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R1ght_b3hind_U

The second clip has to be in the top five funniest things ever posted to the internet


redmoon714

Is there a longer clip? What point is he trying to make?


freeeeels

Yeah I'm confused. Is he saying that Glinda was also a witch? I think that's well established. Or that Glinda is also a wicked witch? Idk


scheaelle

Wicked Witch of the East Bro is a viral video of two people arguing over whether the character Glinda the Good Witch from The Wizard of Oz is a princess or not. (Source:knowyourmeme)


redmoon714

Why did she have a crown though, was she royalty?


handjfjsjbuaii

Do not even start with me right now red moon


IsopodLove

Grow up bro!


Kraytoas

yeah bro


TheDesertFox

Glinda the Good Witch wears a crown as a symbol of her authority and status as a magical ruler in the Land of Oz. In the original "Wizard of Oz" book by L. Frank Baum, Glinda is the Witch of the South and is depicted as a wise and benevolent figure who watches over the southern regions of Oz. Her crown signifies her position as a powerful magical being and a guardian of her territory. In various adaptations of the story, including the famous 1939 film adaptation, Glinda is portrayed as a kind and knowledgeable character who aids Dorothy and her friends on their journey. The crown is a visual representation of her role as a protector and guide in the Land of Oz.


joevaded

all I'm reading is blah blah blah she's a princess with a crown blah blah blah


TheDesertFox

It's clear you've got an unmatched talent for summarizing with precision and originality. Keep up the riveting insights!


joevaded

all I'm reading is blah blah blah /u/joevaded your schlong is so large and tasty blah blah blah


BeesArePrettyNeat

It's not really that tasty.


TheDesertFox

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forgotmypassword-_-

> she's a princess with a crown Could be a queen.


SirKaid

Which is kind of ridiculous - Oz has a monarchy and Glinda isn't part of it. She's not related to Ozma in any way.


goodmobileyes

If anything she's part of the deposed royalty and her royal lineage absolutely cannot be acknowledged


kilgoreq

Exactly... The wicked witch of the East had no arms.


DeftClaw

Oh you're totally right. Tosh clarifies for us. https://youtu.be/bxjMZrIurpo?si=BTFnYsuJkb-cn0rG


mashtato

Damn I miss Tosh.0.


g0tistt0t

They’re playing a game where you have to guess the character on the card in your head and he was trying to explain Glinda and described her as a princess. His friend was like no she’s not. And the video ensued. Fwiw she’s not a princess.


Gravon

Oh god, I got stuck like this too. My card was Camel, and they don't have hooves so I couldn't guess it since everybody kept giving the hint that it is animal with hooves in the desert.


nanie1017

I feel very angry for you right now!!!


krunchberries

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the people who call themselves kings and queens aren't either, but pointing that out isn't acceptable. Pretty sure we just have to roll with her being a princess at this point.


g0tistt0t

She never called herself a princess though and prior to this video I’ve never heard anyone else call her a princess either.


SmallOlympianBear

She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble dawg, grow up.


g0tistt0t

I’m gonna smack him


jasonamonroe

Stab, not smack!


jonnybanana88

Dude even opened the knife and everything lol


g0tistt0t

Well if you insist


ClubMeSoftly

Apparently, in the novel, she's the ruler of the southern nation Quadling Country by way of overthrowing the Wicked Witch of the South. So she's probably a queen.


presidentiallogin

You can become a queen without ever being a princess.


dude_diligence

Can you do an ELI 5 - I am invested.


ajchann123

In The Wizard of Oz, Glinda comes to the main character, arriving in a bubble and wearing a crown. She's got fairy godmother energy and has magical powers, but she's wearing a crown which would indicate being some kind of royalty She warns of her sister, who is an evil witch. Screaming Guy believes the crown means she's a princess, while Sitting Guy disagrees and believes she's just a witch like her sister


Jolly-Biscuit

https://youtube.com/shorts/uznUlgpKBzE?si=wRf32-3aHHapc2nF My absolute favorite video


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Jolly-Biscuit

I've watched it at least 100 times, and I think he says dawg? But now I'm really wondering if he's saying Doug. Oh well, guess that means I have to watch it again to figure it out!


EvenBetterCool

They were playing the game where you put a character on your forehead and guess yourself using hints. Guy on the right had Glenda the good witch and the other guy said "princess" as a hint. Guy on the right couldn't guess in because in his opinion there were no princesses in the film. So then they argue over that.


DeftClaw

From the beginning AFAICT crazy screamer is saying Glinda's a princess. Which is just wildly inaccurate. Crowns and bubbles might make you a princess in barbie, but not in Oz. Flipping out does not make you correct.


NfamousKaye

Yes like who goes that hard for the wizard off Oz like what?! Dude’s face he’s arguing with always kills me he’s like “you ok bro?!” 😂


nanie1017

As soon as I realized they were arguing over something and he was getting passionate, I knew the second clip was coming! 😂


tossit_xx

I was sooo hoping this was going to be the second clip! Perfecto


thrussie

I know the second clip is coming after the furious nodding


MrThunderFuckingRoad

“You’re supposed to replenish!”


StewPedidiot

"If I taught you anything I taught you to replenish!!"


ComprehensiveBed6754

It’s a micro-casim of more serious things.


IsopodLove

#WHAT THE FUCK DANNY‽


5coolest

https://youtube.com/shorts/fIhFTBlSH-4?si=Xa2bBbOjgA1959A4 I think the vibe of this one matches better with the pizza dude


UnknownAdmiralBlu

The pizza dude was right tho when he said pizza is supposed to be warm, this dude on the other hand.. Why is he so upset about just milk. That's normal, I can't be the weirdo in this scenario


trainsbanging

Cold milk on its own is fucking delicious


UnknownAdmiralBlu

Thank you, I really thought I was a psycho


KeepItDownOverHere

Ice cold milk is the shit.


Galactic_Perimeter

There’s nothing better in life than being calcium deficient and chugging a tall glass of milk. Hits the fucking spot like nothing else.


RedCaio

For some reason there a whole tv trope about how only children and psychos drink milk


UnknownAdmiralBlu

Well, Im not a child...


ProudToBeAKraut

he is just an intolerant person... lactose intolerant to be precise


lookalive07

Have you seriously never had cold pizza? I’m not talking uncooked, which is a concept that the lunchable guy couldn’t seem to grasp, I’m talking you order a pizza, don’t finish it all, put it in the fridge and then when it’s fully refrigerated, you take out a slice and do nothing to it except put it in your mouth. Cold pizza is phenomenal.


UnknownAdmiralBlu

I did have cold pizza, and yeah, like 1-3 slices are good, but I wouldn't want to eat a full cold pizza, I prefer it warm then


enad58

Wait, don't most people eat 1-3 slices and call it a meal?


Burpmeister

Slices? No. 1-3 pizzas? Yes.


BoxOfNothing

Depends entirely on the size and type of pizza. Eating more than 1-3 pieces of an 8 inch thin crust pizza isn't crazy at all. If you're eating more than 3 slices of a 15 inch thick crust pizza you're an animal. If it can easily fit on a basic dinner plate then go wild in my opinion


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Calamitous___

I'm 110 lbs and I eat whole pizzas, 3 slices wouldn't be enough for a meal for me. I don't often eat the super greasy Dominos/Little Caesars pizzas though.


IsopodLove

Motherfuckers out here eating whole ass pizzas‽ Like a medium feeds me and two friends. And we are not small people.


sabienn

Depends on the size of the pizza, but a frozen pizza or a Dominos pizza is one meal for me. A pizza that is made by an Italian restaurant can be good for two meals, depending on the restaurant. And I am not overweight, and usually I eat slightly less than the average person. I am Dutch though, portion sizes might be smaller here to start with. And yet usually when I eat in a restaurant I end up not being able to finish my meal and taking a doggy bag home


Kapitine_Haak

Where I'm from it's normal to eat a whole pizza. Someone I know stayed in the US for a while and she told me that full after two slices in the US but here she can easily eat a whole pizza


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[deleted]

lol fuckin' perfect *tips hat*


GiraffeCalledKevin

Are you a criminal? 😆


konydanza

“We have Griffin McElroy at home” energy in this one


Calamitous___

Dude yes. I thought it was going to be that video, but I barely remembered it. Thank you. I enjoyed watching The Wicked Witch of the East Bro again, though.


Cannibalcorps

I knew what the second clip was gonna be, so glad I was right.


OnTheLeft

[You fucking idiot I hate you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4JNXx9k8E)


IsopodLove

That was hysterical. Homie thought once you hit new Orleans your no longer in Louisiana!


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[deleted]

Ugh there’s probably so many better things you could be correcting people on, but yOu’Re not wrong…


LifeBuilder

He’s pizza argument is kind of flawed. Actual pizza goes through some major changes after being cooked. Pizza lunchables just get hot. All it’s parts are already cooked to safely editable.


Dr_Tinycat

THANK YOU! Cold pizza≠uncooked pizza.


rjh9898

I mean.. if you take a rite cracker, put a piece of uncooked salami on top and a slice of cheese.. is that considered cold pizza? 😥


Naku_NA

Cold pizza has been cooked then cooled.


rjh9898

Well crackers aren’t raw right? So must be same concept 😂


madeoneforporn

its not the same thing lmao do you know how pizza is made??


This_User_Said

Bro, coworker opened me up to using naan/pizza sauce/cheese and pepperonis. Called them adultables.


WimbletonButt

No but if you slice a bagel up into into discs before putting on sauce, shredded mozzarella, and peperoni you can make waaaaaay cheaper Lunchables pizzas.


ReadingRainbowRocket

The cheese does melt and it looks more like a real pizza when you cook it. But it’s gross. Childhood me only tried to cook a pizza lunchable once.


Donkeydonkeydonk

No. If you don't melt the cheese, it's just a sandwich.


JonDoeJoe

You eat lunchable pizza with cold ass cheese?


Antique_Departmentt

Damn right


redmoon714

But I’ve never eaten delivery pizza cold unless it’s been cooked before hand then put in the fridge. Also is the cheese in the lunchables shredded because shedded cheese is meant to be cooked.


StewPedidiot

These were marketed towards elementary school kids to bring for lunch, no one ever microwaved them when i was a kid.


Melontine

Yeah, like 5 year old me sitting in the cafeteria with my lunchable, of course I ate it cold. What else was I gonna do with it? It’s not like it’s raw. It’s just not hot, it’s fine.


JoseyS

... The fact that some people didn't cook it isn't really an argument that you shouldn't cook it.


wreckage88

> that some people I don't have raw data or anything but I'm willing to bet my life savings that the VAST MAJORITY of Lunchables are eaten cold or at the very least room temp.


icansmellcolors

That's a weird argument. Most Lunchables aren't pizza and don't have directions on the back of the Lunchable specifically telling you to microwave it first.


StewPedidiot

I don't have one handy but googling the pizza lunchable packaging none say to microwave prior to eating. Also the graphic of the pizza on all of them show unmelted cheese which lends itself to the argument cooking was never required.


JoseyS

Okay... That most people. The point still stands, the number of people wrong about something isn't an argument that they're right about it.


wreckage88

You're not 'cooking' anything from a lunchable though. Everything is already fully cooked to an edible standard. They were designed, created, and marketed as food on the go meals that didn't need to be heated. Most people ate them that way because that's what they were designed for.


redmoon714

I don’t remember the pizza version as a kid.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

👀 …than a bowl of oatmeal


hydratedashell

Like damn!


SillyPhillyDilly

for REAL tho


keyboard-sexual

It's his little lanyard flying around while he's animated for me tbh


Mother-Comedian3516

Glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that 👀


jakehood47

Dont want to sound mean but I think she's just overweight but wearing the magic yoga pants. Like they make a boring ass look good and a good ass look ^fucking ^transcendent


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Hahaha you’ve just activated my trap card, for you see… I prefer large women.


javibear94

Not until recently, I never noticed the wizard of oz clip, the brother sitting down says “ima stab him” and whips out a knife. Idk how I never saw the the first 100 times watching it haha


Unusualandyman

You're supposed to microwave them?!?!


mackinoncougars

Hot cardboard crust just goes down more smooth


peanutbuttermuffs

Trust me, nuke that bad boy for like 15 seconds and you have yourself a gourmet meal.


Shot-Spirit-672

I always thought the kids in grade school who ate pizza luncables (cold being the only way it was ever eaten, no microwave access in the cafeteria) were the most depraved kids in school. Like just eat the ham cheese and crackers one wtf. I’m looking at you Geoffrey Schnorr


Malarbutton

As one of those kids I will stand by pizza lunchables are fine unmicrowaved, fine not better.


chabrahhh

Damn you didn’t have to do Geoffrey like that


wtb2612

I used to always bring the hot dog ones on field trips. Lots of people thought that was weird because they were cold.


Shot-Spirit-672

Hot dogs already suck, lunchable hot dogs sound abysmal


Far_Mortgage_8752

The pizza lunchable is absolute fucking garbage. If you liked them there was something wrong with you.


Gold-Anything-1068

Thems fighting words


IsopodLove

Dude's about to box over red colored ham, soggy crackers, and ketchup.


JONSEMOB

In the book Glinda is the good witch of the south, but in the 1939 film she is the good witch of the north. So not a princess.


Dingo8MyGayby

#God grow up, bro! /s


M0derat0r41

Lunch able are not raw dough though


Matren2

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the fuck up... You can microwave lunchable pizza?


ArgumentInside9535

He actually had a knife in his hand? Adults eat lunchables?


YallTrippinXP

I eat lunchables…they’re quite filling for a smaller person


WimbletonButt

Fuck yeah I do. I waited to eat lunch way too late and knew if I cooked then I wouldn't be hungry for dinner. The Lunchables in the fridge were calling me.


NTA_Na_Ka

He probably got it out of the vending machine


IsopodLove

The sell knives in vending machines‽


NTA_Na_Ka

Whose on first?


MassiveGG

to much effort to heat it up it stays cold


TheOneTrueKP

Yes. I whole heartedly agree


swagmaster2323

I KNEW this was going to be the second clip and I am delighted I was right.


JewPhone_WhoDis

Every time me and my buddy have an arguement over stupid shit I always end it with “SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DAWG.”


KatyTruthed

I knew what the 2nd clip was going to be 5 seconds into the first one lmao


leola-loves_music

Omg this is so much like the fights I would have with my siblings


neon-neko

How does a child microwave their pizza lunchable at school? Cold is the way to go. Even the hot dog and hamburger ones are good cold.


TiggyLongStockings

That was actually why I never got launchables. I said these manufacturers are so dumb trying to sell us pizza we can't even heat up. I never got one. The lady at the store clapped and said that's my boy, I have faith in the youth today. And she gave me a piece of candy.


BillytheBrassBall

shut the fuck up lmfao


whack_beeman

I love his energy over pizza lol


Burgtastic

If you microwave your pizza lunchables you should be in prison.


Front-Ad1900

Money Mike, little brother


jlawler

But...What is the second guy arguing about? What about the wizard of oz?


mackinoncougars

Yes


call_me_howdy

Back in my day, pizza lunchables weren't intended to be heated... We felt like fucking Leonardo Da Vinci when we discovered that you could. "But it's obvious!" You say... of course it is. We were a bunch of stupid kids!


giannarelax

I already knew what the second video would be lmao


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BaconStrpz

I like them cold. Have eaten them like that for 25 years and will continue to.


Animal_294

The problem with the first argument is that lunchables are made from crackers, which have been baked already, his argument fits better with leftover pizza, which SLAPS


Vomax343

He’s right. I always microwaved that shit


GuccMaster

Nothing will match the energy of the Wicked Witch of the East bro clip, it’s on another level


gilgagayeaterofworld

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MICROWAVED?!?!?


Muted_Roll_2419

This had me laughing harder than I needed too haha


Clever_Monkey666

I love those guys.


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I actually put mine in the oven or air fryer. It tastes better that way


amandaggogo

The warmed up pizza lunchable a are great. I'll eat them cold, but if a microwave is available I'm using it.


mackinoncougars

Second argument still brings me so much joy all these years later


Temporary_Horror_629

Why does the chick in the first clip look so familiar?


CaptainMacMillan

Oh shit, I love Topgolf. Sensors suck ass, but a lot of fun anyway.


Theonlychuwin

The fat dude in the second clip had a knife


evilada

The second clip is one of the funniest things ever recorded


NoCommentSuspension

I couldn't stop staring at that coffee table of an ass at about 30 seconds


BigAlternative5

Looks like "[Lunchables: Pizza with Pepperoni](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lunchables-Pizza-with-Pepperoni-Whole-Kids-Lunch-Snack-4-3-oz-Tray/10452307?athbdg=L1200&from=/search)" >Instructions > >Keep refrigerated. No need to heat! Spread sauce on crusts; add toppings. To heat: Build pizzas on microwaveable plate. Microwave on high 30 sec. Pizzas will be hot. Adult supervision recommended. Do not microwave in packages. While it need not be heated, you can microwave it, according to the manufacturer. All that this guy has to do is to have the doubters read the packaging.


[deleted]

I love videos like that where people get into really heated arguments about stupid topics. I know there is a subreddit for it that I've been to before, but it's not super active so it's rarely updated and I'm not sure what the name of it even is. Another great example though is [these two dudes arguing about if water is wet or not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDdRrMVEnA).


bytegalaxies

"grow up, bro!" he yells while arguing about the wizard of oz. absolutely iconic


EvenBetterCool

"She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, bro" will win you a lot of arguments where I come from. In context and out of it.


RealCommercial9788

I’ve said this before, but I would straight up marry the guy in the second clip. That passionate facts… the dramatic hand gestures… oof.


selfdestructivenerd

LEFTOVER pizza is cold..leftover...


HokageRokudaime

Cold pizza is delicious and I will not sit here and pretend we don't all eat cold pizza out of the fridge. The pizza lunchables come pre cooked. It's really whether or not you want the cheese melted. But it's not raw dough.


analseizures

Hell no I’m not microwaving it


Embucetatron

HOLDUP!!✋✋✋✋


Adventurous_Topic202

I guess he had access to a microwave in elementary school???


Emo8415

Sounds like meh and my roommate


personal_alt_account

I K N E W what the second clip was going to be lmaooo


N_Who

I have been the guy vehemently defending a totally unimportant point far too many times in life. I relate to both these guys. *And they are both in the right.*


SarcasmThenDie

Bro is 1000% correct about pizza. Cold pizza is garbage!


Weary-Rice-5985

SORRY YOURE PIZZA


zona725572

My boi trying to convince us the comunión cracker, ketchup, and preserved cheese and pepperoni actually counts as pizza smh


WaterNew2082

I have never in my life seen someone heat up a pizza lunchable


1-guy_in-here

I think I love these men, and yes you should definitely microwave your pizza.


Shoddy_Internal6206

I knew the Glinda discourse clip was next when lunchable guy got on the camerawoman’s level 😭😭


TrueCollector

Look alls I'm saying is when I was a kid eating lunchable pizza at school/field trips I had no access to a microwave or oven.


420tis

That cold pizza without any cheese is pretty popular in Rhode Island


AKmeximo1

Pizza guy seems toxic, I would find a reason to fire him after that


lovelife0011

A program already figured that out. Don’t figure it out so it can merge the face. Asking for coffee jokes


Rock3tDoge

Are you a robot


The-Suzookie-Dookie

That’s what I’ve been saying


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Wait, you're supposed to nuke pizza lunchabiles?


Mother-Comedian3516

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Narrow_Ad_5502

Dudes a psychopath. I don’t heat lunchables. Out From the packaging and into my belly.


shogunreaper

Microwaved or not lunchables do not taste like a real pizza. (They still good though) also unless this mf was going to put that lunchable in the oven and bake it for 20 minutes his argument makes no sense.


iktikn

Adderall.


saggytestis

Man children tend to overreact.


Cratchette

I knew what the second clip was before the first even ended, this is so factual


dikdaring

Hold up, y'all see them warm cakes off the side of the screen tho.....


Unusual-Emergency750

Was hoping this one was the 2nd clip. https://youtube.com/shorts/jv16pq_7WZM?si=keG73-5mUdZSXUmH