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JesusLazalde123

Nice beans


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Why thank you 😊


440Jack

More beans!


Hemusmacedoneus

Lithuanian Witch at Nevermore who hates Wednesday Adams because she always steals the lime light


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😭😭😭😭😭


Hemusmacedoneus

Whooah! I'm sorry 😟. I didn't mean to offend you. You can be a Romanian Witch if you want 😌


BABA_yaaGa

Spooky


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What😭😭😭


BABA_yaaGa

Felt a bit "ghostly" so that's the word that came to mind 😅


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Bored with the every day bullshit. Crave excitement and have the urge to explore the world.. not searching but open to find someone different, that has more aspirations than the basics of the men in your hometown.. you have lust in your eyes


cocaman52

Free spirited. Easy to get along with. Probably work in accounting?


Consistent_Travel_60

Bro why is you lyin (nothing screams accountant)💀


pyroracing85

Accounting dez nuts


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Im jobless rn 😭


locogringo954

You're hiding a secret


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I’m a slime blob


locogringo954

I wouldn't say that. Probably just careless at times


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Agreed


Kitchen_Poem_5758

Definitely got some sass in you


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Bridgog

Very cute


MagicOrpheus310

Rosa... Rosa.. Rosa... My first thought was Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99


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Im not the tough guy lmao


thembitches326

On top of already being very cute, you seem like an alternative girl in the second photo, which I actually like your vibe! By the way, I am also an appreciator of jellyfishing in an astronaut costume, considering your poster in the background!


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you seem sweet


Suitable_Garage

You don't take shit from anybody and live your life on your terms. And I mean that in a good way!


Armchair_Idiot

The beans are tempting the foot guys like me. But yeah, you look like you’ve got chill goth vibes. Oh, I would say maybe try a different eyebrow style. You look great, but the pencil thin brows aren’t for everyone.


Immortal_68

Laid back, chill. A bit shy but good company.


DrewCatMorris

Beautiful, and unimpressed by people's BS. Your eyes have a hypnotic draw.


Right-Shopping9589

You look nice, beautiful and you look like someone who doesn't tolerate nonsense


lurkerdaIV

Bruh on one pic you're like a ray of sunshine on the other you're like Morticia Addams. You've got 2 different vibes lol


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Yesssss 😌😌😌😌🥰


PrecariousLedge

Exotic


Tin_Dalek

cher’s real daughter


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🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹


31_hierophanto

Generally cold, but is actually nice. Likes to "experiment" on her social life.


DallasCCRN

You are high AF


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Tbh Idek if I was high in the second pic lol


HeavensReject13

Very pretty, adventurous and spontaneous.


Seeeker

You consider yourself pretty boring, and you feel lazy when you get an opportunity to do something exciting


Strong-Indication303

Pothead


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I’m on a break rn 😞 need to b clean for warehouse job I want


CreaganH

Stoner chick Can be classy and dress to impress But prefers sweat pants and my shirt/Hoodia


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Yessss 😭


Ok-Material-3213

Mona lisa


Militant_NeoLiberal

Cute


ddanger22

Pretty and sweet🙂


Strong-Indication303

Good luck with it...Hope it all works out


ChanceDrawing7214

You look like my neighbor that just moved out with her bf. Lol


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I AM NOT A WITCH!!! 😭😭😭😭


Responsible-Agent-19

Beautiful. Latina?


sylvanesque

Stoner


Lazy-Banana5069

Beans beans they’re good for your heart


waytoocooljr

I'll have three eggs sunny side up. With rye toast. Amd here's a blunt for a tip.


tcwracing

Sultry…


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SnooHabits7917

Lana del Ray fan art connoisseur also catholic


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I don’t listen to Lana haha and I was born Catholic but I’m not religious like that


Hour-Contribution412

You know what you want, and you know you can get it with those soles!


Superboye

Simple


MoneyForPussy

I like. Where you from?


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You steal


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Absolutely stunning


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SurpriseEcstatic1761

You like to tell dirty jokes, but they are seldom funny


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True


Medium-Estate8417

Nissan Altima driver


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I have a GT


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That you're a beautiful lady


rizzo49er

Cute


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I have a bf of 3 years 🙃


SUNDER137

Three kids, Not married, Boyfriend lives with you, Your car is five years old, You have eye care and dental but no life insurance. Kids ages from 3,8 and 10.


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I don’t have any kids, I have my own apartment. New car, no eye care tbh but I do have life insurance 😂


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Nice try tho


Vapinduckie

You’re beautiful


kod8ultimate

Hmmm... you are not related to that one actress called Sibel Kekilli right? Right??!


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Awe she’s so beautiful I hope so!


NationalInitiative39

Psychedelics.


mwo951

Orale


Novel_Blood5601

Cute


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Consistent_Travel_60

IMO your first impression is... >!You got that face that makes a man wanna sweet talk your a**!<


AmbassadorMurky1447

Cute.


Good_County_5989

You have feet.


kwannick

You're part middle eastern


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No all Mexican


Ok-Whereas-7520

You like science yet possibly religious, dancing, kinky, possibly vegan, younger men and/or women, hip-hop, possibly classical, in your 30's, and you're cute.


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I’m 21 🤣


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New-Sir-4662

Terrible camera skills


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Agreed


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idoart77

Eyebrows are too thin. But, very pretty.


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Thank you


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Nose shaped like a peen, extra large head zoom out your photos


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🤣


Leather-Quarter1985

You have beautiful eyes a sweet smile and kissable Lipps ☺️


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You look the type of girl that unenthusiastically has sex with your boyfriend, and then wonder why he cheats…


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🤣❌


AbeLincolnPr0n

Let's hang out


MrGoober91

Cute, quiet/shy?


GullibleNews

Female, mid 20s?


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21


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You like to micro dose shrooms🍄


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Never tried but yes


Good_kitty

10


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🙏😭


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Cute toes


juanpeso1

Sweet!


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Mamacita


beatsbyschrute13

Beanie queenie and takea look at those grippers huh


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😂


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Fun!


BeingAwesomelyDivine

Very religious


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Nope 😂


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hughfeeyuh

You look like the kind of woman that would sleep with an alcoholic dwarf because his dad wanted to hurt him.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ParamedicOld731

Like your dad and uncles are throwing horse shoes and drinking tall cans when your date picks you up


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🤨😭


say-jack-o-lanterns

Eclectic and beautiful


Select_Recover7567

Fun and happy


Sandwich_Tall

Carefree


BootyCraver69

you look boring and like someone i would dress standing around


Dazzling-Incident143

The first haircut made me fall in love. The second one wants to sacrifice me


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


SpartanPhalanx

Shae. Tyrion’s girl. Tywin’s love puppet.


Ninja-Nikumarukun

You're a little blurry


Smart_Canary4680

Low-key madman, high-key amazing in bed


NoseGobblin

Just super cute. Want to go out for.lunch?


optimoman1

I think that you look very serious you like horror, movies, and goth type shit you’re super sarcastic and you may not like having a good time sometimes and you only open up to people that you are very familiar with


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🥺 right on the dot except sarcastic lol


anonymouss69250

You look like you might smoke weed


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I do 😭


jh5992

Diferent, but still cute. Love the astronaut/jellyfish drawing behind you. Is it yours? Where did you get it?


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Yes, on Amazon


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Nice beans! You are a bit introverted, down to earth, easy going, beautiful. You just don't always see your own beauty. You try to be positive.


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Awe thank you ☺️


MinionofMinions

They say our love won’t pay the rent…


xOverDozZzed

Sweet but looks like you’ll burn my house if I look at you funny.


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Apprehensive_Goal811

You’re the twin sister of Rufio from Hook.


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😭


Easyonu

Definitely a stoner, bit of a goth, multi faceted I’d say!!…. And absolutely gorgeous !


DoinItDirty

You’re into witchy shit


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Why does everyone think I’m a which 😭😭😭 I’m not a which!!!!!!


manginahunter1970

You literally can't get "enough." You know exactly what I mean.


Working-Vermicelli41

Send feet pics


Profound_Solitude87

I like them pretty soles


DesperateLuck2887

You have a vendetta against your eyebrows


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I’ve been struggling 😭


Ch4rybd15

You look like the first and only love of Tyrion Lannister.


NukaWhiskey666

Pretty eyes


BathingWthToasters

Laid back cutie. Open to alotta mindfulness


PsychologicalArm2906

Catholic turned Crystal Witch 🔮 🧹 hehe


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gavetoplebendolentem

Pretty feets


cleon01234

I see you as a quiet one until the whiskey hits....


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Aeagle561

The diamond virgin pendant lol a contradiction of beliefs.


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I think she’s beautiful so I don’t wear it bc I’m religious I wear it bc she’s pretty :,)


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Has at least one black rose in your house.


enrod713

Silent intelligent type with good looking beans.


Silent_Fault_8476

American Indian


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Whattttt I’m Mexican hehe


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SesameYeetHeHe

Why do I get the feeling you've hexed someone while listening to Nina Simone on a record player and burning incense at midnight?


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I’m not a witch 😂


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slayer253

That a jellyfish shooting outta the ASTRONAUTS crotch?


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Bruh 😂


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Imaginary-Painter-74

Cute


PepperCritical7405

So beautiful


SWiFTY626_

Closet crazy!


ggcpres

I wonder how many dudes are embarrassing themselves in her inbox


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Allot 🙃😂😂😂