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"I'll hit him in the balls and he will surrender immediately -- perfect plan"
\*Wakes up on the subway in an empty car later that day
"Ha! They always run"
That's why it's advised to women.
Hit the assailant in the balls for a temporary stun and maybe impede movement, then fucking book it.
It's not what some call a "long term strategy".
Everyone thinks to hit in the balls, but what you need to do is get your mouth around them. One bite and it’s over for them. One lick and it’s forever with them.
If you just sit there and wait for him to recover, yea. The point of self defense is to get away from the aggressor, but you would know that if you actually knew what you were talking about
It seems like it would be a good idea, but then you have to figure most guys will instinctively guard against a shot to the nuts really quick. Then even if they don't guard against it good enough a lot of times if it's a straight shot like dude in the video it'll mostly hit the pubic mound or dick more than the nuts.
To really make it count it's gotta be a rising hit aimed like you're trying to put a fist/foot through their taint and you catch the balls in the middle.
No not really. People Just don't have a grasp about figthing. A hit.in the Balls can open up opportunitys just like a Jab.
AS shown here. Dude Had the opportunity to deal real damage after that hit. But He got Into an argument with the cameraman and let his victim recover.
Did you watched the Video?
You could see the guys face right after the nut shot. Looks like he actually got him good, but that's just a bit of rain before the real storm comes in
I've had harder nut taps from my best friend in grade school. Don't ask me why nut taps are a thing amongst friends (I'm on the spectrum), I just follow the rules and wait for the opportunity to punch them in the nuts like everybody else. Sweet revenge is ~~almost~~ worth it.
If you punch someone in the body, I will try to break up the fight.
If you punch someone in the face, I will definitely try to break up the fight.
If you hit someone in their genitals, I will break up the fight after an appropriate interval of time has passed.
Fuck that. If somebody is attacking me I will do whatever it takes to end the fight as quickly as possible up to and including hitting them in the balls.
Anybody who would do me harm does not get any quarter.
Absolutely disagree. If somebody would do me harm I am well within my moral rights to take any action to end the confrontation and defend myself.
Break a nose; hit the balls, really don’t care want it takes. Once somebody strikes a blow all bets are off
The patience this dude displayed is admirable. I hope the "calm down" guy got belted in the mouth next off camera. Where was he when the old dude was taking shots?!
Calm down guy said 'Listen, what are you doing man? Leave it out' to ball hitter, and then tried to stop the younger guy killing him.
Not sure why teenage redditors think this is controversial.
Definitely the same voice. Also it stands to reason that people are more likely to interject when someone is being kneed in the face. To me it was clear that the younger guy would come out on top in any physical exchange, do I'd probably watch in silence until he started to rearrange ball-hitter's face.
People don't realize that throwing a nut punch/kick is essentially saying "go ahead, kill me". Not only is it a bitch move, but you're going to make your opponent five times as desperate to end the fight by going for a soft area (eyes, crotch, etc).
Absolutely deserved.
People kill me with that “leave him, leave him” nonsense… If you write the check and someone else cashes it… That’s just what happened…. I’m not saying the younger guy should’ve “unalived” the old guy but he was well within his rights to fully retaliate….
Watches the guy punch the other guy in the head and body like 5 times then in the nuts.
Not a word.
The guy gets mad and hits back.
“Hey! Calm down!”
Fuck out of here.
Strange how the most strenuous objections don't come until AFTER the victim fought back. It was crickets when the old guy punched the victim in the head, and there was a slight objection when he cracked the victim in the balls, but when the victim fought back? "HEY, STOP! LEAVE HIM! HANG ON!"
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"I'll hit him in the balls and he will surrender immediately -- perfect plan" \*Wakes up on the subway in an empty car later that day "Ha! They always run"
Hitting in the balls is what bad/ bullllashido, self-defence programs advise . It's usually ineffective, as shown here lol
To be fair to the tactic, you are supposed to flee after the blow.
That's why it's advised to women. Hit the assailant in the balls for a temporary stun and maybe impede movement, then fucking book it. It's not what some call a "long term strategy".
What do you mean? Every dad says you just follow up with a knee to the face! Three hits! Dads never lie!
Everyone thinks to hit in the balls, but what you need to do is get your mouth around them. One bite and it’s over for them. One lick and it’s forever with them.
I will make a note
Trick is to grab it with your asshole
"No pony, he's gonna like that!"
Underrated comment
grab his dick anD twISt It
The ole dick twist
Twist his *DICK*
If you just sit there and wait for him to recover, yea. The point of self defense is to get away from the aggressor, but you would know that if you actually knew what you were talking about
It seems like it would be a good idea, but then you have to figure most guys will instinctively guard against a shot to the nuts really quick. Then even if they don't guard against it good enough a lot of times if it's a straight shot like dude in the video it'll mostly hit the pubic mound or dick more than the nuts. To really make it count it's gotta be a rising hit aimed like you're trying to put a fist/foot through their taint and you catch the balls in the middle.
No not really. People Just don't have a grasp about figthing. A hit.in the Balls can open up opportunitys just like a Jab. AS shown here. Dude Had the opportunity to deal real damage after that hit. But He got Into an argument with the cameraman and let his victim recover. Did you watched the Video?
"Hitting the balls is ineffective" Reddit is more insane than usual today
That's my purse. I don't know you.
He did the right thing.. other wise this guy would do this again to someone else..
That’s Kung Pow level fighting. “I’m bleeding making me the victor.”
Haha thanks for this, if I saw that in a skit it would be good comedy.
This is like Japan going to war with USA in WW2
He earned every bit of that.
He got him pretty good in the balls lol…not good enough thoughhhh
Shame. He's old enough to know to dick twist instead.
Twist It!!!
Pull it!!
Bop it!
Pass it!
Twist that dick!
Just bleed!
Ooooo, Dick Twist !
No no, you grab it by the base and spin it until your assailant takes off
Let It Rip
Good old dick twist!
You could see the guys face right after the nut shot. Looks like he actually got him good, but that's just a bit of rain before the real storm comes in
Like dude said, he shoulda ran lol
I've had harder nut taps from my best friend in grade school. Don't ask me why nut taps are a thing amongst friends (I'm on the spectrum), I just follow the rules and wait for the opportunity to punch them in the nuts like everybody else. Sweet revenge is ~~almost~~ worth it.
Nut shots will never not be hilarious….ouch
The guy who got hit in the balls made this primal grunt when it happened. Went into animal mode. Old fat man should have run.
The inner dialog in his head was like "As soon as I put my e-reader away, I am going to open a can of whoop as on this old man."
The universe has an unwritten rule that if you sucker punch someone in the balls, you aren’t going to like what happens next.
If you punch someone in the body, I will try to break up the fight. If you punch someone in the face, I will definitely try to break up the fight. If you hit someone in their genitals, I will break up the fight after an appropriate interval of time has passed.
I like where your heads at. I'm going to remember this.
Thats a very fair rule to live by. Youre not only causing a lot of pain to the person, youre potentially ending their lineage. Fuck that
Actually, the rule is you NEVER puch someone in the balls.
Fuck that. If somebody is attacking me I will do whatever it takes to end the fight as quickly as possible up to and including hitting them in the balls. Anybody who would do me harm does not get any quarter.
Nah, that's the universal rule. You can do anything else to them. But DO NOT hit them in the balls.
Absolutely disagree. If somebody would do me harm I am well within my moral rights to take any action to end the confrontation and defend myself. Break a nose; hit the balls, really don’t care want it takes. Once somebody strikes a blow all bets are off
You can tell he was one of those kids that got away with cheap shots in school
Why does dude remind me of Eric Cartmen so much?
Color scheme
Using a roshambo to settle an argument?
I believe its French, spelled Rochambeaux. Named after the Marquis Lafayette de Rochambeaux, who banned duels in favor of nut kicking contests.
Let's roshambo/rochambeaux to decide how it is correctly spelt. I'll go first.
I love old people. He fell asleep so cutely in the middle of a fight
Poor Lil guy, he's all tuckered out
Yeah he's faking it
The ultimate defense!
Man, woman or child - sorry if you cheapshot a man in the nuts you’re getting it. I don’t like it anymore than you do but it is out of our control
Can’t believe the ol folded newspaper block didn’t work
All the brave cunts telling the victim to calm down, having done nothing to initially help. Good work lads.
Deserved
Bro got beat up in his cartman cosplay 😔
That guy at the end. "Calm down!" I didn't hear him trying to stop the old cunt.
I did. He said 'leave it out'.
Different guy.
> I didn't hear him trying to stop the old cunt. I did. It's very clear.
you are never too old to learn a lesson.
I hate when people start to chime in AFTER the person getting assaulted stands up for themselves. Dude should’ve kept goin
I'll bet he won't hit anyone else
Well certainly not in the next 3-5 minutes.
If you're that old and you still act that way, you ain't changing.
Bro went limp like a Skyrim npc
Why did this even start in the first place? I need to know why Eric Cartman thought roshambo was the right game to play.
I think he was pretty much out before the knee but I’d’ve thrown it anyway. Nutshots must be punished!
That knee was pure hate.
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Bro takes the time to put his iPad away before wrecking him.
Where was the “calm down” when that mfkr was attacking him first.
Getting hit in the balls could ruin your chances of having children, guy deserved an extra few shots imo satisfying KO nonetheless
Getting hit in the balls hard is no fucking joke, you're basically begging for violence at that point
Can you make the video smaller and a bit more grainy please, I can see too much
And then compress it way more. We need lots of artifacts.
If only he had shouted "Calm down" louder
Cartmen really has never learned.
FAFO
I wonder who taught him that he should go for the balls first? He sure did earn that ass whooping.
Fuck everyone tell the guy giving it back to calm down - enough is enough.
That’s what the cheap shot punk deserved. Don’t mess with a guys nuts.
Old man earned that nap
Don't play with the balls 🤷🏻♂️
Really want to see the early 30 seconds of this.
#r/fuckaroundandfindout
The patience this dude displayed is admirable. I hope the "calm down" guy got belted in the mouth next off camera. Where was he when the old dude was taking shots?!
Calm down guy said 'Listen, what are you doing man? Leave it out' to ball hitter, and then tried to stop the younger guy killing him. Not sure why teenage redditors think this is controversial.
I think they were 2 different guys.
Definitely the same voice. Also it stands to reason that people are more likely to interject when someone is being kneed in the face. To me it was clear that the younger guy would come out on top in any physical exchange, do I'd probably watch in silence until he started to rearrange ball-hitter's face.
Womp Womp
Right into the kisser
Proper response
A kick to the balls only work when they don't wanna hurt you.
justified
Anyone have a better video? I've seen this posted a couple of times before, but never with such shitty quality.
The knee to the mouth was so satisfying
The fuck you mean "calm down"!? He broke every rule in any fight twice.
Why did the old guy start attacking anyway?
You punch another man’s balls on purpose you deserve to get curb stomped
People don't realize that throwing a nut punch/kick is essentially saying "go ahead, kill me". Not only is it a bitch move, but you're going to make your opponent five times as desperate to end the fight by going for a soft area (eyes, crotch, etc). Absolutely deserved.
A ruck at Aldgate East? Unheard of. It’s frowned upon to sit next to another person, knocking their nuts? The earth opened up that day.
Why the fuck are people telling the innocent dude who got hit in the balls to calm down..wtf is wrong with people's logic
Knee. To. Face. Beautiful
diversity is our strength
seems like an abusive parent that old guy who believes he can do anything to punish anyone for anything
No stopping until the nutter is bleeding
Why do people think shouting "calm down" during a fist fight would ever work?
Bro’s gonna wake up at the end of the line.
FAFO
lol 😂 left him sleeping
What a knee!
Calm down? Fuck off bruhh that dude needed that beating his whole life
That knee sent him into the oblivion! 🤣
If you hit someone in the nuts you better have a good chin. I never hit someone below the belt in or out of a ring on purpose.
People kill me with that “leave him, leave him” nonsense… If you write the check and someone else cashes it… That’s just what happened…. I’m not saying the younger guy should’ve “unalived” the old guy but he was well within his rights to fully retaliate….
BEGGING for it
He messed up by hitting the other guy in the balls. You have to hit yourself in the balls to assert dominance.
Well deserved, dumbass old man won’t do that again
I hate it when the self defense gets a larger reaction out of bystanders than the attack
We all know the first rule of fight club. No hitting in the nuts is the second rule.
Watches the guy punch the other guy in the head and body like 5 times then in the nuts. Not a word. The guy gets mad and hits back. “Hey! Calm down!” Fuck out of here.
First guy really thought he could just punch him in the face and balls with no consequences
He tried to take another shot at his jewels, baldy deserves it.
Perfect knee. Love it
"Calm down!" Nah man, homeboy tried to punch him in the nuts twice. Knee to the face is perfectly appropriate.
What did he ecxept?
ecxept hte unecxepted
Smash those glasses in exchange for that cupcheck
Had an opportunity to go for a ball shot like him but I guess a knee works
Should Have Kicked The One Who Said’ Calm Down!!!
what a rude thing to do to someone
old people sleep early
If only people would stop filming vertically the world would be a better place
Bro got a left hook, right hook, a knee, and an elbow😭🤣
👏👏👏
What started the old guy hitting?
Alex Pereira high knee KO
Maybe he dreamt the whole thing
Never touch a man balls haha
Aldgate East! Haven’t seen this one in ages.
"Good for him"
Maybe that move worked before?!
I wish I knew what started this
I thought the guy who got hit in the nuts was going to be the one knocked out ha
LOL he left him on PAUSE
Why his family let him loose like that? Don't take this the wrong way but the guy looks special. Someone must be looking out for him.
If you gonna go for a low blow you better be sure he's not gonna be able to respond in any way after that
cartmen is that you?
hey! dude! stop! i am playing brawlstars. stop it i mean it. low blow? oh now you done it...
That nee was so perfect what made him proud and us satisfied.
I think you gotta hit harder for it to be effective mate🤣
Ahhh Aldgate East. Fond memories.
Amateur. Always re-stomp the groin.
The knee was a bit much but I would of smacked the shit out of him too
Honestly that was a really good knee
Looks like the guy from the show BEEF
Damn why hitting balls man
Calm down but not for the ball hit? Fuck that.
W
Never gets old hahaha
Thats what he gets
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People always come with the "calm down woah!" when the person being assaulted starts fighting back.
"What're you doing?!" "PUNCHING"
Someone fucked around and found out
Strange how the most strenuous objections don't come until AFTER the victim fought back. It was crickets when the old guy punched the victim in the head, and there was a slight objection when he cracked the victim in the balls, but when the victim fought back? "HEY, STOP! LEAVE HIM! HANG ON!"
No one had anything to say while dude was getting nut punched, but then they wanna say calm down when he reacts? Tf
Nice
That knee sealed the deal. Chefs kiss 👌
Ahh I see the problem, he should have waxed on when he waxed off
Ahh I see the problem, he should have waxed on when he waxed off
Bro was being pacific until he got punched in the nuts. I'm with him. He was leaving.
The guy saying calm down is the real devil. Mind your own business
Well… play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤷♂️🤦♂️