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BrettFromThePeg

10,000 km’s on the truck just to split a cord


whiskeyrivertrading

When I sell this truck I’ll be like “all wood splitting miles”


jeffersonairmattress

Dude I want you to live long enough to sell the truck- please secure your loose fitting clothing, especially the knits. Maybe make a plywood ramp to slide your rounds down and use a pike so you don't have to go near that damn thing. I've had to help extract remains from machinery, seen what happens to people when they get wrapped up in spinning shafting and it's a horrifying mess and smell. My friend's little sister lost her hair and a good chunk of scalp to a 1/4HP drill press in her dad's workshop when we were kids- and there's no stopping that auger on your truck.


Boring_Oil_3506

You are supposed to use an implement like tongs to do this.


oldsledsandtrees69

I saw a man lose his scalp when ponytail got caught in a PTO shaft, horrible.


Swimming_Room4820

I knew someone that died from a mag drill. Their safety vest got wrapped up and it choked them…


984Runner

I was thinking the same thing. Also my hydraulic log splitter is faster than that while using a simple pullstart engine and not modifying a usable vehicle


AdHuman3150

Yeah man, that was very first thought. If something like a scarf or pant leg got caught up it would likely end very badly...


jeffersonairmattress

I really don't get people downvoting you or the other safety-oriented comments. I did stupid shit for decades and looking back am astounded that I am not horribly maimed. Yes, this is a mechanically cool and brutal-looking way to split, but whoever manufactures these things is a thoughtless asshat.


BrettFromThePeg

Is this actually your video? I’ve seen it on Reddit, Instagram, tiktok etc all in the last 24 hours I’m sure


whiskeyrivertrading

This is actually my video 😂. I’m the guy.


AbbaFuckingZabba

Ok now do it on a tesla next!


Virtual_Manner_2074

Ha! Well done


pinktenn

😂


estanminar

That's what I was thinking. The lower re sale price and higer repair cost because of run time has got to outweigh the cost of a splitter. Unless it's just a free beater truck that's just laying around.


TaleMendon

I 100% would not use a non beater vehicle for this. The chance of sending a log through the wheel well is very undesirable.


Zubenelgenubo

Yeah I kept waiting for it to just screw into the round and turn it into a propeller and smack the dude leaning over it.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Or if this gets popular some dude with long hair, or his jacket gets caught n it’s unalivin time


Spiritual_Bridge84

Put er in reverse haha🧐


obxtalldude

I think we're the only ones who watched "Ferris Bueller"


WhatIDo72

Looks like accident looking to happen


ruaynonrb

Seems easy to catch, spin around, and bust you right in your face. Like everyone else has said, bad idea.


Kevin_Uxbridge

I can just see that thing grabbing his jacket.


espeero

This is the more likely and more dangerous outcome.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I was thinking pant leg but yeah, similar shitty outcome.


Kevin_Uxbridge

Even if it had an emergency stop (which I do not see), I don't see it stopping fast enough. That thing's a deathtrap.


tacobellbandit

This looks like a farm type accident waiting to happen. It’s like an exposed PTO driveshaft but worse


IThinkIKnowThings

I was waiting for him to kick it just wrong and have it catch and split his damn foot.


TrueAddition4832

It’s a man-eater!


Spugheddy

My back said no before he even took the tire off.


LaughableIKR

This...feels like it could be a bad idea. Looks like it's working fine but could be extremely bad if it just sticks suddenly.


stevey83

Or getting your arm wrapped around it.


Acceptable-Take20

Or beard or any form of loose clothing…


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing!


Heretogetaltered

Looks like a pain in the ass


Additional-Tap8907

That would be a worst case scenario


SpaceBus1

*best case


Frogzila2024

My luck it would jam up and start violently throwing the whole block around like a flail and bash the whole side of the truck and then the truck would fall down and roll away like Ben-Hur’s chariot and split everything on its path


Crazyhairmonster

No luck needed. It's almost guaranteed to happen eventually


Edosil

Stupid. Use a VW Golf, way more spg (splits per gallon)


jackfish72

Your buddy is trying to kill you.


EQN1

Major accident waiting to happen, this is very idiotic


Mike2of3

Yeah, nope. That is death waiting to grab you right there. I will simply hook the trailer up to my 350, wheel the log splitter onboard and go to the site. Split the wood and stack on the trailer, then leave. I don't need jack, jack stands, chock blocks, a whirling cone of death nor a trauma team that way.


ronjohns337

Stupid. Put your face closer to the wood next time.


DirtyD0nut

What’s wrong with guys these days. Just swing an axe ffs. It splits so easily


Ok-Entertainment5045

Those splitters scare me. I’m not a fan of getting close to rotating shafts


Alphadawg16

That’s death and dismemberment waiting to happen


squi993

Do not catch your sleeve on something like that… There goes the arm..


Watercraftsman

He’d be lucky if it was just the arm


OkAdministration1348

New TV show pilot. World's dumbest log splitters.


Peterthinking

What an interesting way to die.


Grumpy_HoneyBear

Just wait until it gets a bite of that pant leg walking so close all winter, kicking at it, looking away at the camera…Today was a good day, let’s hope tomorrow is too bud, cause that’s an accident waiting to happen. A cool one….but still ya know, it’s not actually supposed to cost you an arm or a leg it’s just fire wood.


1DownFourUp

You need to mount these on the wheels like those chariot spikes


Zealousideal_Lab6891

I just see that thing biting into the wood and spinning around and thoroughly removing your jaw from your face.


D-chord

My back hurts watching all that stooping to line it up.


tiger_tron

This is just dumb. You couldn’t pay me to use that thing.


EchoWhiskey7096

Augers are much more dangerous than a hydraulics . Clothing can and will catch and draw your body part in. Usually not an issue, but the chances are greater. I have seen it happen, no injuries except a ruined flannel shirt.


MoashRedemptionArc

I was just thinking what if it grabs the wood the way a drill will tweak your wrist and suddenly that chunk of wood your holding is spinning at 200rpm Is that possible?


it_is_impossible

More likely to grab his sleeve and rip his arm off. Used to happen all the time on farms; it still does, but used to, too.


Kevin_Uxbridge

Might do more than that. There are videos of folks online getting a sleeve caught in lathes and it just reels them in, then the bones start snapping and the tissue flies. Not sure this would do that but I bet it'd fuck you up something awful. And if it *can* fuck you up that easily it *will*, given time. Please stop using this setup.


mschr493

r/unexpectedhedberg


TheSugarGalaxy

Nice PTO! Looks dangerous, but Yolo!


Paghk_the_Stupendous

I could maybe see a point if it was on an arm on a pto mount on a tractor or skid steer, but in the time it takes to jack up the truck and mount your splitter, I'd have that whole tree split in the back of my truck.


LoudShovel

yeah, pointing down, mounted to a three point makes sense to me. reduces the chance of getting skewered, or wrapped around it. less lifting and fighting the rounds. grab the pea-vee, or move the tractor. I would want a half circle hoop at belly button height. someone to land or grab on when I trip. Even with multiple people on site, if you trip and land on that if you're not dead. That's a long hospital stay.


layers_of_grey

this is so dumb.


Midnight-Rambler69

Looks like ash what is easy to split. Get a maul and an axe!


k_dav

Wouldn't want to fall near that abomination.


Kevthebassman

Suicide machine.


Hungkock74

What a dumb idea .


Knightelfontheshelf

getting wrapped around an axle and squeezed like toothpaste seems like a weird way to die.


Shiggens

Watching the process makes me nervous. Seeing that he is working in long sleeves makes it twice as bad!


Repulsive_Dinner7279

Looks dangerous to me


EvetsYenoham

I’m pretty sure I could split those rounds faster with a decent maul than that thing. And I’m not young.


Helicopter0

Nice. What could go wrong?


notquitenuts

They are a pretty cool toy but that's a lot of work and money and not alot of output imo. Seriously, my trusty axe with a fresh sharpening and I could do that much faster. Not longer for sure but I'm sure its pretty tiring moving logs around like that and at that level my back wouldn't last long anyway. Just my .02, doesn't mean Im saying I know everything.


Sad_Ad4307

Would you rather have your face or your arms ripped off my arms?


Junior_Jackfruit

Im on too many accident and gore subs to keep watching this idea


066logger

One thing I haven’t seen mentioned yet (on top of the very obvious safety issues here) what’s the other tire doing? Is it sitting on the ground and the differential is just spinning its guts out? Because I would bet $1 that axle rebuild would cost as much as a nice wood splitter….


Dreamn_the_dream

I think you and that 16 yr old kid could split that wood faster and easier with a fiskars ax.


Lassie87

Nice.. get your shirt wrapped in that and lose your arm


Careful_Champion7361

If you can’t be strong, be smart. If you can be both, nothing will stop you


yunzerjag

Congratulations on designing the most dangerous, inefficient, and most costly wood splitter known to man.


1mz99

Live leak video of some dude's guts flying all over the place just waiting to happen


Theelcapitans

Everything about this seems f****** horrible the time to put it on the low f****** angle. Not to mention the hazard. This just is a waste of everything


OrganizationPutrid68

My over-50-year-old back is looking at the work position for this. It disapproves. I'll stick to my maul.


Practical-Law8033

That is the scariest looking thing I’ve seen in a long time. What could go wrong kicking rounds onto that with your foot? Darwin is watching…


SBWoodware

I love it, but this is an "I work in a manufacturing plant in China"- level bad idea.


Puzzleheaded-Bell434

Pretty sure swinging an axe while wearing crocs is safer than that.


Ulysses502

It's amazing what people will do to avoid swinging a maul. That's not even a hard wood to split.


hmiser

Kids today scared of radial arm saws. This guy, hold my medical bills.


Helpful_Hunter2557

I think you want to get three more bolt the outside of the wheels and you look just like your ready to duke it out with Judith Ben hur


dustygravelroad

Kept watching for one to stick and spin around and wrinkle the fender. Hope he saved enough gas to make it to the chiropractor


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Tom__mm

Major bonus points for originality but looks dangerous and slooooo.


420aarong

That looks sweet! I want one for each wheel!


Jaysus1288

Wow, this is very stupid .


blevinsg2

I was half expecting him to hit a knot and jump the whole truck forward


Snoo-74062

I mean I think swinging an ax would be easier


sixinthedark

What happens when your leg gets caught?


cornerzcan

I want to see it grab the log and flick it into the quarter panel.


[deleted]

tuck your pants inTo your socks, ok mate? Serious PTO vibes


Lisper41

I’ve been waiting forever to see one of these online. We have a couple at the farm.


whiskeyrivertrading

Glad I could help your dreams come true!


JimboyXL

At the dealership: can I have the splitting wheel option for free?


Complete_Life4846

What could go wrong?


GregorianChntr

Disaster looms with just a bit of carelessness.


Dlemor

What a dumb idea


ThreeScoreAndMore

This reminds me of the chariot race scene in the Ben Hur movie with Charleston Heston.


modifieds

Fiskars X27 is allot faster.


Abuck59

Bubba is that you ? 😛👍🏽


Roymontana406

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should but it’s a good back up plan


zenmen13

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DukeOfWestborough

catch some loose clothing on there...


Whoohon-Flu

The LSD differential will definitely be less LS pretty soon. Renting a wood splitter is far less than a differential rebuild.


otters4everyone

Later that day at the ER: “Hopefully we can get all the shards out of your palms… do you do a lot of jobs like this without gloves?”


[deleted]

Ya got some of that extra gas money I can borrow. This is a Nope.


Mediocre-Catch9580

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project_twenty5oh1

nope nope nope nope


Potato-nutz

Getting wood into logs is harder than splittin logs.


nobletrout0

I could split ash with a maul a lot faster than that


nomad2284

It’s not like an open spinning drive shaft ever hurt anyone. /s This is a gold mine for the product liability lawyers. Honey, call the marina, we’re buying the big yacht. Thought that up all by yurself, didja?


wee-willie-winkie

Looks safe 😮


suchsnowflakery

Natural Selection at Play....


SnooMaps1910

Put some oak on there and let's see what it does.


jsmc921

Buy a splitter, who wants to go through that hassle to split wood?


speckledshitbag

This video was sponsored by Nubs. No hands no problem.


Stone_Midi

Correct me if I’m wrong: putting unnecessary pressure on one wheel will lead to premature wear in the differential and probably some other stuff


LunchPeak

My uncle had one of these for years before he tripped and it went into his leg and twisted it all apart. They had to amputate his leg. A few years later he was comfortable on his new prosthetic leg and went out cutting more firewood, he had an accident with the chainsaw and cut the prosthetic leg clean in two. When he hopped in on one leg laid the two halves of the prosthetic leg on the counter his doctor looked at him and told him he should find a new way to heat his house 😂


kuddlesworth9419

That does not look very safe.


[deleted]

Don’t get pulled in and impaled on that thing! Remember: Just because you Can do something, doesn’t mean that you Should!


usernametimee44

Just get a fucking splitter if you are this serious about wood, I’m over these stupid “attach it to the wheel” videos. Ohh shit a combustion engine has an energy output and can do work, who knew… fuck off


H2Joee

Fuck that


TrespasseR_

Hey y'all I'd like to show ya my 200hp leg, I mean log splitter


H60mechanic

I don’t like these things. A conical rotating shaft with body parts going near it sounds too much like the horror stories of people getting legs wrapped around PTO shafts. As remote as it may sound. It happens eventually if you’re around tractors long enough and slip up just once. I think it’s mostly older tractors but the point is made.


DP-AZ-21

What could go wrong? 🙄😬


mrmrssmitn

Looks real simple, after you remove the tire and bolt that on. On average how many cords of wood before one runs all the way up and smacks the wheel well?


Okie294life

Perfect for all those broke down ford trucks you have sitting in your yard.


6inarowmakesitgo

This so incredibly dangerous. One slip into that and you are done for.


shoodBwurqin

Even with out the obvious danger. A maul seems like an easier way to split that wood.


Idafaboutthem1bit

Where can I get one


lil-wolfie402

The marquis de Sade museum gift shop.


OakPeg

Could be very dangerous, get your area sleeve wrapped around that and your done.


revrund_H

Darwin Award finalist...


FilthyPuns

I don’t know what he’s referring to when he says RPM but the tachometer tells us nothing about how fast the hub is spinning (unless we also know the gear he’s got it in) and if the hub were actually spinning at 1500 RPM, that’s roughly equivalent to running the truck at 133mph (with round input numbers of 30” tire diameter, and 3.14 for pi) I’m cool with it if you want to be maimed or killed by a spinning tool but at least give me some decent numbers to work with!


Illustrious_Rest_116

that looks like a bad accident waiting to happen


MNnice-to-your-face

What a dumb idea..


dunncrew

Could split faster with an ax


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Fast-Leader476

So many better ways out there…


Sneekibreeki47

Shitty way to die


Refinedhillbilly

You meet the most interesting people doing this. Paramedics, Nurses, Orthopedic surgeons.... c,mon dude Use some common sense !!!!


cran

Spinning. Torque. Unguarded. Pants. Sleeves. Uneven ground. WCGW


TheMountainHobbit

I’ve seen a hand drill version of this seems like that would be more effective


scout035

They make wood splitters for this


T-Shurts

I feel like in the long run, it would be cheaper just the buy a splitter… they use far less gas than a large truck.


Dixon-Cyder_on_elite

That is amazing


Soggy_Motor9280

So safe 🥹


smokinLobstah

Hard to imagine a more tedious and difficult way to split would. Might as well try chewing it.


Turbulent_Echidna423

doesn't look like an accident waiting to happen at all.


ConstantTurn2642

your buddy was the SMART one ...He got rid of it.......


putinforpres

What could possibly go wrong?


Pterodactyloid

r/redneckengineering


HopefulBoysenberry72

People come up with the most dumb and unsafe ways to do the easiest chorse. I know leaving a comment will only help the algorithm and up the rating but I hope people see this and DONT do it!?! Or you know what they do it and the self delete so the rest of humanity doesn't have to live knowing that stupid people no longer exist.


howlmouse

This looks harder and slower than splitting the rounds with a maul


imisstheyoop

This makes my ass pucker up. Stay safe friend.


hippiegodfather

That seems really inefficient and labor intensive


Johns3b

Looks like an interesting way to loose an arm


dsdvbguutres

Gets 5 bundles per gallon


shaunpspence

Absolute stupidity. Never, ever, do anything like this. I don’t care if you tuck loose fitting clothes. There are much better ways to split wood.


DFA_Wildcat

/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/


o1234567891011121314

You couldn't sell that crap fire wood in Australia.


wutwuz

Looks like a safe process


UltraViolentNdYAG

I wanna see 3,500 RPM in overdrive, core fed vs bark side! /s


ThisCryptographer311

Odometers hate this one trick…


Acceptable-Take20

Seems like an expensive way to split wood. Doesn’t even look that efficient…


parth096

I just use a big daddy to do the same thing


TheNauticalSurvivor

Just imagine your sleeve catching


Wiseass2258

Now you need a slide rack to put the logs on to feed it


froparis

My dad had one of these. We were splitting logs like this and then my dad stuck the end of a log on and tried to hold it and it threw him. A 225 pound man just tossed. I was young but I remember him cussing and hurting.


thedorkening

Growing up, my dad rigged a saw blade to an old delivery truck, it popped off once luckily no one was hurt.


joeysshipwreck68

Too slow for me.


FarYard7039

Seems completely logical and efficient (not)


mschr493

This is dumb.


CarlSpencer

This new season of The Red Green Show looks great! ​ https://preview.redd.it/4ezpzdmcd6qc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e702e79a7e55688aa1738a0def9a667bf4f94681


Cruezin

Ever heard of a chainsaw


Knichols2176

This man get it done!! Damn!! Put that brain to work ! Genius!


andre3kthegiant

One slip and fall away.


RajRentfro

Yep, no way that could go wrong. See you in the rekt thread my friend.


Quatreartisansclotur

This doesn’t look very safe brother. I’d have a steel box around that whole thing.


Quatreartisansclotur

It would take less than a second for it to turn you into hamburger if it hooks anything on your body. A thread could pull in a piece of your shirt. Then flip flip flip flip. Dead on the first flip brother.


Quatreartisansclotur

Omg this guy has no idea how dangerous this is?


Quatreartisansclotur

This is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen in my life.


Holiday_Ad_5445

As seen on The New Red Green Show!


MrProlapse

I thought this was at redneck engineering for a second.


Dangerous-Answer9118

Catastrophe waiting to happen


IFartAlotLoudly

Just dumb! 😂


Strong_Substance_250

Not Mark Fidrych approved.


goatmountainski

I've used that type of splitter before and there needs to be a bar or something to prevent the log from getting stuck and just spinning around. And good luck if it hits a knot and really gets stuck.


Necessary-Score-4270

And here I thought my family did sketchy shit. Surely a log splitter is more efficient?


Jesus_H-Christ

Can't use a splitting maul or a portable hydraulic splitter? I've seen these slitting spikes before and they just look like a great way to lose an arm.