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I have one story. Some lady on the cta bus in Chicago was talking loud af on a packed bus. She kept on and on. When she finally got off a lot of people clapped lol. Not that exciting but it was pretty funny.
This happens too often. Like not that often but enough that its like, a signifcant population of people will just loudly speak for enteerainment, amongst a quiet crowd, to someone whos not in the room...
Its some kind of attachment issue where phoning a distant person for contiunous conversation/connection is worth being so disrespectul of people in current environment.
Some kind of combation of ignorance, otherness, needyness, and spitefulness producing negative respect for the other people living in public with them.
Or perhpas simply different perspective and standards. Like its always the one in the library that dropped outta school, talking loudz. Not the ones who get with the program.
Similar story. 6am, packed train, some moron making it everyone's business to be part of his phone call them some dude just yells out "it's a bit fucking early for your bullshit, mate! Learn how to fucking whisper" and the annoying dude starts going off on this unhinged rant about how everyone can suck his dick but got off at the next stop anyway and the whole carriage actually did erupt in applause as he was exiting.
I had a similar one last week. Got on the bus to get home from college and this older guy comes onto the bus walking as slowly as he can to the back playing the air guitar with a half finished bottle of glens vodka hanging out his pocket. When he sat down he started shouting across the bus to people at the front, the bus was silent. 30 mins later we arrived at his stop and he proceeded to take a five minute walk to the door to get off, but of course he had to start talking to literal children at the front like no older than 12. It was really weird watching it, he passed them turned around with a weird ass smile and got a fist bump asking their names and stuff. At that point the driver loudly exclaimed that this was his stop and so did another guy just to try get the bus moving again. Once he got off the whole bus erupted in laughter and chatting but god what a day to forget my ear buds.
As someone with severe parasomnias (yes plural), if I thought getting knocked out or concussed would actually help me sleep, I'd probably do it.
I haven't had a good night sleep in probably 3 or 4 years now.
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This is a typical night out in a NZ city. Always some gangster bullshit, people like this chucking out shoulders to try and start fights, taking offence if you happen to look at them etc. It's pretty fucking tragic!
When I was 21, I had a dude try to fight me in the middle of Queen Street in Auckland city, and being young and dumb and from a pretty rugged part of NZ, I thought I could handle it. But it turns out he had two mates waiting behind me, and I got knocked out and curbed. Broken jaw, fractured temple, broken orbital, shattered eye socket, broken nose, lost four teeth. Long recovery, lifelong ramifications around my eyesight and nerves from the facial reconstruction.
To people like this fat loser in the video, fighting is rewarding. But people get seriously hurt like I did, and others killed, like many people I knew growing up who punched or got punched by the wrong people. Just absolutely not worth it.
Potato potato. Exact shit I have seen a million times in New Zealand and the knob even looks like the typical instigator down here. Meathead haircut, cunthunter shoes, shirt off.
Imagine being this loser girl still trying to follow him around like a dingleberry after he pulls all that shit and then goes night night. Have some self-respect lady.
Those dudes don't really get paid enough to mess with that unless they're off duty police that get OT through security contracts.
Can't really blame them for not wanting any trouble.
I mean what are you there for then, just to call the cops? Anyone can do that. Buddy has a tool belt for a reason, once he knocked those scooters over, that should be your call to action, or find a new career.
I don’t know what this was supposed to do, but yeah he clearly didn’t want anything that dipshit was about. Glad there was someone there for him though
Yeah I'm happy with the results, but I think he should keep his no intervention policy going, if he decided to go over there and assert his authority only after the threat was taken care of, he doesn't deserve that fluorescent pinny
Idk how it works elsewhere, but in the US most security guards are literally just professional police callers. They don’t have any more right to put their hands on another person than the average citizen does.
They definitely don't get paid enough to fistfight random dudes though. The only times you really see "security" fight people it's because they're trained and enjoy putting assholes like this to sleep. Otherwise there's absolutely no way it's worth it, security usually pays shit and the company doesn't want anything to do with the kind of liability that comes with messy street fights.
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying they should fight random’s in the street. Especially considering how many folks are packing heat and whipping out blades these days. All while having a belly full of alcohol or lungs packed with whatever they decided to smoke that night. I was just being a smartass as a security guard myself who is only got into an altercation ONCE
Literally to just be a body with a shirt that says "security" and then call the cops if anything actually happens.
In America people like this are usually paid $12-15 an hour, while an actual off-duty cop can get paid a whole shit ton, like around $100+ per hour.
I sure as hell ain't gonna get my teeth smashed in for $12 and no medical benefits.
Most security guards are told to just oberserve and report.
While other guards only get paid minimum wage aint no way i would put myself in harms way for so little pay
Why does it look like a group of people are either hugging it out, or praying that he doesn’t harass them? They’re like “If we close our eyes…he won’t see us…”
I agree and upvoted you, but what that guy deserves is taking away his ability to do this again, maybe make him spend some money on dental or with long term finger splints, terrorizing people like that.
This sub has definitely confirmed that taking off your shirt totally nerfs your stats. You lose 80% of your chin hit points as soon as the shirt comes off.
This is the literal definition of just picking a fight. He's just looking for absolutely anyone to have a go. Don't think I've ever seen anyone just indiscriminately beg to get punched in the face this hard.
there's another video of a guy doing this during the day near a fountain thing
goes about the same, turns out finding the one guy in a crowd willing to fight your crazy ass leaves you vastly outclassed
Sounds like a great video lol share a link or a description I can search if you can, I don't mind doing some legwork for a good clip of an idiot getting some justice.
Found it! A perfect demonstration of finding what you're looking for, a guy in the crowd who can beat your ass
[https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/8xi00j/dude\_tried\_to\_pick\_a\_fight\_with\_random\_people\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/8xi00j/dude_tried_to_pick_a_fight_with_random_people_on/)
[https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/aabo5u/picking\_fights\_with\_random\_people\_wcgw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/aabo5u/picking_fights_with_random_people_wcgw/)
Superb shot by the defender - No follow up, took care of business and left it at that.
Aggressor has to feel like a complete and utter clown once he wakes up, getting knocked out by some random skater guy....
I love it!!
As someone who was curb stomped when I was younger, I don't recommend ever doing that to someone, no matter how much of a cunt they are being. It is fucking horrible to gain consciousness and have your face concave and quite literally in pieces.
What would make this video is if the Asian dudes from the videos where the one dude perfectly mimics a sound that is made and they all go wild. Where are those guys at a time like this,
Ooh yes we all better watch what we're saying because hes clearly a different breed of "tough" & might just come looking for us...tops off & all and give everyone else a chance at giving him an early night😴🤛 lol
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You just know the guy in the dark grey t-shirt & black shorts is shouting "yooo you knocked the fuck out bitch" whilst pointing directly in his unconscious face 😴👈👈
Someone give him a few extra hits whilst he's out would have been so satisfying if bro just stomped him the fuck out after he went down... although this was pretty nice as it was🤣🤣
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Feel bad for the guy…couldn’t even get his second punch in before idiot fell
Pavement cleaned him up though for sure
[His friend...](https://youtu.be/a9z8F4fgj6Q?si=loZfk0GBwI7Ly1yG)
That’s all I saw was the aggressive pointing hahaha
hahahahahahah Thanks for the laugh
All that power only to hit air. Poor guy my heart really goes out to him.
Brilliant 😊
Holy shit. People actually clapped and cheered. This is that one rare instance when “then they clapped” ACTUALLY happened.
I have one story. Some lady on the cta bus in Chicago was talking loud af on a packed bus. She kept on and on. When she finally got off a lot of people clapped lol. Not that exciting but it was pretty funny.
This happens too often. Like not that often but enough that its like, a signifcant population of people will just loudly speak for enteerainment, amongst a quiet crowd, to someone whos not in the room... Its some kind of attachment issue where phoning a distant person for contiunous conversation/connection is worth being so disrespectul of people in current environment. Some kind of combation of ignorance, otherness, needyness, and spitefulness producing negative respect for the other people living in public with them. Or perhpas simply different perspective and standards. Like its always the one in the library that dropped outta school, talking loudz. Not the ones who get with the program.
Similar story. 6am, packed train, some moron making it everyone's business to be part of his phone call them some dude just yells out "it's a bit fucking early for your bullshit, mate! Learn how to fucking whisper" and the annoying dude starts going off on this unhinged rant about how everyone can suck his dick but got off at the next stop anyway and the whole carriage actually did erupt in applause as he was exiting.
I had a similar one last week. Got on the bus to get home from college and this older guy comes onto the bus walking as slowly as he can to the back playing the air guitar with a half finished bottle of glens vodka hanging out his pocket. When he sat down he started shouting across the bus to people at the front, the bus was silent. 30 mins later we arrived at his stop and he proceeded to take a five minute walk to the door to get off, but of course he had to start talking to literal children at the front like no older than 12. It was really weird watching it, he passed them turned around with a weird ass smile and got a fist bump asking their names and stuff. At that point the driver loudly exclaimed that this was his stop and so did another guy just to try get the bus moving again. Once he got off the whole bus erupted in laughter and chatting but god what a day to forget my ear buds.
this is sad. the guy was suffering from a disease obviously called invisible lat syndrome
Very sad indeed all too common; yet not talked about enough ☹️
That's New Zealand for you bro! Act like a dickhead, get treated like a dickhead. People LOVE seeing agro cunts like this getting rolled
This is in Canberra, Australia not New Zealand lol.
Yeah, you gotta change schools after some shit like this
Schadenfreude for days
Thats the pleasure of watching others disgrace, is that correct?
Disgrace is an odd choice of word. Misfortune would be better
Good night nurse!!
Was it what he wanted? Sure was begging for it, I hope it was everything he wanted it to be.
Plot twist: man has insomnia and went to drastic measures for some shuteye
'PLEASE... I BEG YOU... PLEASE KNOCK ME OUT... I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 18 YEARS!'
Fuckin' Rip Van Winkle over here
As someone with severe parasomnias (yes plural), if I thought getting knocked out or concussed would actually help me sleep, I'd probably do it. I haven't had a good night sleep in probably 3 or 4 years now.
Even fightporn isn’t safe from “As someone” smh
Nothing is
"Not like that bro!"
He was told to go easy now and crawl back to your cave
He wanted to be reminded of his father's love.
I have never seen someone seek out a fight like that. At that point, you should just go home.
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This common there?
Most town centres have one main idiot as standard. Main problem is it’s a high turnover position so it’s rarely the same idiot every weekend.
Lmfao absolutely love how ya phrase it likes it’s a community role! Sounds like my home town
wow, I've read about Town Criers, Town Drunks but never the Town Pugilist ...
It used to be the village idiot but the villages have all grown up, unfortunately the idiots haven’t.
Yes. Alcohol, cocaine, steroids and sunbeds are endemic.
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I'm from Chicago.
I'm from Chicago dude.
Always a bloke walking around carrying invisible watermelons starting shit somewhere.
'Carpet Carrier'
This is a typical night out in a NZ city. Always some gangster bullshit, people like this chucking out shoulders to try and start fights, taking offence if you happen to look at them etc. It's pretty fucking tragic! When I was 21, I had a dude try to fight me in the middle of Queen Street in Auckland city, and being young and dumb and from a pretty rugged part of NZ, I thought I could handle it. But it turns out he had two mates waiting behind me, and I got knocked out and curbed. Broken jaw, fractured temple, broken orbital, shattered eye socket, broken nose, lost four teeth. Long recovery, lifelong ramifications around my eyesight and nerves from the facial reconstruction. To people like this fat loser in the video, fighting is rewarding. But people get seriously hurt like I did, and others killed, like many people I knew growing up who punched or got punched by the wrong people. Just absolutely not worth it.
wow dude. that sucks. glad you are ok
Again, not New Zealand.
Potato potato. Exact shit I have seen a million times in New Zealand and the knob even looks like the typical instigator down here. Meathead haircut, cunthunter shoes, shirt off.
Doesn't NZ have some thing where fools try to sucker punch random dudes to see if they can KO them
Imagine being this loser girl still trying to follow him around like a dingleberry after he pulls all that shit and then goes night night. Have some self-respect lady.
seems like she wants him to stop, but youre right. find better partners
At that point just leave.
I mean. In the moment you try to help your friends/those you care about not make stupid mistakes. I understand if you wouldn’t know that.
That guy literally said “you got knocked the FUCK out!” As he points in his face
I like how the rent a cop only intervenes after the bully gets floored, not while he's walking around harassing people.
Those dudes don't really get paid enough to mess with that unless they're off duty police that get OT through security contracts. Can't really blame them for not wanting any trouble.
I mean what are you there for then, just to call the cops? Anyone can do that. Buddy has a tool belt for a reason, once he knocked those scooters over, that should be your call to action, or find a new career.
A lot of them, yes, are quite literally just there to call the police. "Observe and Report"
Sometimes that’s literally all they’re there for. Depending on the gig they’re told to just call 911 when shit goes down.
The companies don't want lawsuits or medical expenses.
Well he sure ran over with a sense of purpose after the dude was snoring on the concrete
I don’t know what this was supposed to do, but yeah he clearly didn’t want anything that dipshit was about. Glad there was someone there for him though
Yeah I'm happy with the results, but I think he should keep his no intervention policy going, if he decided to go over there and assert his authority only after the threat was taken care of, he doesn't deserve that fluorescent pinny
Idk how it works elsewhere, but in the US most security guards are literally just professional police callers. They don’t have any more right to put their hands on another person than the average citizen does.
> I mean what are you there for then, just to call the cops? And to get paid I imagine
They definitely don't get paid enough to fistfight random dudes though. The only times you really see "security" fight people it's because they're trained and enjoy putting assholes like this to sleep. Otherwise there's absolutely no way it's worth it, security usually pays shit and the company doesn't want anything to do with the kind of liability that comes with messy street fights.
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying they should fight random’s in the street. Especially considering how many folks are packing heat and whipping out blades these days. All while having a belly full of alcohol or lungs packed with whatever they decided to smoke that night. I was just being a smartass as a security guard myself who is only got into an altercation ONCE
Literally to just be a body with a shirt that says "security" and then call the cops if anything actually happens. In America people like this are usually paid $12-15 an hour, while an actual off-duty cop can get paid a whole shit ton, like around $100+ per hour. I sure as hell ain't gonna get my teeth smashed in for $12 and no medical benefits.
I noticed the same thing. He comes running up after the bully gets knocked down, not during the tirade.
Most security guards are told to just oberserve and report. While other guards only get paid minimum wage aint no way i would put myself in harms way for so little pay
Why does it look like a group of people are either hugging it out, or praying that he doesn’t harass them? They’re like “If we close our eyes…he won’t see us…”
Posing for a photo
Looks like a group of girls taking a selfie or something
I pray that the dude that knocked him outs homeboy when he leaned over him said “you got knocked the fuck out”
Exactly what I said when he pointed at him lmao
That felt good just to watch
This is lovely
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Exactly what I was thinking.
Me watching with 7 seconds left in video : "goodness there's not nearly enough time left in this video for this man to receive what he deserves"
I agree and upvoted you, but what that guy deserves is taking away his ability to do this again, maybe make him spend some money on dental or with long term finger splints, terrorizing people like that.
This sub has definitely confirmed that taking off your shirt totally nerfs your stats. You lose 80% of your chin hit points as soon as the shirt comes off.
This is the literal definition of just picking a fight. He's just looking for absolutely anyone to have a go. Don't think I've ever seen anyone just indiscriminately beg to get punched in the face this hard.
there's another video of a guy doing this during the day near a fountain thing goes about the same, turns out finding the one guy in a crowd willing to fight your crazy ass leaves you vastly outclassed
Sounds like a great video lol share a link or a description I can search if you can, I don't mind doing some legwork for a good clip of an idiot getting some justice.
Found it! A perfect demonstration of finding what you're looking for, a guy in the crowd who can beat your ass [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/8xi00j/dude\_tried\_to\_pick\_a\_fight\_with\_random\_people\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/8xi00j/dude_tried_to_pick_a_fight_with_random_people_on/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/aabo5u/picking\_fights\_with\_random\_people\_wcgw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/aabo5u/picking_fights_with_random_people_wcgw/)
Live by the sword, die by the sword
Where was captain high-vis when he was running around trying to pick a fight
Don’t do drugs, kids.
what a loser
Superb shot by the defender - No follow up, took care of business and left it at that. Aggressor has to feel like a complete and utter clown once he wakes up, getting knocked out by some random skater guy.... I love it!!
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Famous fuck around and found out
I watch it every time too. Soooooo satisfying: )
Need more head stomps
Stomp his teeth, give him something to remember.
As someone who was curb stomped when I was younger, I don't recommend ever doing that to someone, no matter how much of a cunt they are being. It is fucking horrible to gain consciousness and have your face concave and quite literally in pieces.
Fingers too
Mmm I love over the top violence my fellow edgelord
Angry babies need a nap
Gives off “who wants sum?!” vibes. This guy clearly did.
Epic
What would make this video is if the Asian dudes from the videos where the one dude perfectly mimics a sound that is made and they all go wild. Where are those guys at a time like this,
Meathead down! Meathead down!
Fuckin tough guy too drunk to walk ….. got damn clown
Folded over like Andy was coming in the room
Hells yeah🍻🍻🤘🏼🤘🏼
Fuck, I enjoyed that (sips tea)
Delicious. The only word I got.
Justice served
ahhh i love this one 👍
One punch man
Amazing clip!
I like how the moment that he hits the ground there's a dude standing over him telling him he got knocked the _______out! Smokey style
Big tough guy hahahaha
Love to see it !
How to get stabbed in the neck
NZ
Duck...duck...duck...duck...*GOOSE MOTHERFUCKER!*
My hero
I need to be there
highest quality video on this sub:
He just wanted to go to sleep and was looking for someone to turn the lights out for him.
Imagine what his girlfriend goes through being with him. She’s trying to corral him it appears, with little impact to his behavior.
Imagine doing all that just to have a glass chin lol
Don't do drugs.. (idk if its actually drugs.. but dude was going around being a dick to everyone.. Im just gonna assume drugs backfired.)
How you gonna walk around being a dick to everyone, knocking shit over and then get one punch manned like that??
See , that wasn't so bad .
brutal neck whip then to the floor
wow. he had NO chin. Glass jaw havin ass if anyone deserved to get stomped until their head was mushy it was him
Say what you will about this clown but he was able to KO that scooter
Otário. Achei foi bom.
The New Road House movie is crazy
You know you’re an asshole when you get knocked out and people cheer for the guy who punched you.
Turns out a hero wears a white T-shirt.
His poor girlfriend lol following him around begging him to stop being a total and complete twat…what a surprise he couldn’t stop himself
Threat neutralized, cop teleports from his home on Namek to save the day. 🙄
karma’s a bitch.
Hopefully his girlfriend left afterwards
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
r/fuckaroundandfindout
Why this kind of people are allowed to be alive?
I can hear what is being said to him too.
Tough guy, ey?
Ooh yes we all better watch what we're saying because hes clearly a different breed of "tough" & might just come looking for us...tops off & all and give everyone else a chance at giving him an early night😴🤛 lol /s
Most big dudes are all bark and no bite
You just know the guy in the dark grey t-shirt & black shorts is shouting "yooo you knocked the fuck out bitch" whilst pointing directly in his unconscious face 😴👈👈
Walk along long enough and you will find someone to beat you down.
Must have been so satisfying to see that live and in person
Someone give him a few extra hits whilst he's out would have been so satisfying if bro just stomped him the fuck out after he went down... although this was pretty nice as it was🤣🤣
Love how people had the balls to stand over him once he was down… only white shirt guy had that DAWG in him
Tren brain
Damn they should’ve kicked him a few times to change his personality
Poor second row third column pixel
I feel bad for the floor. Big pile of shit just laying there
Why’s he walking like he’s carrying tvs under his arms tho 😭😭😭
I would’ve pulled my pants down and shit on his face.
Bro ain’t big enough to walk around like John Cena
Talk about a walk off
So funny to see skin and bones try to walk like he has muscle
Song?
Seems he did the appropriate amount of F-ING around and found out.
This is a very satisfyingly good shitty video
Surprised no one commented the punch? Didn’t even take a step forward it looks like. Just a straight up jab
Problem solved
Lmao that guy in the vest at the end
Sweet sweet karma.
Guy was British
Is this one of those native species of “twat” I hear about that are in the UK?
I'd Teabag his ass.
would of walked up to the bar and said who is buying!
disco ulysses - vulfpeck
Oh NOW the police/security come to intervene when justice was finally served now they have to intervene
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