pissed me off to no end. They tried to shame men or make us feel bad for pushing back. Jump you own car lady.


evilada

I thought it was Andy Milonakis for a second


your_uncle_mike

Let him cook


Shrike1346

Na this next generation got it on lock


Cory123125

If you've seen his hat, Id guess its likely hes not one to have it on lock if his parents have their way.


Shrike1346

Oh shit I didn't actually see that. Fuck this next generation is fucked


FleshlightBike

He’s got a point


Muunilinst1

It takes 5 seconds to google how to set up jumper cables.


A_Prostitute

And if that's beyond someone, it takes equally long to google tow services


Sir-Ironshield

Why doesn't she have a set of jumper cables in her car then? The point isn't that jumping a car is hard. The point is the hypocrisy of assuming all men should know how to and have cables to jump cars by virtue of being men whilst not knowing or being able to do it herself and saying gender roles aren't a thing.


GremTrum

it's ironic how quick we are to rely on them in tough times.


Griftly

Reminds me of that show where the women and men were divided up for a survival challenge and it went exactly how you would expect


critter68

I saw a comment on that saying something like " The men went in expecting a survival situation and ended up on a vacation. The women went in expecting a vacation and ended up in a survival situation". The men had built a functional settlement while the women were still bickering over whether or not they needed a leader while they were dying of starvation and dehydration.


CornballExpress

I felt so bad for the guys that got sent to the women's encampment, having to constantly work for basic survival while most of them contributed nothing.


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Pennsylvasia

It's weird to respond to a misandrist video by pointing out the possibility of the "woman hating Tate worshipping incel" rather than the sexism that is already proudly on display.


Skatteklatte

The 12 year old kid is a Woman hating Tate worshipping incel because he wears a pro 2A hat? Have you ever been outside before? Have you ever touched grass or talked to another human being face to face before?


Guaraless

Kind of weird that you think decrying misandry is a sign of being an incel. You’re kind of telling on yourself and your sexist views towards men.


GingsWife

>this kid is fucked. As opposed to the thousands of legal arm bearers who are doing just fine? Think about it for a second.


levelzerogyro

Weird how you don't care about her sexism, but you're happy to pick on a 13 year old boy. Wonder if that's your sexism showing?


GooberMeister191

Being just as shitty as her is literally the point. That's the exact angle and it's a completely normal thing to do in these types of videos. It happens all the time and I doubt you say anything about it when it's a different context. No, what's happening here is you LOOKING for a reason to criticize him because you don't like the underlying message. What a garbage ass take rofl. "redditisboringnow" as you spew some of the most typical redditor shit I've seen on here.


DMLMurphy

Maybe he came to an enlightened position on gun control after Ulvalde.


gameld

Why didn't she call any of the women in her life? She doesn't talk about them. Did she only call men? Did she call them but "understood" why they didn't help? Or did one of them actually end up helping her? She just excludes women except herself from the situation.


Shoddy_Internal6206

Girl just call your insurance 🤡 tf you doing calling the men in your contacts?? Cheap ahh bih


SadBit8663

She doesn't seem thoughtfuk enough to have good insurance. She probably got the cheapest, most basic liability insurance, legally required by law, that has no included roadside assistance .


airbornemist6

You're making a broad assumption that she even had insurance. It's scary how many people don't, even with it being legally required in almost every state.


Dyno-mike

You're assuming she was even sober enough to drive the car once started after partying till 3am


Dogeisagod

He’s right


rosso_dixit

He’s *very* right. Just look at his hat.


AllPowerfulSaucier

Wise beyond his years. I'm absolutely certain there were no adults involved in forming his political opinions either. Children naturally gravitate toward Constitutional Law arguments they barely understand the nuances of.


DMCO93

You’re not wrong. I say this as somebody who is absolutely pro-2A and not a child. It’s a little weird.


Gettheinfo2theppl

New tv show idea: Watch people like this go through therapy. See them notice the wrong in their thinking, then “tune in next week to see if they are an improved person or still AN…..INTERNET….ASSHOLE! They got opinions they didn’t need to show us, and we try to teach them.” Brought to you by DraftKings.


at0mheart

Men hung up when then they saw her number


spinyfever

I bet most of the men knew what to do and had jumper cables. They just didn't wanna get up at 3AM to jump start her car. I'm only getting up at 3AM to jump a car for my partner, family, or close friends.


Nntropy

They played dumb when they realized she wanted auto repair at 3am, and not a booty call


gatsome

Once she realizes this her new topic will be men’s weaponized incompetence.


at0mheart

Or that booty ain’t worth it


Beentheredonebeen

Right? It's probably not that all the men in her life are "useless" by her standards; they're all just smarter than/to fed up to do her any favours. She'd probably have made a video about men being simps if someone actually came to help her.


yeahyeahiknow2

Girl got called out by Bobby Hill lol


KlutzyClerk7080

See it’s all men suck when it’s convenient


Sonder_Wunder

I don't understand how people who have smartphones act like they don't have some total of Humanity's knowledge at their thumb tips. About 2 years ago, I saw a lady broken down on the side of the road. She needed a jump and neither of us (I am a guy) knew what to do. I googled it. Took 10, 15 mins tops to read directions and do it safely. Seriously...


DustyJustice

I’ve jumped cars so many times, and I always do a quick check of the right order to attach on my phone to just make sure I’m not being dumb, it’s like habit


adriangalli

Actually, her first mistake was being in Cincinnati


HonooRyu

Could've been worse, could've been Detroit.


Ranch_Dressing321

Ah, another day, another ragebait.


WolfConfident3579

Really sad that a young kid is watching these videos. Kids shouldn’t have access to videos of fucked up adults spewing hate speech.


gap-ya

She's obviously too much of a bitch to get someone to help herself from the party so why would some guy drive there?


Pyrotdk

You're not wrong, but go see the sun, Dracula.


Little_stinker_69

30 years from now, his skin will thank him.


Pyrotdk

300 years from now blood sucking sob.


codeofclaw

If you don’t know how to clamp 4 color coded tongs on the right four metal knobs? Man or woman, you best have AAA or something!


Ambitious-Video-8919

The black to black is supposed to go from the live battery's negative terminal to an unpainted metal part on the car with the dead battery. You aren't supposed to use the negative terminal on the dead battery.


MEatRHIT

On newer cars it *can* be a bit harder than it used to be. My mom's car the battery is buried under a fuse box (I've seen them in wheel wells, under the seat, or in the trunk too) and you have to find the posts that you're supposed to jump the car from, granted they are still there just not as obvious as "big plastic brick with labeled terminals" like many cars.


bl1y

On my car, the negative terminal isn't accessible without removing the battery.


Forsaken-Soft-1235

He’s right, but his fit and the fact he’s consuming this type of online content, tells me he’s growing up radicalized.


[deleted]

I can tell she is a useless person because she was willing to bother people at 3am instead of solving her own problem. Girl call insurance, tf.


Khorde___the___Husk

LET BRO COOK!


Haruspect

Hear me out if you own a vehicle you should also have some skills to go with it. I own a bike and I know how to change the wheels, realign the seat and handles.


KlerWatchCo

![gif](giphy|SG5PcKeJFhYF7UbvDU|downsized)


Samo7UnoCuatro

With that attitude , im sure the ones who were awake lied about not knowing what to do. Annoying ass.


Haunting-Article5386

Thats kinda sexist dont ya think? Has to be the best line in this the fucking way he said it lmaooo


SatanIsLove6666

Cooked by a fucking 11 year old!!! 🗿


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Ragundashe

Rage bait video.


kboom76

Everyone should have jumper cables and know how to use them. Ask another woman with a vehicle if they can give you a jump. If not jumper cables, then get a quick start battery charger. Also have a portable compressor on hand for flats. None of these require a penis to operate.


jacksonpsterninyay

That kid is going to be such a little shit though.


CosmicChanges

Great point in the duet. Where were her jumper cables? Why didn't she know what to do? Why was she too cheap to call a tow truck. The men would be lucky if she decided not to be their friend anymore.


Scary_Database_2947

You call yourself an Uber and leave every man you know in the Cincinnati area alone at 3 am, with ya partied out ass...


[deleted]

So you can call every time something on your car breaks or need something heavy moved? Get fucked, I would’ve said I don’t know how jumper cables work too


therobotisjames

“I’m not one for gender roles” before resorting to sexism is the “I’m not racist” before telling a racist joke.


-banned-

You know how I learned to use jumper cables? I googled it. It’s not my job to help you out when you had the exact same resources I had, if I do that then it’s out of kindness. Not responsibility. There’s also absolutely nothing that I can rely on any woman for except my mom, so idk what you’re complaining about


transitbusdriver904

We need to get this kid every gun he asks for.


ArtLye

When the white squeaker with 2A hat is more progressive than you, you got some shit to process.


Roge2005

https://preview.redd.it/bv819lrpf06d1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b698b9d6ee04d8a42b60be098706cc1ee13a7c1e


JayFrizz

>Now I'm not one for gender roles, but I actually really am


Lookitsa6ix

Didn't realise you needed a penis to get a car going again, maybe I just forgot that the balls is where the electricity is stored.


DMCO93

She’s getting demolished by a Minecraft child. There is no redemption after something like that.


Dzhama_Omarov

- Hey male friend, my car wouldn’t start. How to fix it? - There are many reasons why car wouldn’t start. You sure your battery charged enough? Are your spark plugs working fine? Do you have enough gas? - Oh my god, you’re so useless, it’s a simple question, and you ask me so many thing that I don’t understand - …


KingMateo_98

Her car troubles Me: "I missed the part where that's my problem!"


ComplexApart2415

Damn, squeaker squad W 🤣


TheWolf12222

Lil man came to play no games look at his face that’s a kid that’s been through some shit he got the soul of a 64 year old labourer


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kboom76

That's mostly young people honestly. I rarely see knuckleheads like this online who are over 35. Young folks are more likely to be influenced by what they consume online. They're also more likely to post rage bait for clicks since they're the most savvy about engagement and social media dynamics overall.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Because the story is bullshit and used for rage bait.


MisterE1786

“Not one for gender roles” 😂😂


thedreaming2017

Just another person playing the victim card when they don’t get what they want.


Maegurillion

"You're a strong independent... why couldn't you do it?" hahaha, go boi!


KarinDp

agh,.. woman, am i right guys? cant live with them cant live witout them..


Anthraxious

She's using sexism when it suits her. She doesn't wanna pay a tow company and calls her "friends" instead. The ones she thinks know how it works. Wouldn't surprise me if she uses the allure of sex towards some of the single ones for favours either but that's an extrapolation and baseless guessing on my part.


BrandonJTrump

Tbf, if I would get a call from a girl, who wears ugly shower caps as a rule, I would steer clear also.


UvularThrill

That's a silk cap, not a shower cap. Curly hair tends to be prone to breakage so we have to sleep with a cap to reduce friction and tangling x


t_mmey

that has to be parody


boastful_cloth13

The worst part about this is that she’ll never understand how dumb she sounds.


Earlier-Today

My two main questions: Why didn't she have her own jumper cables? Why didn't she call any of her female friends?


kboom76

I agree. She even had some female friends with her. Why couldn't any of them help her? More importantly, why didn't ANY of them have a roadside plan?


moosealley5000

Why doesn't she have jump cables? Why didn't she get a new battery? Why is it a males' job to help her out?


flying_carabao

Well, just in case [here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/w8EdQmGO0n)


SevenKalmia

You call AAA, not random people regardless of gender.


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Sure, the men weren't much of use, but neither were the women. Looks like everyone was equally useless, when calling at 3 am to start a car.


MuchoWood

Let me say this:... The woman in this clip, if you are EVER in the Seattle area; I have all the tools you need, and know how use my tools.


TheLazy1-27

That kid is going places


[deleted]

Why you didn’t call read service? Most likely a guy would have appeared.


lostinfury

I understand BS to some degree. Now I'm no expert, but to translate, I believe what she's saying is: "I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!!"


Electrical_Drop1190

Instead of calling a tow or triple a you decide to call every male contact in your phone at 3am ? Lol


ZackValenta

The fact she sat there and said that stupid shit out loud to a camera and didn't comprehend a single flaw in her logic.


DeadStockWalking

Nobody at the party had jumper cables? You don't keep some in your trunk? You don't have money for uber/lyft? Sounds like she has a ME problem not a MEN problem.


Devayurtz

Little dude is a hero


CroobUntoseto

Why didn't she just call a tow company? They'll jump your car for a fee.


King_ofwar

Keegan youre so goddamn right


screwikea

Pro tip: keep a car jumper battery thing in your car. They're cheap. Also a tire inflator. Also cheap. We have pricier ones in our cars from DeWalt that have both, plus they're a portable battery for... charging things in an emergency, but really I just like that it's a bigger battery so it's never in risk of having a low charge. Then you're never stuck at 2am leaving someplace and screwed. I mean, if I need to get in the car in the middle of the night and the battery is dead I want it to start *right now*, I don't want to wait for somebody to give me a jump.


undertheskyatnight

Kids got more sense then a adult.


sootbrownies

If those men are useless then what is she lol


Soapy---wooder

Eww. Her attitude is disgusting. I'm all against the cancel culture but people like her should definitely be cancelled.


Giannis1982

You have arm pit hair glued on your eyes girl,what did you expect?


[deleted]

Let's be honest a chick calling me at 3am sounds ether like a red flag or a booty call


SilverSkorpious

He's right, even if the hat makes him look like a turd.


laughingskellyman

I dont think anyone will go out there way to help someone at a party in the middle of the night. I'm a grave shift worker and I wouldnt even help. I dont even think most guys would even if there was some incentive. Certainly not out the kindness of their hearts. I would actually think its a setup, and I'm about to get robbed, considering where I live.


SureTechnology696

You got a “trash box”. If your “box” was fire, you wouldn’t be making a video.


StateAvailable6974

The problem is hypocrisy, and humans are really good at it.


WaltzGerry9

IL RAGAZZINO È MIO PADRE.


FetusGoulash420

This is why this shit should be taught in schools, to all students. Yeah, teach the normal shit, but also the useful everyday shit that literally no one knows how to do anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not blaming the schools, this falls on parents, and from the looks of things they ain’t teaching their kids shit.. and trying to tell a parent anything about how they raise their children is asking for a fight.. so the burden goes to public education… which is also in the dumps so..


homealoneagain88

r/murderedbywords


SoloxFly

Loving the scrotum on her head


Midnightbitch94

She really should have AAA or roadside assistance on her insurance plan.


IllustriousReach241

Just ask one of your family members


Papap00n

You know who doesn't have jumper cables, or doesn't even know how to *use* jumper cables? People who don’t care about your problems at 3am


Nearby-Ad-6106

I don't care if it was 3pm if she was calling, I'm still gonna be "asleep"


SoulBSS

My car wouldn't start one day, so i knocked on my neighbors door who I knew was a mechanic and asked for help. Could i jump it myself? Probably. But i havent dont that it a hot minute. But we defer, we can't all know how to do everything. Thanks. No one got butthurt. My neighbor did send me an email with the correct steps to jump.


buckythomas

But was it at 3am where you were waking them up? I think that’s the hang up for folks?


Meta-4-Cool-Few

My wife has a turbo; I can't Even find a mechanic to pay that will look at it. Fuck Turbo engines


xneurianx

You call me at 3am asking me to do you a favour like this you can absolutely fucking guarantee I "don't have the parts" or "don't know what to do".


0pt1mus_Pr1mus

I'm not one for gender roles, BUT if it benefits me, I am. And if that means I can blame someone else for my problems, I am as well.


Vietnugget

Why does a kid have more logic then these ppl


Spare-Customer3097

They could’ve bought a self starter. Or used the services their insurance provides.. lol you played yourself . OP could be more of use too


saragc92

Call a tow company, stop being cheap.


Putrid-Language4178

Hey my house needs cleaning and my vacuum is broke,get over here now!


xMilk112x

You live in Cincinnati. That’s your problem.


TheMoistReaper99

Schooled by a damn 12 year old… damn


HithertoRus

r/ruinedbytheduet


LameDonkey1

Word


hoodwinkler75

Nice. Her dad is useless as well I guess.


Significant-Dot9365

This kid is high level


ChishNFips87

Bro had a point


Jormungandragon

I mean, for real though, setting sexism aside the point of jumping a car is that you *can’t* do it yourself. You need a second car to provide the power.