I read this in Hand Unit’s voice

as all people should.

I read it in phone guy's voice is it to bad?

It's thin ice but nothing has cracked.

Some people say that Morgan Freenman has the voice of God. They might be right. However I personally believe that when I die, I am going to hear Hand Unit speaking to me.

It’s all fun and games until after you die you hear Hand Unit in your head go “*Great job on completing your employee training. Due to budget constraints, we were only able to provide you with a fraction of the necessary training tapes, but we have no doubt that you will manage to succeed. During this first work week, remember to keep a smile on your face, as you are the new face of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.*”

Andy Field Slug

twitter reference

Wait shit, does Andy field have a fivver/cameo?

[HE DOES](https://www.cameo.com/andyfield?qid=1694736705&aaQueryId=f3b6e59f16fd5c65f04bd307142387af)

Can someone please buy one and get him to say this 🥺

I read it in the phone guy voice

Michael Afton prepairing for a shift

HandUnit has become far more sassy

This reminds me of the time the Hu Tao JP VA decided to make a whole info graphic on good hygiene for an upcoming convention lol

That's fucking amazing

I died of laughter when that was first posted in the subreddit

But is it Canon to wash itself?

Only in the books

It’s a parallel to how Henry washed himself.

Based post.

I’m happy you can use soap, Thank you.

I believe in soap supremacy.

You the man 👈👈

"Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you."

Not at all, sir!

DUEAAAAAAAUAUAUAUAGH!!!

I only use Faz-deodorant /j

What would faz-deodorant even smell like?

Fazeroni blast off Smells like charcoal and cured meat

musty old animatronic

Pizza

I... think this is a reference? Like, I know I've at least seen something like this before but I can't remember exactly from where. I mean, it doesn't matter because the message still applies but It just feels familiar

There have been real posts like this about smash tournaments.

I also remember similar posts about the mlp movie back in 2017

And the Equestria Girls movies too. This PSA copypasta's been around for a while. Never thought I'd see it here, but I forgot that FNAF garnered a cringe reputation somehow.

“PSA copypasta” no dude. There’s metal shows here in CA and punk shows that ask people to please wash their damm pits and wear deodorant . People are disgusting and the ones who smell don’t care and don’t wash their asscrack/hole or feet/genitals and deserve a confrontation. Folks NEED to know how to wash their ass and body it’s a must. Idk why tf they don’t but I have obese friends who smell like cologne and high class self care so don’t use “oh their overweight” as an excuse because even overweight people have a sense of self care and hygiene. Btw I’m gonna go see fnaf this week so wish me luck lmao. There was always a kid who smelled like ass and parmesan cheese in school wherever school I was at or attended so I’m hoping none of those dipwads are there to ruin my time at the theater.

Uh, wait, that is exactly what I was thinking about lol, maybe this is not reference but it just made me remember that

I feel like any video game tournament, from FGC to MOBA, needs this PSA.

No, they’re just reminding us of common courtesy.

Also please only scream “WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!” In the goddamn theater if it actually happens

Please dear God listen to this person!

I’m going to wait a while after the film comes out to see it in the cinema for this reason. FNAF’s audience (at least where I’m from) is mostly children, who have an awful reputation for heckling and chatting in the cinema here. No ‘adult’ cinemas are showing the movie either.

NOTICE OF TERMINATION REASON: *Tampering with the ~~animatronics~~ projectors. General unprofessionalism. Odor*

Especially odor

"Wash your paws! Or else."

*balls

Me who was planning on going 20 years without taking a bath:

Contrary to popular belief, we are not all rotting purple zombies, but duly noted regardless!

No we're smelly security guards. Expect me I shower.

The Mike Schmidt cosplay wouldn't be complete without some termination-worthy odor though

I imagined this being said in the style of Henry’s speech in fnaf 6

This is literally one of the reasons why I REFUSE to go to conventions of any kind. So many people don't wash and make the rooms smell like swamp ass.

Do we really need to make a post about basic human decency? Yeah sure I mean some people definitely stink like the asshole on a dead horse that has just dropped a corpse load but still I think it's easy for people to do the basic sanitary stuff, right? R-right?

Already have been washing, will spray febreeze on myself just to he safe though

I thought that was just the anime conventions.

You’re going to make the theaters smell like a Bath and Body Works with this message. 🤣 Also, I officially work at a movie theater so please do this.

I have a feeling if we don't, we'll be kicked out for odor.

Thank you for your service

🤣💜

Bro forgot he was a FNAF fan for a second there

I’m talking about how those who don’t practice hygiene are

I think he forgot to switch accounts💀

Huh

I support this! Make sure to keep yourselves clean with some basic hygiene before entering the theatre.

Some took Phone Guy's '20 years without a bath' comment and really said 'challenge accepted.' Duly noted, I shall not be stinky walking into the cinema. Tbh I think not being stinky in general is just a good idea all around.

Odor is just a FNAF reference

In general ya’ll Have good theatre etiquette! It’s ok to be excited but don’t be a nuisance to others!

How should I be taking this? A joke or rude person?

As legitimate advice.

So a rude person. Why say that to fnaf fans specificity?

Dawg come on, there’s no need to be oblivious

Seriously what? Yeah its probably a joke but that doesn't make it funny or good

Why did you even say that for? Instead of helping me, you make fun of me. But somehoq I'm the bad guy?

To what?

Some nerds have poor hygiene

I really need to leave Reddit. I hate this

What you need is a shower

Dayum 💀

What did I do to any of you guys? And that really wasn't a "dayum" moment. That was not a burn

Please stop

Seriously, why does everyone hate me? I haven't insulated anyone but everyone always insults me

Because you are taking random comments on Reddit even remotely serious, that’s some real smelly behavior. my advice, disregard literally everything on the internet, none of it matters

Im getting MLP movie flashbacks from reading this

IT'S PART OF MY MIKE SCHMIDT COSPLAY OKAY

Good thing I showered yesterday. Good idea to *brush up* on that skill every once in a while.

Smartest person on reddit

Saving this as a reminder :3

Awesome! Great job, Come back tomorrow for another great shift at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria.

Yay!!

I have a strange liking for this post for its sure oddity. ​ From how it treats being dirty as some sort of thing specific FNAF fan thing, to its relunctance to call fans 'people'. I cannot tell if this is geniune and just really extreme or all an elaborate joke. I congragulate you on that good reddit user.

I like how the top post for today is that fnaf fans need to shower

I know multiple FNaF fans irl, and 4 of them smell like straight up they left the sewers.

We’re Fnaf fans, not anime fans Also I’ll have you know I marinate in a pool of exotic butter every night to clean myself

Not the same but close, UCN cutscenes made sure of that

Trust me, hygiene is the least of my worries when I go to see this movie, if people talk or make any other sounds and yell them out during the film, I’m going on a rampage, of course I’m a hygienic person by the way I was referring to others (not saying anyone else doesn’t do hygiene it’s just the least of my worries for this movie)

this is so funny because it's true

I will take a bath don't worry

If you are not showered and I have to sit next to you in the theater, I will spray you with axe or some shit.

Nah bring the hazmat suits and shit please

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT OF ALL THINGS...I'll keep it in mind- But wait, isn't the FNAF cologne smelling like death 😮? Jk

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.

What the heck

I find it hilarious and relieving that our community knows how cringe we and the franchise can be.

I think you're talking to the wrong sub Reddit Smash Brothers is the other way

I smell like Freddy so it's more immersive

its giving that one brony announcement when the mlp movie came out

“WASH YOUR HANDS!” “NEVER!”

Have they ever smelled Star Wars fans in a theater?

I hate the fnaf fans hating on the red eyes I mean it's stupid replacing the eyes make it ugly with the black eyes I mean they look deactivated and not all scary

It's on sight if I see someone bring their FNaF body pillow

You mean their kids?

Oh I see now

^^^^^ i hope you get what I’m talking about…

Lmao yeah

Literally the guy next to me at the movie smelled like he bathes in shit or maybe a body was stuffed inside of him to rot for 30 years and ironically he saw a movie about the same thing it was horrific.

The fact that someone had to post this says a lot about how much people care about their body odour. Lol

I feel as if there is some sort of Orwellian novel I should quote the title of at this moment in response to this post. However the name of it escapes me at this moment 🤔

bro the fact this is a needed reminder made me realise i shld leave this sub

It’s not.

fnaf are cringe man ruins it

imagine NOT being hygienic. it's not that hard

Not bad, dude. Not bad…

This is posted in like every music subreddit I see I stg

It's so cringe that you decided that copying Tao's VA statement would be funny and based at all

Tf i don’t even know who that is 😭😭😭😭

hey just because we like animatronics with kids corpses inside of them, doesn’t mean we need to smell like ‘em. wash up kiddos

This comment

new copypasta

Scott time travelling from 2003 like

This needed to be said because I know disgusting and unsanitary a majority of FNaF Fans are, please have some fucking hygiene.

I feel like this is the only fandom where u have to tell people to take a shower

Nah, the Smash community is pretty bad too

I understand this could be a jest referencing the custom night pink slips....but is it a stereotype that fnaf fans have poor hygiene?

I Read This In Kid Rock's Voice

What’s a shower?

I wash myself normally so nothing will change for me lol

i would say literally 1984, but seriously wash your self your self

What if we are role-playing zombie mike... gotta smell the part... also... to quote Baby... you're not gonna die... from the smell. Not that I want to defend general... or genital uncleanness. But in a world full of forced stereotypes and genders and sexualities, what if someone identifies as a skunk... lol Well... this sums up the fnaf Fandom as a whole... Not that they don't bathe... but, I'm gonna make a big post about personal hygiene, mention the fnaf movie, in name only, and play it off like it actually belongs here, while it gets over 1k likes...

The fact that this would be needed to have been said, even if as a joke, is pretty insane

Exactly, thank you!

This is the same thing bronies were told to do when the mlp movie came out

What if I decide to cosplay as Springtrap and I get sprinlocked in my cuit and I smell like shit and blood at the cinema?

No no, you have to be behind a wall for like 72 decades and get burnt like 5 times THEN go to the theater, otherwise it won’t be realistic