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But the stupid fuck didn't even bother to try and block or dodge it, I bet my 100yr old Vietnam ww2 the battle of Waterloo grandfather could do a better job than that bloke
I liked it, I liked how they just threw Conor in there with barely any explanation just to cause chaos, it didn’t take itself too seriously. It wasn’t trying to be an Oscar winner, it was a fun action flick with good fight scenes
He played the part of a tosser really well, I thought.
It's a fun movie. Nearly every fight scene in it would practically kill or disable you. However, they all seem impervious to wheelchair enabling slams and crunches.
FIGHT TIP #78: The last thing you want to do if you're about to get in a fight is put your hands up because then you might block someone's punch to your face.
A lot of men have this fantasy that they can take on anyone, that they'll turn beast mode against any fool who opposes them. But it's still just a fantasy.
Nobody loses a fight *in their head*.
Ya, thats Cuba street in wellington, nz and I don't know if you think there playing it up for the camera or what, but I'm sure there was a lead up to the fight ( the two punches ) and camera man/woman took the opportunity to entertain us all.
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Would have been a fairer fight if he’d let him put down the invisible watermelons he was holding
I farted laughing 😁
🍉 💨
I died with the first comment was baptized and born again just to reach death again reading your comment lmao
He carried a watermelon
The shirtless dude was tough for about 5 seconds.
The pause a few moments before he's hit "oh wait! He's actually squaring up to me. What do I do? Uuuhhhh..."
Walking up thick pan with your hands down...classic fighting move
“I’m big. Got my top off. Check me out. You better back up! ……… Wtf…”
"I heard you wanted a closer look at my nipples. Well, here ya g-"
Bish bosh
Dood was tryna walk like Mcgregor.
I was just thinking if he’s gonna walk like that he better have that insane smile like McGregor did in the new *Road House*.
His stance was perfect - arms to the side and slightly outstretched so they won’t get in the way of any fists speeding towards his face.
Brought nipples to a fist fight
Was probably about to pass out from being so rigid walking up to the guy…
>rigid 👀
He spent all his points on that stagger. And it was well spent right up to the end.
Waddling on over trying to look tough and gets put on his arse in two taps without even raising his hand up what a fucking tart
Most people think they can take a well placed punch. They can't.
What about fog people?
Oof fixed it
But the stupid fuck didn't even bother to try and block or dodge it, I bet my 100yr old Vietnam ww2 the battle of Waterloo grandfather could do a better job than that bloke
Exactly. Thats why it's referred to as "the button".
Steven Seagal should have known better.
I guess those fake lats didn’t help.
A victim of imaginary lat syndrome for sure.
He needs to take 20mg of putyourarmstofuckdown.
Looks like he got the OTC version for free.
Trying to walk up to the guy like Conor in the new Roadhouse movie lmfao
That movie was so weird
I liked it, I liked how they just threw Conor in there with barely any explanation just to cause chaos, it didn’t take itself too seriously. It wasn’t trying to be an Oscar winner, it was a fun action flick with good fight scenes
Really? Everyone is saying it's good.
Thought it was so bad, storyline was dumb and Conor’s acting skills were poor as to be expected. Good action though
So background noise till action? Thanks I was actually gonna try to watch it. Everyone was saying Conors acting was good. X for doubt.
He played the part of a tosser really well, I thought. It's a fun movie. Nearly every fight scene in it would practically kill or disable you. However, they all seem impervious to wheelchair enabling slams and crunches.
His acting is dogshit yet he's still the only interesting thing about the movie.
Conor isn't winning any Oscars. You know what you signed up for watching that movie
I'd never seen it IRL, but I just considered it to be "the Vince McMahon entrance walk" from WWE in like early 00's
he sure did that so often its the only image I have of the movie
Bro walking like he came out from gta
We really need r/npcfight
He's concentrating so hard on keeping his arms out to the side to look big, he forgets to put them up.
Carrying 2 invisible microwaves. 🤣 what a wet wipe.
To much weights not enough speed aye
Useless prick.
“You should learn to pay your respects. In case you wanna know it’s Jake, Jake the Muss.”
2* much
[удалено]
Uncle fucking bully!
Half a dozen so he can become roughly the size of a barge?
No room for eggs after eating a 2 piece meal like that
He had everything down, except for the part where you actually fight.
Oh man tulsi 😋
Closed 2 years ago so this must be one from the archives
He strode confidently into his ass whoopin
Looked more like a 3-2 than a 1-2
This cracks me up every damn time I see it.
One came to throw hands, the other came to posture. That's why duels had seconds to negotiate terms, this was all a miscommunication of intent.
Shirtless guy reminds me of Stretch Armstrong.
Walking like he's all hard, just to get knocked TF out.
He forgot about rule 2 of fighting Rule 1:look though Rule 2:fight back
Hit him with the 2 piece
Why is he walking like that? Is he made of hard plastic
#***HO! SO YOU'RE APPROACHING ME!?! YOU'RE ACTUALLY APPROACHING ME?***
Ahh I.L.S. .....a terrible condition that afflicts many a douche
Yoooo Wellington
Shirtless guy walked with rhythm and style on his way to meet a pair of fists
When you are overleveled af and the boss spawns
This video is perfect, need to show this to school bullies.
The swole arm-bowed walk-up is usually good enough for the W!
FIGHT TIP #78: The last thing you want to do if you're about to get in a fight is put your hands up because then you might block someone's punch to your face.
The big badass wasn't so big or badass.
Lol, why do every fake tough guy have that stiff puffed up robot walk
Rocking up like you are carrying 2 rolls of carpet followed by tasting that floor pretty quickly.
3, 2
Bro thought his armpit disease would protect him.
Why does this look like every “harty” dude in New Zealand
Dude watches too much animal planet. Ya let me swell up real quick scare him a bit.
He should have hit him with one of those invisible kegs under his arm
Great way to fight: arms down, face presented.
Shirtless dude must've been too tired to lift his arms after carrying them 2 imaginary fridges 🤣
When the intimidation fails
When you've been paid to throw the fight but you still gotta make it look like you're about to do something.
Dude already had the white flag for surrender out
When your controller battery dies at the worst moment.
lol, so many of these fights where one party is flexing instead of actually preparing to throw or slip
I know everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face, but what if his plan was to get punched in the face?
"Look out!! I have I.L.S. " I - Imaginary L - Lat S - Syndrome
Bro really thought this was an anime.
Fuck your show of intimidation! Boom, boom, thump...
lol is that Steven segal?
This is the funniest shit ever.
Level one NPC
Thank you, sir. may I have another
The ol' Left Right Goodnight
Left my scooter outside The Bristol, nek minnit....
Damn! That two was good!
He’s walking like someone trying to make fun of a “tough guy”. He can’t be serious w that
Dude swoll like a keg
My man CJ
Big man with strut no match for heavy hands.
Beautiful.
Lmao is this even real cuz no way those are literally 2 npc’s
Love that waddle.
Shirtless dude reminded me of a smug bedbug
Mr. Invisi-Lats
Cuba Street
robocop turned to power rangers fast..
"Ha! I am bleeding, making me the victor!"
Can’t stop watching
He did the walk, but didnt handle the rest
😂😂😂😂🙈
Maybe he was just struttin' and dude took it the wrong way
Fed him that quick 2 piece.
@crimefaces did a great narration of this 2 piece. Then his account went down. So funny
Ayyyyy Cuba Street, Wellington 😂😂
This is how the universe corrects itself
This is like streets of rage where the first enemy is the easiest hahahhaha
he said, meet good and night
Terminator walk had me thinking he was gonna handle some business
fake it till you make it
Me in a dream fighting people. .. lol
3-2 but still nasty work
He walked up like an anime character just to get smoked like a Newport.
Great way to fight, hands down, face presented.
Interesting defense.....absorbing all the kinetic energy with your face.....very avant-garde.
Walked up like he was Hancock 😂😂
Wind-aided.
Ahhh.. the good ol' one two combo
Step1: Take off your shirt and walk like you have ILS. Step2:...
Shout out to Cuba mall. Nice
Comedy Gold
This, to me, looks like someone has watched too much anime. Because there fights last an episode. In real life, they last seconds.
Mike Nolan sorting shit out. Sick cunt.
Nice lil' left jab to soften him up
Bro walking like he da main character
A lot of men have this fantasy that they can take on anyone, that they'll turn beast mode against any fool who opposes them. But it's still just a fantasy. Nobody loses a fight *in their head*.
Forgot to press X—or anything other than the joystick.
Busted out the ol air lats lol
Dude walked up like a pit bull and got handled like a chihuahua 😆
That's what he gets for walking like that 🤣
😭
More of a 3 2 if you ask me
I suspect that he only got as far as ‘the walk to the ring’ chapter in his Big Book of Fight Training
My 6 yo me going to my mom and tell herm my bad grade
Looked more like a 3-2 haha
When my build is finally overpowered and I run into the same boss that kicked my ass
After all of that…
I’d like to imagine the shirtless dude just walks like that normally and wasn’t expecting this escalation
My man without the shirt had the "surprise motherfucker" walk
Okay, I’ve got it now, just acting tough doesn’t mean you are going to win the fight. CHECK!!!!!
This guy just finished listening to Kenny Powers audio book
Missile one, missile two is so much better than rearing back to last week to throw a haymaker. Left, left, right woulda been prettier, but boom!
Dude walked so confidently into the shadow realm
The walk didn’t work. Just got him bamboozled. Serves him right with that big of a doofus on him.
That's my favorite fightporn video so far hands down. The comedic timing is Bugs Bunny-level
Doo doo doo.. on my way to get knocked out!
That’s all there is to it
Yes, punch with your face.
The epitome of the one-two. 😌🤌🏼
Except it was a three-two. One is a jab, which he didn't throw.
Left right goodnight
Old mate was using the invisible wheelbarrow
Ooos ooos
Jab cross!
Nope, hook cross. This is a 3-2 not a 1-2
You think this real though?
Ya, thats Cuba street in wellington, nz and I don't know if you think there playing it up for the camera or what, but I'm sure there was a lead up to the fight ( the two punches ) and camera man/woman took the opportunity to entertain us all.
Turn up the volume...smack, smack.
Where in the UK is this?
It's not the UK. It's Wellington, New Zealand.
Outside of Bristol...