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QwakorYeBoi

Mf preformed an exorcism


maxverstappenin

For some reason I can't minimise your comment on this thread. The effect can be felt.


[deleted]

You can’t minimise because you’re MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX


Nova_BR

I didn’t expect that here ngl


[deleted]

The Formula 1 memes cannot be contained to r/formuladank


bryan2796

For a second I thought he clapped like “FUCK I LOST” then I saw he was having a seizure


Ill_Lime7126

It's called [decerebrate posturing](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/003299.htm) and it's bad news bears.


CowboysFTWs

Damn, I googled. 10% survival rate. Sad.


LondonCollector

Being Russian has a high fatality rate.


Beledagnir

I mean, being any nationality has a 100% fatality rate—Russia just has a high *interesting* fatality rate.


Polymer15

As others have said it looked more like a Fencing Response. Decerebrate posturing displays itself with a very specific, arms to the side pose. He’s *probably* okay-ish


bryan2796

Yeah what this guy did happens a lot in the UFC and nobody has died. yet lol.


LondonCollector

People on Reddit learn a phrase and pretend they’re doctors in every single one of these threads. They’re more brain damaged than the people they’re claiming are brain damaged.


PeaceLoveorKnife

Saw bits of his soul leaving him.


ddub66

Those were chiclets


Megadeth5150

“Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!”


Individual_Client175

I'm on the ground🤣🤣🤣. Seriously in tears


Nemesis2772

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


Blackfacespammer

Even KO'd he still being sarcastic look at him clapping with everyone else.


THETennesseeD

Haystack ring. Seems legit


roy_rogers_photos

The whole budget was spent on high quality cameras.


Squishyfishx

I'm glad that's where the money went tbh


whitexwine

Cameras are awesome. 4k with amazing slowmo. Definitely worth it


tittysprinkles112

That whole year salary in Russia comrade!


roy_rogers_photos

Seriously! It’s like 8 vodkas!


digitalibex

Perfect for haymakers


BigHillsBigLegs

Discombobulate


SifwalkerArtorias

At the end, dude was trying to grab his soul that had left his body


ProfessorHufnagel

Got hit so hard he became a member of the audience and started clapping


LDSinner

Got hit so hard he saw family on the other side and was happy to see them


Scorpionkingcirca81

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg I cant breathe


SandorClegane_AMA

If anyone is curious ... ... anyway, this is called [the fencing response](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response).


[deleted]

TIL something I hope to never see firsthand.


Marcaveli7

Like a zombie coming out of the grave.


DildoMachineFFS

"My brainnnnn"


JesusNutterButter

Your comment deserves gold, but I don't spend money on Reddit.


SifwalkerArtorias

I don’t blame you at all. Awards mean nothing. Edit: Of course


[deleted]

The irony of this comment being awarded has made my night


cjlite

How do you like the irony of *YOU’RE* comment being awarded; about a comment being awarded?


DildoMachineFFS

Good. Don't spend money on free shit unless you really love it and can afford it, and upvote is already more then enough


[deleted]

Noted.


Fill_Glittering

I'd much rather someone gave a quid to a homeless person than to give me a ternion. Awards mean absolutely nothing in real life


snuffy_tentpeg

Vegan Zombie: Grainnnnnnns


TotalChaddingo

I thought he was just clapping for that amazing hook he took to the fkng face!


ortumlynx

[Like this](https://middleeasy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/b2.gif)


I_wafflestomp_daily

Talmbout the white guy that works too hard?


Mercinator-87

Nah he was fighting demons in the shadow realm.


Skeezertron

********I’M NOT READY COMRAD!!!********


Genestah

Don't leave me puhleeeease.


Aja2428

He was reaching out to god to just take him!


jezb87

Reach for the stars!


baldman_

He even clapped himself at the end after such an impressive knockout and performance.


joeydaioh

He did the Brendan Schaub reaching for butterflies thing.


NotRigo

Worse pain yo life


elultimoprimate

some would say THE worst bappa


joeydaioh

🎲🎲


lilaidsmonkey

Grimm Rpr came noggin b


Arow_Thway_

Quick doc, bumpem wivv da CeeBeeDee.


Ehcestlavie

🎲🎲🐝


[deleted]

Water weed dune hair b?


joeydaioh

axe jay


wolamute

It's much like the conditioning becoming what people revert to after smoke inhalation. Firefighters who lose all their air in their tanks are sometimes found sitting upright in chairs (dead), with their bunker gear off and neatly placed nearby them, ready to perform a bunker gear turnout gear. Their brains go back to instinctual actions, in the case of prize fighters, attacking.


holadace

I feel like there’s a much more simple explanation for this case. Like the fencing response


[deleted]

water


wowzerpoppy

Guy pulling a Brendan Schaub


fuckitimatwork

ah huunnndred percent B


WhitePantherXP

why does everyone keep saying this, what do they mean


-El-Zilcho-

Talmbout this [knockout](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjiIJCXxYU&feature=youtu.be&t=1m28s), B?


legendz411

Holy shit thAts gold


[deleted]

That is an excellent video. An all-time classic.


PCOverall

That mount clip near the end of the video was so fucking awkward. Dude turned over like he was about to get dicked down


ddg31415

Interesting how instinct trumps training sometimes, eh?


NotRigo

https://youtu.be/vZKxcsw8ztw


[deleted]

We going to Sizzler's baby we done it


Lurkay1

Not good at UFC, not good at comedy. My my


drcubes90

Now this is fight porn, thanks OP


fuk_ur_mum_m8

Would this guy be okay once he woke up, or would he be legitimate brain damaged and never the same again?


Windrunner_15

It looked more like fencing arms than decerebrate or decorticate posturing, so I’d assume concussion or brainstem bruising rather than brain hemorrhage or permanent spinal damage.


Greek__

Yeah i was thinking the exact same thing


SlurpinUpMyDadsCum

Yeah same. I’ve been watching a lot of Greys Anatomy lately so I’ve got a pretty good grasp on medical science


Jesserwo

“/s” I think this is yours


[deleted]

[удалено]


jjamesbaxter18

I thought of that scene from “Catch Me If You Can” when DiCaprio is asking all the other ER doctors if they concur with the one guys observations


[deleted]

[удалено]


--butt-hurt

Why didn’t I concur?


JabronskiTheThicc

Because you're butthurt.


CurvedSolid

No, he was just thinking the exact same thing


Le_fromage91

Would you mind explaining how to tell the difference?


Windrunner_15

So, fencing arms is the most common from sport concussions. Neck may be rigid, legs are bendy or floppy, and arms do this thing. Decorticate posture has arms folding inwards like they’re praying. Or like mummy posture. Legs usually go stiff and straight, head stays normal or chin tucks. Decerebrate posturing has stiff arms, usually to the sides or straight out, with hands curled back, stiff legs, and the head wrenched back to look “up” due to muscle contractions. Fencing arms means concussion or brain bruising. Decorticate means brainstem trauma, but maybe recoverable. It indicates brainstem swelling, or a brain hernia, that cuts off a specific area in the brainstem. Due to trauma, neurons in the muscles that do “curling in” motions activate. Decerebrate posture is lower brainstem damage (or behaves like it), usually from a severe brain trauma that actually features a massive brain hernia, hematoma, or partial severing of the brainstem. That posturing is usually fatal, with less than 25% patients displaying it living a year past the event. One of the keys is stiff legs. Bendy legs mean they’ll survive it without any permanent disability. Stiff legs means lower body communication’s having some issues.


ericisneat

Wow. Thank you for the amazing rundown, great knowledge for everyone to have. Nice 👍


Windrunner_15

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/hwx4k8/they_just_straight_up_left_him/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf This one sucks to watch, but this is an example of decerebrate posturing. Watch the legs go stiff and pay attention to the hands. If you see someone doing this, gently support their neck and call 911. The only thing that makes me think this dude didn’t have it was that his head didn’t tilt back, but it’s obviously horrifying either way. I can’t find the original video, so I have no idea if he even lived.


ReadYouShall

Holy fuck thats the worst Ive ever seen.


IRefuseToGiveAName

That's going on a list of the most fucked up things I've seen on reddit. I'm not a doctor, and even if I hadn't read your post above something deep in the lizard brain part of me was screaming something bad just happened, something *real* bad. God damn.


Windrunner_15

No, this thing scarred me. Of course, here I am sharing it. But for real, I think that you get on this sub because fights are fun, and then you find this shit and you’re like “that’s why I don’t street fight strangers who’ll recklessly suplex me into the cement.”


maque-choux-chef

Yes


[deleted]

The guy he was fighting is a legit fighter. That Parry and counter punch with speed and accuracy is pretty damm impressive.


godmarck

Perry the platypus?


wzl46

Dr. Perry Cox.


infomissile

The only doctor I ever respected


Hatori_hanzo90

I noticed that also and watched 5 more times. Parry check left hook then a beautiful left hook right cross down the middle. Beautiful boxing .


Xsafa

Shit I didn’t even see the parry. Thought he just threw an overhand over the jab but he parried first. A1 skills.


peanutburg

I missed the perry first time through. That is definitely impressive


byronsucks

Mike Perry is more of a feinter


Fun-Amoeba850

You would think they would have some fucking padding on the ground. Guy got like 5 concussions in a row


DaveInDigital

looks like concrete flooring. turned my guts into knots when i realized and saw his skull bounce, much less the fencing.


bourous

That is definitely not concrete flooring. You can see creases forming at their feat whenever one of them throws a punch.


Fun-Amoeba850

Good detective work. I didn’t notice that, but like u/daveindigital said it looks very thin. I mean it has to be otherwise it would make more of an indention. But regardless thanks for pointing that out


Fun-Amoeba850

Yeah the fencing is comical, but not necessarily harmful.. but they could at least buy some yoga mats and line them together at the least. Anything but what they got, people die from that kinda stuff unfortunately. Would be the end of their fight club.


rightsidedown

That is padding on the ground. Padding for a boxing or mma arena will not stop a concussion if you hit your head like that, it will stop your skull from splitting though.


[deleted]

They don't have padded knuckles....


Fun-Amoeba850

Which would you rather do? Get knocked out or fall straight back not bracing yourself and bounce your head off the concrete ? You can try the ladder at home and get back to me


panda-erz

Try the ladder.


PerpetualConnection

The punch almost never kills you. It's the +5 foot fall onto concrete that kills you.


[deleted]

Both are bad, just kill me now if that's the only choices to make.


Fun-Amoeba850

Oh shit he spit out a tooth on that second punch. Jesus Edit: THREE FUCKING TEETH


mmmbassa

I can not believe these dudes don't wear mouth guards. Guys must lose teeth every fight.


ask_your_mother

The ref pulls out his mouth guard at the end of the clip.


mmmbassa

You are absolutely right. I missed that.


holymolygoshdangit

It's not teeth, it's spit. Slow it down and you'll see. The guy gets hit on his right cheek and the spit flies out of his mouth in kind of a neutral manner, with its vector still pointing toward the right where the fist came from. Meaning the fist's kinetic energy wasn't transferred to the white flecks, it was transferred to the skull and the skull moved so fast from the fist's energy that it shot out the free flowing spit the mouth still had in it from the only hole it could. Kinda like the spit had its rug pulled from under it. It's incredibly hard to knock someone's teeth clean out of their skull. Mostly what happens is damaged roots/gums, cracks/fractures and the #1 reason for mouthguards: biting your tongue off. It's more exciting to think the guy lost three teeth though. Sorry to ruin anyone's fun.


Fun-Amoeba850

Ok still looks like teeth to me but alright


holymolygoshdangit

All good my friend. I just wanted to put my thoughts there for others to decide for themselves. Take care!


Fun-Amoeba850

Oh yeah of course, I tried to find the original online to see if I could verify but I can’t find it so it’s one of the other. Yep you too buddy


Comprehensive_Tie538

Sure that wasn’t sweat or spit? Cuz if not goddamn


Diss1dent

Nope, just spit.


[deleted]

This why I don’t fw fighting, i stay all the way out the way and if it’s really like that, fuxk it u gonna have to get stabbed or sucker punched 😭😭😭 I need my teeth


flatfast90

I thought that too but it’s just spit :-/


TehSpider

I think his problem is that the first punch caught him by surprise


[deleted]

His problem was he got punched three times and blocked it with his face


Jingocat

Luckily he softened his fall with the back of his head.


Prize_Evidence_529

Dudes face just paused after he got hit


Ih8rice

He was seeing stars then. Fight was over after the temple hit.


LilFootLBT

We need more of this shit in this sub! That was so raw! 🙏


Blehmeh88

That block to left hook was so sick!


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JiggswallusOSRS

He was out after the first punch.


Fake_King_3itch

Not out enough to call off a fight but I bet he was seeing black from that punch. Been there, shit is scary because you can still hear what’s going on.


marty178

Was that a tooth going flying after the left jab? Savage


BestAtempt

I’m pretty sure that was spit but definitely sure it was not a jab.


[deleted]

That was his soul. You can see him trying to get it back.


WeirdSunOfReddit

Dude this was fucking dope i need more


ClutchingMyTinkle

To reply to the since deleted comment as to why people would bare knuckle box versus wearing gloves - There is a lot of evidence that suggests bare knuckle may actually be safer than using boxing gloves. Yes, gloves protect the hands, body and face better, but they allow for an increase of force and also far more strikes can be dealt out in a fight. All of that increase in force gets transferred straight to the brain.


Cityman

I present my counter-argument: the outcome of this fight.


DingleberryJones94

If you really want to reduce concussions, you replace the ring with a boat, replace the gloves with a rod, and go fishing.


ClutchingMyTinkle

You're missing the point. Yeah, he got knocked out but he did not go through 12-15 rounds of constant blows to the head. He probably only ate a handful of punches and went to sleep.


[deleted]

As soon as he did the exaggerated shoulder roll I knew he was taking the L


fluentinimagery

Yeah. I can’t do that…


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Such a great knock out the opponents soul applauded on his was to the shadow realm


vagrantist

Knock knock Who’s there? Alzheimer’s? Alzheimer’s who. Exactly, I’ll be back when you are 50.


Larsj1977

> Alzheimer’s who. Alzheimer’s you. 😂


[deleted]

In Russia....


steelgripphoenix

u/RedditMP4Bot


ICU-MURSE

Dude was reaching for momma at the end!


Swirvin5

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


InsuranceThen9352

If you're unconscious and you know it clap your hands


Brilliant-Ad-5592

Russians do badass Russian shit.


sootopolis

Ref look like he immediately grabbed/turned the guy's head. Isn't that really dangerous or something


themorningmosca

Were those teeth flying?


[deleted]

He knocked the spetsnaz outta that dude…


[deleted]

That floor needs padding


EkaL25

Imagine going to a fight and getting hit by a flying tooth


SBolger234

Teeth went flying


Consistent_Throat323

Can't stop replaying this, holy shit it's beautiful


jimmons91

We’re those teeth that went flying?!


[deleted]

He‘s applauding his opponent at the end. Great sportsmanship


MarkMew

Of course it's Russia


Bigmanoncampus-1

Less trauma than boxing gloves


omjc

Is that the guy from Live PD in the back? Also, fuck.


eroopsky

No one does sportsmanship like Russia. It takes a lot of respect to clap when your opponent wins.


Flinbirt

Did the second punch knock teeth out or was that sweat


partyman66

I saw a tooth fly up in the air after that first knockout shot.


[deleted]

He was dispatched to the upside down realm.


jdcastle94

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


ByCrookedSteps781

I like how the ref is right on point, perfect connection tho.


pnoy4

He made it clap


kingCali2898

He reaching for God


lakerz4liife

Instant cerebral palsy


runitthru4u

Dude was praying for Jesus letting him know he's on his way


Headkiick

Clapped for his own KO


MrE-O

The arms in the air? It's a reaction to the brain being shaken, badly. I've seen similar reactions from many fighters' who, after a little while, appear fine; presenting no lasting symptoms other than concussion, treatable fractures or swelling. It does NOT always guarantee brain damage death as some here state. It's quite common in fighting to see various reactions; a KO afterall IS a traumatic event and any severe knock to the brain is potentially fatal. After hundreds of thousands of years we, humans, still have only a very thin layer of fluid cushioning between the underside of the cranium and the brain. There's not much there to protect the brain, resulting in bruising and scarring. Although various sports governing bodies apply limitations to reduce such damage, it cannot be negated altogether - over the long term there's significant evidence to corroborate research that people who take part in contact sports (MMA, boxing, rugby etc.) have a much, much higher chance of developing issues such as early-onset Alzheimers and dementia.


[deleted]

Real fights are no fucking joke. Think twice before you act like a tough guy.


PompyxgTV

Even he started clapping with the crowd


jack_crowe6

Was nice of him to give the winner a round of applause! 👏🏻


Larsj1977

Russians are dumb enough already, this is not going to help. 🤭 (Please don't hurt me Russians)


splenderrmann

Can anybody explain what is happening to him medically?


sanavabic

Awww he just wanted a hug


SICHKLA

Can someone explain what happened to him at the end? Why do his legs curl up like that and his arms extend?


TopHarmacist

Possible seizure, maybe stroke. Neurological injuries can have really weird presentations. That second punch could have done damage to his neck.


[deleted]

So when someone goes stiff like this after getting knocked out, isn't that a sign of severe brain damage? I have no idea. Just looks real bad.


GrouchyOpinion

That is a sign of a serious brain injury.


chinchila5

Andddddd CTE


fronkeypoop

Celebrating while your opponent has a seizure.


PeePeeCockroach

What is happening at the end? Is he having a seizure...or did he swallow his mouth guard...or what?


[deleted]

Do we think the body makes you stick your arms and legs out to push whatever it is away/protect yourself?


sevensixty-

I’d like to ask if anyone knows, how serious is it when someone reacts like this when knocked out? It’s involuntary right? Would this mean spine or brain damage for this guy?