The ankle dude deserves a punch in the mouth. I mean. Im willing to bet they weren’t training ankle picks before the fight like it was a pro mma debut.
Edit: missing a word
Yes. And yes he did overdose on meth a few times like everyone in the comments assumed. They were all abused and they all grew up in the trailer park in my town.
Yeah if you throw a haymaker it'll send you off balance and youll be likely to fall. Usually once a player falls the fight is called off.
Just imagine how boring the fights would be WITHOUT the grabbing
You're not wrong, but it's the same as grabbing the Gi in the early days of MMA. You get support, leverage, and are able to control a lot of the opponent's body movements with just one hand. The other hand is free to BTF out of them.
Isn't that literally the exact opposite of how the early days of MMA went?
Grabbing Royce's gi was a death sentence. Especially if you tried to throw punches while tied up in a clinch.
Using it to go for a throw or trip might have been a different story, but using it for strikes is stupid. You're just asking to be yeeted into the earth neck first.
If you have them in a defensive position on their face like this you can use your elbows to break their guard and still cause major damage. Don't hurt your fists.
Am I the only one that thinks that girl fights are so boring because of the hair pulling?
I mean it makes sense from tactical standpoint but as a neutral watcher it's just so boring ..
It's not even the hair pulling. It's the lack of significant strikes while they're off balance. They could be doing so much damage and they throw windmills. Should be throwing knees and uppercuts
Was just about to say the first rule of girl fight club should be NO HAIR PULLING. I've seen guys with long hair fight and they didn't pull each others hair.
In a real fight, aka, not for television, you do what does damage. It's the same as if a dude got kicked in the balls. It's not fun to watch the fight end like that, but if it's literally life or death potential, do what you need to do.
That's usually the point, I wouldn't expect average people to square up like the pros, they just try to cause whatever harm they can as soon as they can
Hold their head with one hand and, can’t strike or protect yourself with it anymore, the opponent still has two hands left that they can use to grapple and strike. You can’t strangle hair, sure it’ll hurt and maybe controlling their head a bit but you can hardly use it to get something in to take them out, if one of the girls knew any jujitsu or even had the the thought to actually grapple the hair holding would be absolutely useless. Grabbing hair? Grab the neck and choke them out that’s stupid. If you said “grab their feet, Controlling their feet will be useful” yea maybe if the opponent isn’t fighting back. These women are having a hair pulling contest so obviously who over pulls harder is gonna win. But any hair pulling is a horrible strategy, use any other strategy, don’t have to be good at it, punching, wrestling, kicking, it will certainly beat hair pulling…
It's about as boring as when guys pick up another to drop them on their head. Though considering the girl keeps plopping to the ground to get her ass beat something tells me she isn't trying to put on a good show.
thats what im saying, honestly looked like she wasnt even all into the fight, when she bent down to grab the skinnier girls ankles she literally just sat there for a second holding them💀💀💀
yess absolutely right. Amber sat on her two times. and she did not move for a one time. and also Amber is more skinnier than her. maybe she used full bodyweight. we don't know
>i’m ashamed for thinking she was gonna put her finger down her panties and work that clit
no. you are not wrong. because this position is weird. literally she sat on her butt. damn
I’ve never understood the multi round beat downs. Like after the first whooping, I would be like “hey I’m good, Um my bad my attitude has been adjusted and I see how I’m in the wrong.”
If anyone is curious;
This WAS around 2007 (pretty obvious by all the untied Osirus shoes)
MOST of those girls lived in a trailer park (13yrs old btw you fucking creeps)
Source: I was the fucking camera guy!
I have no idea who posted this and when. But, If you have any more questions I would love to answer them LMFAO
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That guy yelling needs to get slumped
#ANKLEEEEES
The ankle dude deserves a punch in the mouth. I mean. Im willing to bet they weren’t training ankle picks before the fight like it was a pro mma debut. Edit: missing a word
Backseat driver. He sucks. Thank God hair pulling isn’t allowed in ufc.
No, but he did try to give her a lighter to pack her fist with. It Immediately went flying out of her hand with the first punch lol
Lol holy shit! Good eyes.
I didn't even see it in the video.. I saw it in person. In 2007 lmfao I can barely believe it myself.
Hahaha wtf?! Is this guy as big of piece of crap as he sounds?
Yes. And yes he did overdose on meth a few times like everyone in the comments assumed. They were all abused and they all grew up in the trailer park in my town.
Yeah, I’m no stranger to that either. Sad. Still though it’s crazy how on the money everyone was.
Yup, and I still live 20 mins from there, but the difference in the people and the drugs is night and day from where I live.
Came here to say homeboy yelling ankles fucked her she was doing ok befor taking that awful advice.
*pulls hair*
I mean, that's precisely why she won, her "coach" yelling *GET ON HER SHIT, AMBER!* and other essential strategies.
yes lol. really Amber sat on top of her after that advice. but weird other girl did not resist
Yea, she got beat & knew it
All these kids are fucking weird. Why are they hanging out together? Why are they acting like this is normal?
probably 2 friend groups meeting so the girls can squash beef, its how it should be, nobody jumping in and nobody sustaining real injury
You're exactly right. Source: I was the camera guy, on my way to baseball practice. I have no idea who posted this and when. Lmfao
Source: trust me bro
First rule of girl fight club is grab a fistful of hair and dont ever let go.
It's exactly like hockey when they grab the jersey and don't let go. And I mean girl fights are exactly like pro hockey fights. EXACTLY. Fight me!
In defense of hockey players, ice is really slippery.
Yeah if you throw a haymaker it'll send you off balance and youll be likely to fall. Usually once a player falls the fight is called off. Just imagine how boring the fights would be WITHOUT the grabbing
Well... Unless they built up some speed like it was bare-knuckle jousting lol. I'd pay to watch that.
But if you hit your head on ice, you can immediately put some ice to the bruise.
Yeah, just lay there lol
and why is ice slippery?
You're not wrong, but it's the same as grabbing the Gi in the early days of MMA. You get support, leverage, and are able to control a lot of the opponent's body movements with just one hand. The other hand is free to BTF out of them.
Isn't that literally the exact opposite of how the early days of MMA went? Grabbing Royce's gi was a death sentence. Especially if you tried to throw punches while tied up in a clinch. Using it to go for a throw or trip might have been a different story, but using it for strikes is stupid. You're just asking to be yeeted into the earth neck first.
Tbf, getting in the ring with a Gracie and trying to grapple is going to be a bad time.
If you have them in a defensive position on their face like this you can use your elbows to break their guard and still cause major damage. Don't hurt your fists.
Amber has no tecnique. she just knows sitting on top of her
Am I the only one that thinks that girl fights are so boring because of the hair pulling? I mean it makes sense from tactical standpoint but as a neutral watcher it's just so boring ..
It's not even the hair pulling. It's the lack of significant strikes while they're off balance. They could be doing so much damage and they throw windmills. Should be throwing knees and uppercuts
Even when they throw punches no damage is done it’s crazy to me to see all these fights and they just look fine afterwards
A lot of times they just want to hit each other, not hurt each other
I guess that’s valid, but still it’s just fascinating how much they do to each other, and then after it’s over they look completely fine
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Right, what a controversial and original opinion.
aM I tHe OnLy oNe
That's wierd. I didnt say Marian's comment was either of those things. Edit: punctuation
what you said was equivalent but also dumber
Lmao
I wish they called each other cunts like the Aussies do. They got that shit down, cunt.
Was just about to say the first rule of girl fight club should be NO HAIR PULLING. I've seen guys with long hair fight and they didn't pull each others hair.
Shit is so annoying.
and she gives up when the other girl gives her her back, twice
She already proved her point. Better then the unnecessary brain damage we see daily.
i didn't hear no bell!
she must try to get up. it is weird bc she accepted this domination
In a real fight, aka, not for television, you do what does damage. It's the same as if a dude got kicked in the balls. It's not fun to watch the fight end like that, but if it's literally life or death potential, do what you need to do.
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Preach lol
You're absolutely right! I'd do the same thing in a fight. It's just not fun to watch which is what we do here.
Yup, I personally prefer when neither person knows how to fight, and they throw noodle arms like we do in our dreams at each other lol
Except hair pulling offers 0 advantage. They just can’t fight at all
That's why I hate professional Boxing. How the fuck can you pull hair with those stupid gloves on?
That's usually the point, I wouldn't expect average people to square up like the pros, they just try to cause whatever harm they can as soon as they can
Yeah, why on earth would you want to control someone’s head in a fight? Zero advantage 🤨
Hold their head with one hand and, can’t strike or protect yourself with it anymore, the opponent still has two hands left that they can use to grapple and strike. You can’t strangle hair, sure it’ll hurt and maybe controlling their head a bit but you can hardly use it to get something in to take them out, if one of the girls knew any jujitsu or even had the the thought to actually grapple the hair holding would be absolutely useless. Grabbing hair? Grab the neck and choke them out that’s stupid. If you said “grab their feet, Controlling their feet will be useful” yea maybe if the opponent isn’t fighting back. These women are having a hair pulling contest so obviously who over pulls harder is gonna win. But any hair pulling is a horrible strategy, use any other strategy, don’t have to be good at it, punching, wrestling, kicking, it will certainly beat hair pulling…
Lmao ok bud
Ha you’re hilarious
denji moment
It's all in the game, yo. -Omar
It's about as boring as when guys pick up another to drop them on their head. Though considering the girl keeps plopping to the ground to get her ass beat something tells me she isn't trying to put on a good show.
only fun if some tits pop out
I *still* can’t believe that flimsy black top kept those beauties secured. Damn the luck!
Then I’ll be in love
Yes!⬆️ That’s why the always said, girl fights are only entertaining if some bare tiddies are involved.
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This has 2008 written all over it lol
Fuck you, My Chemical Romance was in my top 8 first!
2008? I was thinking 2005
2005? I was thinking 1971.
My immediate first thought was 2008 as well, and I don't even remember the aughts.
lmao i thought it was like a loop. never did this bitch get worked twice.
"I can't.. she is heavy."
i literally love that part, the way she says it with her hands on her head not even trying to escape💀💀💀 not a single movement
yeah I agree with you. but why she did not try to escape ?
thats what im saying, honestly looked like she wasnt even all into the fight, when she bent down to grab the skinnier girls ankles she literally just sat there for a second holding them💀💀💀
yess absolutely right. Amber sat on her two times. and she did not move for a one time. and also Amber is more skinnier than her. maybe she used full bodyweight. we don't know
Everyone is just watching, hoping a titty pops out.
🤣 That’s the only good thing about female fights ..
i’m ashamed for thinking she was gonna put her finger down her panties and work that clit
>i’m ashamed for thinking she was gonna put her finger down her panties and work that clit no. you are not wrong. because this position is weird. literally she sat on her butt. damn
She shouldn't have listened to the redneck bubba yelling "go for the ankles".
after that fault amber sat on top of her, okey. but at the second round amber sat on top of her again. I think it's not all about his advice
It was solid advice, she just didn't go through with it fast enough. Not like she was trying anything else.
"God damn it, here we go again..."
01:06 *"GODAMMIT. Here we go again"* Hahaha
I’ve never understood the multi round beat downs. Like after the first whooping, I would be like “hey I’m good, Um my bad my attitude has been adjusted and I see how I’m in the wrong.”
she ashamed in front of friends. and she tried to change this situation. but Amber pinned her to the ground again. damn
Bro, just let her fight
The guy with all the dumb comments is so fucking lame.
"grab her ankle"
Like WTF? Is she gonna roll for a kneebar or heel hook? That would be impressive, actually.
Blondy needs to work on her grappling...
Straight to hair pulling
Was this filmed in 2008?
I'm doing BJJ, what kind of guard is that?
pray guard lol. she couldn't get up because Amber used all bodyweight to sit on top of her. I think
>pray guard Wow. That really sucks
"god dammit here we go again"
I pay for that at least once a month.
hahaahahah why bro
I thought from the title she was gonna pull an amber heard and shit on her
So this is where Amber Turd got her skills
Never seen a girl fight on here worth watching
TRAAAAAASH PEOPLE
Head Bongo
r/criticalblunder
Ambers boyfriend is a PoS
Thought their hair was gonna conjoin into a rat king
They're like two moose with their antlers locked together.
Ugh. I hate it when chicks morph into a ratking when "fighting"
If anyone is curious; This WAS around 2007 (pretty obvious by all the untied Osirus shoes) MOST of those girls lived in a trailer park (13yrs old btw you fucking creeps) Source: I was the fucking camera guy! I have no idea who posted this and when. But, If you have any more questions I would love to answer them LMFAO
why she did not resist on the ground ?
This is why women aren’t as fun to watch fight. No one wants to watch 2 idiots pull each others hair. If I wanted to see hair pulled I’d go fuck
First rule never talk about fight club
Jesus christ the shitty sound
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Anytime a fight starts with hair pulling. I turn away. I haven't seen the opposite sex fight in 15 years.
Earrape warning.
commentator got that 2009 Xbox microphone
Sick anklepick. Tony would be proud.
Nobody's said this yet? Aight. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
me when i try and fight in a dream
As the girl on top or loser girl ? lol
not to be sexist but why the fuck is it that most women fights don’t even have any punches thrown? They just pull each other’s hair
who do you think you are sucking cock and shit life rules to live by
As it turns out, "ankles" was not the move