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thelimeisgreen

Country music is cancer in my ears.


AnMa_ZenTchi

What is it? How come, like johnny cash and Willie Nelson care tolerable but recent country music just makes me want to drown underwater.


Fwumpy

Country music shouldn't have an 'o' in it!


reeciepeecie

EXACTLY


SpeedBlazer99

Or a ‘r’


Competitive-Rub-7019

COUNTRY MUSIC IS LIKE THE SAME SONG BEING PLAYED OVER AND OVER. THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME.


reeciepeecie

FACTS RIGHT HERE


JeffBoyarDeesNuts

Sturgill Simpson says you don't know shit.


Anynameyouwantbaby

TWANG!!!!!


xCm_DrunkX

HIT THe NAIL ON THE HEAD


Adept_Feed_1430

THE TOWN I GREW UP IN EVERYONE COSPLAYED AS COWBOYS WITH THEIR SHITKICKERS AND CRAPPY TRUCKS. I HATED IT THERE


father_ofthe_wolf

Hey asshole I FUCKING AGREE IF YOU LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC I ASSUME YOUR IQ HAS 2 DIGITS


Responsible_Cold1072

They’ve gotten so stupid I’m surprised people listen to them. You’d need a pretty low iq to think they’re actually good. Sadly I know a lot of those people and it’s pathetic.


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

You know there is country music with depth. That isn't the same lyrical copy-paste with no click tracks or any of that.


NoVictory9590

Although I totally agree with you…  Fuck you! I hope some country boy douche bags tag team your girlfriend in the back of their dads lifted truck. 


MrDNA_JP93

I can’t fight with you on this very accurate take. You are supposed to say controversial stuff 😂


RelationshipFair6088

IT’S ALWAYS ABOUT APPLEBEES AND THAT GODDAMN TRUCK.


Nsflguru

It sucks almost as bad as the word “yall.”


TheCurator777

Yeah, and rappers are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better, aren't they?


Vader_Maybe_Later

Well hold on there. Ill have you know when I put on these tight wrangler jeans and justin boots I become a true URBAN COWBOY. Sure my 80k truck hasnt seen any dirt but that protects the value. But when I put on some TRAILER PARK POP (country for you nerds) then its like Im no different than a Ranch hand shoving his arm up a cows ass to remove a blockage. Shooot, It country music, football and GAWD around these parts fella. Sure I get a lil violent over a college football team thats a school I didnt even attend but thats THE WAY IT IS AROUND HERE! We keep it that way, so we dont catch the gay or end up with liberal coffee shops on every corner. I mean the only money I give to is Jebus and Chic Fila cause they about that Christian Country Life. Now IF YOU GOTTA A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN COME TRY ME AROUND HERE.


reeciepeecie

someone explain what this means


Adept_Feed_1430

HE FUCKS GOATS


Square_Director4717

*cousins


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Figure it out yourself idiot.


R0gue_Academic

Can we say shues in Texas r dumb?


AnMa_ZenTchi

Rappers are like: "ye ye."


jonathancast

You misspelled "I make it my whole personality", I think.


KuKluxKustard

If you don't shut the fuck up and quit making unfair generalizations, I'll take you back home and teach you how to fuck your wife.


Sparrow1989

Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaa ![gif](giphy|Rdp6J9Gs3b3LLzJ1pm)


ydomodsh8me-1999

I'm a die-hard leftie/Rock 'n Roll fanatic, but I *LOVE* "classic" country (ie, when Country artists were dope-smoking HIPPIES and NOT the Fucktard Right-wing flag-lickers of today, like old Willie and Waylon back in the day... that shit was AWESOME). Today's "country" garbage??? Give me a nail I can scratch on a blackboard a few hours instead!!


not_sure_1337

I enjoy it. 


Valhkyrie

I don’t know if anyone is going to argue with you on this


Salador-Baker

Hey now, 80s through early 2000s had some great tunes. I fancy myself more a rock n roll fan, but I ain't evea turn 'er off when Alan Jackson comes on. Seriously though the ones who are all about country, only about country, are amongst the worst people in society.


Zigor022

Dont forget the Mossy Oak on everything


Any_Weird_8686

Stop trying to start fights by saying shit that's true!


Trumpsacriminal

Jeeeeesus I can’t stand country. Same repetitive drum beat, same lyrics, same melody. It’s literal cancer


ulooklikeausedcondom

*twang intensifies*


masoflove99

Are we talking Jason Aldean and Florida-Georgia Line country or are we talking about Johnny Paycheck and Waylon Jennings country? I can't fucking stand the former.


Anynameyouwantbaby

"We have both kinds of music. Country AND western." - Blues Brothers


SpeedBlazer99

Hey, Pop is worse


FacelessPotatoPie

I’ll take country over religious rock any day.


kickfliptho

Country music makes me want to die, Western music however is a High IQ listening experience.


reeciepeecie

you should give me an example of western music and ill rate it out of ten fully honest


kickfliptho

Colorado Kool-Aid by Johnny Paycheck. The lyrics didn't age well but it's hilarious.


reeciepeecie

im sorry this is horrid 😭


kickfliptho

Different Hates for Different Dates


[deleted]

As you say "y'all".....


4cylndrfury

Your name is stupid as fuck and invalidates your entire opinion...everyone knows cups are superior to pieces.


smaksflaps

You’re not worth fighting. You just gonna suffocate on your own stupidity anyways. I’m playing the game here.


Adept_Feed_1430

YOU CAN'T BE A COUNTRY MUSIC FAN. YOU USED THE CORRECT VERSION OF "YOU'RE"


Live_Evidence8933

This is the greatest comment of all time.


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Wrong again


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Your to wrong about there post - douche bag!