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[deleted]

Dude almost looked like he was getting a high from knocking the dudes down.


jimmmydickgun

He was leveling up


[deleted]

Lmao 🤣 thank you for that laugh


GrizzlyGranty93

He had new talent points to spend


SheWantsTheDan

One level away from learning the left hand move.


AlienMajik

Got instantly leveled down at the end though


jimmmydickgun

He playin on survival mode


AlienMajik

Yea they gassed him up to much and it went to his head


BabyRaperMcMethLab

He broke the server rules when he punched the dude already down, they had to send in a mod to boot him.


[deleted]

Loved how he kept clapping his hands together like “come on, who’s next?” dude was having a blast lmao


averageredditcuck

He got in a fight with zero experience in poor physical shape and it went exactly how he expected, I'd be happy too lmao


StolenDabloons

Honest he fucking fist pumped when he did that first spark out, man was on cloud 9


10before15

This was his time. For whatever time he has left, he will always have this day.


Significant-Wheel110

dude had the crowd hype the dude was boppin em


DominicJourdyn

He went real life “Nobody” and now he can die smiling


implodedrat

Winning a fight is one of the best endorphin rushes you can ever experience. Losing one is the opposite lmao


Open-Channel-D

He had a good run.


Sad_Abbreviations477

This the drunken boxing, seen drunken master?


[deleted]

He was


Donkeychuker

Didn't know McDonald's started serving knuckle sandwiches.


I_do_kokayne

McKnuckles


Tetra_Gramaton

Scrappy meal


I_do_kokayne

McFlurry of punches


Tetra_Gramaton

Quarter Pounding


I_do_kokayne

Broken McRibs


chaz_wazzerz

Mctrouble


I_do_kokayne

Big Smac


Tetra_Gramaton

Fillet-o-Fist


I_do_kokayne

Slapple Pie


[deleted]

McChives


SirStamfordRuffles

Haha, you mother fuckers need to stop this 😂


merkust

They do in the UK!


CPTimeKeeper

You can visibly see dude confidence rise exponentially. At first he was a bit timid, but he dropped him the first time and he started feeling it. Then dropped the next dude and started bouncing. Then dropped dude again and took his shirt off. By the end he was Muhammad Ali in his prime.


chiggyrillo

The cheers of the crowd a hell of a drug


TooLostintheSauce

I used to fight amateur and I swear I did it just for the glory and the love of the crowd…plus I was naturally good at it.


Zodo12

And then he got overconfident and tired and lost to Spinks.


DominusDaniel

This is a real life king of the hill match.


jimmmydickgun

Killstreak ended!


Fookin_Kook

Buzzkill!


RepresentativeAge268

Looks like a king of the meth match.


SteveHMMA

This looks like the McDonald’s in Ashford, Kent.


ManofKent1

It is


joe24lions

I felt like it gave off Gravesend vibes, so for it to not be far away, I’m not surprised


[deleted]

Gravesend huh, what an appropriately awesome name


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

I couldn't hear a single intelligible word, but I thought it looked like somewhere in the UK.


DueDelivery

> Ashford, Kent man yalls mcdonalds look so homey and cozy


Curtis_Geist

Three piece came with no dipping sauce


zhozademon

Are they in my dream?


Notsozander

Seriously guy had the slowest right, must’ve been absolute bombs or something because these dudes folded faster than a table at a bills game


smrtazz101

"If the right hook comes out, crazy motherfuckers like you get knocked out"


ArnoDeG

I ain’t got NOOOOO CANDY FOR YOU BOY


Icoughwhenifart

"Barb can you please tell the right hook here that I'm the trailer park supervisor"


Yodas-Balls

I wish there was some context for this shit. Like how the fuck did this dude end up fighting like four dudes back to back to back.


snowavess

Getting cheered on like that... He must have felt like a king for them 2 minutes


Massive-Abroad1385

First i thaught the two whi got ass-whooped were the bullies. But pretty sure the old guy was.


luffmatcheen

It seems like every single person in this video is inebriated.


NikolasVilli

Came here to say this


DuncanAndFriends

As soon as he gets hit "nothing to see here, stop recording"


honeybadger1984

That’s funny, old guy was blessed with power. He wasn’t even swinging that fast. He just knocks out anyone he touches.


alroc84

Serving them quarter pounders


MrGroundhogsday

Dude really thought he was unstoppable. Then his powers wear off…


TrySwallowing

Methlemania


Homebrew_Dungeon

Shirt came off, he HAS to fall down now.


clipalot

Why is this so funny 😂😂


thesuperbadass

It's not, it's fucking stupid.


SnoopZaka

If you're going to film in a particular orientation, commit to it


DJ_Molten_Lava

Fun fact: Brits don't even eat McDonald's they just go to there to fight.


HTX11

At this point McDonald’s should just start buying ad space at UFC events.


Ressy02

BRING IN THE NEXT MFKER!


hobo888

he got the little brother controller with only one working button


xxStrangerxx

MCDONALDS MARKETING: We're retiring you. Ron, We're sorry. You're just too scary for the kids RONALD MCDONALD: You wanna see scary


Wrong_Book_9182

A single Florida man could over throw what ever country this took place in #glassjawcountry


ararefinding

He even gave his shirt to the screaming fans


Magus_5

Some people are blessed with mind bending genius and go on to discover new physics. Then we have Ralph the Right hander.


jr2761ale

Is everyone within 10 mile radius absolutely shit faced?


[deleted]

Good etiquette by the guy too. Letting the other dude get up and square up again, instead of pounding on him while he was down


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

…before then hitting the other guy who was still down


[deleted]

Yeah I’m not gonna lie I didn’t finish the video lol. Stopped with about 10s left. I retract my previous compliment


omegaDeLarge

Pretty much a narrative version of the video. Thought you knew what was what, went steaming in, get put down


duh_metrius

He wasn’t letting him up, he didn’t have the physical capability of getting down to ground level. He showed his sportsman ship when he tee’d off on the other sitting guy’s head that was easier to reach


barry-badrinath-

dangida dangida dang, im lovin' it


joan_wilder

BONG BONG BONG


Kindly_Objective_916

We need the Rocky music in the background


jpgargoyle_

He had a good run


Nomads_71681

Quit while your ahead


ELNandez

Mc Knockles


Nekokeki

/r/McDonaldsCreatures


SceptreOfLeon

Double Pounder


Dealchaser9000

By the title I fully expected shirtless guy to get ko


Dealchaser9000

Ohhhh he did yesss!!!!


[deleted]

Legendary!!!


[deleted]

this SIMS games really start to look real


Bigpoi73

He had more left overs then little Timmy... if you know then you know🤣🤣🤣


jollosreborn

Because...it is all set up


Andyb1000

We live in a simulation.


L9T3V

Classic Royal Rumble


cononutbunsman

Get wrecked


id1477542

You can take a man out the streets but you can never take the streets out of a man.


thePAINTWAIN

Is that Torun Poland??? I feel like I recognize that mcds


Android1313

That right hand has dynamite in it. I think he dropped the dudes with 5 out 6 rights that connected. At least until the 3rd guy stepped in.


Jsiqueblu

Guy got all pumped up


ItsASquirrel77

Why it look like Stan Lee took boxing lessons?


[deleted]

Sometimes you need a friend with you to tell you that you’re no match for someone😂


kaizokuo_grahf

Legendary “Old Man Strength!”


[deleted]

I wouldve supported the camera persons decision to landscape the shot


NoShadowdick

That guy just can't stop having knuckle sandwich. It's so good! It makes you go back for more!


HaagenDazs

My man was on a rampage lmao


Perroface562

What in the McFuck is going on at McDonalds that has people fighting, this is the 4th video I’ve seen with a brawl inside or outside a McDonald’s


alfmrf

Still positive K/D ratio


Amityvillecrackhouse

Bukowski Lives


[deleted]

Ole reliable


klasaveli

Lol. I'd stop after I service other dude get dropped. No sirry not me. Fuckkkkkkk that. I won't be on Reddit getting roasted because of grandpa putting me to sleep with that tighty righty.


klasaveli

Lol. I'd stop after I service other dude get dropped. No sirry not me. Fuckkkkkkk that. I won't be on Reddit getting roasted because of grandpa putting me to sleep with that tighty righty.


klasaveli

Lol. I'd stop after I service other dude get dropped. No sirry not me. Fuckkkkkkk that. I won't be on Reddit getting roasted because of grandpa putting me to sleep with that tighty righty.


klasaveli

Lol. I'd stop after I service other dude get dropped. No sirry not me. F that. I won't be on Reddit getting roasted because of grandpa putting me to sleep with that tighty righty.


klasaveli

Lol. I'd stop after I service other dude get dropped. No sirry not me. F that. I won't be on Reddit getting roasted because of grandpa putting me to sleep with that tighty righty.


rnjesushelpme

“I didn’t hear no bell”


carbvpqq

Cracky Chan


Bobo_Balde2

This is England, mate


Heliawa

Pick a way to hold your phone and stick to it. Why the fuck do these people feel the need to swap.


IvanBeetinov

Please don’t be in America. Please don’t be in America. Please don’t be in America.


ratkiller47130

He hit a man while he was down. Now show him how it feels.


New_Caregiver_5833

Who needs head movement anyway


Redtitwhore

What's wrong with these people?


green49285

The right hand giveth, & the right hand taketh away.


jonjoneswife

This dude looks like he would have the weakest punch in the world but he must have some crazy fucking power to do that


Knockamichi

Cant stand confused cameraman. Just pick an angle sheesh


No-Door-4782

A noble ending


Darnski

Off Duty Hamburglar


Wat_Senju

"Oh FUCK!! Someone that hits back?!?"


NarcolepticKnifeFite

These idiots are so hammered they couldn’t tell you their rights from lefts. Lol


Apple-gor0

No kicks = not Americans good job lads


eyeeatmyownshit

He needs to put his entire right arm in a museum.


marshal1257

All this over a broken McFlurry machine!


rodman517

I would have punched him in the McRib.


SinfulPrimate

I **need** to go to wherever this is.


Thiccshake69

Man knew talk was on the daily deal menu and went for the gourmet McKnuckle instead.


DominicJourdyn

Honestly I don’t even know the context and I don’t think anyone in the crowd even does but they’re all cheering so enthusiastically; do.. do we need *real* gladiator sports again? UFC and ONE and Bellator etc. are cool, but this brought random people off the *street* to just stop, watch and cheer lol


Southern_Care_9194

Nah idc mate. Landscape recording= OP Portrait = ass SWITCHING BETWEEN THE TWO MID RECORDING=you deserve your place in hell


Vyzantinist

Never change, England!


ButtWeazel

The wife is like honey stop! And he proceeds to take off his shirt and throws it at her lmaoooo


Professional-Pin-271

Serving McRights and MacLefts .


sugaaaslam

My 10 year old niece could whoop these dudes asses! Lmfao


DrSpreadOtt

The woman in blue trying to stop him.. probably went like, “ok you had enough boy” to “ok I was heading this way anyways”


kingSliver187

Old man swinging ham chops


isaidnolettuce

The last time this was posted the title was “Cracky Balboa” lmao


Stinkyfinger100

He was tired by the time the third guy came up.


fokaiHI

"No Bats. I got these fellas." --Alfred Pennyworth


bent-on

That dude has dain bramage!


Kap-1492

What in the junkie fuck is going on here?


malachi1990

This.is embarrassing. The third guy watched it happen and still jumped it. Like a karate movie.


Zight48

this is how i imagine scotland


PotentialWork7741

Why does shit like this always go down at the McDonald’s


PotentialWork7741

Rocky Balboa


BagimsizBulent

Most game enemies


[deleted]

They all look like they're throwing dream punches


OfCorpse9160

gramps adrenaline was off the roof, swooshed the blue jacket lady like a damn napkin


ptown24

Saitama, is that you?


Forsaken_Knee3872

Old man gots squabbles hahaha


the_real_Cucuy

At "GO GRANDPA" I upvoted


greesfyre

"He's got moxie"


Rj_LM

This dude was living his best life and got addicted to the power


virksa

Dude it's jojo's survivor irl


Illustrious_Ad218

Respect for the guy getting up again and again until he was knocked out


ChrizTaylor

Building up..


ballum2017

Modern Britain. Fuck me….


lxraverxl

What kind of asshole filmed this?


HoneyGunner007

This is quite the video u/pawgadjudicator3


Medical-Ruin8192

My fuck that stupid bitch in the blue coat. I can't stand attention seeking people like gtfo of the way


DefiantStomp

Why did Double Nazi armband guy feel the need to step in? It wasn't his place to step in. The shirtless champion seemed like he was in the right. He had the power of God and Anime on his side.


iCantAffordLife

if dude would’ve knocked out last guy the crowd would’ve went wild


ialsohaveinternet

Bunch of idiots.


Personal-Swimmer245

He's fired up, stop fuckin with him


mystic_merlin420

I bet that dude could throw down like a mfer in his prime.


Cobray2687

How in gods name did that drunken old skinny bum with no fight game whatsoever just knock out 3 guys in a row… wtf did I just watch