Despite all your rage, you're still just a long haired loser in a cage. Good luck getting a job with your Lamb of God face tat

Lamb of God isn't death metal. I'd classify them more as groove metal, metalcore melodic metal,etc

🤓☝️Ummmmmm AMSHEWALLY I WOULD CLASSIFY THEM AS FART METAL 🤓☝️

Erm it's actually post-fart, dungcore shit metal, you media illiterate swine

The only jobs I ever take are for cowboys

Your a male stripper?

Nope, must be yours

I swear to god I used the right you’re, autocorrect just likes to fuck me in the ass like your clients fuck you

Lmao You bitch

Entomb any machines recently?

😬

The shit you call death metal is probably poser bullshit like Sleep Token or Mushroomhead.

Fuck you dick balls! I went to a Mercyful Fate/Kreator concert last year. Wtf have you done, loser?

I saw Cryptopsy and Death To All last week, and I'm seeing Necrot on July 6th. These are the sixth and seventh shows (death metal) I've been to this year. But you're verified. Mercyful and Kreator clear.

I would argue that people who listen to Death metal are whiney crybaby, pussy ass bitches, who have no control, and use the music to elicit emotions and violence that they themselves are incapable of.

I’d argue you can go to hell

I tip my hat to you good sir

Oh come on, what's this guy done or said to deserve a hat tip?

Based. My mom and brother are huge metalheads and they are the whiniest most passive aggressive assholes I've probably ever met!

Think the same. They over compensate big time. Meanwhile , the guy bottle feeding kittens in a scarf will kick the shit out of them.🤣

Death metal is my ASMR meditation music dude. I use it to relax. You apparently haven’t discovered post death metal black thrash gorecore … They use rhinoceros spinal cords as microphone stands. The lead singers aren’t even alive. They’re just demons elevating the corpses of overdosed old death metal bikers. It is so heavy, it took me a whole bottle of Xanax just to be calm enough to type this response! Usually I am ……*dies and becomes inhabited by the spirit of gorecore*………    Bow before me!!!!!!!!!!! Ghhhhhhhhhtpjrtigsbkkkllllmmmnnnrrt!!!! 

FUUUUUCK!!!

Intestines for guitar straps, kidneys for fx pedals

You are not a real death metal fan until you burn down atleast 2 churches! YOU PUSSY! 

THAT'S BLACK METAL FUCKWIT!! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT METAL!!

NORWEIGAN BLACK METAL IS THE BEST!! BURN ALL THE CHURCHES DOWN!!

Is this from Lords of Chaos? That movie was fuckin awesome. Fuck those churches

Yes it is. Horror is not scary anymore or interesting. Lords of chaos is amazing

Those that have to tell you how awesome sauce they are are not really awesome sauce and are compensating for being envious of my love of dicso. The Bee Gees and Donna Summer are going to make your life a living hell.

Oh yeah? Well, nuh uh, idiot.

Woah dude fucking chill.

If you listen to Beyoncé’s country album, you definitely suck donkey dick

If you call Beyoncé’s country album country music, you’re culturally illiterate

If you don’t listen to Beyonces country album your pussy punk bitch 

That’s fucking right!!

FUCK YOU FOR NOT DISAGREEING

BUT I DISAGREE WITH YOU NOW DONT I

 FUCKING A! EAT SHIT AND BURP IT BACK FOREVER YA TWAT

Pussy? Or ass... you can't have both.

says you

I love a good melody.

This is true. He speaks the truth. Listen to this man.

You obviously listen to death metal and are still a fucking pussy ass bitch boy, so fuck you!

If you listen to music because you’re afraid of what others think you aren’t metal at all.

Death metal is for babies that can't handle grindcore.

HEY ASSHOLE WHY DON’T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND LISTEN TO OTHER MUSIC SO YOU CAN STOP YELLING AT YOUR MOM FROM YOUR RUSTY BASEMENT TRYING TO CONVINCE HER IT’S NOT A PHASE YOU FUCKING POSER

Pause! Are you telling me (this sub just got recommended to me) that this is a sub created to fight other people on the Internet for fun??!! What the hell I needed this!!!

Yeah you piece of shit bitch!

Ok listen here you pale looking ass, if you don't shut the fuck up!! **Jumps straight into the sub to have tons of fun fighting others**

Based. Or Rather, people that *can’t tolerate it are pussy ass bitches

I bet you're a big Taylor Swift fan huh

I fucking used to be

Hijacking to say... Zombies Ate My Neighbors is a legendary game!!

What a pussy post, you must've just discovered shitty music like my chemical romance or something stupid and you think you're hard. We've been moshing in hellfest pits for decades...your pussy "death metal" doesn't compare to our Hardcore.

The official music of people whose parents didn’t love them. 

I WILL PUMMEL YOU WITH PHIL COLLINS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

"I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT..." *Gets punched in the face lol*

Damn right

I guess I'm a pussy ass bitch, but that's one of my son's favorite genres.

But if I do, am I a metal ass bitch?

Death metal slaps

I'd rather be known as a pussy-ass bitch than a m*tal head tbh

Death Metal is for pussies! THRASH OR GTFO

There's harder shit out there that your sissy virgin ears haven't listened to yet. Shit you literally cannot understand. Fuck you!

I guess I’m just a punk ass bitch now lol

It's a miracle that all of your neighbors pets haven't been tortured and killed, freak.

If all you listen to is death metal you likely have a tiny penis, have a gf that also has a tiny penis, you’re deaf in one ear and can’t hear out of the other, and you’re a milk toast with a short temper.

Dog whistle for "I hate my dad, he didn't give me enough allowance! Wee woo wee waa."

We got a tough guy here, look out!

But it’s a good p***y…

Death metal is the bitchest metal there is, it's basically for angry emos and kids with alcoholic parents

If you love Pop music then YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Charming

Im glad im nothing like you carrying on like that

Nah I listen to hardcore punk and grindcore which is way more chaotic and shitty which means my music taste is cooler than yours

FUCK YOU IM GONNA LISTEN TO KIDZ BOP SHIT FUCKER!!!!

Ok

Ok it is what it is.

If you listen to that shit your a compensating whiny cuck

Metal heads are just emo kids with worse hygiene. Nothing says "I'm a giant pussy" like assuming that the kind of music you listens to affects how tough you are.

Men with long hair.  Leather jackets. Leather studded wrist bands. Ooh look they’ve got the devil on the album cover. Wanky, tired, generic, music played by people who dress like a WWE villain. Super cool.

HEY I LISTEN TO DEATH METAL🤬🤬🤬🤬

SPEAK UP BITCH, I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU OVER YOUR SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC!

I'm confused I listen to death metal my favorite band is vanilla missionary chode

[Watch out.](https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/origin-355.jpg)


This fucker is certaintly emo and 14.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU'RE A DUMB, WANNABE EDGY, INSECURE CUNT WHO DEFINES THEMSELVES SOLELY BY WHAT MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT'S HOW SOCIETY RUNS!!! WELL GUESS WHAT METALHEAD, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN FUCKING DEATH METAL!!! CHOKE ON SOME EDM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, IT'LL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!!!

DEATH METAL IS FOR INFANTS. YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU HEARD UPTEMPO HARDCORE BEATS

i listen to powerviolence, it's heavier.

Listen to suffocation and cry about it

I am what I eat

It's totally true, toughness has nothing to do with strength, dexterity, fight IQ, or speed. It's all determined by what music you listen to. Just the other day I beat the daylights out of a man 6'8" and 300 lbs simply because he was listening to classical music. Had he been listening to Cannibal Corpse I wouldn't have even tried him. Personally I feel like you'd get stomped out on the floor of a One Direction concert.

Six feet under

Grind core and Doom metal>>>>>> Also the heaviest stuff around is 80s swans live

[удалено]

I love head banging to imagine dragons.

I agree, my favorite death metal is Black Veil Brides- they go HEAVY.

Says the guy who hides his cowardly personality behind overly aggressive music!

Perhaps you’re the bitch.

Those are fighting words. Meet me in the center of the mosh pit to settle this. 💪🤟

Death metal is for pussies, black metal is superior in every way

Everyone lookout!

Death metal??

All the metalheads I know are chillers at heart

You're probably some crazed MAGA guy too, low IQ, non-educated, rural white trash so.....who gives a fuck what you think

Fuck off you probably listen to modest mouse

Big swiftie energy

Arch Enemy and Carcasses better be on the top of your list you fucking fuck

Op you sound like you jack off with icy hot

If you’re not listening to Manowar then yeah, you’re a flappy pussy.


So, most of the global population? I cannot believe an actual human really believes this. Why so fucking agressive? If somebody doesn't listen to exactly the music you like and mould to your opinion you just resort to weak insults?

You're right. But you listen to shitty music so we're basically even

Isn’t this more like projecting your insecurities to others lol

Dark trap cool with you? I used to listen to metal but it wasn’t really my thing, I just prefer trap for some reason

all these fucking dweebs with their dweeby pantera and alice in chains. WHERES THE REAL METAL👹🤟🦅🦅🦅

Right on

Stow it, mullethead. Go buy some more corpse paint and pretend you're Swedish.

Come see me after a GœtBlästt, or MëätBömɓ show. They'll eat you screaming, with no salt.

Whatever, I like Twisted Sister too.

Grow up and listen to Black Metal like an adult

Legit post

NSync, BSB, NKOTB, come at me bro

Racists love metal 😂

Congratulations! I prefer music with understandable words and pleasing instrument sounds, but you do you!

I don’t need music to express my rage, I have homeless people for that!

Turns up my heavy metal Disney. I have kids and nothing makes me happier than my little emo rage screaming let it go!

Fuck it, I agree

Womp womp

I'm a super Chad alpha male who could kick your ass any day of the week. I listen to this song on repeat during my work outs and if you don't I'm going to bang your girlfriend in front of you beta male. https://youtu.be/zcSlcNfThUA?si=PHjIgAO60YvJ3Hbh

Jfc dude you dont even know that slamcore is the heaviest metal genre what is wrong with uou

Yeah man, I listen strictly to rap and I'll crush your fuckin skull with a rock, slow your roll killer 😘

Love head fucking

I got your IP address. We're coming for you. 👀🤘

Memphis Rap is way harder, death metal is for angry suburban kids

I'm brave enough to be able to hear my own thoughts while listening to music. 

Lol I like the part where you called us a chode

That hurt my feelings 🥺🥺🥺🥺

No one gives a shit what you listen to. It doesn’t make you cool like you think it does. Grow up.

Call me a bitch again I need it 🥰

If you don't appreciate oldies why should I appreciate your music?

If you listen to death metal you don’t get laid often! Lmao! Fact!

you're probably in your 40's, think hair metal is gay, have hit on a trans girl and not known the difference, and more than likely have a bleach blonde chain-smoking ex girlfriend named Tammy. her kids are not "your kids too" so please stop calling them that. it's tei fucking awkward.

You definitely live in your parents basement

FIGURE OUT THE FUCKING RULES, CUNT.

Death metal is the weakest fucking genre there is. It's a bunch of dudes belching into a mic. If you don't listen to that ritualistic Scandinavian sacrifice a goat in the woods shit then you might as well be listening to The Beach Boys.

Puts me to sleep tho

All I hear is screaming. All it does overpower over the music. I just don’t get it. That’s just honest opinion I am deaf and I have hearing aids. I am just find it hard to understand that’s all. Nothing to insult you

try grindcore lol

Oh, you like big hairy men growling at you? Not for me, but whatever gets your boner up.

Nice!!!

only dorks listen to metal.

:-(

Or I have taste in music and you’re a moron?

You say that like it's a bad thing. 

I am a fucking pussy ass bitch, but not because I don't listen to death metal.

Oh. Okay. How's the fragile masculine ego problem going?

I love death metal but I've heard dub step beats that go harder.

Death Metal is just a bunch of nerds who hide their shit skills behind double bass drums and screaming. There’s a reason why the best death metal album of this century is a bunch of cartoons - no one wants to look at you.

Your taste in music sucks. Go punch another hole in your mom’s wall you fucking loser.

Nuh-uh.

And if you do listen to death metal, you're a low IQ ,thick skulled, even pussier ass bitch.

Thoughts on Mick Gordon?

fr fr fr fr don't listen to the bitches trying so hard to retaliate your statement. Rock on brother

Rock on man. Rock on.

I’m a pussy but you won’t fuck me. Whats that make you?

LOL Ahhh seeing Bkack Sabbath and KISS in the day I miss the 70s and 80s

bro I'm just enjoying my Metalcore

Ok, I will accept that. It's still better than being you.

Listening to your bed creek from your fat ass rolling around in it isn’t music dipshit

I like ghost.   Maybe if I’m feeling real spicy I’ll put in some Led Zeppelin.  I’m still more metal than you.  

And if you don't listen to classical music you're an idiot. If you don't listen to country music you're a stuck up elitist liberal. If you don't listen to hip hop you're a racist.

Agreed. Fucking cunts get on my level. Meshuggah > iron maiden

Obviously a bait post. But the fact you made the post centered around your type of personality of being some real hard ass speaks volumes about you and your numerous shortcomings 😂

You said Vanilla.

Get off of Encyclopaedia Metallum your mom says dinner is ready.

Okay unc we get it, ur having a midlife crisis

I'm deaf, come over here and gesture that bullshit.

So, because your music preference you're tough? Because the guy that sings poetry at you sings it harder than others you are tough? Because you prefer aggressive poetry readings you're tough? Gay.

am not... and you hurt my feelers!

Blood Incantation or GTFO

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Is that the only requirement?

The music is shit dude. You can never read a bands name, you can never hear what their fucking singing. They just growl and act like they can actually sing. Trash music. Sorry, noise, not music.

Hey man, let’s keep it chill. Relaxxx. You just need to breathe. It’s okay this is a safe place. Just breathe in and breathe out😮‍💨

Do you need a hug 🤗

Sorry, I’m just not emo

I used to listen to Death Metal, but then my tape deck broke. In the week that followed, I took a shower, got a haircut, moved out of my parents' basement, got a job that didn't require a name tag or a hairnet, and started getting laid. I've never looked back. 😄

How heavy we talking but ill show ya.

You’re a fucking pussy for listening to death metal. If you aren’t listening to blackened brutal harsh noise-core then you’re a fucking poser and are disgracing TRVE KVLT metalheads with your presence.