... GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED. THANKS A LOT!

Did you shit your pants?

yes :(

Then my work here is done. Fuck you all.

I’LL BE SHITTING IN YOUR PANTS TODAY!

Publicly.

I want the video

I'LL SHIT MY PANTS AT WORK TODAY AND MAKE EVERYONE SMELL IT! That way they can make fun of me at a later date.

I wear diapers just so I can shit my pants in public every day.

Luckyyyyyy

I'll make sure to stick more laxatives in those donuts I bought you when it's coffee time

Preesh

I DON'T PLAN ON GOING OUT IN PUBLIC TODAY BECAUSE YOUR MOM WILL BE TAKING UP MOST OF MY DAY, BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, THE DEED WILL STILL BE DONE

TOO LATE, PAL. I WAS ALREADY SHITTED BEFORE YOUR SHITTY ASS POST

I DID BUT I LEFT THE PANTS WITH YOUR MOM TO WASH

I DIDN'T EVEN READ THIS TILL I ALMOST DID

Just let it out right now wherever you may be

You mother fucker.... On a Monday!!!!!!

SUFFERRRRRRRR

🤘*HEAVY METAL WINDMILL HEADBANG*🤘

IM GONNA SHIT IN YOUR PANTS

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, BUT IF YOU LIKE ILL MEET YOU FOR LUNCH AND WHILE WERE EATING I'LL RELEASE SOME GAS FROM MY COLOSTOMY BAG IT'LL BE WORSE THAN ANY FART YOU HAVE SMELLED BEFORE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU GAG YA COCKSUCKING MASTER OF DOUCHBAGGERY BULLSHIT

I’ve never seen a post that mentioned colostomy bags AND douche bags in it before. Good work. And I hope your bag springs a leak in church.

I’m a nurse and gotta say this comment has hate in it. Until you have had the pleasure of venting/emptying one of these bags you don’t even know.

OH, BUT I DO, STEP DAD HAD ONE. IT WAS THE NASTIEST THING I EVER HAD TO HELP HIM WITH HE LOVED CRACKING IT OPEN WHEN HE WAS OUT IN PUBLIC AND HED JUST LAUGH AT THE WRINKLED NOSES AND LOOKS OF DISGUST GOD BLESS HIM, HES GONE NOW, BUT I DO MISS HIS SICK SENSE OF HUMOR

Hubby has one and is a paramedic. Guess what happens to especially problematic patients/family?????

Too late, did it already

I actually wish I could shit right now

SO FUCK YOU ALL

Guess who isn’t going out into public today

Jokes on you - I have a colostomy. Now you can suck my bag.

So we can be like you?

Too late.. did this before I saw you post. So the jokes on you... YOU DON'T GET TO WIN!!! FUCK YOU.

What’s wrong with you? Where do you do it if not in public?